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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a cut head, the tailgate and my head decided to get close .......... toooo close .............. and I saw stars ............... why oh why do I have the only tailgate on a car that doesnt go up properly .............

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How? I hope you are ok and it's not serious enough to warrant a trip to A&E

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"I have a cut head, the tailgate and my head decided to get close .......... toooo close .............. and I saw stars ............... why oh why do I have the only tailgate on a car that doesnt go up properly ............. "

Oh Minxie........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lifted tailgate, bent inwards to deposit laptop and stuff and wham ............ head and tailgate connected, I get knocked backwards a bit and see stars, lots of em ........... and its cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New gas struts are your answer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"New gas struts are your answer. "

I have a new one on ........... thats wot stops it going up properly but as its new I forget to push it up that last bit .......

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Might have knocked some sense in

If you've got an egg put some butter on it, that's what my mom always did to my bumps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New gas struts are your answer.

I have a new one on ........... thats wot stops it going up properly but as its new I forget to push it up that last bit ....... "

Sounds like its not working 100% as it should push the tail gate up high. Try a bit of wd40 on the strut (silver part) but only a little bit as lube helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New gas struts are your answer.

I have a new one on ........... thats wot stops it going up properly but as its new I forget to push it up that last bit ....... "

ouch , hope your ok x .

sounds like the gas struts are the wrong ones for your car to be honest , it should push out to the end of the rams travel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Might have knocked some sense in

If you've got an egg put some butter on it, that's what my mom always did to my bumps. "

butter wont help with a cut ......... but thank u

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"New gas struts are your answer.

I have a new one on ........... thats wot stops it going up properly but as its new I forget to push it up that last bit .......

Sounds like its not working 100% as it should push the tail gate up high. Try a bit of wd40 on the strut (silver part) but only a little bit as lube helps "

ok thank will do that tomorrow, then again might find someone else to do it cos I might bump my head again otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why was I not surprised to see it was you minxie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"New gas struts are your answer.

I have a new one on ........... thats wot stops it going up properly but as its new I forget to push it up that last bit .......

ouch , hope your ok x .

sounds like the gas struts are the wrong ones for your car to be honest , it should push out to the end of the rams travel

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it is the right one - proper part cos there aren't other parts on the market that fit my car

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"why was I not surprised to see it was you minxie "

cos no one else drives my car???!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why was I not surprised to see it was you minxie

cos no one else drives my car???!! lol "

only you could headbutt your tailgate lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How? I hope you are ok and it's not serious enough to warrant a trip to A&E"

nope was a brave soldier and didnt go to A&E lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"why was I not surprised to see it was you minxie

cos no one else drives my car???!! lol

only you could headbutt your tailgate lol "

I can't really argue with that point can I, although I don't think I am the only person that will have ever done this surely

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

I agree..... Butters good on toast

Lie down and get some ice on it and take one para and one ibuprofen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I agree..... Butters good on toast

Lie down and get some ice on it and take one para and one ibuprofen "

have to be two paras am allergic to ibuprofen lol typical huh

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Its just ibuprofens an anti inflamatory..... Anyway no ones asked...... Hows the tailgate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its just ibuprofens an anti inflamatory..... Anyway no ones asked...... Hows the tailgate "

bloody hard and aggressive and not nice ...............

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its just ibuprofens an anti inflamatory..... Anyway no ones asked...... Hows the tailgate "

am allergic to all anti inflammatories

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Well get it sorted asap so theres no rematch..... Have you got frozen peas or something on it.... I hope the pains eased somewhat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well get it sorted asap so theres no rematch..... Have you got frozen peas or something on it.... I hope the pains eased somewhat "

thank u

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"I have a cut head, the tailgate and my head decided to get close .......... toooo close .............. and I saw stars ............... why oh why do I have the only tailgate on a car that doesnt go up properly ............. "

TLC on it's way!

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

My pleasure Im a docker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a cut head, the tailgate and my head decided to get close .......... toooo close .............. and I saw stars ............... why oh why do I have the only tailgate on a car that doesnt go up properly .............

