FabSwingers.com forum: Chips: Ketchup, or salt and vinegar

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over a year ago

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Salt and Mayo.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you bringing me some?

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

curry sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

American chip spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of salt

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Salt and vinegar with Mayo or Siracha

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Ketchup and mayo! Winner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little salt, shit load of vinegar. Sauce free, unless they're with a kebab, then it's garlic mayo.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

All 3.

Or curry

Or mayo and cheese .

I like to keep my options open when it comes to chips and what I have on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bbq sauce

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

gravy is good

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Salt, vinegar and nandos hot sauce mayo.

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By *asygoingfun80Man
over a year ago

cardiff

None of the above. Mayo for me, all the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt, mayo on the side if the choice of champions.

If you want vinegar, then the combination is salt, vinegar, salt again.

If you use mayo (or insist on ketchup...) then it's for dipping, it's not for pouring over the top.

These are the chip commandments.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Loads of salt and vinegar x

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Salt ,vinegar and ketchup ...its a no brainer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gravy and loads of salt and vinegar.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Ketchup and mayo! Winner! "

This. It's the correct thing to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ketchup and mayo! Winner!

This. It's the correct thing to do."

If you put mayo on chips you should be shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chippy chips, or home chips?

The answer will determine the condoment of choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the chips.

Chip shop chips would be just loads of salt and onion vinegar.

French fries would be salt and ketchup and mayonnaise for dipping.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Salt and sauce.

If in Netherlands or Belgium, mayonnaise

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

BBQ sauce you bunch of freaks

Ketchup is a dead sauce and mayo is just wrong on so many levels

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

"Ketchup and mayo! Winner!

This. It's the correct thing to do."

that's marie rose sauce and belongs on prawn cocktail not chips

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By *apperMystiqueMan
over a year ago

east Glasgow

Salt pepper and brown sauce or if there is a big steak on the side peppercorn sauce

… oh nuts I’m starving now!!!

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Ketchup and mayo! Winner!

This. It's the correct thing to do.

that's marie rose sauce and belongs on prawn cocktail not chips

You don't mix the ketchup and mayo. That would, indeed, be wrong. You dip a chip in one or other, or both.

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

Salt and vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ketchup and mayo! Winner!

This. It's the correct thing to do.

that's marie rose sauce and belongs on prawn cocktail not chips

You don't mix the ketchup and mayo. That would, indeed, be wrong. You dip a chip in one or other, or both."

Or you get the mayo, and throw it in the bin.

Mayo isn't good on anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ketchup and mayo! Winner!

This. It's the correct thing to do.

that's marie rose sauce and belongs on prawn cocktail not chips

You don't mix the ketchup and mayo. That would, indeed, be wrong. You dip a chip in one or other, or both.

Or you get the mayo, and throw it in the bin.

Mayo isn't good on anything! "

Tuna?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salad cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ketchup and mayo! Winner!

This. It's the correct thing to do.

that's marie rose sauce and belongs on prawn cocktail not chips

You don't mix the ketchup and mayo. That would, indeed, be wrong. You dip a chip in one or other, or both.

Or you get the mayo, and throw it in the bin.

Mayo isn't good on anything!

Tuna? "

No.

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Salt and vinegar with mayo on the side

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By *ociable-NottmCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Salt, any sauce provided it’s in a pot/on the side

Don’t won’t them chips going soggy

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Ketchup and mayo! Winner!

This. It's the correct thing to do.

that's marie rose sauce and belongs on prawn cocktail not chips

You don't mix the ketchup and mayo. That would, indeed, be wrong. You dip a chip in one or other, or both.

Or you get the mayo, and throw it in the bin.

Mayo isn't good on anything! "

Have salad cream instead.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Vinegar and ketchup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ketchup and mayo! Winner!

This. It's the correct thing to do.

that's marie rose sauce and belongs on prawn cocktail not chips

You don't mix the ketchup and mayo. That would, indeed, be wrong. You dip a chip in one or other, or both.

Or you get the mayo, and throw it in the bin.

Mayo isn't good on anything!

Tuna?

No."

What do you put on your tuna?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are you bringing me some?"

Uber’s on the way with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ketchup and mayo! Winner!

