FabSwingers.com forum: Why won’t women meet me?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have updated my profile and pics but not bad a single meet or reply.

Everyone seems to be so entitled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fussy pussy innit.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'll give you the same advice I give everyone else: more dick pics

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to a club and let me know which one don’t give you white pointy hooded vibes

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Is there a 'best reflected socks' challenge in the forum right now ?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Cunts innit

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Frickin' women.

If I had a vagina I'd meet you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was dreading this thread until I saw who posted it! Kudos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try a look at me thread…..

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

You’ve been on 5 weeks and have 4 verifications??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve been on 5 weeks and have 4 verifications?? "

He hasn't only been on here four weeks he has just returned and I think this is a tongue in cheek thread.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You’ve been on 5 weeks and have 4 verifications?? "

He's a very fast worker and so entitled

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"You’ve been on 5 weeks and have 4 verifications?? "

I know, greedy, right?

(He's been around these parts before

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LvM

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

You have only been here 5 weeks and already have a few veris. Just be patient. Good things come to those who wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve been on 5 weeks and have 4 verifications??

I know, greedy, right?

(He's been around these parts before

)

LvM"

Well he definitely hasn't been around my parts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fussy pussy innit. "

I'm a self-confessed fussy hussy with a fussy pussy

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"You’ve been on 5 weeks and have 4 verifications??

I know, greedy, right?

(He's been around these parts before

)

LvM

Well he definitely hasn't been around my parts!

You're missing out...

LvM

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Jusr pace yourself man, otherwise your cock will wear out and drop off. True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fussy pussy innit.

I'm a self-confessed fussy hussy with a fussy pussy

My kinda bird.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve been on 5 weeks and have 4 verifications?? "

9 veris I think. From 8 people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve been on 5 weeks and have 4 verifications??

9 veris I think. From 8 people.

Show off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude, you’re drowning in fanny.

Teach me.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Women don’t like sex. It’s a myth.

We’re frigid bitches here only to waste your time. No one else’s time, just yours.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I’m exactly the same - I don’t know what it is with the burds on here - it’s like they have more options…. They should be grateful I asked them in the first place….not like they get tons of messages… most of them just sitting in front of Loose Women waiting for me to message them… less fussy pussy and more Roger Todger!!! I have 10 mins free at midday so get sending me pics and stuff and I’ll decide who’s getting it shortly!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a 'best reflected socks' challenge in the forum right now ?"

This was my spots and stripes Challenge entry on my last account.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve been on 5 weeks and have 4 verifications??

9 veris I think. From 8 people.

Show off! "

Have you got a bum back yet?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Women don’t like sex. It’s a myth.

We’re frigid bitches here only to waste your time. No one else’s time, just yours.

That's why I just print out their pictures and jizz on those instead

LvM

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By *rungeguyMan
over a year ago

leeds

Probably cos the ratio is 100 men to 1 woman

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Probably cos the ratio is 100 men to 1 woman "

Tell me about it. We are SICK of the gang bangs.....

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Probably cos the ratio is 100 men to 1 woman "
she sounds like a right trollope!!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Women don’t like sex. It’s a myth.

We’re frigid bitches here only to waste your time. No one else’s time, just yours.

That's why I just print out their pictures and jizz on those instead

LvM"

Stick me on a dart board. See if you can get the money shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve been on 5 weeks and have 4 verifications??

9 veris I think. From 8 people.

Show off!

Have you got a bum back yet?"

I think you mean a bum bag actually and no I haven't.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I’m exactly the same - I don’t know what it is with the burds on here - it’s like they have more options…. They should be grateful I asked them in the first place….not like they get tons of messages… most of them just sitting in front of Loose Women waiting for me to message them… less fussy pussy and more Roger Todger!!! I have 10 mins free at midday so get sending me pics and stuff and I’ll decide who’s getting it shortly!!

Think my mailbox must be full ( of burds). As I don’t seem to be getting any answers coming through!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The OP has something other men have not got....

A magic pickle.....that's quite intriguing.....xx

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Women don’t like sex. It’s a myth.

We’re frigid bitches here only to waste your time. No one else’s time, just yours.

