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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

...to do a DIY service on an expensive racing bike?

A

*because Winston is desperate to know.....

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Don't encourage him!!!!

LA

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Start with reading the Haynes manual.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"...to do a DIY service on an expensive racing bike?

A

*because Winston is desperate to know..... "

I think as a minimum, you should at least have a bike.

Or want to ride a bike.

Or know someone who has 800 bikes.

Winston

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Dating a racing bike enthusiast works

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Probably have to employ a sticky out tongue, a spanner or two (of the wrong size), some tea makers, a few ummphs, maybe a couple of plasterers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody bike owners thinking they own the road

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Bloody bike owners thinking they own the road "

And *they dont pay Road tax, alWaYS jumpinng red lights and most of them look shit in lycra.

Winston

*that was harder to type than first appears.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Bloody bike owners thinking they own the road

And *they dont pay Road tax, always jumpinng red lights and most of them look shit in lycra.

Winston

*that was harder to type than first appears. "

Fuck, missed one....

Edit.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WD40 on the chain , now you’re good to go

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Plenty of youtube tutorials to check all the basics like tyres, fluids, brakes, cables. Although might be best to leave a racing bike to the experts for the more in depth servicing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody bike owners thinking they own the road

And *they dont pay Road tax, always jumpinng red lights and most of them look shit in lycra.

Winston

*that was harder to type than first appears.

Fuck, missed one....

Edit.

Winston "

Well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop at the side of the road with your swarm of lycra besties and start pulling random but useful crap out of your trusty pack-a-crack shirt&shorts

You'll need 5 kinds of mini spanners, lube, water, oil, packet of mints, few condoms (depends how many in the swarm) and a red triangle.

Anyone bring a flask of tea?

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

I wouldn’t touch it if he’s not good at mechanics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t touch it if he’s not good at mechanics "

That's what she said

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

I have questions;

Will the mechanic read my booking form?

Will this service tick all the boxes and be absolutely perfect?

Will it be exactly the service my bike needs?

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop at the side of the road with your swarm of lycra besties and start pulling random but useful crap out of your trusty pack-a-crack shirt&shorts

You'll need 5 kinds of mini spanners, lube, water, oil, packet of mints, few condoms (depends how many in the swarm) and a red triangle.

Anyone bring a flask of tea?"

Stupid q - what's the red triangle for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop at the side of the road with your swarm of lycra besties and start pulling random but useful crap out of your trusty pack-a-crack shirt&shorts

You'll need 5 kinds of mini spanners, lube, water, oil, packet of mints, few condoms (depends how many in the swarm) and a red triangle.

Anyone bring a flask of tea?"

There’s more than 5 spanners on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop at the side of the road with your swarm of lycra besties and start pulling random but useful crap out of your trusty pack-a-crack shirt&shorts

You'll need 5 kinds of mini spanners, lube, water, oil, packet of mints, few condoms (depends how many in the swarm) and a red triangle.

Anyone bring a flask of tea?

Stupid q - what's the red triangle for?"

One must always be safety conscious

Could end badly if an unsuspecting motorist squished the swarm mid-spannering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop at the side of the road with your swarm of lycra besties and start pulling random but useful crap out of your trusty pack-a-crack shirt&shorts

You'll need 5 kinds of mini spanners, lube, water, oil, packet of mints, few condoms (depends how many in the swarm) and a red triangle.

Anyone bring a flask of tea?

There’s more than 5 spanners on this site "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop at the side of the road with your swarm of lycra besties and start pulling random but useful crap out of your trusty pack-a-crack shirt&shorts

You'll need 5 kinds of mini spanners, lube, water, oil, packet of mints, few condoms (depends how many in the swarm) and a red triangle.

Anyone bring a flask of tea?

Stupid q - what's the red triangle for?

One must always be safety conscious

Could end badly if an unsuspecting motorist squished the swarm mid-spannering "

Squish the spanner swarm?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's easy.

1) Take the pushbike, throw it in a river/canal

2) Burn your lycra clothing.

Two easy steps and your bike will never give you any trouble again.

MrWho.

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