FabSwingers.com forum: Phrases you roll your eyes at.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which phrases on Fab make you roll your eyes most?

Mine are 'you know who you are.' And the one that really bugs me 'when you know, you know.'

The latter makes think, get a grip. You're not in some super cool exclusive club. You just sound like a child in the playground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big dicks only"

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

""Big dicks"

This also makes me get a grip, nomsayin'?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

'smooth in all the important places'

I'm always bemused by that one. Where are the important places? Edinburgh, Saffron Walden?

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

“To Sydney university…”

Why do you want to stop academic progression?!

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"'smooth in all the important places'

I'm always bemused by that one. Where are the important places? Edinburgh, Saffron Walden?

Oh I

a smooth Saff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only ever eyeroll when I read something completely ridiculous, which thank goodness is rare.

*Narrator - something that can’t be said for others that read Woody’s posts….

Also Theyknowwho is a coy way of saying nobody, I just want to create an air of mystery or I’d like them to think this was for them, but also 14 other men/women I’ve met or hope to meet.

I don’t eyeroll, I appreciate the pro-move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People mentioning cake on the forum

Or on a controversial thread mentioning “popcorn”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“To Sydney university…”

Why do you want to stop academic progression?! "

Haha yes, this one. I'm baffled why Sydney University are stealing people's pics tbh. Surely they're too busy teaching the next wave of scientists, doctors, academics, lawyers etc in Australia to be browsing Fab all day and knicking Sharon from Grimsby pics and doing whatever they're doing with them.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

" at the end of the day " yes its tomorrow your point is ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Been here before so know how it works"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m guaranteed to make you cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“To Sydney university…”

Why do you want to stop academic progression?!

Haha yes, this one. I'm baffled why Sydney University are stealing people's pics tbh. …"

They’re leading a study on how untidy our houses are in the Uk compared to Australia.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m guaranteed to make you cum "

Or even worse "guaranteed to make you squirt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m guaranteed to make you cum

Or even worse "guaranteed to make you squirt""

YESS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m guaranteed to make you cum "

I can guarantee to make you moan. …

(One way or the other )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get alot of messages so use your imagination"....if you had something decent written in your profile then maybe that would give us something to go on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People mentioning cake on the forum

Or on a controversial thread mentioning “popcorn”

These days I’ll settle for milkshake and motorboats

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"People mentioning cake on the forum

Or on a controversial thread mentioning “popcorn”

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This x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When asking for something in a shop and the likes

Can I get?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

They know who they are

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By *osco78Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Add my snap/insta

Blatent trying to see an onlyfans etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People mentioning cake on the forum

Or on a controversial thread mentioning “popcorn”

These days I’ll settle for milkshake and motorboats

Is that a Stereophonics song?

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"here for a good time not a long time"

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

If you get the chance treat them with respect

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

when writing a veri ...... "well what can i say?" and then launch into 2 paragraphs giving all the details.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People mentioning cake on the forum

Or on a controversial thread mentioning “popcorn”

These days I’ll settle for milkshake and motorboats

Is that a Stereophonics song? "

Stero who? Just speaking into existence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have full balls, need them emptying" - just makes us want to invite them round ASAP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who says ‘avoid’ to me!

How fuckin dare they!

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By *illingdon_ladMan
over a year ago

Bicester

It's got to be the classic quality over quantity them showing they have 50+ verifications

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"People mentioning cake on the forum

Or on a controversial thread mentioning “popcorn”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirting been done to death

Cock size

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Will fill this in later...

When user has been on for over a year!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Most of them to be honest but what makes me roll my eyes more lately is people posting google links in the middle of a debate

Google said it so it’s absolute gospel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People mentioning cake on the forum

Or on a controversial thread mentioning “popcorn”

This x"

Guess it's a no for afternoon tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Have full balls, need them emptying" - just makes us want to invite them round ASAP"

I’m bored ! That’s another that wants me to put on my best clothes and go and cheer them up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People mentioning cake on the forum

Or on a controversial thread mentioning “popcorn”

These days I’ll settle for milkshake and motorboats

Is that a Stereophonics song?

Stero who? Just speaking into existence "

And you have no musical taste.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

""Have full balls, need them emptying" - just makes us want to invite them round ASAP

I’m bored ! That’s another that wants me to put on my best clothes and go and cheer them up. "

You mean you don't just turn up with squirty cream

#gutted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Have full balls, need them emptying" - just makes us want to invite them round ASAP

I’m bored ! That’s another that wants me to put on my best clothes and go and cheer them up.