This. It's the correct thing to do.

that's marie rose sauce and belongs on prawn cocktail not chips

You don't mix the ketchup and mayo. That would, indeed, be wrong. You dip a chip in one or other, or both.

Or you get the mayo, and throw it in the bin.

Mayo isn't good on anything!

Tuna?

No.

What do you put on your tuna?"

Bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ketchup and mayo! Winner!

This. It's the correct thing to do.

that's marie rose sauce and belongs on prawn cocktail not chips

You don't mix the ketchup and mayo. That would, indeed, be wrong. You dip a chip in one or other, or both.

Or you get the mayo, and throw it in the bin.

Mayo isn't good on anything!

Tuna?

No.

What do you put on your tuna?

Bread"

Dry tuna on bread? Are you crazy woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ketchup and mayo! Winner!

This. It's the correct thing to do.

that's marie rose sauce and belongs on prawn cocktail not chips

You don't mix the ketchup and mayo. That would, indeed, be wrong. You dip a chip in one or other, or both.

Or you get the mayo, and throw it in the bin.

Mayo isn't good on anything!

Tuna?

No.

What do you put on your tuna?

Bread

Dry tuna on bread? Are you crazy woman?"

Have you had tuna? It isn't dry.

Plus butter on the bread, maybe a bit of vinegar in the tuna.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On fish chips

All of it

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Salt and vinegar, vinegar first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salt and vinegar, vinegar first"

Is the correct answer

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Salt and vinegar, lots of both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No salt, just lots of vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Salt and vinegar, vinegar first

Is the correct answer

Doesn't the salt stick to the top few chips?

If you put the salt on first, the vinegar will carry some of it to the bottom chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ketchup and mayo! Winner!

This. It's the correct thing to do.

that's marie rose sauce and belongs on prawn cocktail not chips

You don't mix the ketchup and mayo. That would, indeed, be wrong. You dip a chip in one or other, or both.

Or you get the mayo, and throw it in the bin.

Mayo isn't good on anything!

Tuna?

No.

What do you put on your tuna?

Bread

Dry tuna on bread? Are you crazy woman?

Have you had tuna? It isn't dry.

Plus butter on the bread, maybe a bit of vinegar in the tuna. "

It is dry if you drain the brine like you’re supposed to

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Ketchup and mayo! Winner!

This. It's the correct thing to do.

that's marie rose sauce and belongs on prawn cocktail not chips

You don't mix the ketchup and mayo. That would, indeed, be wrong. You dip a chip in one or other, or both.

Or you get the mayo, and throw it in the bin.

Mayo isn't good on anything!

Tuna?

No.

What do you put on your tuna?

Bread

Dry tuna on bread? Are you crazy woman?

Have you had tuna? It isn't dry.

Plus butter on the bread, maybe a bit of vinegar in the tuna.

It is dry if you drain the brine line you’re supposed to

Brine!? Tuna should always be packed in olive or sunflower oil.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Vinegar.

Fresh ground black pepper.

Maybe mayo, but definitely mayo if there's no vinegar.

Occasionally, hot pepper sauce as a dip.

Sometimes salt, but it depends on the day. Big crunchy rock salt is way more likely to make the cut than cheap, white, powdery stuff.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ketchup and mayo! Winner!

This. It's the correct thing to do.

that's marie rose sauce and belongs on prawn cocktail not chips

You don't mix the ketchup and mayo. That would, indeed, be wrong. You dip a chip in one or other, or both.

Or you get the mayo, and throw it in the bin.

Mayo isn't good on anything!

Tuna?

No.

What do you put on your tuna?

Bread

Dry tuna on bread? Are you crazy woman?

Have you had tuna? It isn't dry.

Plus butter on the bread, maybe a bit of vinegar in the tuna.

It is dry if you drain the brine line you’re supposed to

Brine!? Tuna should always be packed in olive or sunflower oil."

Greasy tuna. No thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ketchup and mayo! Winner!

This. It's the correct thing to do.

that's marie rose sauce and belongs on prawn cocktail not chips

You don't mix the ketchup and mayo. That would, indeed, be wrong. You dip a chip in one or other, or both.

Or you get the mayo, and throw it in the bin.

Mayo isn't good on anything!

Tuna?

No.