TLC on it's way!"

thank u

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My pleasure Im a docker "

I've had a hit on the head, it must have made me senseless - tell me the connection with my head and u being a docker ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need locking up in a padded cell for your own good!!

Only joking, hope your head feels better soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need locking up in a padded cell for your own good!!

Only joking, hope your head feels better soon "

am smiling although the pain is going down my nose as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh minxie, need to wrap you in cotton wool, kiss better xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohh minxie, need to wrap you in cotton wool, kiss better xxx"

thank u - hows the baby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohh minxie, need to wrap you in cotton wool, kiss better xxx

thank u - hows the baby? "

Shes soo cute, just got back from there, son called, baby wouldnt latch on so mum to the rescue,wheres me costume?

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

It was an advert this guy asks is there a doctor in the house because his gf had hurt her legs...... After checking out her legs he said I thought you asked for a docker

With me now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was an advert this guy asks is there a doctor in the house because his gf had hurt her legs...... After checking out her legs he said I thought you asked for a docker

With me now "

yep haha am with u now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohh minxie, need to wrap you in cotton wool, kiss better xxx

thank u - hows the baby?

Shes soo cute, just got back from there, son called, baby wouldnt latch on so mum to the rescue,wheres me costume?"

awwww and blesss her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohh minxie, need to wrap you in cotton wool, kiss better xxx

thank u - hows the baby?

Shes soo cute, just got back from there, son called, baby wouldnt latch on so mum to the rescue,wheres me costume?

awwww and blesss her "

Yeh ahh bless, up for work at five, but told rm to ring in hour if still not fed, gave her boiled water to stop dehydrating

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

I cant remember what the ad was for.....

Anyone know??

Anyway your laughing now which is Dr Neils prefered tonic

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Ohh minxie, need to wrap you in cotton wool, kiss better xxx

thank u - hows the baby?

Shes soo cute, just got back from there, son called, baby wouldnt latch on so mum to the rescue,wheres me costume?

awwww and blesss her

Yeh ahh bless, up for work at five, but told rm to ring in hour if still not fed, gave her boiled water to stop dehydrating"

Can't she express some milk for the time being?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Having just woke up, am now going to bed to be safe hopefully lol

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"You need locking up in a padded cell for your own good!!

Only joking, hope your head feels better soon "
she needs locking up in that padded cell for our own good

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

After concluding a thorough risk assesment, given the bumps, bangs, electrical mishaps, etc, the government department of busy body namby pamby interfering health and safety nincompoops have taken the drastic measures of issueing you specific guidelines ....

1. Dont touch it

2. Dont use it

3. If in doubt please ring 0800 im not safe...

Pleade see.below correct health and safrty equipment...(specifically for Miss M. Minx)

1. Person or persons to walk in front of you waving a red flag , ..

1. Hazard warning tape,... (Please wrap around yourself) the number of wraps should indicate how dangerous you think you ll be..

2. Hi vis jacket ..to warn others of your approach.. if you can also use an audible warning (minx approaching, seems to suffice) where possible..

Many thanks

Mr i p knightly.

Hope the bumps feeling better today..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After concluding a thorough risk assesment, given the bumps, bangs, electrical mishaps, etc, the government department of busy body namby pamby interfering health and safety nincompoops have taken the drastic measures of issueing you specific guidelines ....

1. Dont touch it

2. Dont use it

3. If in doubt please ring 0800 im not safe...

Pleade see.below correct health and safrty equipment...(specifically for Miss M. Minx)

1. Person or persons to walk in front of you waving a red flag , ..

1. Hazard warning tape,... (Please wrap around yourself) the number of wraps should indicate how dangerous you think you ll be..

2. Hi vis jacket ..to warn others of your approach.. if you can also use an audible warning (minx approaching, seems to suffice) where possible..

Many thanks

Mr i p knightly.

Hope the bumps feeling better today.. "

The only person who would have as much protection and mollycodling is the US President. mmmmmm thinks...... would Minxie make US President if she were given such proctection?? mmmmm Nah, the Yanks cause enough chaos and mayhem on their own without help from President elect Minxie!!!

