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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the Swing underworld, Come out from the shadows, you Fab boys and girls!

Good evening Lådies, Géntlemèn, Binaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusìvitíes and welcome to the Bank Holiday Monday Nocturnal Thread©™, hosted by NeroLondon.

Why not stop by and say hello and tell us what you've been up to today or just chat some nonsense with us until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers and Insomniacs are very welcome here - so don't be shy, be superfly, and come and say Hi.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

In for a penny

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Hello Nero, KC & Princess.

I shall say a quick hello to you.

Can't guarantee I'll be on long. Xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings KC² (my erudite flower)!... You are tonight's ¹st poster!

You win a Diamond Tier prize: a bespoke Champagne guided tour in a Black London Taxi followed by a Spa retreat at Claridge's!

Wheelchairs and welcome.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Hello bank holiday darlings!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


".•°°"

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings PrinçessPuddle, my NakedTwisterPartner (NSP)! You are tonight's ²nd poster!

You win a Platinum Tier prize: Luxury Afternoon Tea at the London Transport Museum followed by cocktails in Soho!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Good evening

I’ve been perusing the webernet for a recipe for ham and custard but nothing’s grabbing me just yet!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello Nero, KC & Princess.

I shall say a quick hello to you.

Can't guarantee I'll be on long. Xx"

Are you here for a good time then? Not a long time?!

*Waves*

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nero, KC & Princess.

I shall say a quick hello to you.

Can't guarantee I'll be on long. Xx"

°

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings RêdV!! You are tonight's 3rd poster!

You win a Gold Tier prize: a wine-tasting tour of the Dickensian East End aboard an iconic Red London Bus!

A quick hello is better than no hello.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello Nero, KC & Princess.

I shall say a quick hello to you.

Can't guarantee I'll be on long. Xx

Are you here for a good time then? Not a long time?!

*Waves*"

Haha! Always here for a good time, me. How ya doing lovely? Xx

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Hold up. You're not Jim. What happened to jim!?

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening greetings to all

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello Nero, KC & Princess.

I shall say a quick hello to you.

Can't guarantee I'll be on long. Xx

Are you here for a good time then? Not a long time?!

*Waves*

Haha! Always here for a good time, me. How ya doing lovely? Xx"

Surviving, I've got a week off this week. How's things on your little Peninsula?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello bank holiday darlings! "

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings JÅMIE! You are tonight's 4th poster!

You win a Silver Tier prize: two tickets for "The Vagina Monologues" at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane and a carafe of wine.

Parma says hello!

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London

Well I s'pose I better say howdy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hold up. You're not Jim. What happened to jim!? "

Jim is regretfully unavailable...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello Nero, KC & Princess.

I shall say a quick hello to you.

Can't guarantee I'll be on long. Xx

°

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings RêdV!! You are tonight's 3rd poster!

You win a Gold Tier prize: a wine-tasting tour of the Dickensian East End aboard an iconic Red London Bus!

A quick hello is better than no hello."

Thanks Nerø, but I'm not a wine drinking or bus kinda gal

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening

I’ve been perusing the webernet for a recipe for ham and custard but nothing’s grabbing me just yet!! "

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings to the resplendent "Mrs T"! You are tonight's 5th poster!

You win a Bronze Tier prize: a piping-hot mug of fine London Tea and biscuits!

Come hither to ye olde London Towne and I will grab you gladly.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello Nero, KC & Princess.

I shall say a quick hello to you.

Can't guarantee I'll be on long. Xx

Are you here for a good time then? Not a long time?!

*Waves*

Haha! Always here for a good time, me. How ya doing lovely? Xx

Surviving, I've got a week off this week. How's things on your little Peninsula?"

I've had a very busy week/weekend. I need to calm down.

You anything planned for your wee off? Xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello Nero, KC & Princess.

I shall say a quick hello to you.