You mean you don't just turn up with squirty cream

#gutted"

Only if they are threatening to leave fab.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Most of them to be honest but what makes me roll my eyes more lately is people posting google links in the middle of a debate

Google said it so it’s absolute gospel! "

Or youtube! The times I've seen YouTube links as evidence in discussions on the Madeleine McCann case, it's scary what people count as research.

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By *4DY-FWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

I’m a virgin - can you help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits out Tuesday.

Oh thank god it's Tuesday.

Any comment where a guy agrees with a woman purely because they think she's hot.

write your own dam reply!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tits out Tuesday.

Oh thank god it's Tuesday.

Any comment where a guy agrees with a woman purely because they think she's hot.

write your own dam reply!!!"

This

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By *rogMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

Guys that say 7 day load who wants it ?

Then 24 hours later 8 day load and so on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I’m not what you’re looking for but….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tits out Tuesday.

Oh thank god it's Tuesday.

Any comment where a guy agrees with a woman purely because they think she's hot.

write your own dam reply!!!

This

I see what you did there

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m a virgin - can you help

I've never cum from oral - can you help ?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Treat her with respect guys.’ - Thank gawd you reminded me of this; I was just about to shit on her head…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fill this in later...

When user has been on for over a year!"

Yesss!!!

Absolutely lazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tits out Tuesday.

Oh thank god it's Tuesday.

Any comment where a guy agrees with a woman purely because they think she's hot.

write your own dam reply!!!"

FYI wet tits Wednesday today

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

""Been here before so know how it works""

You think the world awaits your every breath.

Paul weller was before his time

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

When people put mmmmmmmmm or I don't bite unless you want me to ,yuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read the F'in profile"

If you're getting that much hassle, put filters on and contact people yourself?

Basically, calm down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you shy?

I'm not, I just don't want to talk to you!! Knob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're likely to be inundated with messages".

I've got one less now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry guys having to bulk delete.

Thanks for the fabs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you hard..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab it if you’d lick it.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Sorry, accidentally deleted my entire [insert Fab function which takes multiple steps with confirmation]"

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry guys having to bulk delete.

Thanks for the fabs.

I feel seen

I say thanks for the fabs because I feel guilty ignoring the winks and messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask you a question? NO FUCK OFF

Do women... NO WE ARE NOT A HIVE MIND

Always turn up clean and smelling good. That's a low fucking bar isn't it, Barry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry guys having to bulk delete.

Thanks for the fabs.

I feel seen

I say thanks for the fabs because I feel guilty ignoring the winks and messages!"

I feel no guilt.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

This sites crap , no one meets-from a profile with no pics and barely any text.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry guys having to bulk delete.

Thanks for the fabs.

I feel seen

I say thanks for the fabs because I feel guilty ignoring the winks and messages!

I feel no guilt. "

Imagine my shock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willy Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And just arrived in my inbox:

"I'm in your area"

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

"Which phrases on Fab make you roll your eyes most?

Mine are 'you know who you are.' And the one that really bugs me 'when you know, you know.'

The latter makes think, get a grip. You're not in some super cool exclusive club. You just sound like a child in the playground. "

Well, you are who you are and when you know you know, ya know? I mean, if you have to ask, you'll never know. Right?

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By *skyouneverknowMan
over a year ago

Calne

Small cocks only

Why rule all men out!

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"And just arrived in my inbox:

"I'm in your area""

Or the one I've had "I've seen you before, where abouts do you live /work" & his profile said discretion assured.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NEGATIVE RESULTS- done on xx/xx date. safe to assume everybody is testing right?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

When a profile or status update says - "entertain me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And just arrived in my inbox:

"I'm in your area"

Or the one I've had "I've seen you before, where abouts do you live /work" & his profile said discretion assured."

I'm not that happy talking about work at all, much less to anyone on here!

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"People mentioning cake on the forum

Or on a controversial thread mentioning “popcorn”

What's wrong with cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i roll em they will get dirty and risk getting stood on

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Any mention of cars on a thread about escorts or popular old time strop mags.

Cats when someone mentions pussy.

I don't bite unless you want me too

I guess they were all funny once.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

When someone says on their profile:

"I'm not stupid I know how it works on here. Its's not my 1st rodeo."

No, I bet it's not. It ain't yer 2nd either..... Bet you never been near one!

