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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Now some of you may (or may not) have stumbled across the 'Wetherspoons Paltry Chip Count' page on Facey, or have seen it in various local news pages online over the last year.

Apart from the simple requirement to count the chips served with each meal and report back on the page preferably with an accompanying photo (which of late seem to focus as much on tits as chips!) - one of the group admin has been selling bespoke chip measuring tape measures on the bay of E.

Whilst lying in the bath it just struck me what a perfect business opportunity this would be. Instead of chip measures why not bespoke 'cock', 'flaps' and 'baps' tape measures?

This time next year Rodney........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it have slightly smaller than inch increments or be properly calibrated. You could have peewee hermen on one end and John long dong on the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the Sky remote or Lynx can acted in this very capacity.

“My cock length? Why it’s seven eighths of a Sky remote”

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I thought the Sky remote or Lynx can acted in this very capacity.

“My cock length? Why it’s seven eighths of a Sky remote”"

A regular remote or one of those compact ones??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've toyed with the idea of boob measuring device in the past. I think it has to be cups or bowls.

The cock measuring devices are standardised already, aren't they? Occasionally there are some additions, like the ring doughnut measurement, but it's harder to get those in standardised sizes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought the Sky remote or Lynx can acted in this very capacity.

“My cock length? Why it’s seven eighths of a Sky remote”

A regular remote or one of those compact ones??"

How about a firestick remote for dramatic effect. Everyone's a legend beside one of those bad boys

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How about a vernier caliper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a vernier caliper "

Too far mate..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"How about a vernier caliper "

Accurate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I follow that account, they raised a tidy sum for charity

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