Can't guarantee I'll be on long. Xx

Are you here for a good time then? Not a long time?!

*Waves*

Haha! Always here for a good time, me. How ya doing lovely? Xx

Surviving, I've got a week off this week. How's things on your little Peninsula?

I've had a very busy week/weekend. I need to calm down.

You anything planned for your wee off? Xx"

Who am I having a wee off with?!

I've got exciting things planned, like an appointment with Stannah stairlifts and a physiotherapy appointment

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hold up. You're not Jim. What happened to jim!? "

Good evening Uniladio! Welcome to the Noc'. That's exactly what my last playmate said to me between pillow talk: "You're not Jim!!"

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello Nero, KC & Princess.

I shall say a quick hello to you.

Can't guarantee I'll be on long. Xx

Are you here for a good time then? Not a long time?!

*Waves*

Haha! Always here for a good time, me. How ya doing lovely? Xx

Surviving, I've got a week off this week. How's things on your little Peninsula?

I've had a very busy week/weekend. I need to calm down.

You anything planned for your wee off? Xx

Who am I having a wee off with?!

I've got exciting things planned, like an appointment with Stannah stairlifts and a physiotherapy appointment "

You know how to live it large, Girl!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all "

Good evening quietUK¹_! How are you this evening?

He's a man of few words but loves aplenty!

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hold up. You're not Jim. What happened to jim!?

Good evening Uniladio! Welcome to the Noc'. That's exactly what my last playmate said to me between pillow talk: "You're not Jim!!" "

Good evening...Are you a Jim altar ego?

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hold up. You're not Jim. What happened to jim!?

Jim is regretfully unavailable..."

Hope he's not handcuffed to a boiler pipe in some cupboard

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the Swing underworld, Come out from the shadows, you Fab boys and girls!

Good evening Lådies, Géntlemèn, Binaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusìvitíes and welcome to the Bank Holiday Monday Nocturnal Thread©™, hosted by NeroLondon.

Why not stop by and say hello and tell us what you've been up to today or just chat some nonsense with us until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers and Insomniacs are very welcome here - so don't be shy, be superfly, and come and say Hi."

Hello you delicious human x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening greetings to all"

Good evening and Welcøme to !Searching. Search no more; you've found your Nocturnal Shangri-la.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hold up. You're not Jim. What happened to jim!?

Jim is regretfully unavailable...

Hope he's not handcuffed to a boiler pipe in some cupboard "

We can't guarantee that he's NOT handcuffed somewhere, probably down Gropecunt Lane in the Salop

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Happy bank holiday weekend all. I've had a fantastic few days off work including Thursday and Friday Hope you've had a great time too !!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello Nero, KC & Princess.

I shall say a quick hello to you.

Can't guarantee I'll be on long. Xx

Are you here for a good time then? Not a long time?!

*Waves*

Haha! Always here for a good time, me. How ya doing lovely? Xx

Surviving, I've got a week off this week. How's things on your little Peninsula?

I've had a very busy week/weekend. I need to calm down.

You anything planned for your wee off? Xx

Who am I having a wee off with?!

I've got exciting things planned, like an appointment with Stannah stairlifts and a physiotherapy appointment

You know how to live it large, Girl! "

Oh yeah. Livin' it large in the Greater Manc

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Well I s'pose I better say howdy "

There's no s'pose about it! Hello my dårling LØIS. Those eyes! They could sink a battleship.

Welcome...Noc' yourself out!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nero, KC & Princess.

I shall say a quick hello to you.

Can't guarantee I'll be on long. Xx

°

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings RêdV!! You are tonight's 3rd poster!

You win a Gold Tier prize: a wine-tasting tour of the Dickensian East End aboard an iconic Red London Bus!

A quick hello is better than no hello.

Thanks Nerø, but I'm not a wine drinking or bus kinda gal "

RêdV, I'll send you the cash equivalent. Alternatively eBay the wine and don't give a tinker's cuss about the bus.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

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".•°°

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings PrinçessPuddle, my NakedTwisterPartner (NSP)! You are tonight's ²nd poster!