Then I say in a quiet voice: "Hop on baby." I touch the front of my Stetson to politely acknowledge and I ride off into the Fab Sunset with her arms around my waste.

If I were still drinking & I had Carslberg in my other hand then that would probably go like that....

Oh, it would have a song mentioning rodeo's too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I5_zOrji9I

Sorted. Cue reality!

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Why are you shy?

I'm not, I just don't want to talk to you!! Knob.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Sucks like a dyson lol

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

I can breathe through my ears

and anyone that mentions bashing a cervix

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Status post stating 'looking for a real men'

Says the person with fake hair, fake lashes, fake tits, fake lips, fake ass, fake highly edited pics etc! Oh the irony haha

Just shake my head & add to block list now

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

The cake jokes. The cake thing is massively overplayed now, surely?

When someone is talking about someone famous and the inevitable ‘never heard of them’ comment comes out. Yes my darling. You are unique, thank you for sharing.

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By *edhead72Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham and Ashby

Shits n giggles. Dreadful!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Must be clean & hygienic (who needs to even say this!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People mentioning cake on the forum

Or on a controversial thread mentioning “popcorn”

What's wrong with cake?

It’s an extremely boring, unimaginative thing to say on a thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football bashing comments on a football thread. I've yet to see anything remotely similar for any other sport. It's just tiresome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The cake jokes. The cake thing is massively overplayed now, surely?

When someone is talking about someone famous and the inevitable ‘never heard of them’ comment comes out. Yes my darling. You are unique, thank you for sharing. "

I've had enough cake this year. I'll be joining the gym soon because I'm trying to get big like Tmontana1

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

" It's just tiresome

As tiresome as football?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" It's just tiresome

As tiresome as football?"

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

So how's fab treating you?

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By *ighty DuckMan
over a year ago

andover

“Tell it as it is”

I’ve never met someone who says they are like that , that is commonly liked by others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how's fab treating you?"

Oh yes and had any luck on here

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Fill in later"

"Not here to fuck the whole site"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like me to sit on your face tonight

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By *layTimeEssexCouple
over a year ago

Stansted

""Fill in later"

"Not here to fuck the whole site""

lol when been here more than a year

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"“Tell it as it is”

I’ve never met someone who says they are like that , that is commonly liked by others."

That's true. Mostly they confuse fact with opinion and are telling it how it for *them* and nobody cares

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By *Cocksucker84Man
over a year ago

newcastle

'I'm very fussy/picky' as if they're so entitled they think they're better than most of the people on the site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/08/22 14:36:27]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm taking a break"

Next day "I'm back!"

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Will fill this in later...

When user has been on for over a year!

Yesss!!!

Absolutely lazy

Good job yours is filled out in full

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"People mentioning cake on the forum

Or on a controversial thread mentioning “popcorn”

The cake thing is frustrating. There'll be a thread about something interesting, I look forward to seeing where it goes, and then as soon as someone mentions cake the rest of it isn't worth reading. I wonder if somewhere there's a site for bakers where forum topics get repeatedly and tiresomely derailed with talk of swinging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading this is better than therapy

Side bar...

I'm already totally screwed with all my sound words but,

cake and popcorn = no

Are crisps or chocolate done to death?

Or just no food references at all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'I'm very fussy/picky' as if they're so entitled they think they're better than most of the people on the site.

It’s not entitlement, it’s to stop or reduce the amount of guys who don’t meet the criteria clearly stated in the profile from thinking they’ll be the exception!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

'I'll just pull up a chair'...or something similar

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

""Fill in later"

"Not here to fuck the whole site"

lol when been here more than a year

Precisely! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'I'm very fussy/picky' as if they're so entitled they think they're better than most of the people on the site.

I hate people who have standards! It's a sex site right, pick a number and get in line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'I'm very fussy/picky' as if they're so entitled they think they're better than most of the people on the site.

I hate people who have standards! It's a sex site right, pick a number and get in line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'The lifestyle'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you wearing right now?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"'I'm very fussy/picky' as if they're so entitled they think they're better than most of the people on the site.

As opposed to "I'm not very fussy at all. No barriers to entry here"

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By *ibi_curiousCouple
over a year ago

Shepperton

"feeling horny" when you ask how someone is feeling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""feeling horny" when you ask how someone is feeling!"

You can't handle the truth!

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Leaking Pre Cum...wtf ?? like a weather report on here most days now !