What do you put on your tuna?

Bread

Dry tuna on bread? Are you crazy woman?

Have you had tuna? It isn't dry.

Plus butter on the bread, maybe a bit of vinegar in the tuna.

It is dry if you drain the brine line you’re supposed to

Brine!? Tuna should always be packed in olive or sunflower oil.

Greasy tuna. No thanks."

I like greasy tuna.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ketchup and mayo! Winner!

This. It's the correct thing to do.

that's marie rose sauce and belongs on prawn cocktail not chips

You don't mix the ketchup and mayo. That would, indeed, be wrong. You dip a chip in one or other, or both.

Or you get the mayo, and throw it in the bin.

Mayo isn't good on anything!

Tuna?

No.

What do you put on your tuna?

Bread

Dry tuna on bread? Are you crazy woman?

Have you had tuna? It isn't dry.

Plus butter on the bread, maybe a bit of vinegar in the tuna.

It is dry if you drain the brine line you’re supposed to

Brine!? Tuna should always be packed in olive or sunflower oil.

Greasy tuna. No thanks.

I like greasy tuna. "

Lubed up fish. Makes sense.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Ketchup and mayo! Winner!

This. It's the correct thing to do.

that's marie rose sauce and belongs on prawn cocktail not chips

You don't mix the ketchup and mayo. That would, indeed, be wrong. You dip a chip in one or other, or both.

Or you get the mayo, and throw it in the bin.

Mayo isn't good on anything!

Tuna?

No.

What do you put on your tuna?

Bread

Dry tuna on bread? Are you crazy woman?

Have you had tuna? It isn't dry.

Plus butter on the bread, maybe a bit of vinegar in the tuna.

It is dry if you drain the brine line you’re supposed to

Brine!? Tuna should always be packed in olive or sunflower oil.

Greasy tuna. No thanks.

I like greasy tuna.

Lubed up fish. Makes sense."

It's not greasy, it's moist. And tuna is an oily fish anyway from the same family as mackerel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ketchup and mayo! Winner!

This. It's the correct thing to do.

that's marie rose sauce and belongs on prawn cocktail not chips

You don't mix the ketchup and mayo. That would, indeed, be wrong. You dip a chip in one or other, or both.

Or you get the mayo, and throw it in the bin.

Mayo isn't good on anything!

Tuna?

No.

What do you put on your tuna?

Bread

Dry tuna on bread? Are you crazy woman?

Have you had tuna? It isn't dry.

Plus butter on the bread, maybe a bit of vinegar in the tuna.

It is dry if you drain the brine line you’re supposed to

Brine!? Tuna should always be packed in olive or sunflower oil.

Greasy tuna. No thanks.

I like greasy tuna.

Lubed up fish. Makes sense.

It's not greasy, it's moist. And tuna is an oily fish anyway from the same family as mackerel."

Brine or spring water for me. I’ve had tuna in oil and didn’t like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ketchup and mayo! Winner!

This. It's the correct thing to do.

that's marie rose sauce and belongs on prawn cocktail not chips

You don't mix the ketchup and mayo. That would, indeed, be wrong. You dip a chip in one or other, or both.

Or you get the mayo, and throw it in the bin.

Mayo isn't good on anything!

Tuna?

No.

What do you put on your tuna?

Bread

Dry tuna on bread? Are you crazy woman?

Have you had tuna? It isn't dry.

Plus butter on the bread, maybe a bit of vinegar in the tuna.

It is dry if you drain the brine line you’re supposed to

Brine!? Tuna should always be packed in olive or sunflower oil.

Greasy tuna. No thanks.

I like greasy tuna.

Lubed up fish. Makes sense.

It's not greasy, it's moist. And tuna is an oily fish anyway from the same family as mackerel.

Brine or spring water for me. I’ve had tuna in oil and didn’t like it."

Moist....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ketchup and mayo! Winner!

This. It's the correct thing to do.

that's marie rose sauce and belongs on prawn cocktail not chips

You don't mix the ketchup and mayo. That would, indeed, be wrong. You dip a chip in one or other, or both.

Or you get the mayo, and throw it in the bin.

Mayo isn't good on anything!

Tuna?

No.

What do you put on your tuna?

Bread

Dry tuna on bread? Are you crazy woman?