You win a Platinum Tier prize: Luxury Afternoon Tea at the London Transport Museum followed by cocktails in Soho!"

Good evening

That really is a top tier prize tiny foods, horse drawn buses and bubbles.•°°

You can take me anywhere!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello Nero, KC & Princess.

I shall say a quick hello to you.

Can't guarantee I'll be on long. Xx

°

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings RêdV!! You are tonight's 3rd poster!

You win a Gold Tier prize: a wine-tasting tour of the Dickensian East End aboard an iconic Red London Bus!

A quick hello is better than no hello.

Thanks Nerø, but I'm not a wine drinking or bus kinda gal

RêdV, I'll send you the cash equivalent. Alternatively eBay the wine and don't give a tinker's cuss about the bus."

Just send me flowers & chocolate & I'll be happy

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hold up. You're not Jim. What happened to jim!?

Good evening Uniladio! Welcome to the Noc'. That's exactly what my last playmate said to me between pillow talk: "You're not Jim!!"

Good evening...Are you a Jim altar ego? "

I'm Jim's cheap knock off. He's fit. I'm counterfeit.

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hold up. You're not Jim. What happened to jim!?

Good evening Uniladio! Welcome to the Noc'. That's exactly what my last playmate said to me between pillow talk: "You're not Jim!!"

Good evening...Are you a Jim altar ego?

I'm Jim's cheap knock off. He's fit. I'm counterfeit."

You're like an AI CLONE?!

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Evening all

Good evening quietUK¹_! How are you this evening?

He's a man of few words but loves aplenty! "

Good how was the carnival?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Hello bank holiday darlings!

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings JÅMIE! You are tonight's 4th poster!

You win a Silver Tier prize: two tickets for "The Vagina Monologues" at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane and a carafe of wine.

Parma says hello!"

Oh my! How lovely. Will you join me?

Send my love to Parma. If there was a third ticket, I would suggest Parma joins us.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening brother Nero...

Lorna and I have just enjoyed a rather lovely Chinese takeaway however I still have room for some cheesecake later....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hold up. You're not Jim. What happened to jim!?

Good evening Uniladio! Welcome to the Noc'. That's exactly what my last playmate said to me between pillow talk: "You're not Jim!!"

Good evening...Are you a Jim altar ego?

I'm Jim's cheap knock off. He's fit. I'm counterfeit."

Who's knocking off what?! Or who?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the Swing underworld, Come out from the shadows, you Fab boys and girls!

Good evening Lådies, Géntlemèn, Binaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusìvitíes and welcome to the Bank Holiday Monday Nocturnal Thread©™, hosted by NeroLondon.

Why not stop by and say hello and tell us what you've been up to today or just chat some nonsense with us until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers and Insomniacs are very welcome here - so don't be shy, be superfly, and come and say Hi.

Hello you delicious human x "

It's my favourite pocket 'Rockett²²!! Are you ruffling your plumage at me? Again.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I'm just off now to feed the cat

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Good evening OP and everyone else I'm only passing through, as I was at work today a lovely 12hr shift and I have another tomorrow. So now I'm just off to bed

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Well I s'pose I better say howdy

There's no s'pose about it! Hello my dårling LØIS. Those eyes! They could sink a battleship.

Welcome...Noc' yourself out!"

Ha I don't know about the eyes, I could sink a battleship just by hopping aboard

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the Swing underworld, Come out from the shadows, you Fab boys and girls!

Good evening Lådies, Géntlemèn, Binaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusìvitíes and welcome to the Bank Holiday Monday Nocturnal Thread©™, hosted by NeroLondon.

Why not stop by and say hello and tell us what you've been up to today or just chat some nonsense with us until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers and Insomniacs are very welcome here - so don't be shy, be superfly, and come and say Hi.

