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If you were the last man on earth and Susan Boyle was the last woman on earth...

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

would you save humanity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I have a gun or would I have to get in close and use a knife?

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere

could always use a skuddy mag and a turkey baster??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would I have a gun or would I have to get in close and use a knife? "

She means impregnate her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"could always use a skuddy mag and a turkey baster??"

What is a skuddy mag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww....pooo Suze...leave ur alain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would I have a gun or would I have to get in close and use a knife?

She means impregnate her! "

Hell fire would you?

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere


"could always use a skuddy mag and a turkey baster??

What is a skuddy mag?"

skuddy mag,..was what my big brothers used to call porn mags! lol

cause they were in the "skuddy",..sottish term for naked

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Awww....pooo Suze...leave ur alain! "
lmao.....i assumed most would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would I have a gun or would I have to get in close and use a knife?

She means impregnate her!

Hell fire would you? "

I'd suck it out of you and spit it in through a funnel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"could always use a skuddy mag and a turkey baster??

What is a skuddy mag?

skuddy mag,..was what my big brothers used to call porn mags! lol

cause they were in the "skuddy",..sottish term for naked"

Ahh a jazmag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would I have a gun or would I have to get in close and use a knife?

She means impregnate her!

Hell fire would you?

I'd suck it out of you and spit it in through a funnel "

I feel like a condemned man who is going to be boiled in a big pot and eaten by cannibals being offered the chance to blow his brains out first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would I have a gun or would I have to get in close and use a knife?

She means impregnate her!

Hell fire would you?

I'd suck it out of you and spit it in through a funnel

I feel like a condemned man who is going to be boiled in a big pot and eaten by cannibals being offered the chance to blow his brains out first. "

Oh it would blow your mind no doubt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets balance this up. Girls if Simon Cowell was the last man.......?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lets balance this up. Girls if Simon Cowell was the last man.......?"

Or worse.... George Osbourne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lets balance this up. Girls if Simon Cowell was the last man.......?"

No I would do Cowell instead even if it hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our subo is a lovely person .x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our subo is a lovely person .x"

Well that's the way the media have decided to portray her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You dont have to look at the mantlepiece ehen stoking the fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You dont have to look at the mantlepiece ehen stoking the fire

"

Is that a little yes Mr sexycouple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humanity is doomed I've been snipped. But as long as theres plenty of booze left Suzy and I would have some fun.

Eh oil painting I aint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You dont have to look at the mantlepiece ehen stoking the fire

Is that a little yes Mr sexycouple? "

No mrs sexy, dave said dont have to look, but it fooking helps, no hope then xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a feeling I'd need to bring a machete to fight back a subo bush, but for humanity...she'd get it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a feeling I'd need to bring a machete to fight back a subo bush, but for humanity...she'd get it!"

Topman, take one for the team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better looking and slimmer than some on here and she can sing .... err but no ta lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a feeling I'd need to bring a machete to fight back a subo bush, but for humanity...she'd get it!"

5 Stars for bhamMan we will all cheer you on.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is this a "if you were the only Boyle in the world" thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a "if you were the only Boyle in the world" thread?"

Love it! Nearly wet myself laughing at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a tough job but someone's got to do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I choose Frankie Boyle instead

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Our subo is a lovely person .x

Well that's the way the media have decided to portray her. "

she libes in the next village to me and is actually a lovely person.

Fuch, did I type that outloud??

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

**lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if id 8 pints and its closing time id do subo never mind last humans on earth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would fuck her senseless. Who wouldnt want humanity to be based on their genepool lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our subo is a lovely person .x

Well that's the way the media have decided to portray her.

she libes in the next village to me and is actually a lovely person.

Fuch, did I type that outloud?? "

You can keep her their

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**lives"

Should I point out you spelt fuch instead of fuck to

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

No.. That was deliberate!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No.. That was deliberate!! "

Yeah yeah whatevvvveeeerrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd find a sperm bank and a turkey baster.

Unleash a population spawned from Simon Cowell or George Osbourne? No way.

There must be loads of perfectly fine DNA stashed in fertility clinics and the like. I'd find some with promising genetics and do my best to continue the species responsibly, with quality children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our subo is a lovely person .x

Well that's the way the media have decided to portray her.

she libes in the next village to me and is actually a lovely person.

Fuch, did I type that outloud?? "

She seems it. I thought the way she was treated when she first became known was awful. Exploitation of someone simply not equipped to cope with it. Disgusting.

I hope she's happy and comfortable now.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

She might be well up for it, wasn't sus having an anal bum party the other week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our subo is a lovely person .x

Well that's the way the media have decided to portray her.

she libes in the next village to me and is actually a lovely person.

Fuch, did I type that outloud??

