FabSwingers.com forum: My god I'm such a fucking dick

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How many times during the day do you think that?

You say something, do something and you just take a second and mutter to yourself "my god I'm such a fucking dickhead".

I've lost count today, and I've just done it again.

Or maybe it's just me ...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many times during the day do you think that?

You say something, do something and you just take a second and mutter to yourself "my god I'm such a fucking dickhead".

I've lost count today, and I've just done it again.

Hahahaha to many to count!

Or maybe it's just me ...?"

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Recognising it is a sign that you aren’t one.

The people who act like it but don’t see it - they’re the real cockwombles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably like hundreds of times but tbf, OP, I do hate myself and have low self esteem.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Loads just now in the bathroom trying to find stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of times, you're not alone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recognising it is a sign that you aren’t one.

The people who act like it but don’t see it - they’re the real cockwombles"

^ 100%

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Recognising it is a sign that you aren’t one.

The people who act like it but don’t see it - they’re the real cockwombles"

So I'm not actually a dickhead?

This is pleasing news.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably like hundreds of times but tbf, OP, I do hate myself and have low self esteem. "

I get that feeling

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By *ifewantsmore777Couple
over a year ago

North West

I think this about myself all the time! And yet I keep doing things that make me keep thinking it haha xx L

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I dont think I'm a dick, for the most part quite the opposite. I just dont really get why any would like me, but that's more to do with a deep, ingrained sense of self loathing more than anything.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Recognising it is a sign that you aren’t one.

The people who act like it but don’t see it - they’re the real cockwombles

So I'm not actually a dickhead?

This is pleasing news. "

I can’t say for certain of course, but early signs are promising.

The real dickheads are the Dunning Kruger effect made real - idiots don’t know how much they are idiots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never

Are you sure...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont think I'm a dick, for the most part quite the opposite. I just dont really get why any would like me, but that's more to do with a deep, ingrained sense of self loathing more than anything."

I like you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Recognising it is a sign that you aren’t one.

The people who act like it but don’t see it - they’re the real cockwombles

So I'm not actually a dickhead?

This is pleasing news.

I can’t say for certain of course, but early signs are promising.

The real dickheads are the Dunning Kruger effect made real - idiots don’t know how much they are idiots "

Well, I think as long as you don't get to know me it'll stay that way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never.

Don't lie to me man.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Recognising it is a sign that you aren’t one.

The people who act like it but don’t see it - they’re the real cockwombles

So I'm not actually a dickhead?

This is pleasing news. "

Can confirm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably like hundreds of times but tbf, OP, I do hate myself and have low self esteem.

I get that feeling

You get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably like hundreds of times but tbf, OP, I do hate myself and have low self esteem.

I get that feeling

You get it. "

Closet wobbler in remission

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Recognising it is a sign that you aren’t one.

The people who act like it but don’t see it - they’re the real cockwombles

So I'm not actually a dickhead?

This is pleasing news.

Can confirm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recognising it is a sign that you aren’t one.

The people who act like it but don’t see it - they’re the real cockwombles"

Oh no. I don't think I'm a dickhead. Does that mean I am one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never

Are you sure...?"

I never do anything wrong g to think like that …. Oh wait!

Maybe once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recognising it is a sign that you aren’t one.

The people who act like it but don’t see it - they’re the real cockwombles

Oh no. I don't think I'm a dickhead. Does that mean I am one?

Can you touch your nose with your toes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You? A dickhead? I wouldn’t believe that for a second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recognising it is a sign that you aren’t one.

The people who act like it but don’t see it - they’re the real cockwombles

Oh no. I don't think I'm a dickhead. Does that mean I am one?

Can you touch your nose with your toes?"

Yes!! I can!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Recognising it is a sign that you aren’t one.

The people who act like it but don’t see it - they’re the real cockwombles

Oh no. I don't think I'm a dickhead. Does that mean I am one?

If he's lying that means I'm a dickhead?

Either way, this does not end well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never

Are you sure...?

I never do anything wrong g to think like that …. Oh wait!

Maybe once. "

Just once?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You? A dickhead? I wouldn’t believe that for a second."

I know, I don't know why I even thought it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To many times to keep count it’s never ending with me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recognising it is a sign that you aren’t one.