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

When some paperweight knocks at your door for the third time with a mission to sell a radio some just invented company.

"Don't worry it's nothing to worry about".

Great, fuck. Off.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

ffs. read the OP.

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By *oft_SensualTV/TS
over a year ago

Yorkshire

The word 'straight' on someone's profile who persistently messages me..

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

"Most of them to be honest but what makes me roll my eyes more lately is people posting google links in the middle of a debate

Google said it so it’s absolute gospel!

Or youtube! The times I've seen YouTube links as evidence in discussions on the Madeleine McCann case, it's scary what people count as research."

We’re still debating this on fab? FFS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Hi m8 wnt ur cock draining'

Such eloquence

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By *ighty DuckMan
over a year ago

andover

One that does give me a laugh is the

If your profile is only pictures of your dick, I’m not interested

Verifications are only of those where their profiles are exclusively dick pics….

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By *heHornyWandererMan
over a year ago

glasgow

No Tories, no TERFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“ you are so far away … just my luck “

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By *orny guy 6630Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"I'm an X aged woman looking to meet men"

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By *etWetWet453Couple
over a year ago

CAMBERLEY

Referencing another similar post, scroll down to the bottom of our profile to see most used cliches. Yes we`ve made a list.

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"Which phrases on Fab make you roll your eyes most?

Mine are 'you know who you are.' And the one that really bugs me 'when you know, you know.'

The latter makes think, get a grip. You're not in some super cool exclusive club. You just sound like a child in the playground. "

The 'men just don't'...

Realise

Care

Understand

Know

Feel

Listen

Behave

Etc...etc... etc...

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By *4DY-FWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Had to create a new profile as you’ve blocked me…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had to create a new profile as you’ve blocked me…

But they have the same profile pic

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Can accommodate now" - in the update

...like you've been sat waiting for such said opportunity along with everyone else...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think if I'm feeling daft one day I'll put "don't forget your toothbrush" as a status

See what comes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Big dicks only"

Oi, my mate Richard who is 8 feet tall feels personally attacked right now. Give big Richard a chance.

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By *ighty DuckMan
over a year ago

andover

"Had to create a new profile as you’ve blocked me…

But they have the same profile pic

Oh god I’m getting second hand cringe from that. They even acknowledge being blocked

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Think if I'm feeling daft one day I'll put "don't forget your toothbrush" as a status

See what comes"

...let's all do it and see what the fall out is?! Come back and compare notes...

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

“Meet”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People mentioning cake on the forum

Or on a controversial thread mentioning “popcorn”

Yes it’s really bizarre

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By *oodoo666Man
over a year ago

Halifax

After looking on some of your profiles wow naughty proper eye opener Sat here muscle throbbing what's the conversation about again when I'm older I hope I'm as naughty as you,s nice profiles .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People mentioning cake on the forum

Or on a controversial thread mentioning “popcorn”

It’s the netmums/mumsnet lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“What you into?”

Clearly they’ve not bothered to read profile...

Other is:-

“Have you more pics.?”

...and that’s cumming from those individuals who’ve no pics. on their own profile, asking me for more pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The FAB community

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

"I’m guaranteed to make you cum

Or even worse "guaranteed to make you squirt""

I actually said this to someone today it’s my pet hate on here … can wind me up in two seconds haha

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

"Fab it if you’d lick it. "

Are we talking cocks or rulers?

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

"" at the end of the day " yes its tomorrow your point is ?"

I always say "it's night"

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By *valon7Woman
over a year ago

Lancaster

"Which phrases on Fab make you roll your eyes most?

Mine are 'you know who you are.' And the one that really bugs me 'when you know, you know.'

The latter makes think, get a grip. You're not in some super cool exclusive club. You just sound like a child in the playground. "

'Im not here to sleep with the whole of Fab'...followed by about 3 million verifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/08/22 20:29:24]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone hates me.

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By *ad boy maverickMan
over a year ago

basildon

""I get alot of messages so use your imagination"....if you had something decent written in your profile then maybe that would give us something to go on? "

Lol ain't it the truth. Or so.many don't's who.knows what they like !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which phrases on Fab make you roll your eyes most?

Mine are 'you know who you are.' And the one that really bugs me 'when you know, you know.'

The latter makes think, get a grip. You're not in some super cool exclusive club. You just sound like a child in the playground.

'Im not here to sleep with the whole of Fab'...followed by about 3 million verifications.