That's why I just print out their pictures and jizz on those instead

LvM

Stick me on a dart board. See if you can get the money shot

Oh I got a bullseye

... and a seven, a one, a double twenty, a fourteen, a six, and a triple sixteen

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OP has something other men have not got....

A magic pickle.....that's quite intriguing.....xx"

So if I became ‘Keyser Soze and his Magic Pickle’, I’ll be balls deep before sunset?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The OP has something other men have not got....

A magic pickle.....that's quite intriguing.....xx

So if I became ‘Keyser Soze and his Magic Pickle’, I’ll be balls deep before sunset? "

Soze and his Sizzling Sausage

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By *rungeguyMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Probably cos the ratio is 100 men to 1 woman

Tell me about it. We are SICK of the gang bangs..... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OP has something other men have not got....

A magic pickle.....that's quite intriguing.....xx

So if I became ‘Keyser Soze and his Magic Pickle’, I’ll be balls deep before sunset?

Soze and his Sizzling Sausage"

That’s my new username, maybe, possibly, sometime , perhaps

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Nope! Soze and his Sparkly Schlong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope! Soze and his Sparkly Schlong"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OP has something other men have not got....

A magic pickle.....that's quite intriguing.....xx"

This is true plus a nice guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody fussy, stuck up cows!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably cos the ratio is 100 men to 1 woman

Tell me about it. We are SICK of the gang bangs..... "

I KNOW! I only get Tuesdays off.

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By *oeliquorMan
over a year ago

Fort myers

"Women don’t like sex. It’s a myth.

We’re frigid bitches here only to waste your time. No one else’s time, just yours.

Can you waste some time with me? Lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women want more dick pictures then some don’t like seeing them lol women ay

I joke ladies before you go crazy at me

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Women don’t like sex. It’s a myth.

We’re frigid bitches here only to waste your time. No one else’s time, just yours.

Can you waste some time with me? Lovely "

Jamie would love to, she's a bit shy and reserved so won't reply directly but wanted me to let you know she said yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear OP, please send multiple dick pics over a filthy toilet bowl and offer to breed me. Thx.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I have updated my profile and pics but not bad a single meet or reply.

Everyone seems to be so entitled

Your photo is old.

Black and white went out with the dinosaurs.

Get yourself some colourful photos with filters, dog ears, tongues, sparkly eyes etc.

That and lie about having a big cock, being rich, lick for hours, sexual stallion etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried making a new profile and taking a close up picture of your asshole?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Dear OP, please send multiple dick pics over a filthy toilet bowl and offer to breed me. Thx."

If the majority of blokes on here 1)came on the forums 2) could read & 3) had evolved opposable thumbs - your mailbox would be under collapse!! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried making a new profile and taking a close up picture of your asshole?"

Oh yes! Anal extravaganza, Pickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried making a new profile and taking a close up picture of your asshole?"

Steve and his magic starfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear OP, please send multiple dick pics over a filthy toilet bowl and offer to breed me. Thx.

If the majority of blokes on here 1)came on the forums 2) could read & 3) had evolved opposable thumbs - your mailbox would be under collapse!! Xxx

Fear not, my inbox is emptier than a pauper's purse.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Dear OP, please send multiple dick pics over a filthy toilet bowl and offer to breed me. Thx.

If the majority of blokes on here 1)came on the forums 2) could read & 3) had evolved opposable thumbs - your mailbox would be under collapse!! Xxx

Fear not, my inbox is emptier than a pauper's purse."

Give me a Minute!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried making a new profile and taking a close up picture of your asshole?

Steve and his magic starfish"

SteveAndHisMagicStarfish

AnalExtravaganzaPickle

PickleMyRectum

Some good usernames there for you Steve love x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Maybe more cock pics, sky remote, lynx can, over the toilet and some dripping ones, owwww don't forget the softie, guaranteed vag on tap then

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

This all goes right back to when we gave them the vote. We've facilitated this rampaging entitlement. More fool us...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics of your magic pickle with a scarf of donuts stacked high....

