FabSwingers.com forum: Cliche veri’s

By *eed.a.signal OP Man
over a year ago

Local

Is it me or does every other veri sound/start the same : “Well what can I say/ Wow”

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Is it me or does every other veri sound/start the same : “Well what can I say/ Wow”"

None of the ones I’ve received seen cliche and the ones I left don’t look too bad either

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

“Show her some respect”

Aye, because I wasn’t planning to … :eyeroll:

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

...fucking Owen Wilson, man.

It's like shagging a fire alarm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frequent flyers:

Treat her well lads...

What fabs all about...

If you're lucky enough to meet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Show her some respect”

Aye, because I wasn’t planning to … :eyeroll:"

^ this

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

Well what can I say, Only one of mine starts with what can I say, and that was tongue in cheek.

I have noticed quite a few that do start that way though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a good cliché, gotta get them all in the one veri.

All the way from "you don't want to miss this one" through to "this person is what fab is about".

Had a few "sucks like a Dyson" myself but that's because they ended up in hospital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Line up, Ladies! Tempted to keep him to myself...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a few "sucks like a Dyson" myself but that's because they ended up in hospital

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By *uit and bootsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Sucks like a pro

A pro what? Footballer, sheep shearer, lamplighter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks like a pro

A pro what? Footballer, sheep shearer, lamplighter? "

A prostitute?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks like a pro

A pro what? Footballer, sheep shearer, lamplighter?

A prostitute? "

Always a highly sought after Veri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should play Veri Bingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks like a pro

A pro what? Footballer, sheep shearer, lamplighter?

A prostitute?

Always a highly sought after Veri

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

Some veris are completely embarrassing. Full of cliches, really graphic and just generally desperate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Real Deal...

What are the rest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some veris are completely embarrassing. Full of cliches, really graphic and just generally desperate. "

Some use it like a social diary more than a Verification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some veris are completely embarrassing. Full of cliches, really graphic and just generally desperate.

Some use it like a social diary more than a Verification"

It's like those trip advisors where they show pics of the food as well. Want to know all the details of how the Cantonese beef tasted.

Fab would be in turmoil of we could attach pics to veris.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some veris are completely embarrassing. Full of cliches, really graphic and just generally desperate.

Some use it like a social diary more than a Verification

It's like those trip advisors where they show pics of the food as well. Want to know all the details of how the Cantonese beef tasted.

Fab would be in turmoil of we could attach pics to veris."

That would be amazing and horrendous at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How people choose to express their excitement doesn't bother me.

I try to see the intent behind rather than the words themselves.

I can struggle at times to leave a verification or even a review elsewhere.

I think I avoid the clichés, though I may be wrong.

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By *eed.a.signal OP Man
over a year ago

Local

"“Show her some respect”

Aye, because I wasn’t planning to … :eyeroll:"

You’d think it was Road Rage gone sexual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How people choose to express their excitement doesn't bother me.

I try to see the intent behind rather than the words themselves.

I can struggle at times to leave a verification or even a review elsewhere.

I think I avoid the clichés, though I may be wrong. "

I actually haven't written many. I'd only hope to give a genuine impression of what a fellow fabber might expect if they were to make a connection.

Which is their personality as much as their ability to knock my socks off, melt my brain with orgasms or general hotness

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

"How people choose to express their excitement doesn't bother me.

I try to see the intent behind rather than the words themselves.

I can struggle at times to leave a verification or even a review elsewhere.

I think I avoid the clichés, though I may be wrong. "

I’d never thought of it in terms of expressing excitement. I probably look at it differently now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How people choose to express their excitement doesn't bother me.

I try to see the intent behind rather than the words themselves.

I can struggle at times to leave a verification or even a review elsewhere.

I think I avoid the clichés, though I may be wrong.

I actually haven't written many. I'd only hope to give a genuine impression of what a fellow fabber might expect if they were to make a connection.

Which is their personality as much as their ability to knock my socks off, melt my brain with orgasms or general hotness

Absolutely, though not everyone is good with words or expressing and may choose to leave verifications.

