FabSwingers.com forum: Why is it hard in the morning?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m not googling this, and I’m sure there’s a proper answer. But why is a guys cock hard when he wakes up? ‘Morning wood!’ Etc.

Is it in our DNA to stop us rolling out of bed

Proper or funny answers are welcomed.

Good morning

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Fuck knows but it’s easy to poke an eye out when you’re tying your laces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a biological reason for it I think

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Testosterone is at the highest in a morning giving you your morning wood.

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

My theory is this: you usually need to pee first thing, your cock gets hard because your night’s worth of full bladder is pressing on all sorts of nerves. As a bonus, since it’s hard to pee when erect it prevents embarrassing accidents!

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

It's a corrupt a wish type thing cause she's never up for it in the morning. Dammit.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

It’s to stop me walking in to things when I’m still blurry eyed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a biological reason for it I think"

That’s what I thought …,

But it could also be a divining rod that points to the nearest sexy woman that’s wet…

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

It's simply Mother Nature's way of getting our day off to a good start.

I love her.

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

Testosterone levels a higher and your body is very relaxed while you’re asleep. Lots of fun biological things happen when you’re asleep. Sleep is fascinating! At this point though I’d be glad to just get a few more hours of it.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

A way for your wife to know if you've been dreaming of her

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

The only thing that's pink and hard in the morning at my gaff is the Financial Times crossword.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is never unless I think about you #youknowwhoyouare but if you don’t message me to find out.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

It's actually hard all night, not just in the morning. It acts like a bike kick stand, and stops you falling out of bed

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he wants a piss

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By *enBrMan
over a year ago

Melksham

Testosterone is higher when your tired / just waking up.

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