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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Speed bumps made of custard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jelly better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a sploshing thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as you're not getting the custard out of my sex pond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of a vanilla subject

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I hate custard. Makes me feel queasy.

Can I suggest treacle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as you're not getting the custard out of my sex pond"

Man custard?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I hate custard. Makes me feel queasy.

Can I suggest treacle? "

Sticky

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I hate custard. Makes me feel queasy.

Can I suggest treacle?

Sticky "

With just the right amount of tension

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

So more like a speed trap rather than a bump, unless you're re talking a set custard. In which case, silly me.

But I'm with Red, I hate the stuff, so it being used in road works seems much more sensible than eating it...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"So more like a speed trap rather than a bump, unless you're re talking a set custard. In which case, silly me.

But I'm with Red, I hate the stuff, so it being used in road works seems much more sensible than eating it..."

Were so made for each other

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"So more like a speed trap rather than a bump, unless you're re talking a set custard. In which case, silly me.

But I'm with Red, I hate the stuff, so it being used in road works seems much more sensible than eating it...

Were so made for each other "

Bored by The Beatles; can't stand custard; it's clearly meant to be...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"So more like a speed trap rather than a bump, unless you're re talking a set custard. In which case, silly me.

But I'm with Red, I hate the stuff, so it being used in road works seems much more sensible than eating it...

Were so made for each other

Bored by The Beatles; can't stand custard; it's clearly meant to be..."

Let it be

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Speed bumps made of custard?"

Well, you can walk on custard

https://youtu.be/vcmMHQMSzBY

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As long as you're not getting the custard out of my sex pond"

Cough cough!

Oh sorry, just adding some custard to your pond

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Speed bumps made of custard?

Well, you can walk on custard

https://youtu.be/vcmMHQMSzBY"

YES! Somebody got it. Custard is a non-Newtonian fluid that reacts differently if you try to move through it quickly, compared to slowly.

Anyway, I'm going back to taking over the world

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