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You are an 80s rock star your name is the colour of yr underwear and the last thing you ate

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Me Black Granola

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Black toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colourful bagel

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Blue Crackers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Navy blue cheerios

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Yellow Banana - that worked out well.

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Red Sausage (ooops)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star wars crumpet

Not technically a colour I know

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Navy Pringle

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Purple porridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue pepperami

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

Checkered toast

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Purple Apple.

I quite like that actually...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commando Crunchy Nut Cornflakes

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By *heerFlirtMan
over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually

Black Hamandcoleslawbaguette

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

Nude blueberry

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By *ilkylicker007Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Black sea

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By *heerFlirtMan
over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually


"Black Hamandcoleslawbaguette

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I actually wanted to say "Black Pussy" but I haven't eaten that since October of last year.

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By *assiieneilxMan
over a year ago

Newcastle under lyme

Green ham

Green egg

Green toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

purple muffin .....

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Black Sultana Bran doesn’t really compete with

Red Hot Chilli Peppers or Black Eyed Peas does it!!!

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Leopard tangfastics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commando Samosa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black yoghurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherise chilli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red & White Nachos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nude squirrel

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By *ockey64Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Tartan toast

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

Grey Ham Sandwich... starting to sound as old as I feel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked halloumi

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Naked cornflakes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green Curry Noodles

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Purple chocolate bar

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Naked Cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black cola bottle

( nicked one off my son )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown Anus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black eclair

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By *r WhispererMan
over a year ago

brynmawr

Black McDonald’s breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black olive bread stick.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Coral buttons

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By *rOhhhYeaahMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Black Hula Hoops

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"Naked Cheese."

My fave so far

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Black & grey minced chicken?

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By *jk1978Couple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Black sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whiteish toffee

Xxx

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By *im75Her77Couple
over a year ago

937 S.W.

Commando Beef Shepherds Pie

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By *ori69Man
over a year ago

Castlewellan

Black Pasta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue sausage roll... Sounds like a std

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black crisps

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Black sushi

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

White luncheon

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

Blue Peperami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black yogurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black chicken

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Black Bagel

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By *C79Man
over a year ago

Caterham

Commando Banana (genuinely the truth )

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Buff Marmalade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black 'Sensations' Peanut

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Black and commando seems quite popular

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By *hSewSweetWoman
over a year ago

stevenage

Nude Apple

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By *hiskersPurrrWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

Black Coffee Cake

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Black chicken stew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nude chow mein

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By *ikMacMan
over a year ago

Farnborough

Commando Crisp

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By *immo1867Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

White wrap

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

OK...let's see if it works...

Black rice and mushrooms with sweet potatoes prawns and red pesto...

...hmmm doesn't really sound like a rockstar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cowprint toast

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Commando biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White marmite on toast

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Naked shake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hers is Black Fries.

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By *arriedcoupleNECouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Black plum

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

Blue Indian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink Chilli

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By *igRajMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Blue carrot

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Black wagon wheel

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Black Apple.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Neeked Bread. With real butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Almonds

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By *umptruckMan
over a year ago

macclesfield Cheshire

Black donut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black onion rings

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

Purple pasta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Wasabi Peas. Oh wait. Will.I.Aint

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Black Custard Cream.....

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

White peanuts

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Blue Hula Hoops

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By *ay-89Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Turquoise Twirl.

I like it!

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Navy Sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White Digestive

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Black Apple

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Black sausage roll

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By *heHornyWandererMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Red Danish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commando magnum

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

Black banana

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

White quality street - sounds racist

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Ate or consumed?

Consumed...white tango ice blast

Are...white orange lollipop

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Green cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue silk banana

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By *olarMan
over a year ago

woking

Black fish finger sandwich

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Red scone

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

Shit peas.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Nude Apple….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit peas."

This made me laugh haha

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By *inkyRebelMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Black jalprazi

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By *aughtyangel3Man
over a year ago

North West

Naked pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

commando banana

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Black wine gum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked cock

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By *entleman_of_pleasureMan
over a year ago

Manchester

naked unicorn chops

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By *ystic DWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Frilly pasta

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By *ucky88oMan
over a year ago

london

Black burger King

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Graphite Tuna

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By *im n Her 68Couple
over a year ago

Garvagh

None chop. Lol

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Stained gray ready meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peach Cannellini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue bake potato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Corn Nuts

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Naked Stir Fry

LvM

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Commando Rice

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

Nude Porridge \M/

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Pink cookie

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Black sausage

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Black Cauliflower cheese

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Purple sausage

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Black Rustler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Purple sausage "

Kinky

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By *olvesfunguyMan
over a year ago

WOLVERHAMPTON

Black beans on toast with cheese on top

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Pale blue pizza

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By *ilbearniMan
over a year ago

visiting Birmingham

Black Cod

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Red fish cake

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport

Naked muffin

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Black chocolate

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By *just.meMan
over a year ago

hartlepool

Commando burger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black toast

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nude Herring x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White bread

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Blue rice

And

Black lace rice

For us

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By *xciter7169Man
over a year ago

The Midlands

Commando mash

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By *runchlunchleyMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Commando Bombay Bad Boy

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Purple custard creams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red salsa

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Grey chocolate-covered almond.

Really, I think whatever method Kajagoogoo used to get a name was better than this approach.

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

Mr Commando Feta

Mrs Commando Noodles

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Nude chocolate

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By *uninlondon69Man
over a year ago

Tower Bridge South

Red Potato Skin

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Naked hula hoop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Bacon Buttie

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By *immyGGMan
over a year ago

South Cheshire

White Bagel

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire

Black beef

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By *ldbluMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Black satsuma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue Blueberry!

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Commando Cornflakes!

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By *ORBCouple
over a year ago

Dundalk

No porridge.

FFS that's the worst name in history .Bo.

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By *itch and scratchyCouple
over a year ago

Pontefract

Commando Cake

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Blood clot bolognese

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

Black Cheesy Chips & Beans xxx

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Black beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue smoothie

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Ooooooooooooowwwwwwee yeahhhhhhhhhh.

This is Black Chicken-Pitta, make some noise....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black bolognese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink burger Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Rice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red spicy chicken

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By *ovingSussexLifeMan
over a year ago

West Sussex

Blue Waffles

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

Magenta Cheese on toast

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Fizzy cola bottle

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Commando cheese and pickle sarnie.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Green pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black kebab

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By *ay442017Man
over a year ago

bebington

Red grape

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By *edroomBully420Man
over a year ago

ask

None special fried rice or commando special fried rice ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commando granola

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By *ambi4uMan
over a year ago

Saint Helens

Black beef stew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commando sugar puffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black chicken n chips

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