FabSwingers.com forum: "I've never had any complaints... "

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've seen this phrase used quite a bit, as proof of prowess..

So, has anyone actually had, or given any complaints about boobs/penis size, technique etc?

How did this go down at the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not allowed to comment on an ongoing investigation is what HR told me to say

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I usually post my critique on ClitAdvisor™.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feedback is important as I'm practicing for my future wife

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

People usually wait and start a thread about it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually post my critique on ClitAdvisor™.

I've just Googled this but can't find it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not yet but I am quite young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually post my critique on ClitAdvisor™.

I've just Googled this but can't find it."

Ricky would have !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not yet but I am quite young "

You're 36 love that's quite old in my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does “that was quick” count as a complaint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not yet but I am quite young

You're 36 love that's quite old in my opinion "

Different perspective I guess ! Don’t kill my vibe please

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I had an "Are you in yet ?" once.

I didn't take that as a rave review

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually post my critique on ClitAdvisor™.

I've just Googled this but can't find it.

Ricky would have ! "

Ricky set it up and sold it for shitloads to Elon Musk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually post my critique on ClitAdvisor™.

I've just Googled this but can't find it.

Ricky would have !

Ricky set it up and sold it for shitloads to Elon Musk."

An example for all of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually post my critique on ClitAdvisor™.

I've just Googled this but can't find it.

Ricky would have !

Ricky set it up and sold it for shitloads to Elon Musk.

An example for all of us "

Have you read his book? The Machado Method?

Changed my life and shot me up, up, up into the business sky.

I now rub shoulders with all the big business people like Steph who does the packed lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen this phrase used quite a bit, as proof of prowess..

So, has anyone actually had, or given any complaints about boobs/penis size, technique etc?

How did this go down at the time? "

Eerrrrrm yes. But would be seen as bragging lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually post my critique on ClitAdvisor™.

I've just Googled this but can't find it.

Ricky would have !

Ricky set it up and sold it for shitloads to Elon Musk.

An example for all of us

Have you read his book? The Machado Method?

Changed my life and shot me up, up, up into the business sky.

I now rub shoulders with all the big business people like Steph who does the packed lunch."

Yes I did and it was inspirational and the story you told me about you and Kevin inspired to follow your footsteps at my nearest gloryhole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually post my critique on ClitAdvisor™.

I've just Googled this but can't find it.

Ricky would have !

Ricky set it up and sold it for shitloads to Elon Musk.

An example for all of us

Have you read his book? The Machado Method?

Changed my life and shot me up, up, up into the business sky.

I now rub shoulders with all the big business people like Steph who does the packed lunch.

Yes I did and it was inspirational and the story you told me about you and Kevin inspired to follow your footsteps at my nearest gloryhole. "

Kevin Clifton taught me all I know about the ritual of tap dancing at the entrance to a glory hole.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I usually post my critique on ClitAdvisor™.

I've just Googled this but can't find it."

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You may have to employ a boolean algorithm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually post my critique on ClitAdvisor™.

I've just Googled this but can't find it.

Ricky would have !

Ricky set it up and sold it for shitloads to Elon Musk.

An example for all of us

Have you read his book? The Machado Method?

Changed my life and shot me up, up, up into the business sky.

I now rub shoulders with all the big business people like Steph who does the packed lunch.

Yes I did and it was inspirational and the story you told me about you and Kevin inspired to follow your footsteps at my nearest gloryhole.

Kevin Clifton taught me all I know about the ritual of tap dancing at the entrance to a glory hole."

This ritual is quite something to witness while you are still alive and can get hard without viagra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went on a date, which was dire.

And 8 days later, totally out of the blue, he sent me 'feedback' via a WhatsApp message. Telling me where I'd gone wrong , and what I should do on any future dates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't complain, no point if I'm not returning. Which I wouldn't be. I just vote with my feet

But I'd not veri or veri well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went on a date, which was dire.

And 8 days later, totally out of the blue, he sent me 'feedback' via a WhatsApp message. Telling me where I'd gone wrong , and what I should do on any future dates

Nooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually post my critique on ClitAdvisor™.

I've just Googled this but can't find it.

Ricky would have !

Ricky set it up and sold it for shitloads to Elon Musk.

An example for all of us

Have you read his book? The Machado Method?

Changed my life and shot me up, up, up into the business sky.

I now rub shoulders with all the big business people like Steph who does the packed lunch.

Yes I did and it was inspirational and the story you told me about you and Kevin inspired to follow your footsteps at my nearest gloryhole.

Kevin Clifton taught me all I know about the ritual of tap dancing at the entrance to a glory hole.

This ritual is quite something to witness while you are still alive and can get hard without viagra "

Strictly dancing, then come.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm veri (sic) particular about my paramours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually post my critique on ClitAdvisor™.

I've just Googled this but can't find it.

Ricky would have !

Ricky set it up and sold it for shitloads to Elon Musk.

An example for all of us

Have you read his book? The Machado Method?

Changed my life and shot me up, up, up into the business sky.