Double win there for a hungry fabber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This all goes right back to when we gave them the vote. We've facilitated this rampaging entitlement. More fool us..."

Ooh...I ..my BP is rising!! Must not bite. Must not bite!!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"This all goes right back to when we gave them the vote. We've facilitated this rampaging entitlement. More fool us...

Ooh...I ..my BP is rising!! Must not bite. Must not bite!!

Calm down - you’re over reacting!!!

( Chicks dig when a guy takes charge!!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This all goes right back to when we gave them the vote. We've facilitated this rampaging entitlement. More fool us...

Ooh...I ..my BP is rising!! Must not bite. Must not bite!!

Calm down - you’re over reacting!!!

( Chicks dig when a guy takes charge!!).

O M G are you ...naturally dominant? (Said in a breathy voice)....

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"This all goes right back to when we gave them the vote. We've facilitated this rampaging entitlement. More fool us...

Ooh...I ..my BP is rising!! Must not bite. Must not bite!!

This is when I say "calm down, dear!", right?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"This all goes right back to when we gave them the vote. We've facilitated this rampaging entitlement. More fool us...

Ooh...I ..my BP is rising!! Must not bite. Must not bite!!

Calm down - you’re over reacting!!!

( Chicks dig when a guy takes charge!!).

O M G are you ...naturally dominant? (Said in a breathy voice)...."

Why…. Yes I am you beautiful submissive creature - here let Me make some assumptions and you just go along with them!!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"This all goes right back to when we gave them the vote. We've facilitated this rampaging entitlement. More fool us...

Ooh...I ..my BP is rising!! Must not bite. Must not bite!!

Calm down - you’re over reacting!!!

( Chicks dig when a guy takes charge!!).

Doh! I was too slow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This all goes right back to when we gave them the vote. We've facilitated this rampaging entitlement. More fool us...

Ooh...I ..my BP is rising!! Must not bite. Must not bite!!

This is when I say "calm down, dear!", right?

You can try that YOLO....I will get you back though

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"I have updated my profile and pics but not bad a single meet or reply.

Everyone seems to be so entitled

It’s not just you , it’s difficult here in general

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This all goes right back to when we gave them the vote. We've facilitated this rampaging entitlement. More fool us...

Ooh...I ..my BP is rising!! Must not bite. Must not bite!!

Calm down - you’re over reacting!!!

( Chicks dig when a guy takes charge!!).

O M G are you ...naturally dominant? (Said in a breathy voice)....

Why…. Yes I am you beautiful submissive creature - here let Me make some assumptions and you just go along with them!!

assumptions?! DEAR GOD NO!!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"This all goes right back to when we gave them the vote. We've facilitated this rampaging entitlement. More fool us...

Ooh...I ..my BP is rising!! Must not bite. Must not bite!!

Calm down - you’re over reacting!!!

( Chicks dig when a guy takes charge!!).

O M G are you ...naturally dominant? (Said in a breathy voice)....

Why…. Yes I am you beautiful submissive creature - here let Me make some assumptions and you just go along with them!!

assumptions?! DEAR GOD NO!!"

Im afraid its too late - i already ordered 6 litres lube, 200 pegs, 2 sets of squashtit nipple clamps, a gas mask, 6 ping pong balls and a blindfold!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This all goes right back to when we gave them the vote. We've facilitated this rampaging entitlement. More fool us...

Ooh...I ..my BP is rising!! Must not bite. Must not bite!!

Calm down - you’re over reacting!!!

( Chicks dig when a guy takes charge!!).

O M G are you ...naturally dominant? (Said in a breathy voice)....

Why…. Yes I am you beautiful submissive creature - here let Me make some assumptions and you just go along with them!!

assumptions?! DEAR GOD NO!!

Im afraid its too late - i already ordered 6 litres lube, 200 pegs, 2 sets of squashtit nipple clamps, a gas mask, 6 ping pong balls and a blindfold!!!

anything but the squashtit nipple clamps Sir.....(whimpers)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This all goes right back to when we gave them the vote. We've facilitated this rampaging entitlement. More fool us..."

This site is becoming a bit too woke for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pics of your magic pickle with a scarf of donuts stacked high....