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By *eed.a.signal OP Man
over a year ago

Local

"Frequent flyers:

Treat her well lads...

What fabs all about...

If you're lucky enough to meet..."

Everyone has their own lottery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate verifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're on a recce for someone who you might respond to and you see a super enthusiastic Veri that has none returned....

Obviously it might be hidden for lots of reasons but I sometimes wonder if it means the enjoyment wasn't quite shared.... Tbh it makes me wary of the poster, how much is genuine and how much is exaggerated for clicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How people choose to express their excitement doesn't bother me.

I try to see the intent behind rather than the words themselves.

I can struggle at times to leave a verification or even a review elsewhere.

I think I avoid the clichés, though I may be wrong.

I’d never thought of it in terms of expressing excitement. I probably look at it differently now. "

I get a little excited writing mine ngl

Some take longer than others when Flashbacks derail me....

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By *eed.a.signal OP Man
over a year ago

Local

"If you're on a recce for someone who you might respond to and you see a super enthusiastic Veri that has none returned....

A bit like First Dates where it’s not reciprocated by the person speaking second

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

It makes me laugh when they say you need to give him a try ladies ,I'll decide if I want to thanks.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I hate verifications.

A+++ would verify again.

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

Ahhh! Fuck, that's just spoilt ours now... Lol

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By *orny DeucesCouple
over a year ago

Mansfield

Fab should offer, badges/achievements.

"Well she's got her sucks like a pro badge"

"Will give them the, not to be missed badge"

They have got the "another time" badge so what do we do?

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By *eed.a.signal OP Man
over a year ago

Local

"Fab should offer, badges/achievements.

"Well she's got her sucks like a pro badge"

"Will give them the, not to be missed badge"

They have got the "another time" badge so what do we do?"

What about a clock badge and a ghostbusters one?

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

There's only so many ways to write "we had sex and it was nice"

After a meet, once I'm dressed and ready to leave I do get a kick out of saying "don't forget to leave a review!" With a wink. I think it's funny after they've been fucking you for 2 hours.

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By *ndisMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

[Removed by poster at 30/08/22 15:06:21]

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Stunning! When you know they're not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one of mine start with. Well what can I say.

So I'm a cliché

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I propose a game of Veri bingo.

First one to get a line wins an undisclosed prize!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘This filthy cum slut sucked harder than a vacuum cleaner prior to the EU’s 2013 Ecodesign regulation directive.

…Treat her with respect guys.’

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By *etWetWet453Couple
over a year ago

CAMBERLEY

Going to steal a few of these to add to our list of most commonly used cliches on the site, at the bottom of our profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘This filthy cum slut sucked harder than a vacuum cleaner prior to the EU’s 2013 Ecodesign regulation directive.

…Treat her with respect guys.’ "

so accurate ! The contradiction in those verifications hurt so much

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Stunning! When you know they're not. "

They may be to that person.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"‘This filthy cum slut sucked harder than a vacuum cleaner prior to the EU’s 2013 Ecodesign regulation directive.

…Treat her with respect guys.’

so accurate ! The contradiction in those verifications hurt so much "

Oi, you can be a cum lover and still get a cup of tea made for you afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stunning! When you know they're not.

They may be to that person.

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘This filthy cum slut sucked harder than a vacuum cleaner prior to the EU’s 2013 Ecodesign regulation directive.

…Treat her with respect guys.’

so accurate ! The contradiction in those verifications hurt so much

Oi, you can be a cum lover and still get a cup of tea made for you afterwards.

Where is my cup of tea then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘This filthy cum slut sucked harder than a vacuum cleaner prior to the EU’s 2013 Ecodesign regulation directive.

…Treat her with respect guys.’

so accurate ! The contradiction in those verifications hurt so much

Oi, you can be a cum lover and still get a cup of tea made for you afterwards.