Sex shaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to be honest, I only care what people say if I have a connection with them

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By *Cocksucker84Man
over a year ago

newcastle

"'I'm very fussy/picky' as if they're so entitled they think they're better than most of the people on the site.

It’s not entitlement, it’s to stop or reduce the amount of guys who don’t meet the criteria clearly stated in the profile from thinking they’ll be the exception! "

I was referring to men which is who I'm more likely to meet given my preferences. My comment still stands. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been around for over a year and their profile has zero photos and their bio reads, "fill in later"

Nae bather hen

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By *Cocksucker84Man
over a year ago

newcastle

"'I'm very fussy/picky' as if they're so entitled they think they're better than most of the people on the site.

I hate people who have standards! It's a sex site right, pick a number and get in line.

It's not about not having standards, but this on its own is a blanket statement. It doesn't actually give anyone a clue as to what the account holder is after. There's loads of profiles on here with this statement and then with very little in the way of what their preferences are with regards to likes/dislikes/ages etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'I'm very fussy/picky' as if they're so entitled they think they're better than most of the people on the site.

I hate people who have standards! It's a sex site right, pick a number and get in line.

So ignore those profiles...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People mentioning cake on the forum

Or on a controversial thread mentioning “popcorn”

This x"

Normally the cliquey forumites that put this...

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"People mentioning cake on the forum

Or on a controversial thread mentioning “popcorn”

This x

Normally the cliquey forumites that put this..."

It’s literally in the rules to not purposely kill off threads with none sense, yet the cake crew do it whenever there’s something they don’t like and no mods seem to care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that mention cliques.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"People that mention cliques.

Or worse, when they call them clicks

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Cliques on here never bother me much. If they get a little annoying I go off and bake a cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that mention cliques.

Or worse, when they call them clicks"

Or say clickety click.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm new to the forum but it seems there's an anti-clique clique

It's meant to be a bit of fun surely.... perhaps that's when the cake comes out, to lighten the humour.

No cake or popcorn shaming. Love all kinds of cake myself but do tend to avoid popcorn, awful for teeth

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Will fill in later (lazy)

Don’t want to sleep with the whole site (cliche)

Can I ask you a question (no you can’t)

I know I’m not your type but (why you messaging then?)

Heavy cummer (turns my stomach)

What you looking for (read my bio)

Are you free today (No)

How much (I’m not a prostitute)

I’m staying at the local travelodge (oh the luxury)

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Which phrases on Fab make you roll your eyes most?

Mine are 'you know who you are.' And the one that really bugs me 'when you know, you know.'

The latter makes think, get a grip. You're not in some super cool exclusive club. You just sound like a child in the playground. "

Oh crumbs!

I have “I am what I am “ on my profile!

I get frustrated with “what are you wearing?”

And any opening message which assumes I will have sex with a guy purely because he is prepared to turn up.

Such as..

“ I can be at yours and dump my cum up you this afternoon”

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By *Cocksucker84Man
over a year ago

newcastle

"'I'm very fussy/picky' as if they're so entitled they think they're better than most of the people on the site.

I hate people who have standards! It's a sex site right, pick a number and get in line.

So ignore those profiles..."

You could say that about every single other profile on this feed that has mentioned something that makes them roll their eyes so tell all of them that as well. Haha.

*rolls eyes*

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Club meets only"

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By *mber and FireCouple
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Genuine. The amount of messages we get that say they are genuine; 4 or 5 times, is ridiculous.

I'm a genuine guy looking for genuine females (another one) or couples, to have genuine fun times with. So come chat with a friendly genuine nice guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, in a message or conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate too read status moaning about someone .I'd never reply or talk too them .avoid the moaners .They are getting the wrong attention ,then wonder why no meets or messages .rolling eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate too read status moaning about someone .I'd never reply or talk too them .avoid the moaners .They are getting the wrong attention ,then wonder why no meets or messages .rolling eyes

Yep, salty statuses are a red flag for sure

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By *r SteelhammerMan
over a year ago

belfast

No single guys but may consider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate too read status moaning about someone .I'd never reply or talk too them .avoid the moaners .They are getting the wrong attention ,then wonder why no meets or messages .rolling eyes

Yep, salty statuses are a red flag for sure"

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By *ensualpleasures69Man
over a year ago

leeds

"When asking for something in a shop and the likes

Can I get? "

No you can’t get it, I serve you and I get it for you…..but you “can have”.

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