Hello you delicious human x

It's my favourite pocket 'Rockett²²!! Are you ruffling your plumage at me? Again. "

I'll shake my tail feathers for you baby

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"Good evening

I’ve been perusing the webernet for a recipe for ham and custard but nothing’s grabbing me just yet!!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings to the resplendent "Mrs T"! You are tonight's 5th poster!

You win a Bronze Tier prize: a piping-hot mug of fine London Tea and biscuits!

Come hither to ye olde London Towne and I will grab you gladly."

Delighted to accept a cuppa! I can show thanks with a booby prize (•)(•)

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Why not stop by and say hello and tell us what you've been up to today or just chat some nonsense with us until midnight and beyond...

"

We are here…just need Midnight to join us and your prophecy will be complete…

However we’ve been trying to get Midnight to join us for an age

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everyone x

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By *migos123Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Chelmsley Wood

Evening everyone from out here in España

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Happy bank holiday weekend all. I've had a fantastic few days off work including Thursday and Friday Hope you've had a great time too !! "

My dear BeanCounter, you've Bean busy! Welcome aboard the good ship Nocturnal.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Is it possible to make love on a Stannah Stairlift....on the way up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonsoir Pervmigos

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Is it possible to make love on a Stannah Stairlift....on the way up? "

Our one turns at the top of the stairs so you would have to be very careful not to fall off in the throws of coitus

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Is it possible to make love on a Stannah Stairlift....on the way up? "

We may be able to carry out a scientific investigation into the feasibility of this, but unsure when we will be equipped to do it

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


".•°°

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings PrinçessPuddle, my NakedTwisterPartner (NSP)! You are tonight's ²nd poster!

You win a Platinum Tier prize: Luxury Afternoon Tea at the London Transport Museum followed by cocktails in Soho!

Good evening

That really is a top tier prize tiny foods, horse drawn buses and bubbles.•°°

You can take me anywhere!"

°

°°°°oO bubbles you say? Jacuzzi I say!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Is it possible to make love on a Stannah Stairlift....on the way up?

Our one turns at the top of the stairs so you would have to be very careful not to fall off in the throws of coitus "

We have ² turns

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Is it possible to make love on a Stannah Stairlift....on the way up?

Our one turns at the top of the stairs so you would have to be very careful not to fall off in the throws of coitus

We have ² turns "

You saucy filth-mønster!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nero, KC & Princess.

I shall say a quick hello to you.

Can't guarantee I'll be on long. Xx

°

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings RêdV!! You are tonight's 3rd poster!

You win a Gold Tier prize: a wine-tasting tour of the Dickensian East End aboard an iconic Red London Bus!

A quick hello is better than no hello.

Thanks Nerø, but I'm not a wine drinking or bus kinda gal

RêdV, I'll send you the cash equivalent. Alternatively eBay the wine and don't give a tinker's cuss about the bus.

Just send me flowers & chocolate & I'll be happy "

Interfløra and Godiva™ chocolates are coming post haste!

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Is it possible to make love on a Stannah Stairlift....on the way up?

Our one turns at the top of the stairs so you would have to be very careful not to fall off in the throws of coitus

We have ² turns "

To be fair I have never even travelled on ours. I have visions I would be like the old lady on the movie

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings PrinçessPuddle, my NakedTwisterPartner (NSP)! You are tonight's ²nd poster!

You win a Platinum Tier prize: Luxury Afternoon Tea at the London Transport Museum followed by cocktails in Soho!

Good evening

That really is a top tier prize tiny foods, horse drawn buses and bubbles.•°°

You can take me anywhere!

°

°°°°oO bubbles you say? Jacuzzi I say! "

Jacuzzi.•°° can we swap it for something more natural...?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hold up. You're not Jim. What happened to jim!?

Good evening Uniladio! Welcome to the Noc'. That's exactly what my last playmate said to me between pillow talk: "You're not Jim!!"