The people who act like it but don’t see it - they’re the real cockwombles

Oh no. I don't think I'm a dickhead. Does that mean I am one?

If he's lying that means I'm a dickhead?

Either way, this does not end well. "

Dunno. Let's just shag him and then we'll have forgotten what the question was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recognising it is a sign that you aren’t one.

The people who act like it but don’t see it - they’re the real cockwombles

Oh no. I don't think I'm a dickhead. Does that mean I am one?

Can you touch your nose with your toes?

Yes!! I can! "

Phew...

ALL CLEAR!!!!

Stand down fellas she's good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Recognising it is a sign that you aren’t one.

The people who act like it but don’t see it - they’re the real cockwombles

Oh no. I don't think I'm a dickhead. Does that mean I am one?

If he's lying that means I'm a dickhead?

Either way, this does not end well.

Dunno. Let's just shag him and then we'll have forgotten what the question was. "

I need to scroll back and see who commented before I commit to any shenanigans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm struggling I think it all the time. When I'm OK I don't. Does this mean I'm only not a dickhead when I'm miserable? So much to ponder...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You? A dickhead? I wouldn’t believe that for a second.

I know, I don't know why I even thought it. "

You’re an angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recognising it is a sign that you aren’t one.

The people who act like it but don’t see it - they’re the real cockwombles

Oh no. I don't think I'm a dickhead. Does that mean I am one?

Can you touch your nose with your toes?

Yes!! I can!

Phew...

ALL CLEAR!!!!

Stand down fellas she's good"

Have pic to prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never

Are you sure...?

I never do anything wrong g to think like that …. Oh wait!

Maybe once.

Just once?

I got it out of my system with just the once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recognising it is a sign that you aren’t one.

The people who act like it but don’t see it - they’re the real cockwombles

Oh no. I don't think I'm a dickhead. Does that mean I am one?

Can you touch your nose with your toes?

Yes!! I can!

Phew...

ALL CLEAR!!!!

Stand down fellas she's good

Have pic to prove it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I'm struggling I think it all the time. When I'm OK I don't. Does this mean I'm only not a dickhead when I'm miserable? So much to ponder..."

Just have to keep reminding yourself you're a dickhead, that way you aren't a dickhead.

Is that right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You? A dickhead? I wouldn’t believe that for a second.

I know, I don't know why I even thought it.

You’re an angel

You know me so well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm, I’m not having that.

There are dickheads, and there are DICKHEADS.

You’re neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I'm struggling I think it all the time. When I'm OK I don't. Does this mean I'm only not a dickhead when I'm miserable? So much to ponder...

Just have to keep reminding yourself you're a dickhead, that way you aren't a dickhead.

Is that right?"

I think so. I'll write it on the palm of my hand so I don't forget.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many times during the day do you think that?

You say something, do something and you just take a second and mutter to yourself "my god I'm such a fucking dickhead".

I've lost count today, and I've just done it again.

Or maybe it's just me ...?"

I’ve often thought you’re a bit of a dickhead not a fucking one though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmmm, I’m not having that.

There are dickheads, and there are DICKHEADS.

You’re neither. "

How about a DickHead?

Or DiCkHeAd?

Or just a Dick?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many times during the day do you think that?

You say something, do something and you just take a second and mutter to yourself "my god I'm such a fucking dickhead".

I've lost count today, and I've just done it again.

Or maybe it's just me ...?

I’ve often thought you’re a bit of a dickhead not a fucking one though "

That's like a compliment and an insult all rolled into one.

I like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 today but tbh we lost the game so thats probly why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm, I’m not having that.

There are dickheads, and there are DICKHEADS.

You’re neither.

How about a DickHead?

Or DiCkHeAd?

Or just a Dick?"

Nah, still not having’ it.

At a push…..you’re a Richard Cranium.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I don't think I ever think that about myself. I might call myself a tit on occasion if I walk into something or forget an appointment, but generally I think I'm great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every now and then I will have a word with myself and tell myself, yes that was a dick move.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely all the time and a fair few today and that’s just through messages!

I’m person still a fair amount of times also.

But the thing is, we are programmed to say what we feel.

If we don’t then we are just lying to ourselves, so it’s best to always be honest no matter what.

