FabSwingers.com forum: Earth shatteringly mediocre

By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Finding my feet again after being off the site for while.

What have I missed?

Share some earth shatteringly mediocre thing that's happened in your life's over the last few months.

Personally, I've decided to start wearing a thumb ring. Edgy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey OP

Trying to think of something mediocre but it's mostly boring to be honest and I may be getting distracted by your pics

Pxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started using breastpumps every 2 hours and taking herbs to induce lactation. Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night I slept in a hammock in my garden - shit I'm sooo rock n roll

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"I started using breastpumps every 2 hours and taking herbs to induce lactation. Does that count?"

Count? You're winning so far!

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Last night I slept in a hammock in my garden - shit I'm sooo rock n roll

One of my favourite things. I've got hooks for mine in my "shed" under the skylights. Love lying there in the rain.

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Hey OP

Trying to think of something mediocre but it's mostly boring to be honest and I may be getting distracted by your pics

Pxx"

Compliments make me uneasy haha, but Thank-you. I'm on a new phone after losing my last one so... lost all my "stash". Good excuse to take more though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going grey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve started watching Bargain Hunt. Must be getting old

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"I'm going grey

What's the female version of a silver fox? Still a silver fox??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going grey

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of fuck me I started that at 20

Soooo last season baby

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"I’ve started watching Bargain Hunt. Must be getting old

I have no way of disagreeing with that.

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

We plan to do more walks in the evening

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"We plan to do more walks in the evening

Healthy body, healthy mind and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going grey

What's the female version of a silver fox? Still a silver fox??"

Silver foxette????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going grey

of fuck me I started that at 20

Soooo last season baby"

I like to be fashionably late

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By *ull2getherMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I bought two sets of those string things that let you hang your glasses around your neck. Very useful, but very un-cool...

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

"We plan to do more walks in the evening

Healthy body, healthy mind and all that "

Or we can’t afford the electric to put the tv on anymore

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I've had to start wearing reading glasses, haven't bought a string thing yet tho to hang them round my neck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cleaned the oven today

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I've had to start wearing reading glasses, haven't bought a string thing yet tho to hang them round my neck!

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bet you look smoking in them too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I finished Better Call Saul on Netflix

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I acquired and broke a new wheelchair, all within 24hrs. It cost over 4 grand too

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I sorted out all my old tee shirts and cut them up for dusters

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Earth shatteringly mediocre???

I'm still here if that counts ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I sorted out all my old tee shirts and cut them up for dusters"

I need to bleach a comfy white t-shirt I'm not ready to chop up. And fix a hole near the sleeve

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I sorted out all my old tee shirts and cut them up for dusters

I need to bleach a comfy white t-shirt I'm not ready to chop up. And fix a hole near the sleeve

Hang on to that tee shirt!

My aunt used to keep a pair of her friend's deceased mother's knickers in her car to clean the windows.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I sorted out all my old tee shirts and cut them up for dusters

I need to bleach a comfy white t-shirt I'm not ready to chop up. And fix a hole near the sleeve

Hang on to that tee shirt!

My aunt used to keep a pair of her friend's deceased mother's knickers in her car to clean the windows. "

My Granny taught me to make do and mend. The only thing I don't fix are socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had to start wearing reading glasses, haven't bought a string thing yet tho to hang them round my neck!

I rarely react but fuck a stoat - you are one hot bitch

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I sorted out all my old tee shirts and cut them up for dusters

I need to bleach a comfy white t-shirt I'm not ready to chop up. And fix a hole near the sleeve

Hang on to that tee shirt!

My aunt used to keep a pair of her friend's deceased mother's knickers in her car to clean the windows.

My Granny taught me to make do and mend. The only thing I don't fix are socks

I do have a darning mushroom but no idea how to darn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do have a darning mushroom but no idea how to darn.

A monkey say whaaaat?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I sorted out all my old tee shirts and cut them up for dusters

I need to bleach a comfy white t-shirt I'm not ready to chop up. And fix a hole near the sleeve

Hang on to that tee shirt!

My aunt used to keep a pair of her friend's deceased mother's knickers in her car to clean the windows.

My Granny taught me to make do and mend. The only thing I don't fix are socks

I do have a darning mushroom but no idea how to darn.

I have a stupendous array of darning and sewing needles, all carefully brought back from Hong Kong in the mid 50s, plus clever Chinese folding scissors

Oh! And several thimbles......

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I do have a darning mushroom but no idea how to darn.

A monkey say whaaaat?"

It's a sewing aid shaped like a mushroom that you put inside a sock to darn the holes.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I sorted out all my old tee shirts and cut them up for dusters

I need to bleach a comfy white t-shirt I'm not ready to chop up. And fix a hole near the sleeve

Hang on to that tee shirt!