Good evening...Are you a Jim altar ego?

I'm Jim's cheap knock off. He's fit. I'm counterfeit.

You're like an AI CLONE?!"

Correct. But there's nothing Årty-ficial about my intelligence!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Is it possible to make love on a Stannah Stairlift....on the way up?

Our one turns at the top of the stairs so you would have to be very careful not to fall off in the throws of coitus

We have ² turns

To be fair I have never even travelled on ours. I have visions I would be like the old lady on the movie "

I might be like the old lady on the TV

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all

Good evening quietUK¹_! How are you this evening?

He's a man of few words but loves aplenty!

Good how was the carnival?"

Carnival-Schmarnival! I gave up on that nonsense years ago. Especially when they pinched my Reggae Reggae Sauce© recipe.

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By *rettyflamingoCouple
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Good evening wide awakers

Hold your bank hols have been awesome I had a very sexy encounter today

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By *rettyflamingoCouple
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live


"Good evening wide awakers

Hold your bank hols have been awesome I had a very sexy encounter today "

That was supposed to be a smiling emoji

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello bank holiday darlings!

°

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings JÅMIE! You are tonight's 4th poster!

You win a Silver Tier prize: two tickets for "The Vagina Monologues" at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane and a carafe of wine.

Parma says hello!

Oh my! How lovely. Will you join me?

Send my love to Parma. If there was a third ticket, I would suggest Parma joins us.

"

Will I join you??? Does a hobby-horse have a wooden dick?

We'll shack up in Claridges. X

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Hello Nerolatte et al! Special hello to Lois because she's not on oft nowadays.

It feels like it should be Sunday doesn't it?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Today I visited my mother in law in Hampshire. She fed me a piping hot Chicken and mushroom casserole with taters, finished off with Cherry Crumble and cream.

But I want to thank her for lending me her Tripod so that I can take better photographs for my Fab Profile.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hello Nerolatte et al! Special hello to Lois because she's not on oft nowadays.

It feels like it should be Sunday doesn't it? "

Well that deserves a Melilicious howdy do

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Today I visited my mother in law in Hampshire. She fed me a piping hot Chicken and mushroom casserole with taters, finished off with Cherry Crumble and cream.

But I want to thank her for lending me her Tripod so that I can take better photographs for my Fab Profile. "

I hope she didn't give you a tripod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright, Late night crew!

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Evening all. I've been tidying the house and doing a bit of a restyle of it.

Then I played some PC games for a while. Big day.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening brother Nero...

Lorna and I have just enjoyed a rather lovely Chinese takeaway however I still have room for some cheesecake later.... "

My dear esteemed brother † Åsh. Good evening to you both. How was the Chinese? Did you have the Peking Pork Balls simmered in Cream Of SumYung Guy?

There's always room for cheesecake .

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Hello bank holiday darlings!

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings JÅMIE! You are tonight's 4th poster!

You win a Silver Tier prize: two tickets for "The Vagina Monologues" at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane and a carafe of wine.

Parma says hello!

Oh my! How lovely. Will you join me?

Send my love to Parma. If there was a third ticket, I would suggest Parma joins us.

Will I join you??? Does a hobby-horse have a wooden dick?

We'll shack up in Claridges. X"

Is that Shakespeare?

I am always in want of a native to show me around when I’m in town.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie, you’re alive! Nice

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hold up. You're not Jim. What happened to jim!?

Good evening Uniladio! Welcome to the Noc'. That's exactly what my last playmate said to me between pillow talk: "You're not Jim!!"

Good evening...Are you a Jim altar ego?

I'm Jim's cheap knock off. He's fit. I'm counterfeit.

Who's knocking off what?! Or who? "

Talking of knockers KC²....

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm just off now to feed the cat "

With leftover Chinese??

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Jamie, you’re alive! Nice "

I am! I’m like a stray cat. I come and go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Nerolatte et al! Special hello to Lois because she's not on oft nowadays.