I now rub shoulders with all the big business people like Steph who does the packed lunch.

Yes I did and it was inspirational and the story you told me about you and Kevin inspired to follow your footsteps at my nearest gloryhole.

Kevin Clifton taught me all I know about the ritual of tap dancing at the entrance to a glory hole.

This ritual is quite something to witness while you are still alive and can get hard without viagra

Strictly dancing, then come."

How'd you ever get the glitter off your balls though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually post my critique on ClitAdvisor™.

I've just Googled this but can't find it.

Ricky would have !

Ricky set it up and sold it for shitloads to Elon Musk.

An example for all of us

Have you read his book? The Machado Method?

Changed my life and shot me up, up, up into the business sky.

I now rub shoulders with all the big business people like Steph who does the packed lunch.

Yes I did and it was inspirational and the story you told me about you and Kevin inspired to follow your footsteps at my nearest gloryhole.

Kevin Clifton taught me all I know about the ritual of tap dancing at the entrance to a glory hole.

This ritual is quite something to witness while you are still alive and can get hard without viagra

Strictly dancing, then come.

How'd you ever get the glitter off your balls though

It takes two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually post my critique on ClitAdvisor™.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Told my ex she was shit at blowjobs

She said I was shit at oral

Was a fun relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Told my ex she was shit at blowjobs

She said I was shit at oral

Was a fun relationship "

Ah we had good times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went on a date, which was dire.

And 8 days later, totally out of the blue, he sent me 'feedback' via a WhatsApp message. Telling me where I'd gone wrong , and what I should do on any future dates

Nooooooo

It was amazing and really really made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually post my critique on ClitAdvisor™.

I've just Googled this but can't find it.

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You may have to employ a boolean algorithm."

Boolean! Be still my beating heart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went on a date, which was dire.

And 8 days later, totally out of the blue, he sent me 'feedback' via a WhatsApp message. Telling me where I'd gone wrong , and what I should do on any future dates

Did you not play footsie?

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

If you wish to make a complaint, either email our head office, who will ignore you, call our helpline, who will put you through to an Indian tailor or write to our Australian branch.

Thankyou for your custom.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I went on a date, which was dire.

And 8 days later, totally out of the blue, he sent me 'feedback' via a WhatsApp message. Telling me where I'd gone wrong , and what I should do on any future dates

Nooooooo

It was amazing and really really made me laugh

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Was it a balanced view? Did he clarify where you went right? (If at all

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"If you wish to make a complaint, either email our head office, who will ignore you, call our helpline, who will put you through to an Indian tailor or write to our Australian branch.

Thankyou for your custom."

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Oh dear, popcorn at the ready....I can't believe you made a stereotypical remark about a 3rd World offshore call centre!

I mean, the Australians aren't all that bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went on a date, which was dire.

And 8 days later, totally out of the blue, he sent me 'feedback' via a WhatsApp message. Telling me where I'd gone wrong , and what I should do on any future dates

Nooooooo

It was amazing and really really made me laugh

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Was it a balanced view? Did he clarify where you went right? (If at all

Apparently, I'd be 'sound as fuck' once I 'warmed up', but Apparently he'd 'need a blow torch to do that'

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I went on a date, which was dire.

And 8 days later, totally out of the blue, he sent me 'feedback' via a WhatsApp message. Telling me where I'd gone wrong , and what I should do on any future dates

Nooooooo

It was amazing and really really made me laugh

•

Was it a balanced view? Did he clarify where you went right? (If at all

)

Apparently, I'd be 'sound as fuck' once I 'warmed up', but Apparently he'd 'need a blow torch to do that'

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I'm mortified, BellaØcean, mortified I tell thee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went on a date, which was dire.

And 8 days later, totally out of the blue, he sent me 'feedback' via a WhatsApp message. Telling me where I'd gone wrong , and what I should do on any future dates

Nooooooo

It was amazing and really really made me laugh

•

Was it a balanced view? Did he clarify where you went right? (If at all

)

Apparently, I'd be 'sound as fuck' once I 'warmed up', but Apparently he'd 'need a blow torch to do that'

Gobsmacked at the audacity of Nero

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I've not given complaints but I've called a stop when I've fallen out of the zone on occasion. And I'm quite happy to direct a better direction to a better outcome. And I can be quite blunt. I can think of at least one person that didn't appreciate my honesty

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I've not given complaints but I've called a stop when I've fallen out of the zone on occasion. And I'm quite happy to direct a better direction to a better outcome. And I can be quite blunt. I can think of at least one person that didn't appreciate my honesty

That’s the way! If they can't improve enough to be tailored to your needs, it's time to stop it.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I’ve had many, many, complaints and they have all been perfectly warranted.

I’m still not getting my exhaust fixed though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got told a girl didn’t like the way I’m a bit ‘all tongue’ when I snogged her….

Felt a bit miffed, I thought she wasn’t using her tongue enough…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually post my critique on ClitAdvisor™.

I've just Googled this but can't find it.

Ricky would have !