Double win there for a hungry fabber

The magic pickle is a fab fave I must admit. Everyone wants a rub of it. Like Aladdin and his magic Lamp.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any YOUNG (33 and under) people that can give me some tips

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By *reddy400Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"I have updated my profile and pics but not bad a single meet or reply.

Everyone seems to be so entitled

Same problem bro....forums best place to meet, Private messages don’t get much reaction tbh...women get undated with messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This all goes right back to when we gave them the vote. We've facilitated this rampaging entitlement. More fool us...

This site is becoming a bit too woke for me. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er, Pickle, I'm a woman and we have our social this month. Am I chopped liver??!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any YOUNG (33 and under) people that can give me some tips

You skipped my advice

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By *ll make you laughMan
over a year ago

uttoxeter

I’ve been on here for years & never had a meet, I do sometimes think that I’ll delete my profile, but then get drawn back in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Er, Pickle, I'm a woman and we have our social this month. Am I chopped liver??!!!"

You’re one of my favourite mature ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any YOUNG (33 and under) people that can give me some tips

You skipped my advice "

You tryna fuck

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"This all goes right back to when we gave them the vote. We've facilitated this rampaging entitlement. More fool us...

This site is becoming a bit too woke for me. "

I know. Just full of leftie snowflake types. Can't say nothing no more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any YOUNG (33 and under) people that can give me some tips

You skipped my advice

You tryna fuck

Them carni videos were wild son. I feel like travelling south and I don’t like travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er, Pickle, I'm a woman and we have our social this month. Am I chopped liver??!!!"

LPP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er, Pickle, I'm a woman and we have our social this month. Am I chopped liver??!!!

You’re one of my favourite mature ladies

I'm not cheddar either!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er, Pickle, I'm a woman and we have our social this month. Am I chopped liver??!!!

You’re one of my favourite mature ladies

I'm not cheddar either!! "

Ok a fine wine !

Or just a Pinot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Er, Pickle, I'm a woman and we have our social this month. Am I chopped liver??!!!

You’re one of my favourite mature ladies

I'm not cheddar either!! "

you’re more addictive than that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This all goes right back to when we gave them the vote. We've facilitated this rampaging entitlement. More fool us...

This site is becoming a bit too woke for me.

I know. Just full of leftie snowflake types. Can't say nothing no more!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

You could try not making 80% of us feel old when we do not get your references. Then maybe an oldie will meet you. If you promise to help us across the road.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Any YOUNG (33 and under) people that can give me some tips

I'm young again! Finally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could try not making 80% of us feel old when we do not get your references. Then maybe an oldie will meet you. If you promise to help us across the road."

Will you meet me?

will you be my 10th veri?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any YOUNG (33 and under) people that can give me some tips

I'm young again! Finally.

Young enough for a magic pickle I thinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er, Pickle, I'm a woman and we have our social this month. Am I chopped liver??!!!

You’re one of my favourite mature ladies

I'm not cheddar either!!

you’re more addictive than that! "

More addictive than CHEESE?!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I have updated my profile and pics but not bad a single meet or reply.

Everyone seems to be so entitled

Oh, the irony.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Er, Pickle, I'm a woman and we have our social this month. Am I chopped liver??!!!

You’re one of my favourite mature ladies

I'm not cheddar either!!

you’re more addictive than that!

More addictive than CHEESE?!

I could eat you for hours

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

4 veries in one month looks like you are meeting to me . Maybe no repeat meets you should ask them why .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er, Pickle, I'm a woman and we have our social this month. Am I chopped liver??!!!

You’re one of my favourite mature ladies

I'm not cheddar either!!

you’re more addictive than that!

More addictive than CHEESE?!

I could eat you for hours

Perv

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have updated my profile and pics but not bad a single meet or reply.

Everyone seems to be so entitled

Oh, the irony.

People as peng as me are entitled to a reply from everyone on here ngl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Er, Pickle, I'm a woman and we have our social this month. Am I chopped liver??!!!

You’re one of my favourite mature ladies

I'm not cheddar either!!

you’re more addictive than that!

More addictive than CHEESE?!

