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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your Mama is so big, when she went missing, her photo was on all four sides of the milk carton!

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By *mizhereMan
over a year ago

belfast area

Why do Italian men have moustaches - so they can look like a mama

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

When Moma lay on the beach people started pushing her back into the water.

(And to even it up!) ...

The Doctor wanted Papa to give a urine and stool sample, so he just gave the Doctor his pants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your mama is so big when she's hits the beach no one gets a sun tan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mamas so big, when she walks down the stairs I think eastenders has ended

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your mama is so big, I had to roll over twice to get off her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mamas so big, she fell over and cut her leg and gravy poured out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your mamas so big, she fell over and cut her leg and gravy poured out."

I believe we've both watched (white men can't jump).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mamas so big, she fell over and cut her leg and gravy poured out.

I believe we've both watched (white men can't jump). "

You think

I can hear Jimmy too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your mamas so big, she fell over and cut her leg and gravy poured out.

I believe we've both watched (white men can't jump).

You think

I can hear Jimmy too "

No, you listen to Jimmy, you can't hear Jimmy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mamas so big, she fell over and cut her leg and gravy poured out.

I believe we've both watched (white men can't jump).

You think

I can hear Jimmy too

No, you listen to Jimmy, you can't hear Jimmy!! "

This could go on for a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your mama is so big, when she moved house, they moved the building.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Now now let’s all be gentlemen about this and get off mums, because I’ve just got off yours.

The mr

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Your mum so fat I burnt my arse on the light bulb.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your mum so fat I burnt my arse on the light bulb.

The mr "

very good

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Your mamma is so big I had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mama is so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Yo' Mama so big, when she walk 'fronta ma window, duh front room goes dark

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

Your mama's so fat, when she goes into a room, she sits next to everybody

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your mama is so ugly, when she goes to the hairdresser, she pays for the haircut and the mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mama is so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Why's it always mamas and not papas?!

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

Your mumma so fat she's got her own Postcode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

Yo Mama's so dirty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.

Yo mama so dirty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo Mama's so dirty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo Mama's so dirty, she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo Mama's so dirty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

Yo Mama's so dirty, a skunk smelled her ass and fainted.

Yo mama so dirty and smells so bad, she was entered in the hunger games and won within 30 seconds.

Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

Yo Momma so dirty, she uses Dr. Scholl Odor Eaters for panty liners.

Your mama is so dirty, that her cat got crabs instead of fleas.

Yo mama is so dirty a drop of dawn and yo mom is gone.

Yo mama so dirty, she is cleaner after a mud bath.

Yo mama is so dirty, her house became insect AND pesticide-free.

Yo Mama's so dirty, the roaches wrote her an eviction notice.

Yo momma so dirty she spent a Night at the Museum and archaeologists needed to unearth all the artifacts.

Yo mama so nasty her breath smells like donkey sex.

Yo mama so dirty she went to your school and the principal dropped out.

Yo mom so dirty the monster under the bed screamed.

Yo mama so dirty and smell so bad, when she walks in to a shop everything turns black.

Yo mommas so dirty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so dirty the dirt on the ground look better than her.

Yo mamma is so dirty her radio plays only one song Chamillionaires "Ridin Dirty"

Yo mama so dirty I told her to do the robot...and now R2D2 has AIDS.

Yo mama so dirty when she took a deuce she got arrested for killing her toilet.

Yo Mama so dirty she got fungi under her wrinkles.

Yo mama so dirty third world countries eat the cheese from the crack of her ass.

Yo momma so dirty when she jumped into the ocean they accused BP of another oil spill.

Yo mama so dirty that even a car wash can't clean her

Yo mama so dirty scrubbing bubbles cant clean her.

Yo Mama so dirty her breath stinks worse than my shits.

Your mother is so dirty that even her crabs have lice.

Yo Mama so dirty mosquitoes throw up after biting her.

Yo mama so dirty she carries a hornet nest in her purse.

Yo Mama So Dirty, that when terrorists took her, the CIA was afraid ISIS acquired a biological weapon.

Yo mama's house is so dirty, Stanley Steamer could get her house cleaner.

Yo mama so dirty when she walk down the street poor people offer her soap.

Yo momma so diabetic and has so much gingivitis she drinks water and spits fruit punch.

Yo mama so dirty when she wash up her water look like chocolate.

Yo Mama's so dirty, I asked her where the junk yard was and she said your looking at it.

Yo mama is so dirty that people use her bath water as a chemical weapon!

Yo Mama So dirty She Make Right Guard Turn Left.

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