Anyway, Minixie's bumps wouldn't get half the attention as they do as a Fabster!! lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"why was I not surprised to see it was you minxie

cos no one else drives my car???!! lol

only you could headbutt your tailgate lol

I can't really argue with that point can I, although I don't think I am the only person that will have ever done this surely "

Not something I do.

My speciality is not waiting till people have moved all the way out of the way and smacking the backs of their heads with the tailgate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why was I not surprised to see it was you minxie

cos no one else drives my car???!! lol

only you could headbutt your tailgate lol

I can't really argue with that point can I, although I don't think I am the only person that will have ever done this surely

Not something I do.

My speciality is not waiting till people have moved all the way out of the way and smacking the backs of their heads with the tailgate... "

Is that when you're loading your victims - sorry, meets - into the boot?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"why was I not surprised to see it was you minxie

cos no one else drives my car???!! lol

only you could headbutt your tailgate lol

I can't really argue with that point can I, although I don't think I am the only person that will have ever done this surely

Not something I do.

My speciality is not waiting till people have moved all the way out of the way and smacking the backs of their heads with the tailgate...

Is that when you're loading your victims - sorry, meets - into the boot? "

Of course not!!!

Btw Obi, you wouldn't heavy thing I have in the boot would ya?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"why was I not surprised to see it was you minxie

cos no one else drives my car???!! lol

only you could headbutt your tailgate lol

I can't really argue with that point can I, although I don't think I am the only person that will have ever done this surely

Not something I do.

My speciality is not waiting till people have moved all the way out of the way and smacking the backs of their heads with the tailgate... "

oh bugger, u mean there is a different concept to banging a head on the tailgate, jeeeeeeeeeeez dont think I can keep up here lol .........

Me thinks cars are dangerous things, oh well ........ I'll just try driving it in future .............

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After concluding a thorough risk assesment, given the bumps, bangs, electrical mishaps, etc, the government department of busy body namby pamby interfering health and safety nincompoops have taken the drastic measures of issueing you specific guidelines ....

1. Dont touch it

2. Dont use it

3. If in doubt please ring 0800 im not safe...

Pleade see.below correct health and safrty equipment...(specifically for Miss M. Minx)

1. Person or persons to walk in front of you waving a red flag , ..

1. Hazard warning tape,... (Please wrap around yourself) the number of wraps should indicate how dangerous you think you ll be..

2. Hi vis jacket ..to warn others of your approach.. if you can also use an audible warning (minx approaching, seems to suffice) where possible..

Many thanks

Mr i p knightly.

Hope the bumps feeling better today.. "

Killing ..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After concluding a thorough risk assesment, given the bumps, bangs, electrical mishaps, etc, the government department of busy body namby pamby interfering health and safety nincompoops have taken the drastic measures of issueing you specific guidelines ....

1. Dont touch it

2. Dont use it

3. If in doubt please ring 0800 im not safe...

Pleade see.below correct health and safrty equipment...(specifically for Miss M. Minx)

1. Person or persons to walk in front of you waving a red flag , ..

1. Hazard warning tape,... (Please wrap around yourself) the number of wraps should indicate how dangerous you think you ll be..

2. Hi vis jacket ..to warn others of your approach.. if you can also use an audible warning (minx approaching, seems to suffice) where possible..

Many thanks

Mr i p knightly.

Hope the bumps feeling better today..

The only person who would have as much protection and mollycodling is the US President. mmmmmm thinks...... would Minxie make US President if she were given such proctection?? mmmmm Nah, the Yanks cause enough chaos and mayhem on their own without help from President elect Minxie!!!

Anyway, Minixie's bumps wouldn't get half the attention as they do as a Fabster!! lol "

President elect !!!!! does this make me important ???!!!?!?!?!? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1. Hazard warning tape,... (Please wrap around yourself) the number of wraps should indicate how dangerous you think you ll be..

