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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Now open..

Right folks its been a minute.

Time to reopen the Fab Bar. Wegot somd new whishey Gins and rum delivered this morning.

All the beer fridges are restocked,

There is food in the kitchen until 11bells.

Usual rules apply.

Zero piss poor beer served here, leave the wifebeater tastebuds at the door,

Fab Ninjas still get water and or fridge supplied to bring their own,

One section at the bar now has foam flooring as a member of staff is starting to get bad knees from all her crawling around, and we even installed 2 trampolines out in the beer garden as apparently Trampoline shagging is trending now and we here at the Ginger Sausage strive to remain ahead of the curve

So with that being said my Beautiful People,

Shout em out, 1st round is on the house.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Opened after a prolonged refurbishment ...?!

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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Opened after a prolonged refurbishment ...?!

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yes E foam flooring iz not easy to come by, i blame Brexit lol

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I'll have a Yorkshire tea and a Garibaldi, thanks

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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I'll have a Yorkshire tea and a Garibaldi, thanks

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crawfords do Sir?

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I'll have a Yorkshire tea and a Garibaldi, thanks

crawfords do Sir? "

Indeedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a jack Daniels and cola

Can emm you put it on the special tap and emmm I. Work it off in the back after hours if you catch my drift

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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I'll have a Yorkshire tea and a Garibaldi, thanks

crawfords do Sir?

Indeedy

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coming right up,

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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Can I have a jack Daniels and cola

Can emm you put it on the special tap and emmm I. Work it off in the back after hours if you catch my drift

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thats no problem ma'am, how do you like the new floors, should be easier on your knees,,

We look after our own here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a jack Daniels and cola

Can emm you put it on the special tap and emmm I. Work it off in the back after hours if you catch my drift

thats no problem ma'am, how do you like the new floors, should be easier on your knees,,

We look after our own here.

They awesome much better and perfect thank you so much

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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Can I have a jack Daniels and cola

Can emm you put it on the special tap and emmm I. Work it off in the back after hours if you catch my drift

thats no problem ma'am, how do you like the new floors, should be easier on your knees,,

We look after our own here.

They awesome much better and perfect thank you so much "
your very welcome now JD and C coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a jack Daniels and cola

Can emm you put it on the special tap and emmm I. Work it off in the back after hours if you catch my drift

thats no problem ma'am, how do you like the new floors, should be easier on your knees,,

We look after our own here.

They awesome much better and perfect thank you so much your very welcome now JD and C coming right up"

Thank you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just give me the bottle of rum please.

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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Just give me the bottle of rum please. "
will ma'am like to gry the deadhead ??

Its our best premium seller at the mo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just give me the bottle of rum please. will ma'am like to gry the deadhead ??

Its our best premium seller at the mo. "

Deadhead? Is this a spin off of dead man's fingers?

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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Just give me the bottle of rum please. will ma'am like to gry the deadhead ??

Its our best premium seller at the mo.

Deadhead? Is this a spin off of dead man's fingers? "
no idea about the cpt jack sparrow one but tbis one is a single blend from Chiapas

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A very large JD please barman x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh a pale sherry on my doilie not a beer mat for me please

NBVN x

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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"A very large JD please barman x"
coming right up young lady, and how are we this moist evening

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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Ooh a pale sherry on my doilie not a beer mat for me please

NBVN x"
now Nbvn you know i got you on that request,, ,beer mats are for beer only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh a pale sherry on my doilie not a beer mat for me please

NBVN x now Nbvn you know i got you on that request,, ,beer mats are for beer only "

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Gentleman Jack and some ginger ale bar keep please

Tg x

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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Gentleman Jack and some ginger ale bar keep please

Tg x"
coming right Tg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vodka & lemonade please

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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"A vodka & lemonade please

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give me hope,,,,

Coming right up ma'am

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Closed on a Sunday..?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you make a jaffa cake flavoured cocktail?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Muff liquor and pussy please

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Can you make a jaffa cake flavoured cocktail? "

... there's a jaffa cake gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m killing threads so I’ll just park myself end of the bar and feel fabulously sorry for my (fabulous) self.

Kraken on ice would be lovely danke

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I’m killing threads so I’ll just park myself end of the bar and feel fabulously sorry for my (fabulous) self.

Kraken on ice would be lovely danke "

Thread murderer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m killing threads so I’ll just park myself end of the bar and feel fabulously sorry for my (fabulous) self.

Kraken on ice would be lovely danke

Thread murderer

Ok I’ll have a Thread Murderer. Is that gin based?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I’m killing threads so I’ll just park myself end of the bar and feel fabulously sorry for my (fabulous) self.

Kraken on ice would be lovely danke

Thread murderer

Ok I’ll have a Thread Murderer. Is that gin based? "
some has to invent one of these

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I’m killing threads so I’ll just park myself end of the bar and feel fabulously sorry for my (fabulous) self.

Kraken on ice would be lovely danke

Thread murderer

Ok I’ll have a Thread Murderer. Is that gin based? some has to invent one of these

Ingredients

1 shot Jamaican rum

1 shot Puerto Rican gold rum

1 shot demerara rum

1/8 teaspoon Pernod

3/4 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed

1 teaspoon grenadine

1 dash Angostura bitters

Garnish: mint sprig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m killing threads so I’ll just park myself end of the bar and feel fabulously sorry for my (fabulous) self.

Kraken on ice would be lovely danke

Thread murderer

Ok I’ll have a Thread Murderer. Is that gin based? some has to invent one of these

Ingredients

1 shot Jamaican rum

1 shot Puerto Rican gold rum

1 shot demerara rum

1/8 teaspoon Pernod

3/4 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed

1 teaspoon grenadine

1 dash Angostura bitters

Garnish: mint sprig

Couple of those and it’ll be Glow Up Doll Murderer

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I’m killing threads so I’ll just park myself end of the bar and feel fabulously sorry for my (fabulous) self.

Kraken on ice would be lovely danke

Thread murderer

Ok I’ll have a Thread Murderer. Is that gin based? some has to invent one of these

Ingredients

1 shot Jamaican rum

1 shot Puerto Rican gold rum

1 shot demerara rum

1/8 teaspoon Pernod

3/4 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed

1 teaspoon grenadine

1 dash Angostura bitters

Garnish: mint sprig

Couple of those and it’ll be Glow Up Doll Murderer

... one way to put paid to thread killing

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