Where is my cup of tea then ? "

Wait ?! What did I just imply ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star system like online shopping:

Boobs: ***

Ass: ****

Sucks: *****

Takes it like a champ: *****

Keeps it simple, easier on the grey cells

Could get a comparison table going too... Fabber of the Month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘This filthy cum slut sucked harder than a vacuum cleaner prior to the EU’s 2013 Ecodesign regulation directive.

…Treat her with respect guys.’

so accurate ! The contradiction in those verifications hurt so much

Oi, you can be a cum lover and still get a cup of tea made for you afterwards.

Hey!! Nobody told ME!!!

I've been cheated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhh! Fuck, that's just spoilt ours now... Lol

Hardly.... your veri's are positively pristine

(Yes I peeked

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"‘This filthy cum slut sucked harder than a vacuum cleaner prior to the EU’s 2013 Ecodesign regulation directive.

…Treat her with respect guys.’

so accurate ! The contradiction in those verifications hurt so much

Oi, you can be a cum lover and still get a cup of tea made for you afterwards.

Where is my cup of tea then ? "

As a true gentleman, I always like to make the lady a nice cup of tea prior to her oral attention upon me; she is then able to wash down my rancid man sludge and will hopefully not complain too much about the taste of the vile load….

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Star system like online shopping … Could get a comparison table going too... Fabber of the Month

Oh my. I’m ready for this idea. My inner statistics geek is grinning from ear to ear. I’ll set up a spreadsheet …

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By *eed.a.signal OP Man
over a year ago

Local

Who is going to be the 1st to leave a star system on their next verification?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star system like online shopping … Could get a comparison table going too... Fabber of the Month

Oh my. I’m ready for this idea. My inner statistics geek is grinning from ear to ear. I’ll set up a spreadsheet …"

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Star system like online shopping … Could get a comparison table going too... Fabber of the Month

Oh my. I’m ready for this idea. My inner statistics geek is grinning from ear to ear. I’ll set up a spreadsheet …

Like in macds! Employee of the month!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Who is going to be the 1st to leave a star system on their next verification?"

If I meet anyone from this thread, I won’t be able to resist doing it.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Is it me or does every other veri sound/start the same : “Well what can I say/ Wow”"

Tbh the ones beginning like that tell us that they have absolutely nothing to say about the person/profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's got a massive cock and he knows how to use it.

If it doesn't say that on a profile, I'm not meeting them. Just in case they don't know how to use it and they try to brush my hair with their massive cock.

Actually that would be quite nice.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I licked him he’s mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well what can I say about this one? He can tongue fuck my asshole for hours on end! He's a real one ladies, don't pass him by and treat him with respect when he tongue fucks your internal chocolate walls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I licked Erect Jim he’s mine "

He is mine !!!

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By *eed.a.signal OP Man
over a year ago

Local

"He's got a massive cock and he knows how to use it.

If it doesn't say that on a profile, I'm not meeting them. Just in case they don't know how to use it and they try to brush my hair with their massive cock.

Actually that would be quite nice. "

Careful, might use it as a hose instead of turning the gas hob off lol

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By *eed.a.signal OP Man
over a year ago

Local

"Well what can I say about this one? He can tongue fuck my asshole for hours on end! He's a real one ladies, don't pass him by and treat him with respect when he tongue fucks your internal chocolate walls."

Only if there was a gogglebox for these meets!

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By *skyouneverknowMan
over a year ago

Calne

House smelt of cat piss, need to improve personal hygiene but sucked like a dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant wait for round 2!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Once upon a time, in a vagina far, far away...

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Do not pass them by! Don’t get it

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I licked Erect Jim he’s mine

He is mine !!! "

. Jim is everyone’s!! You’ll always be mine though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I licked Erect Jim he’s mine

He is mine !!!

. Jim is everyone’s!! You’ll always be mine though.

Let me put my fishing rod inside your tuna tunnel

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I licked Erect Jim he’s mine

He is mine !!!

. Jim is everyone’s!! You’ll always be mine though.

Let me put my fishing rod inside your tuna tunnel "

That made my flaps flutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once upon a time, in a vagina far, far away... "

How far though.... coz I only travel 20miles tops and my curfew is 7pm

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By *orkshireDrifterMan
over a year ago

Bridlington.

