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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Best way to ask her to grow a landing strip ??

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Take her out for a meal, hold her hand over dessert, pay her some lovely compliments then tell her how much you love a furry gruffler. Easy as that!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“My lovely, would you grow a landing strip please?”

I dunno, it could work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“My lovely, would you grow a landing strip please?”

I dunno, it could work? "

Yeah alright then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best way to ask ajaffa cake loving goddess to be your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi bird, do me a landing strip. It’s wot I want to see.

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she complains u surprised her buy putting it in her arse just explain u needed directions

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Laughing at these post

gotta love fab haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Pop on a geographical documentary showcasing the Amazon jungle and then proceed to make incessant references to your personal love of the thick, beautiful foliage and canopy.

….Actually, this might get you a full bush as opposed to a landing strip though….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“My lovely, would you grow a landing strip please?”

I dunno, it could work?

Yeah alright then "

Pics or it didn’t happen

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Mention how much you admire Adolf Hitler

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By *ucknipsWoman
over a year ago

Reading / south oxon


"Best way to ask her to grow a landing strip ??"

Offer to trim / sculpt one for her

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Best way to ask her to grow a landing strip ??"

Ask who?

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best way to ask her to grow a landing strip ??"

Have a competition. Girls love to compete.

Say you reckon yours would look better than anything she could create.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sprinkle some seed in the appropriate area.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best way to ask her to grow a landing strip ??

Have a competition. Girls love to compete.

Say you reckon yours would look better than anything she could create. "
brill

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Sprinkle some seed in the appropriate area."

Then fertilise?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Best way to ask her to grow a landing strip ??"

Who is she ?

Your boss ? Your gran ? Liz Truss ?

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By *ovingSussexLifeMan
over a year ago

West Sussex

Tell her with the cost of living crisis it's a cheap way of staying warm

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley


"Best way to ask her to grow a landing strip ??"

Err,, you are getting a jumbo and you will need something to land and park it on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who ya asking ? Her next door but 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who ya asking ? Her next door but 1 "
nooo haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sprinkle some seed in the appropriate area.

Then fertilise?"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Sprinkle some seed in the appropriate area.

Then fertilise?

"

A good alkaline soil, a few mineral salts and protein rich?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who ya asking ? Her next door but 1 nooo haha "

Her at No 75 then

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Best way to ask her to grow a landing strip ??

Who is she ?

Your boss ? Your gran ? Liz Truss ?"

I already asked. I don't think we're going to find out.

Annoying. As it's much easier to ask some people than others.

FB? Piece of cake. Your mum.....?

A

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Ask her who her favourite member of The A Team was, say yours was BA and you’d be honoured if she’d do her hair the same.

When she says no, suggest it doesn’t have to be the hair on her head. Throw in the idea of the jewellery acting as a vajazzle if you need backup

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best way to ask her to grow a landing strip ??

Who is she ?

Your boss ? Your gran ? Liz Truss ?

I already asked. I don't think we're going to find out.

Annoying. As it's much easier to ask some people than others.

FB? Piece of cake. Your mum.....?

A"
sorry just a fwb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best way to ask her to grow a landing strip ??

Who is she ?

Your boss ? Your gran ? Liz Truss ?

I already asked. I don't think we're going to find out.

Annoying. As it's much easier to ask some people than others.

FB? Piece of cake. Your mum.....?

A sorry just a fwb"

Nah can’t ask her if she’s ‘ just a FWB’

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Start running a set of LED lights running from the center of her legs up. Then with a marker pen draw on some threshold markings and designation markings. Maybe she'll get the hint.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Start running a set of LED lights running from the center of her legs up. Then with a marker pen draw on some threshold markings and designation markings. Maybe she'll get the hint."

Genius!

And maybe next time you meet her for sex take a model aircraft. Get her to lay back with her legs spread, swoop the model down towards her public mound making airplane noises and then at the last minute crash it into her tits with accompanying passenger screams of terror and crashing noises.

Then tell her that would never have happened if she had a clearly visible landing strip.

She'll instantly be up for it, trust me.....

A

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

First, build an Airfix Spitfire. Then, using various "neeeowww" noises, simulate landing said plastic aircraft on the area you wish to be 'fluffed up'. With enough repeated landings, she'll surely get the point.

If it doesn't work, try a better paint job or use the waterslide decals.

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