Have you had tuna? It isn't dry.

Plus butter on the bread, maybe a bit of vinegar in the tuna.

It is dry if you drain the brine line you’re supposed to

Brine!? Tuna should always be packed in olive or sunflower oil.

Greasy tuna. No thanks.

I like greasy tuna.

Lubed up fish. Makes sense.

It's not greasy, it's moist. And tuna is an oily fish anyway from the same family as mackerel.

Brine or spring water for me. I’ve had tuna in oil and didn’t like it.

Moist...."

Panties?

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Away from the tuna chat....

Salt and vinegar definitely. Ketchup is the most overrated sauce ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ketchup and mayo! Winner!

This. It's the correct thing to do.

that's marie rose sauce and belongs on prawn cocktail not chips

You don't mix the ketchup and mayo. That would, indeed, be wrong. You dip a chip in one or other, or both.

Or you get the mayo, and throw it in the bin.

Mayo isn't good on anything!

Tuna?

No.

What do you put on your tuna?

Bread

Dry tuna on bread? Are you crazy woman?

Have you had tuna? It isn't dry.

Plus butter on the bread, maybe a bit of vinegar in the tuna.

It is dry if you drain the brine line you’re supposed to

Brine!? Tuna should always be packed in olive or sunflower oil.

Greasy tuna. No thanks.

I like greasy tuna.

Lubed up fish. Makes sense.

It's not greasy, it's moist. And tuna is an oily fish anyway from the same family as mackerel.

Brine or spring water for me. I’ve had tuna in oil and didn’t like it.

Moist....

Panties?"

You just have to lower the tone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s got to be salt and sauce for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ketchup and mayo! Winner!

This. It's the correct thing to do.

that's marie rose sauce and belongs on prawn cocktail not chips

You don't mix the ketchup and mayo. That would, indeed, be wrong. You dip a chip in one or other, or both.

Or you get the mayo, and throw it in the bin.

Mayo isn't good on anything!

Tuna?

No.

What do you put on your tuna?

Bread

Dry tuna on bread? Are you crazy woman?

Have you had tuna? It isn't dry.

Plus butter on the bread, maybe a bit of vinegar in the tuna.

It is dry if you drain the brine line you’re supposed to

Brine!? Tuna should always be packed in olive or sunflower oil.

Greasy tuna. No thanks.

I like greasy tuna.

Lubed up fish. Makes sense.

It's not greasy, it's moist. And tuna is an oily fish anyway from the same family as mackerel.

Brine or spring water for me. I’ve had tuna in oil and didn’t like it.

Moist....

Panties?

You just have to lower the tone.

At least is didn’t lower my panties

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Depends on my mood. Most of the time, salt and vinegar. Other times, curry sauce.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Salt onion vinegar and hp brown sauce x

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

"Gravy and loads of salt and vinegar."

I have found my tribe…

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Lots of salt and vinegar and I WISH I could get German spicy ketchup here

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"Lots of salt and vinegar and I WISH I could get German spicy ketchup here "

If you mean the German Curry Ketchup, I believe Lidl do their own brand called Kania.

Hela sauces are also available via Amazon, but they're very expensive: https://www.amazon.co.uk/German-Hela-Spicy-Curry-Ketchup/dp/B003RFZU3C

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Homemade curry sauce

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Salt on me chips. Dash of vinegar around the plate. Lashings of Worcestershire sauce on my haddock.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Lots of salt and vinegar and I WISH I could get German spicy ketchup here

If you mean the German Curry Ketchup, I believe Lidl do their own brand called Kania.

Hela sauces are also available via Amazon, but they're very expensive: https://www.amazon.co.uk/German-Hela-Spicy-Curry-Ketchup/dp/B003RFZU3C"

It’s not the same

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

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All 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can't stand ketchup, chips don't need additional salt and vinegar is too acidic for my taste. If you want an accoutrement add curry sauce or gravy

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By *itch and scratchyCouple
over a year ago

Pontefract

Salt and lots of vinegar.

Garlic Mayo too

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By *adame PenelopeWoman
over a year ago

who knows

Lashings of salt and vinegar.

If chippy chips then gravy/curry too.

Fries add mayo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vinegar… yuck

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