Not everyone is particularly imaginative with their written ability but they may have been a great fuck.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In real life " , ok batman lol.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Line up, Ladies! Tempted to keep him to myself..."

That's just selfish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You took that directly from our profile, didn't you?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I like trying to cram as many cliches as I can into verifications or make them as bad as possible, then see if they will post them

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"I like trying to cram as many cliches as I can into verifications or make them as bad as possible, then see if they will post them "

Hey, now I feel like we have failed a test

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I like trying to cram as many cliches as I can into verifications or make them as bad as possible, then see if they will post them

Hey, now I feel like we have failed a test

I should say that I used to

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"I like trying to cram as many cliches as I can into verifications or make them as bad as possible, then see if they will post them

Hey, now I feel like we have failed a test

I should say that I used to "

Hmmmm, if you say so

Either way we are proud to display your veri so it doesn't really matter does it

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I like trying to cram as many cliches as I can into verifications or make them as bad as possible, then see if they will post them

Hey, now I feel like we have failed a test

I should say that I used to

Hmmmm, if you say so

Either way we are proud to display your veri so it doesn't really matter does it

I’m glad that you do! I was proud to give it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's got a massive cock and he knows how to use it.

If it doesn't say that on a profile, I'm not meeting them. Just in case they don't know how to use it and they try to brush my hair with their massive cock.

Actually that would be quite nice. "

Hands free?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Line up, Ladies! Tempted to keep him to myself...

That's just selfish.

I didn't write it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it me or does every other veri sound/start the same : “Well what can I say/ Wow”"

I’ve never had one of those

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Star system like online shopping:

Boobs: ***

Ass: ****

Sucks: *****

Takes it like a champ: *****

Keeps it simple, easier on the grey cells

Could get a comparison table going too... Fabber of the Month

Maybe frequent flyer miles?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Line up, Ladies! Tempted to keep him to myself...

That's just selfish.

I didn't write it...

Ah, you're one of those that just copy and paste eh!

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Is it me or does every other veri sound/start the same : “Well what can I say/ Wow”

I’ve never had one of those

It's a good thing, believe me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Line up, Ladies! Tempted to keep him to myself...

That's just selfish.

I didn't write it...

Ah, you're one of those that just copy and paste eh!

Yeah I've written soooo many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks like a pro

A pro what? Footballer, sheep shearer, lamplighter?

A prostitute?

Always a highly sought after Veri

Could suck a golf ball down a garden hose

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By *ittleMyWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

"Should play Veri Bingo"

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Going to steal a few of these to add to our list of most commonly used cliches on the site, at the bottom of our profile."

Great profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star system like online shopping:

Boobs: ***

Ass: ****

Sucks: *****

Takes it like a champ: *****

Keeps it simple, easier on the grey cells

Could get a comparison table going too... Fabber of the Month

Maybe frequent flyer miles?"

Cash them in for free event tickets or free site supporter

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Treat her with respect guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it me or does every other veri sound/start the same : “Well what can I say/ Wow”

I’ve never had one of those

It's a good thing, believe me

Haha. Someone wrote one like that about me …

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Is it me or does every other veri sound/start the same : “Well what can I say/ Wow”

I’ve never had one of those

It's a good thing, believe me

Haha. Someone wrote one like that about me …

You prob left them lost for words

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By *etWetWet453Couple
over a year ago

CAMBERLEY

"Going to steal a few of these to add to our list of most commonly used cliches on the site, at the bottom of our profile.

Great profile

"
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Thank you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Next veri we write will simply say "exists", and that will be it

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By *eard and TattsCouple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

These are brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to bag her head but she was a sound lay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had to bag her head but she was a sound lay"

Are these the veris you give?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Next veri we write will simply say "exists", and that will be it

I met a couple who's very was purely "met in person". Turned out it said a lot about them haha

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By *ndisMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is it me or does every other veri sound/start the same : “Well what can I say/ Wow”"

Your first verification starts with wow!

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