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By *eisty LadyWoman
over a year ago

Count Your Blessings Cottage, Gratitude Grove

"How many times during the day do you think that?

You say something, do something and you just take a second and mutter to yourself "my god I'm such a fucking dickhead".

I've lost count today, and I've just done it again.

Or maybe it's just me ...?"

…

Thankfully I don’t, I’m fortunate to live a mostly blessed lift now - I have thankfully escaped the many years of hell I had been in before that.

I count my blessings and complete my gratitude journal, I appreciate everything that I have and I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought my days of being a dickhead were over!

I thought it would be safe to let a man back into my life again!

Nope...turns out I'm still the same fucking dickhead I always was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's definitely not just you. Wander around the streets and you'll see dick heads everywhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought my days of being a dickhead were over!

I thought it would be safe to let a man back into my life again!

Nope...turns out I'm still the same fucking dickhead I always was!

It's never safe to let a man in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought my days of being a dickhead were over!

I thought it would be safe to let a man back into my life again!

Nope...turns out I'm still the same fucking dickhead I always was!

It's never safe to let a man in. "

Of course it's safe. It's your selection process that's shitty...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought my days of being a dickhead were over!

I thought it would be safe to let a man back into my life again!

Nope...turns out I'm still the same fucking dickhead I always was!

It's never safe to let a man in.

Of course it's safe. It's your selection process that's shitty...

Err no it isn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep...'cause somewhere along the line they always f**king let you down!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as often as I used to.

I give myself far less of a hard time as I've got older.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Recognising it is a sign that you aren’t one.

The people who act like it but don’t see it - they’re the real cockwombles

Oh no. I don't think I'm a dickhead. Does that mean I am one?

If he's lying that means I'm a dickhead?

Either way, this does not end well.

Dunno. Let's just shag him and then we'll have forgotten what the question was. "

Good decision

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep...'cause somewhere along the line they always f**king let you down!! "

Yes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never

Are you sure...?"

Sure. I make mistakes, plenty. Try to learn not to repeat them, usually fail but heh, that's being a human, not a dickhead. I don't see the win in that label.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll forgive myself for some mistakes, others where I know I should have done better I'm the first to think what a dick I am. I also know I have character faults that are entirely within my power to resolve but somehow never manage to. These are common causes for thinking in a dickhead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've said it a lot this weekend as I've walked in circles to get places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've said it a lot this weekend as I've walked in circles to get places "

I find walking in straight lines gets you places quicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've said it a lot this weekend as I've walked in circles to get places

I find walking in straight lines gets you places quicker

i got stuck on the circle line at one point going round and round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've said it a lot this weekend as I've walked in circles to get places

I find walking in straight lines gets you places quicker

i got stuck on the circle line at one point going round and round

Somebody did that on the M25 once and was on it for like three days or something like that so cut yourself some slack

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I get told I’m a dickhead all the time. Or a twat. Or a twatish dickhead.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

0.13 times per day.

Hope this helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average is 5 times a day. I fuck up a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get told I’m a dickhead all the time. Or a twat. Or a twatish dickhead.

Twatish dickhead, I like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"0.13 times per day.

Hope this helps

You lie...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Average is 5 times a day. I fuck up a lot.

That usually me before 9am.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I never swear at myself.

I do daft things constantly but that’s me so I just go with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Average is 5 times a day. I fuck up a lot.

That usually me before 9am. "

I'm trying to tamp down on the self-hatred these days...

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"0.13 times per day.

Hope this helps

You lie..."

It’s fact.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Average is 5 times a day. I fuck up a lot.

That usually me before 9am.

I'm trying to tamp down on the self-hatred these days..."

I'm embracing it

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I hadn't even started work yesterday and I'd called myself it double figures with the amount of shit that went wrong

Tg x

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By *addy bareMan
over a year ago

lakeside

Your not alone,but if carlsberg done dicks.

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By *rjpinkMan
over a year ago

winterfell

I'm HORRIBLE to myself most of the time.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Fab is the last place where I would admit to being a "dick".

I often do it on Netmums though.

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Definitely some days more than others, but at least once every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep...'cause somewhere along the line they always f**king let you down!!

Yes!!!"

Have you never picked a good one?

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