It feels like it should be Sunday doesn't it? "

Meli

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening OP and everyone else I'm only passing through, as I was at work today a lovely 12hr shift and I have another tomorrow. So now I'm just off to bed "

A warm welcome and evening greetings to _tephanj .

Thank you for stopping by and enjoy your peaceful slumber. Zzzzz

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Hello all.

Laying on sofa feeling bored as I recover from sickness bug that wiped out my weekend.

Hope you all had good bank holiday weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jamie, you’re alive! Nice

I am! I’m like a stray cat. I come and go "

Lots of guests at my house are the same. They come and then they go.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Well I s'pose I better say howdy

There's no s'pose about it! Hello my dårling LØIS. Those eyes! They could sink a battleship.

Welcome...Noc' yourself out!

Ha I don't know about the eyes, I could sink a battleship just by hopping aboard "

Oh, stop it you! Come to the city and hop aboard a Routemaster! We need a bus emoji.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the Swing underworld, Come out from the shadows, you Fab boys and girls!

Good evening Lådies, Géntlemèn, Binaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusìvitíes and welcome to the Bank Holiday Monday Nocturnal Thread©™, hosted by NeroLondon.

Why not stop by and say hello and tell us what you've been up to today or just chat some nonsense with us until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers and Insomniacs are very welcome here - so don't be shy, be superfly, and come and say Hi.

Hello you delicious human x

It's my favourite pocket 'Rockett²²!! Are you ruffling your plumage at me? Again.

I'll shake my tail feathers for you baby."

èyè know. I know.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello Nerolatte et al! Special hello to Lois because she's not on oft nowadays.

It feels like it should be Sunday doesn't it?

Meli "

Hello you beautiful man

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hold up. You're not Jim. What happened to jim!?

Good evening Uniladio! Welcome to the Noc'. That's exactly what my last playmate said to me between pillow talk: "You're not Jim!!"

Good evening...Are you a Jim altar ego?

I'm Jim's cheap knock off. He's fit. I'm counterfeit.

Who's knocking off what?! Or who?

Talking of knockers KC².... "

Door knockers?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening

I’ve been perusing the webernet for a recipe for ham and custard but nothing’s grabbing me just yet!!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings to the resplendent "Mrs T"! You are tonight's 5th poster!

You win a Bronze Tier prize: a piping-hot mug of fine London Tea and biscuits!

Come hither to ye olde London Towne and I will grab you gladly.

Delighted to accept a cuppa! I can show thanks with a booby prize (•)(•) "

Oooh, my cup fillith over....but my Inbox languishes. Hint hint.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Why not stop by and say hello and tell us what you've been up to today or just chat some nonsense with us until midnight and beyond...

We are here…just need Midnight to join us and your prophecy will be complete…

However we’ve been trying to get Midnight to join us for an age

K"

Good evening Mr K, he of the legendary ?eyond Purîty. It's midnight at the oasis. You'll find her there bathing in the moonlight. Welcome to the Nocturnal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Nerolatte et al! Special hello to Lois because she's not on oft nowadays.

It feels like it should be Sunday doesn't it?

Meli

Hello you beautiful man "

Always on time- Ja Rule fr Ashanti for you today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In for a penny "

Nom nom nom

Hello!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the Swing underworld, Come out from the shadows, you Fab boys and girls!

Good evening Lådies, Géntlemèn, Binaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusìvitíes and welcome to the Bank Holiday Monday Nocturnal Thread©™, hosted by NeroLondon.

Why not stop by and say hello and tell us what you've been up to today or just chat some nonsense with us until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers and Insomniacs are very welcome here - so don't be shy, be superfly, and come and say Hi.

Hello you delicious human x

It's my favourite pocket 'Rockett²²!! Are you ruffling your plumage at me? Again.

I'll shake my tail feathers for you baby.

èyè know. I know. "

I now have shake your tail feather as an ear worm.