I could eat you for hours

Perv"

You just HAD to ruin it

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By *ocky 85Man
over a year ago

London

Well this gave me a good laugh!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Any YOUNG (33 and under) people that can give me some tips

I'm young again! Finally.

Young enough for a magic pickle I thinks.

When you've finished with the OAPs, DM me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"4 veries in one month looks like you are meeting to me . Maybe no repeat meets you should ask them why . "
9 veris!! I’m only displaying 4 because the others are about my BBC

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"I have updated my profile and pics but not bad a single meet or reply.

Everyone seems to be so entitled

Have you tried being more aggressively demanding in initial contacts maybe add a few dick pics?

Like proper close ups...

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"You could try not making 80% of us feel old when we do not get your references. Then maybe an oldie will meet you. If you promise to help us across the road.

Will you meet me?

will you be my 10th veri?!

Soz washing my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er, Pickle, I'm a woman and we have our social this month. Am I chopped liver??!!!

You’re one of my favourite mature ladies

I'm not cheddar either!!

you’re more addictive than that!

More addictive than CHEESE?!

I could eat you for hours

Perv

You just HAD to ruin it

Sorry, Pickle. I mean I know you're going to be a perv

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well this gave me a good laugh! "

It’s the ones that are mad at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have updated my profile and pics but not bad a single meet or reply.

Everyone seems to be so entitled

Have you tried being more aggressively demanding in initial contacts maybe add a few dick pics?

Like proper close ups... "

Christ don't encourage the pickle!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I have updated my profile and pics but not bad a single meet or reply.

Everyone seems to be so entitled

More of these threads are needed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any YOUNG (33 and under) people that can give me some tips

I'm young again! Finally.

Young enough for a magic pickle I thinks.

When you've finished with the OAPs, DM me.

I’m done with them! Like right now!! I’m sliding into your box NOW.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4 veries in one month looks like you are meeting to me . Maybe no repeat meets you should ask them why . "

I personally have met him 4 times, Sorry I didn't realise I had to verify every single time I met someone from fab. If that's the case Hot Ash would have one every single day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have updated my profile and pics but not bad a single meet or reply.

Everyone seems to be so entitled

Have you tried being more aggressively demanding in initial contacts maybe add a few dick pics?

Like proper close ups...

Christ don't encourage the pickle!"

Do I have any close ups now? I think this is solid advice actually. And someone else suggested it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have updated my profile and pics but not bad a single meet or reply.

Everyone seems to be so entitled

Have you tried being more aggressively demanding in initial contacts maybe add a few dick pics?

Like proper close ups...

Christ don't encourage the pickle!

Do I have any close ups now? I think this is solid advice actually. And someone else suggested it too

Rescinding friendship....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"4 veries in one month looks like you are meeting to me . Maybe no repeat meets you should ask them why .

I personally have met him 4 times, Sorry I didn't realise I had to verify every single time I met someone from fab. If that's the case Hot Ash would have one every single day. "

Well then he’s the one that should be giving me advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4 veries in one month looks like you are meeting to me . Maybe no repeat meets you should ask them why .

I personally have met him 4 times, Sorry I didn't realise I had to verify every single time I met someone from fab. If that's the case Hot Ash would have one every single day.

Well then he’s the one that should be giving me advice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could try not making 80% of us feel old when we do not get your references. Then maybe an oldie will meet you. If you promise to help us across the road.

Will you meet me?

will you be my 10th veri?!

Soz washing my hair."

I have decided not to be nicer regarding the references

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By *ocky 85Man
over a year ago

London

So random but so good! More entertaing then netflix right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have updated my profile and pics but not bad a single meet or reply.

Everyone seems to be so entitled

More of these threads are needed. "

I don’t see them enough. lads would do better on here if they just asked for advice in the Lounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have updated my profile and pics but not bad a single meet or reply.

Everyone seems to be so entitled

More of these threads are needed.

I don’t see them enough. lads would do better on here if they just asked for advice in the Lounge"

Absolutely advice is Freely given in a very friendly and no judgement way to single men in the forum lounge.