You can keep her their "

Should I point out you got the wrong their

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just think of it as a bushtucker trial,once the cobwebs are out the way,your gonna get a star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then I'd leave an apology note....and lay down to wait for the enivitable...lol...(the end of the world)....no one should ever have to make such a sacrifice!

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Would she still have her Movember?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't even wank over Susan Boyle let alone fuck her. Humanity would be doomed and the Universe would have to just trundle along without us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't.... But my mate Lance would....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah well, the world doesn't really need people anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the human race would be doomed... The planet may well end up being populated by a new species that are half human half Alpaca

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

On her hands n knees....no problem......

WOOOO......I'VE SAVED THE WORLD...

David

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think James Bond would take that misson on!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"**lives"

*grazes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She would be at 15 Pinter at the very least .....on second thought , no chance

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd make her sing some high notes for sure.

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By *winkletoes80Woman
over a year ago

redditch

No offence to be taken please ! But have you seen some of the women and men on here ! Everyone is different and I'm sure she is someone's type , she is a brill singer and no doubt a lovely person !

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby


"would you save humanity? "

I'd enjoy the peace and quiet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I would rather have a wank and get her to put inside herself! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go park my wagon where ever I wanted , noooooo traffic wardens lol, as for Mrs Boyle and the human race , I'd turn out the light on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No offence to be taken please ! But have you seen some of the women and men on here ! Everyone is different and I'm sure she is someone's type , she is a brill singer and no doubt a lovely person ! "

We'll agree to differ on the singing, but it still wouldn't make me want to shag her. Couldn't shag any woman that can grow a better beard than me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would google artificial insemination... Simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would google artificial insemination... Simples "

But there aren't any vets left to preform the op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you horrors

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby

Thing is if there was only one man and one woman left alive any offspring would end up interbreeding so you'd end up with a human race of imbeciles with webbed feet and seven fingers on each hand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thing is if there was only one man and one woman left alive any offspring would end up interbreeding so you'd end up with a human race of imbeciles with webbed feet and seven fingers on each hand... "

which raises another interesting question?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Don't know why it is that I dislike stuff slagging Subo off yet if it was Nadine Dorries/Simon Cowell/various politicos of all shades/Jezza Kyle I'd probably be in like a shot with my wisecracks - maybe it's cos I perceive Subo as vulnerable whereas the others aren't...anyways, I'm fairly sure she won't be reading this thread so it won't bother her and her pots of money at all

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Thing is if there was only one man and one woman left alive any offspring would end up interbreeding so you'd end up with a human race of imbeciles with webbed feet and seven fingers on each hand...

which raises another interesting question?"

Yep, it happened in Cumbria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know why it is that I dislike stuff slagging Subo off yet if it was Nadine Dorries/Simon Cowell/various politicos of all shades/Jezza Kyle I'd probably be in like a shot with my wisecracks - maybe it's cos I perceive Subo as vulnerable whereas the others aren't...anyways, I'm fairly sure she won't be reading this thread so it won't bother her and her pots of money at all "

Probs because her appearance on x factor made us all hyper-aware of what crap we are for making value judgements based purely on appearance.

This thread is repeating that crap.

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By *hynottsCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

Had the snip so thats it the end of life

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.

Has any of you guy's thought she may think the same about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has any of you guy's thought she may think the same about you? "

Is she a member? Maybe that was her profile I saw during Movember.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Judging by another thread, the concesus is that a good majority of the single guys on here think anything is better than a wank! So... Only SB left on the planet and my right hand.. Is there alcohol? Are drugs still avaiable?

Hmm.. On my own and just SB... Damn that woman is starting to look attractive!

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By *955vintageMan
over a year ago

itchen stoke


"Would fuck her senseless. Who wouldnt want humanity to be based on their genepool lol"

like others i have had tge snip but i would make sure she had a good time isn't that what the doggy position was invented for?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Thing is if there was only one man and one woman left alive any offspring would end up interbreeding so you'd end up with a human race of imbeciles with webbed feet and seven fingers on each hand...

which raises another interesting question?"
Yes it does if you wish to over analyse a light hearted thread......go ahead be my guest.....and lets have no troll references for a change eh?

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm told the hashtag for Susan's recent CD launch party is

#SUSANALBUMPARTY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd turn gay instantly........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She may have asked herself same question about the o p hence still being a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two people could not save humanity, not a big enough gene pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"could always use a skuddy mag and a turkey baster??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as she promised not to sing Wild Horses. Ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would with a bag over her head, and would have to do over from behide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im guessing seeing as there would be no one else about to take the piss most guys would go for it

and after 10 years of no sex all of them would lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"As long as she promised not to sing Wild Horses. Ever"
Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon her child bearing years have passed im out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oddly enough I can feel a bout of ED comming on!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Oddly enough I can feel a bout of ED comming on!

"
Listen to your inner voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any holes a goal

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