Enjoy & goodnight one and all x

https://youtu.be/jK33V7FGjd8

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

Hi de hi

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone x"

¶¶ Everybody's talkin' about those kinkyboots, kinkyboots. ¶¶ So good we have to praise them twice.

Everyone say hello to Kittys_kinkyboots. How was your bank holiday weekend?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening everyone from out here in España "

Good evening Ãmig°s123....from España. You're both Juan hell of a couple!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi de hi "

Hello de hello

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"In for a penny

Nom nom nom

Hello! "

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bonsoir Pervmigos"

Pervmigos. Stealing that one

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Bonsoir Pervmigos"

Christ, I'm really slow this evening!

KêySøre!! 45 minutes past the door. How are you my pedigree chum? I hope you are fine and dandy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In for a penny

Nom nom nom

Hello!

Hello! "

Give me the rundown of your day? I like those.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"In for a penny

Nom nom nom

Hello!

Hello!

Give me the rundown of your day? I like those. "

Well.

Today I had a lie in.

I read my daughter a story in bed

I had brunch

Then we went swimming

And had an ice cream afterwards

Then Mr KC and I did University Challenge and started our spreadsheet again

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Is it possible to make love on a Stannah Stairlift....on the way up?

We may be able to carry out a scientific investigation into the feasibility of this, but unsure when we will be equipped to do it "

Photographic evidence would suggest that, umm, Mr KC² is well and truly equipped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In for a penny

Nom nom nom

Hello!

Hello!

Give me the rundown of your day? I like those.

Well.

Today I had a lie in.

I read my daughter a story in bed

I had brunch

Then we went swimming

And had an ice cream afterwards

Then Mr KC and I did University Challenge and started our spreadsheet again "

Ooooft.

What flavour ice cream?!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


".•°°

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings PrinçessPuddle, my NakedTwisterPartner (NSP)! You are tonight's ²nd poster!

You win a Platinum Tier prize: Luxury Afternoon Tea at the London Transport Museum followed by cocktails in Soho!

Good evening

That really is a top tier prize tiny foods, horse drawn buses and bubbles.•°°

You can take me anywhere!

°

°°°°oO bubbles you say? Jacuzzi I say!

Jacuzzi.•°° can we swap it for something more natural...?"

Sure! How about a large bath tub filled with Sparkling Mineral Water from the Alps?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"In for a penny

Nom nom nom

Hello!

Hello!

Give me the rundown of your day? I like those.

Well.

Today I had a lie in.

I read my daughter a story in bed

I had brunch

Then we went swimming

And had an ice cream afterwards

Then Mr KC and I did University Challenge and started our spreadsheet again

Ooooft.

What flavour ice cream?!"

Mint choc chip and cookies & cream

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Evening all. Hope everyone has enjoyed the extra long weekend. Unless of course you’ve been working

We have been on a date night to the cinema and a out for a few drinks tonight.

Kx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening wide awakers

Hold your bank hols have been awesome I had a very sexy encounter today

That was supposed to be a smiling emoji "

Good evening Prettyflåmingö_! Was it a close encounter of the sensual kind?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nerolatte et al! Special hello to Lois because she's not on oft nowadays.

It feels like it should be Sunday doesn't it? "

I was wondering when the ex-wife would turn up! I always melt when you call me Nerolatte and solidify in the nether regions when you ring my bell, Mèlí.

We've all missed Lois.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Jamie, you’re alive! Nice

I am! I’m like a stray cat. I come and go

Lots of guests at my house are the same. They come and then they go. "

That sounds like a fantastic time

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Alright, Late night crew! "

Gœœœœd Evening † Vicår †

What happened to last night's Sunday Mass? How was your bank holiday Moan-day?

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Gooood evening Nocturnals, hope you've all had a fantastic bank holiday weekend.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all. I've been tidying the house and doing a bit of a restyle of it.

Then I played some PC games for a while. Big day."