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By *ocky 85Man
over a year ago

London

Yeah but most guys are too busy wanking to all the pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah but most guys are too busy wanking to all the pics! "

Men fo not do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah but most guys are too busy wanking to all the pics!

Men fo not do that!

Um. They do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah but most guys are too busy wanking to all the pics!

Men fo not do that!

Um. They do..."

I know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah but most guys are too busy wanking to all the pics!

Men fo not do that!

Um. They do..."

OH NO THEY DON’T

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah but most guys are too busy wanking to all the pics!

Men fo not do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah but most guys are too busy wanking to all the pics!

Men fo not do that!

Um. They do...

OH NO THEY DON’T"

It's OK I know the truth.

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By *ocky 85Man
over a year ago

London

Ummm no sorry of course not! We admire from afar and gently exsprese our pleasure of ones profile picture by saying "hip hip hooray" to our selfs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah but most guys are too busy wanking to all the pics!

Men fo not do that!

Um. They do...

I know!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I have updated my profile and pics but not bad a single meet or reply.

Everyone seems to be so entitled

More of these threads are needed.

I don’t see them enough. lads would do better on here if they just asked for advice in the Lounge"

I can imagine they'd be given a real ego boost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ummm no sorry of course not! We admire from afar and gently exsprese our pleasure of ones profile picture by saying "hip hip hooray" to our selfs

That's more like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ummm no sorry of course not! We admire from afar and gently exsprese our pleasure of ones profile picture by saying "hip hip hooray" to our selfs

Wot a gent

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By *ocky 85Man
over a year ago

London

I never wank to the pics. I simply tip my hat as a good gesture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never wank to the pics. I simply tip my hat as a good gesture.

What kind of hat though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never wank to the pics. I simply tip my hat as a good gesture.

Oh and welcome to the forums.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I never wank to the pics. I simply tip my hat as a good gesture.

I wank to everyone’s pics on here. And send them pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never wank to the pics. I simply tip my hat as a good gesture.

I wank to everyone’s pics on here. And send them pictures

Yes it's my husband's prize possession.

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By *ocky 85Man
over a year ago

London

Thank you for the welcome!

Im old school, its a fadora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you for the welcome!

Im old school, its a fadora"

Just a little tip if you are replying to a specific person if you use reply and quote it Makes it easier to know who you are replying to especially on fast moving threads.

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By *ocky 85Man
over a year ago

London

"Thank you for the welcome!

Im old school, its a fadora

Just a little tip if you are replying to a specific person if you use reply and quote it Makes it easier to know who you are replying to especially on fast moving threads.

Ahhh!!! Thank you for the tip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you for the welcome!

Im old school, its a fadora

Just a little tip if you are replying to a specific person if you use reply and quote it Makes it easier to know who you are replying to especially on fast moving threads.

Ahhh!!! Thank you for the tip!

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By *ocky 85Man
over a year ago

London

"Thank you for the welcome!

Im old school, its a fadora

Just a little tip if you are replying to a specific person if you use reply and quote it Makes it easier to know who you are replying to especially on fast moving threads.

Ahhh!!! Thank you for the tip!

Also tipping my hat to a very lovely pair of socks right now......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank you for the welcome!

Im old school, its a fadora

Just a little tip if you are replying to a specific person if you use reply and quote it Makes it easier to know who you are replying to especially on fast moving threads.

Ahhh!!! Thank you for the tip!

Also tipping my hat to a very lovely pair of socks right now......

I’ve wanked over that pic too

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

1 year ya bugger..... How many meets have I had

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve had zero meets since I did this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Women aren’t genuine

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

"I was dreading this thread until I saw who posted it! Kudos

Don't understand... Why kudos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re too young. Come back in ten years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or fake your age.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"I’ve had zero meets since I did this thread.

I'll send you a Sympathy card in the post

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Perhaps they're frightened of your pickle

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"I’ve had zero meets since I did this thread.

I'll send you a Sympathy card in the post

Don't forget to write in the card greet pics

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"I’ve had zero meets since I did this thread.

I'll send you a Sympathy card in the post

Don't forget to write in the card greet pics "

No matter how hard I try, one simply isn't able to write in such "street" language!

I'm too old clearly.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ve had zero meets since I did this thread.

