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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If I was in bed with you would you : 1.kiss me 2.toss me 3.let me finger you 4.suck me 5.let me lick u out 6. Shag me so hard 7. let me give u anal 8.swallow all my cum 9. Cum in my mouth 10.69 me 11.Let me cum inside you 12. Soak my bed completely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

passing all of them - sorry

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"If I was in bed with you would you : 1.kiss me 2.toss me 3.let me finger you 4.suck me 5.let me lick u out 6. Shag me so hard 7. let me give u anal 8.swallow all my cum 9. Cum in my mouth 10.69 me 11.Let me cum inside you 12. Soak my bed completely.

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put you in a vacbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

number 13..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

13. None of the above.

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By *H.coupleCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

"number 13..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"13. None of the above."

Great minds Wishy

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"13. None of the above."

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"13. None of the above."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"number 13..

+1"

14?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I depair! Yet again

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

15. Ask you what the eff you're doing in my bed, as I live 200 miles from you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a very eloquently put question.....but my answer would be 'none of the above'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This post is going well

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

tell you to leave tbh...

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

well that went well mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wonder what the hell I'd been drinking to find you in my bed!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

13 unlucky for some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

16. Call the cops as you'd obviously broken in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"16. Call the cops as you'd obviously broken in

I was gonna say that XD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you really 23?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry all I can say is ouch!! Rejected

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"13. None of the above."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry all I can say is ouch!! Rejected "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Pass thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be really worried you'd breached our security and a pair of trained protection dogs

...if ya didn't have a box of chocolates you'd get know were wid. S.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a very eloquently put question.....but my answer would be 'none of the above'.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

at number 11.

You'd get a kick in the danglies mate

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

no sympathy fuck here either

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Have the kids finished school for Christmas already ?...

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By *nIMidlandsCouple
over a year ago

Rugeley

None of the above

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By *lex 1971Man
over a year ago

telford

"well that went well mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"number 13..

Damn that was answer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lead you back to my kids room as that is where you should be

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Tell the nurses to put you back to bed......

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Been watching to much porn hunny

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

Your meds should be round on the trolley soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Square root of 169

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your meds should be round on the trolley soon."

Dont start my drug round till 0730, he gonna have to wait abit xx

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

If probably declare myself forever teetotal. Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im really torn on this one.

My initial thought was, hes in my bed, uninvited, im going to cave his skull in with my crowbar.

Then i thought, thats a bit quick, so now im leaning more towards removing your left testicle with a rusty spoon and putting it up your right nostril

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im really torn on this one.

My initial thought was, hes in my bed, uninvited, im going to cave his skull in with my crowbar.

Then i thought, thats a bit quick, so now im leaning more towards removing your left testicle with a rusty spoon and putting it up your right nostril"

You have a crowbar.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah, its a girly one, i keep it next to my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" 12. Soak my bed completely.

No, paraffin's way to expensive these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only say 'if'..but as its a 'never' its highly unlikely theres any number that would suit.

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By *iggamanMan
over a year ago

London

lol now that didn't go the way you wanted to did it???

let me guess you thought you would of have a list of women who want to do all sorts of things with you to choose from oh how wrong you was but hey you live and learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah, its a girly one, i keep it next to my bed

what does a girly crowbar look like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pat you on the head and say "Keep trying sweetheart!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone the nursery and tell them we found the missing kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call me a prude if you like, but I lost the incentive to consider a whimsical answer when I saw option #11

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By *allysandiWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"13. None of the above."

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

I'm gonna throw option 17 in here and say you can stay so long as you brought Dominos pizza, a bottle of wine and Ben & Jerry's...

You MIGHT get a blowjob out of it, I suppose.

- Amy. x

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Actually, better bring more than one bottle of wine... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

14...release 'the dogs'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

14...release 'the dogs'

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Fire the "lazer"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely not! - I'm a straight bloke - seems that you have a high opinion of yourself - not a very attractive traight

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

No xmas cheer for this fella !!! OMG, sorry but i have had to laugh a bit , poor sod. This is definately the wrong place for a man to go compliment fishing ! LOL

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

To be honest I would never even post a female version of this without expecting people to say "None of the above" or adding "Make me a sandwich", "Clean my house", Do the washing up", "Iron my shirts", ect.

It's a risk you take when fishing for an ego-boost. XD

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phone the nursery and tell them we found the missing kid"

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Op you have my deepest sympathy. This could have gone either of two ways. Bad or really bad. Unfortunately for you it went really bad. Keep your pecker up though in 2 days or 175 posts it will all be forgotten. Unless you start another of course

By the way. Writing the thread title on your status is making you look a little daft after this bashing

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Op you have my deepest sympathy. This could have gone either of two ways. Bad or really bad. Unfortunately for you it went really bad. Keep your pecker up though in 2 days or 175 posts it will all be forgotten. Unless you start another of course

By the way. Writing the thread title on your status is making you look a little daft after this bashing "

Hahaha.. This just made me laugh x

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

He's not posted on here since he set up the original thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's not posted on here since he set up the original thread."

The newspaper and milk are still on his front doorstep....post lying uncollected on the mat......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"16. Call the cops as you'd obviously broken in

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"He's not posted on here since he set up the original thread.

The newspaper and milk are still on his front doorstep....post lying uncollected on the mat......

Should we send out a search party?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Do people still do shagging by numbers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I read to No 5 and didnt continue, anyone who uses the words 'lick you out' makes me cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people still do shagging by numbers?"

Binary code only.

001010011

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Do people still do shagging by numbers?

Binary code only.

001010011

Ah you like it doggy I see

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Well, he's got a mobile number on his profile so we could always call him to make sure he's still alive. XD

It says there's nothing he WON'T do in the bedroom so it could just be that he's off getting anally fisted. x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Well, he's got a mobile number on his profile so we could always call him to make sure he's still alive. XD

It says there's nothing he WON'T do in the bedroom so it could just be that he's off getting anally fisted. x"

Well volunteered. Let us all know will you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too young, you wouldnt get to be in bed with me....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If I can only pick one number I am going for number 12....... I can piss for England after a couple of larger tops and a Babycham.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"If I can only pick one number I am going for number 12....... I can piss for England after a couple of larger tops and a Babycham."

Nobody drinks lager tops anymore

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"If I can only pick one number I am going for number 12....... I can piss for England after a couple of larger tops and a Babycham.

Nobody drinks lager tops anymore

Bet you love a Babycham though hey Ryan

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"If I can only pick one number I am going for number 12....... I can piss for England after a couple of larger tops and a Babycham.

Nobody drinks lager tops anymore

Bet you love a Babycham though hey Ryan

I have an original set of the glasses

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Well, he's got a mobile number on his profile so we could always call him to make sure he's still alive. XD

It says there's nothing he WON'T do in the bedroom so it could just be that he's off getting anally fisted. x"

Bahahaha.. Go on ring him itd be hilarious!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, he's got a mobile number on his profile so we could always call him to make sure he's still alive. XD

It says there's nothing he WON'T do in the bedroom so it could just be that he's off getting anally fisted. x

Bahahaha.. Go on ring him itd be hilarious!! X "

It'll be his mom...''hello jordan can't come to the phone at the moment,he's playing on his Xbox''

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Well, he's got a mobile number on his profile so we could always call him to make sure he's still alive. XD

It says there's nothing he WON'T do in the bedroom so it could just be that he's off getting anally fisted. x

Bahahaha.. Go on ring him itd be hilarious!! X "

Just say I'm calling about a number 2

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