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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I wonder if anybody in the history of mankind has actually tried to shag a camel’s toe.

That would be one for the Darwin awards.

What are you wondering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well now I'm wondering if I should Google "shagging a camels toe"

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m wondering whether to do the Tesco big shop now or later this afternoon.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm wondering why the thought of shagging a camel's toe came into your mind

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Well now I'm wondering if I should Google "shagging a camels toe" "

Risky strategy that one.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’m wondering whether to do the Tesco big shop now or later this afternoon. "

I’d go now whilst it’s quieter, pay day shop it’ll be busy tonight when I go and do my shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m wondering how I’m gonna handle little ones first day at school next week.

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham


"I’m wondering whether to do the Tesco big shop now or later this afternoon. "

Do it now before the second restock if they do one.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Well now I'm wondering if I should Google "shagging a camels toe" "

I have actually just Googled images of camels toes to see if it looks feasible. There isn't much gap between the two toes so you would have to try and cram both in.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’m wondering whether to do the Tesco big shop now or later this afternoon.

I’d go now whilst it’s quieter, pay day shop it’ll be busy tonight when I go and do my shop. "

Ah buggar yeah it’s probably most peoples pay day. Can’t believe it’s September tomorrow! I’m also wondering how that happened so quick!

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

I'm wondering that if a woman is wondering does that make her wonder woman?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'm wondering that if a woman is wondering does that make her wonder woman?"

You can tell if she is wearing knickers over her tights

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Well now I'm wondering if I should Google "shagging a camels toe"

I have actually just Googled images of camels toes to see if it looks feasible. There isn't much gap between the two toes so you would have to try and cram both in. "

Would it be better if the toes were shaved?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’m wondering how I’m gonna handle little ones first day at school next week. "

It’s going to be bitter sweet that’s for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m wondering how I’m gonna handle little ones first day at school next week. "

You'll cry.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


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Would it be better if the toes were shaved? "

I don't have hairy toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m wondering how I’m gonna handle little ones first day at school next week. "

Like a big slobbering mess of a man.

I tear up over my kids all the time, just soak it up, they’re not going for ever pal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m wondering how I’m gonna handle little ones first day at school next week.

Like a big slobbering mess of a man.

I tear up over my kids all the time, just soak it up, they’re not going for ever pal. "

On the plus side.

I’ll have a whole 6 hours to watch Bad Boys 1, 2, and 3. Whilst sitting in my pants, chucking m&m’s done my throat, and sprawling across the sofa.

Not a Chase, Peppa, or Duggee in sight. Not a crayon on Lego piece to stand on for a whole 6 hours.

Ain’t lookin so bad after all. Silver linings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m wondering how I’m gonna handle little ones first day at school next week.

Like a big slobbering mess of a man.

I tear up over my kids all the time, just soak it up, they’re not going for ever pal.

On the plus side.

I’ll have a whole 6 hours to watch Bad Boys 1, 2, and 3. Whilst sitting in my pants, chucking m&m’s done my throat, and sprawling across the sofa.

Not a Chase, Peppa, or Duggee in sight. Not a crayon on Lego piece to stand on for a whole 6 hours.

Ain’t lookin so bad after all. Silver linings. "

Don't get smug about the lego. That shit gets everywhere. Usually when you're doing a little happy dance that you've got some free time. Boom! There it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm wondering why the thought of shagging a camel's toe came into your mind "

Probably saw one in the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m wondering how I’m gonna handle little ones first day at school next week.

Like a big slobbering mess of a man.

I tear up over my kids all the time, just soak it up, they’re not going for ever pal.

On the plus side.

I’ll have a whole 6 hours to watch Bad Boys 1, 2, and 3. Whilst sitting in my pants, chucking m&m’s done my throat, and sprawling across the sofa.

Not a Chase, Peppa, or Duggee in sight. Not a crayon on Lego piece to stand on for a whole 6 hours.

Ain’t lookin so bad after all. Silver linings.

Don't get smug about the lego. That shit gets everywhere. Usually when you're doing a little happy dance that you've got some free time. Boom! There it is. "

It’s likely to bum me as I flop to to couch

Then baffle physicians at how it ended up in there when they see it on the X-ray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m wondering how I’m gonna handle little ones first day at school next week.

Like a big slobbering mess of a man.

I tear up over my kids all the time, just soak it up, they’re not going for ever pal.

On the plus side.

I’ll have a whole 6 hours to watch Bad Boys 1, 2, and 3. Whilst sitting in my pants, chucking m&m’s done my throat, and sprawling across the sofa.

Not a Chase, Peppa, or Duggee in sight. Not a crayon on Lego piece to stand on for a whole 6 hours.

Ain’t lookin so bad after all. Silver linings.

Don't get smug about the lego. That shit gets everywhere. Usually when you're doing a little happy dance that you've got some free time. Boom! There it is.

It’s likely to bum me as I flop to to couch

Then baffle physicians at how it ended up in there when they see it on the X-ray "

There was a toy car up mine this morning

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

It’s likely to bum me as I flop to to couch

Then baffle physicians at how it ended up in there when they see it on the X-ray "

They won't be baffled. They will know you shoved it up yourself for sexual gratification

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’m wondering how I’m gonna handle little ones first day at school next week.

Like a big slobbering mess of a man.

I tear up over my kids all the time, just soak it up, they’re not going for ever pal.

On the plus side.

I’ll have a whole 6 hours to watch Bad Boys 1, 2, and 3. Whilst sitting in my pants, chucking m&m’s done my throat, and sprawling across the sofa.

Not a Chase, Peppa, or Duggee in sight. Not a crayon on Lego piece to stand on for a whole 6 hours.

Ain’t lookin so bad after all. Silver linings.

Don't get smug about the lego. That shit gets everywhere. Usually when you're doing a little happy dance that you've got some free time. Boom! There it is.

It’s likely to bum me as I flop to to couch

Then baffle physicians at how it ended up in there when they see it on the X-ray

There was a toy car up mine this morning "

I bet it was a BMW or an Audi, they’re always up my arse on the M6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Challenge accepted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that's just the start of the long dark nights.....

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I wonder when my husband is going to give me my birthday present. If it's not until the kids are in bed I can guess which shop he went to

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"And that's just the start of the long dark nights..... "

Haha very true.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I wonder when my husband is going to give me my birthday present. If it's not until the kids are in bed I can guess which shop he went to "

Ooh I’d like to see you unwrap it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve shagged one mate , dryanapa and the sand took a layer of bell skin off , dont do it

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington


"I wonder if anybody in the history of mankind has actually tried to shag a camel’s toe.

That would be one for the Darwin awards.

What are you wondering?"
maybe the other way round,, a camel's toe would certainly shag you up if you got it in the nuts,,,

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