Ricky set it up and sold it for shitloads to Elon Musk.

An example for all of us

Have you read his book? The Machado Method?

Changed my life and shot me up, up, up into the business sky.

I now rub shoulders with all the big business people like Steph who does the packed lunch.

Yes I did and it was inspirational and the story you told me about you and Kevin inspired to follow your footsteps at my nearest gloryhole.

Kevin Clifton taught me all I know about the ritual of tap dancing at the entrance to a glory hole.

This ritual is quite something to witness while you are still alive and can get hard without viagra

Strictly dancing, then come.

How'd you ever get the glitter off your balls though

It takes two."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does “you are making me sore” count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got told a girl didn’t like the way I’m a bit ‘all tongue’ when I snogged her….

Felt a bit miffed, I thought she wasn’t using her tongue enough…

Actually I've told a guy he used a bit too much tongue.

He took it well. And just kept on. I like it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know if this classes as a complaint or not.

A guy I use to work with told me that his Mrs fell to sleep during doggy

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"If you wish to make a complaint, either email our head office, who will ignore you, call our helpline, who will put you through to an Indian tailor or write to our Australian branch.

Thankyou for your custom.

•

Oh dear, popcorn at the ready....I can't believe you made a stereotypical remark about a 3rd World offshore call centre!

I mean, the Australians aren't all that bad.

What call centre? You filled that detail in for yourself

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By *r AnalyticMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton

I do get ffs are you ever going to cum. And no im not joking.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I usually post my critique on ClitAdvisor™.

I've just Googled this but can't find it.

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You may have to employ a boolean algorithm."

Erm....

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By *abluesbabyMan
over a year ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Seen it at a couple of gangbangs in the past.

One time the lady smirked "Well that's nowhere near 8 inches now is it???" to a guy as she peeled down his boxers.

Another one was a Greedy Girl night in a club and was attended by a few mates from a local rugby team. One of their team mates was quite small once erect so he was the brunt of a few guffaws and wiggling little finger gestures but that was nothing on the hapless lad who got acute stage-fright so his 1st attempt at a gangbang was a complete flop. I guess it was maybe his last attempt too after his ferocious ribbing.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Isn't that a stock answer to the question...

"How's your head?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got told a girl didn’t like the way I’m a bit ‘all tongue’ when I snogged her….

Felt a bit miffed, I thought she wasn’t using her tongue enough…

Actually I've told a guy he used a bit too much tongue.

He took it well. And just kept on. I like it now.

I just kept on…

… what is you name ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got told a girl didn’t like the way I’m a bit ‘all tongue’ when I snogged her….

Felt a bit miffed, I thought she wasn’t using her tongue enough…

Actually I've told a guy he used a bit too much tongue.

He took it well. And just kept on. I like it now.

I just kept on…

… what is you name ?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I've seen this phrase used quite a bit, as proof of prowess..

So, has anyone actually had, or given any complaints about boobs/penis size, technique etc?

How did this go down at the time? "

I've told people were not sexually compatible if that counts, never really goes down well, but stops the requests to meet again (this is prior to fab)

Mrs

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

have one of them red amber green machines, like in IKEA, on the way out of the bedroom

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

I always found it weird when people boast about not receiving complaints. You're not supposed to receive complaints! Why are you boasting about meeting the bare minimum requirements??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have one of them red amber green machines, like in IKEA, on the way out of the bedroom"

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"have one of them red amber green machines, like in IKEA, on the way out of the bedroom"

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Let me know when you're going there next, Måggy. I'm buying you a hot dog, ice cream and a pack of AAA batteries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have one of them red amber green machines, like in IKEA, on the way out of the bedroom

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Let me know when you're going there next, Måggy. I'm buying you a hot dog, ice cream and a pack of AAA batteries."

Can you get me some meatballs please Nero?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"have one of them red amber green machines, like in IKEA, on the way out of the bedroom

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Let me know when you're going there next, Måggy. I'm buying you a hot dog, ice cream and a pack of AAA batteries.

Can you get me some meatballs please Nero?

With Lingonberry Sauce, or are you saucy enough?...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does “who are you, how did you get in my house, where did you hide my Dyson?” count as a complaint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have one of them red amber green machines, like in IKEA, on the way out of the bedroom

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Let me know when you're going there next, Måggy. I'm buying you a hot dog, ice cream and a pack of AAA batteries.

Can you get me some meatballs please Nero?

With Lingonberry Sauce, or are you saucy enough?...?"

I need extra sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did get a complaint once. I pulled an FF couple in a club in my 20's. One said "give me some tongue!" in exasperation after about 2 minutes of snogging. I WAS using my tongue, I just wasn't ramming it in the way she was. Her girlfriend, however, was the best kisser ever. I snogged her most of the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did get a complaint once. I pulled an FF couple in a club in my 20's. One said "give me some tongue!" in exasperation after about 2 minutes of snogging. I WAS using my tongue, I just wasn't ramming it in the way she was. Her girlfriend, however, was the best kisser ever. I snogged her most of the night

Nell.

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