I'll send you a Sympathy card in the post

Don't forget to write in the card greet pics

No matter how hard I try, one simply isn't able to write in such "street" language!

I'm too old clearly. "

How do you think I feel...

I still use a quill and parchment

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"I’ve had zero meets since I did this thread.

I'll send you a Sympathy card in the post

Don't forget to write in the card greet pics

No matter how hard I try, one simply isn't able to write in such "street" language!

I'm too old clearly.

How do you think I feel...

I still use a quill and parchment

And work by candle light

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"I’ve had zero meets since I did this thread.

I'll send you a Sympathy card in the post

Don't forget to write in the card greet pics

No matter how hard I try, one simply isn't able to write in such "street" language!

I'm too old clearly. "

I hear you fam haha

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By *skyouneverknowMan
over a year ago

Calne

I'm 85 and pretend I'm 50 and only do blindfold meets after dark - works for me! I agree re "more dick pics" there are loads online to copy.........

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"I'm 85 and pretend I'm 50 and only do blindfold meets after dark - works for me! I agree re "more dick pics" there are loads online to copy......... "

85, thats a good age these days

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"I'm 85 and pretend I'm 50 and only do blindfold meets after dark - works for me! I agree re "more dick pics" there are loads online to copy......... "

Profile says 50.. interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women aren’t genuine"

I beg to differ, some of us are very genuine, and we have our own set of problems on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In before the max posts lock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women aren’t genuine

I beg to differ, some of us are very genuine, and we have our own set of problems on this site"
give over you lot are as real as the gruffalo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve had zero meets since I did this thread.

I'll send you a Sympathy card in the post

Awww

No thank you though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or fake your age.

True, I could pass for 30

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perhaps they're frightened of your pickle

Understandable. Magic is scary.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm 85 and pretend I'm 50 and only do blindfold meets after dark - works for me! I agree re "more dick pics" there are loads online to copy......... "

True. Everyone wants a BBC after all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women aren’t genuine

I beg to differ, some of us are very genuine, and we have our own set of problems on this site"

Nah

not to undermine your experience but nah women aren’t genuine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women aren’t genuine

I beg to differ, some of us are very genuine, and we have our own set of problems on this sitegive over you lot are as real as the gruffalo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In before the max posts lock

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I’ve had zero meets since I did this thread.

I'll send you a Sympathy card in the post

Don't forget to write in the card greet pics

No matter how hard I try, one simply isn't able to write in such "street" language!

I'm too old clearly.

How do you think I feel...

I still use a quill and parchment

And work by candle light "

We will all be doing that in a few months

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ve had zero meets since I did this thread.

I'll send you a Sympathy card in the post

Don't forget to write in the card greet pics

No matter how hard I try, one simply isn't able to write in such "street" language!

I'm too old clearly.

How do you think I feel...

I still use a quill and parchment

And work by candle light

We will all be doing that in a few months "

I'm ahead of the game then really

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Nah, there ain't no women or no men on here. We're all just pod people...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Have you told them you're genuine, discrete and not fake? And that you hate Sydney University?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Have you told them you're genuine, discrete and not fake? And that you hate Sydney University?"

Why is it that everyone has such a downer on Mr. S. University? Poor old Sydney must be getting really depressed about these unwarranted allegations that he's some kind of pervy picture collector!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I’ve had zero meets since I did this thread.

I'll send you a Sympathy card in the post

Don't forget to write in the card greet pics

No matter how hard I try, one simply isn't able to write in such "street" language!

I'm too old clearly.

How do you think I feel...

I still use a quill and parchment

And work by candle light

We will all be doing that in a few months

I'm ahead of the game then really

Crack the flairs and cheesecloth shirts out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But FAB is now a publicly traded entity!

I think this means that someone is selling my pics. I hope they get a good price.

EDIT: That *WAS* a good price, my ass is shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have updated my profile and pics but not bad a single meet or reply.

Everyone seems to be so entitled

You be got 9 meets, 8 women? In 3 months! What you moaning about? Do you expect a shag a day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A shag a day would be nice.

I am a huge slut.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for playing xx

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