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"Y'want some coffee man? I've got a good drip today, it'll blow your balls clean off "Not sure if the NHS plumbing will handle the proceeding shit I’d take… | |||
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"Maybe they are giving up sex completely hence their announcement?" More chance leaving fab for good than leaving sex for good!  | |||
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"Leaving fab is protection against STI? Blimey!" We all know you have to type on the forms while wearing condoms on your fingers. I hope you’ve been practicing safe fabbing! | |||
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"Translation they married and thought they’d caught something but it turned out it wasn’t. " I can imagine the fear is real! | |||
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"Leaving fab is protection against STI? Blimey! We all know you have to type on the forms while wearing condoms on your fingers. I hope you’ve been practicing safe fabbing!" I'm ok I'm married and according to many people we've met that means we can be 'trusted' to be 'clean'.  | |||
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"Y'want some coffee man? I've got a good drip today, it'll blow your balls clean off
Not sure if the NHS plumbing will handle the proceeding shit I’d take…"Ewwh don’t forget to use the toilet brush, some people are gross. Oh and then rinse said brush please. Thank you  | |||
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" Not sure if the NHS plumbing will handle the proceeding shit I’d take… " Why can't you use your own toilet ? | |||
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"Leaving fab is protection against STI? Blimey!" Against sanity? Maybe. Against STI? Sounds legit! | |||
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"Y'want some coffee man? I've got a good drip today, it'll blow your balls clean off
Not sure if the NHS plumbing will handle the proceeding shit I’d take…
Ewwh don’t forget to use the toilet brush, some people are gross. Oh and then rinse said brush please. Thank you " I was just joking but yes I do make sure I leave toilets clean! Hate going into resturant or public toilets. I have to clean up so people don’t think I’m the one who made the mess!! | |||
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" Not sure if the NHS plumbing will handle the proceeding shit I’d take… Why can't you use your own toilet ? " I was already at work by then! | |||
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"Leaving fab is protection against STI? Blimey!" Yep, especially with all the unprotected dick pics thrust upon your eyes without warning ... | |||
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"Y'want some coffee man? I've got a good drip today, it'll blow your balls clean off "Might want to see your GP about that drip... LvM | |||
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"Y'want some coffee man? I've got a good drip today, it'll blow your balls clean off
Might want to see your GP about that drip...
LvM"...man I can't even get a witty retort to that, my inbox would be a mess for the next few da-- Wait no, fuck it: I'm not showing Gwyneth Paltrow my penis again, not after that song Coldplay wrote about it! ...that wasn't worth it, filters up  | |||
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"Do us a favour shut gate when you leave and leave the key in letterbox adios amigo" Or to put it another way, I don't think all the contributors have been reading the OP properly!! Gbat | |||
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"Fortunately I always wear finger condoms while browsing and typing on here. " I always opt for a full Hazmat suit; one can’t be too careful after all….. | |||
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"Fortunately I always wear finger condoms while browsing and typing on here. I always opt for a full Hazmat suit; one can’t be too careful after all….." Definitely very admirable. Better to be safe than sorry. | |||
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"Leaving fab is protection against STI? Blimey!" Based on the amount of single blokes who cant get a meet, I reckon joining is the best protection against galloping knobrot.
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"Fair. It's well known you only get an STI if you're a filthy swinger "Exactly! 3 month quarantine needed upon entering or leaving a swingers clubs!! | |||
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