My aunt used to keep a pair of her friend's deceased mother's knickers in her car to clean the windows.

My Granny taught me to make do and mend. The only thing I don't fix are socks

I do have a darning mushroom but no idea how to darn.

I have a stupendous array of darning and sewing needles, all carefully brought back from Hong Kong in the mid 50s, plus clever Chinese folding scissors

Oh! And several thimbles......"

Now that I'd like to see. To take mediocrity to a new level I bought (on separate occasions) vintage sewing boxes with contents. I will probably never use half the stuff lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I sorted out all my old tee shirts and cut them up for dusters

I need to bleach a comfy white t-shirt I'm not ready to chop up. And fix a hole near the sleeve

Hang on to that tee shirt!

My aunt used to keep a pair of her friend's deceased mother's knickers in her car to clean the windows.

My Granny taught me to make do and mend. The only thing I don't fix are socks

I do have a darning mushroom but no idea how to darn.

I have a stupendous array of darning and sewing needles, all carefully brought back from Hong Kong in the mid 50s, plus clever Chinese folding scissors

Oh! And several thimbles......

Now that I'd like to see. To take mediocrity to a new level I bought (on separate occasions) vintage sewing boxes with contents. I will probably never use half the stuff lol"

I also have a vintage sewing box, all put together by my Granny

There's tons of little handy gizmos she bought in HK. I also have her sewing machine, which also came back from HK. It weighs a TON! I'm surprised the ship made it back to Blighty with their haul aboard

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I sorted out all my old tee shirts and cut them up for dusters

I need to bleach a comfy white t-shirt I'm not ready to chop up. And fix a hole near the sleeve

Hang on to that tee shirt!

My aunt used to keep a pair of her friend's deceased mother's knickers in her car to clean the windows.

My Granny taught me to make do and mend. The only thing I don't fix are socks

I do have a darning mushroom but no idea how to darn.

I have a stupendous array of darning and sewing needles, all carefully brought back from Hong Kong in the mid 50s, plus clever Chinese folding scissors

Oh! And several thimbles......

Now that I'd like to see. To take mediocrity to a new level I bought (on separate occasions) vintage sewing boxes with contents. I will probably never use half the stuff lol

I also have a vintage sewing box, all put together by my Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you're back. Yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck a stoat "

I'm stealing that

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Blackberry crop was amazing this year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I finaly cancelled a subscription I’ve been meaning to for a few months.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What's the female version of a silver fox? "

A silver vixen

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I started using breastpumps every 2 hours and taking herbs to induce lactation. Does that count?"

Two pints of gold top please

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I've been shopper in the same supermarkets, except for 1 trip to Waitrose

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

This is juicier than expected.

This just in... I'm rearranging my houseplant collection.

We're a rowdy bunch.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I ate a ready meal.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I ate a ready meal."

And how was it for you

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Thumb rings

what is the significance of such please?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I ate a ready meal.

And how was it for you

Edible.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"I bought two sets of those string things that let you hang your glasses around your neck. Very useful, but very un-cool... "

I did that and still spent 10 minutes looking for the glasses.

That were hung round my neck!

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Thumb rings

what is the significance of such please? "

None whatsoever. Absolutely non.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Thumb rings

what is the significance of such please?

None whatsoever. Absolutely non. "

Oh! I thought you would come back with a really interesting reason

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Thumb rings

what is the significance of such please?

None whatsoever. Absolutely non. "

I used to love a thumb ring.

Can't have jewellery at work so not worn any in donkeys.

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Thumb rings

what is the significance of such please?

None whatsoever. Absolutely non.

Oh! I thought you would come back with a really interesting reason

Oh, erm.... it stems back to my days in the RAF.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I almost shat my knickers on a bus yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck a stoat

I'm stealing that

You are welcome!

BTW which toenail fell off?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I almost shat my knickers on a bus yesterday

Almost?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I almost shat my knickers on a bus yesterday

That's not mediocre, that's rather out of the ordinary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been buying a lot of oat milk from Aldi.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I was looking for a job and then I found a job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My life has been excellently exciting recently, so nothing to add, except welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal extravagazas are trending

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By *obwhateverMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I painted my spare room. Now I feel like a real man.

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"I've been buying a lot of oat milk from Aldi. "

Oooh, spill?

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"I painted my spare room. Now I feel like a real man."

I have a decorating business, I'm ashamed at you not hiring a pro

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"My life has been excellently exciting recently, so nothing to add, except welcome back

I did try to say hi but, pesky filters! Thanks, good to be back

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