I'll have a postage style sized patch but only if its the pretty stuff - u know red/yellow ........... dont want common or garden blue n white ....... dont wanna scare victims ....... errr sorry meets off lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"why was I not surprised to see it was you minxie

cos no one else drives my car???!! lol

only you could headbutt your tailgate lol

I can't really argue with that point can I, although I don't think I am the only person that will have ever done this surely

Not something I do.

My speciality is not waiting till people have moved all the way out of the way and smacking the backs of their heads with the tailgate...

Is that when you're loading your victims - sorry, meets - into the boot?

Of course not!!!

Btw Obi, you wouldn't help with the heavy thing I have in the boot would ya? "

oops, a little editing needed there, may have got carried away thinking about Obi assisting me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why was I not surprised to see it was you minxie

cos no one else drives my car???!! lol

only you could headbutt your tailgate lol

I can't really argue with that point can I, although I don't think I am the only person that will have ever done this surely

Not something I do.

My speciality is not waiting till people have moved all the way out of the way and smacking the backs of their heads with the tailgate...

Is that when you're loading your victims - sorry, meets - into the boot?

Of course not!!!

Btw Obi, you wouldn't help with the heavy thing I have in the boot would ya?

oops, a little editing needed there, may have got carried away thinking about Obi assisting me "

Am I going to put my back out doing this?

*chucks hard hat in boot!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"why was I not surprised to see it was you minxie

cos no one else drives my car???!! lol

only you could headbutt your tailgate lol

I can't really argue with that point can I, although I don't think I am the only person that will have ever done this surely

Not something I do.

My speciality is not waiting till people have moved all the way out of the way and smacking the backs of their heads with the tailgate...

Is that when you're loading your victims - sorry, meets - into the boot?

Of course not!!!

Btw Obi, you wouldn't help with the heavy thing I have in the boot would ya?

oops, a little editing needed there, may have got carried away thinking about Obi assisting me

Am I going to put my back out doing this?

*chucks hard hat in boot! "

Only if you're doing it right!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"After concluding a thorough risk assesment, given the bumps, bangs, electrical mishaps, etc, the government department of busy body namby pamby interfering health and safety nincompoops have taken the drastic measures of issueing you specific guidelines ....

1. Dont touch it

2. Dont use it

3. If in doubt please ring 0800 im not safe...

Pleade see.below correct health and safrty equipment...(specifically for Miss M. Minx)

1. Person or persons to walk in front of you waving a red flag , ..

1. Hazard warning tape,... (Please wrap around yourself) the number of wraps should indicate how dangerous you think you ll be..

2. Hi vis jacket ..to warn others of your approach.. if you can also use an audible warning (minx approaching, seems to suffice) where possible..

Many thanks

Mr i p knightly.

Hope the bumps feeling better today..

Killing .......... "

Awww,. . you must have tw**ted yourself good and proper..

Any damage to the car..??? The insurance form would get some titters if you claimed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a cut head, the tailgate and my head decided to get close .......... toooo close .............. and I saw stars ............... why oh why do I have the only tailgate on a car that doesnt go up properly ............. "

Aaaaw kiss it better for ya Minxie X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After concluding a thorough risk assesment, given the bumps, bangs, electrical mishaps, etc, the government department of busy body namby pamby interfering health and safety nincompoops have taken the drastic measures of issueing you specific guidelines ....

1. Dont touch it

2. Dont use it

3. If in doubt please ring 0800 im not safe...

Pleade see.below correct health and safrty equipment...(specifically for Miss M. Minx)

1. Person or persons to walk in front of you waving a red flag , ..

1. Hazard warning tape,... (Please wrap around yourself) the number of wraps should indicate how dangerous you think you ll be..

2. Hi vis jacket ..to warn others of your approach.. if you can also use an audible warning (minx approaching, seems to suffice) where possible..

Many thanks

Mr i p knightly.

Hope the bumps feeling better today..

Killing ..........

Awww,. . you must have tw**ted yourself good and proper..

Any damage to the car..??? The insurance form would get some titters if you claimed.. "

The flippin' car is fine, I had to rewash my hair this morning it was soo matted ........... yep I did it properly ............ I know stooooopid cow !!!!

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