Hello and welcome xMisschiefx! Are you a freestyle-restyler?

Welcome to studio Noc'.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings PrinçessPuddle, my NakedTwisterPartner (NSP)! You are tonight's ²nd poster!

You win a Platinum Tier prize: Luxury Afternoon Tea at the London Transport Museum followed by cocktails in Soho!

Good evening

That really is a top tier prize tiny foods, horse drawn buses and bubbles.•°°

You can take me anywhere!

°

°°°°oO bubbles you say? Jacuzzi I say!

Jacuzzi.•°° can we swap it for something more natural...?

Sure! How about a large bath tub filled with Sparkling Mineral Water from the Alps? "

I have a feeling fizzy water and bubbly water would feel very different, I was thinking a lake and a fire to dry off.•°° but you're the boss!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Is it possible to make love on a Stannah Stairlift....on the way up?

We may be able to carry out a scientific investigation into the feasibility of this, but unsure when we will be equipped to do it

Photographic evidence would suggest that, umm, Mr KC² is well and truly equipped. "

Alas, we do not possess either a Sky remote or can of Lynx, so no idea what you're on about

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello all.

Laying on sofa feeling bored as I recover from sickness bug that wiped out my weekend.

Hope you all had good bank holiday weekend "

Right this very moment in time I'm gleefully admiring Morphïa2003's uber-smart black hat and white coat .

I'm sorry to hear that you've been poorly. Feel better soon and welcome to the Nocturnal.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Hello Nerolatte et al! Special hello to Lois because she's not on oft nowadays.

It feels like it should be Sunday doesn't it?

Meli

Hello you beautiful man

Always on time- Ja Rule fr Ashanti for you today "

What an absolute tune! Because it's late at night but a little nod to today...

Hold Yuh - Gyptian ft Nicki Minaj.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello bank holiday darlings!

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings JÅMIE! You are tonight's 4th poster!

You win a Silver Tier prize: two tickets for "The Vagina Monologues" at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane and a carafe of wine.

Parma says hello!

Oh my! How lovely. Will you join me?

Send my love to Parma. If there was a third ticket, I would suggest Parma joins us.

Will I join you??? Does a hobby-horse have a wooden dick?

We'll shack up in Claridges. X

Is that Shakespeare?

I am always in want of a native to show me around when I’m in town. "

It's Christopher Marlowe, dear Jamie. A contemporary of Shakespeare.

I've been called many things in my time, but never a native.

Let's get native-creative in The City.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Hello Nerolatte et al! Special hello to Lois because she's not on oft nowadays.

It feels like it should be Sunday doesn't it?

I was wondering when the ex-wife would turn up! I always melt when you call me Nerolatte and solidify in the nether regions when you ring my bell, Mèlí.

We've all missed Lois. "

You're such an erudite charmer, you really are.

Bell ringing is rather fun isn't it? An underappreciated pasttime.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Today I visited my mother in law in Hampshire. She fed me a piping hot Chicken and mushroom casserole with taters, finished off with Cherry Crumble and cream.

But I want to thank her for lending me her Tripod so that I can take better photographs for my Fab Profile.

I hope she didn't give you a tripod "

Oo-er! I have no words...

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Today I visited my mother in law in Hampshire. She fed me a piping hot Chicken and mushroom casserole with taters, finished off with Cherry Crumble and cream.

But I want to thank her for lending me her Tripod so that I can take better photographs for my Fab Profile.

I hope she didn't give you a tripod

Oo-er! I have no words... "

And that Mr Nero is why nobody really missed me

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi de hi "

°

Good Evening vixen4fun! And how is the aqua in Waterford? Welcome to the Nocturnal! What news, gossip or scandal do you have from across the waters?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hold up. You're not Jim. What happened to jim!?

Good evening Uniladio! Welcome to the Noc'. That's exactly what my last playmate said to me between pillow talk: "You're not Jim!!"

Good evening...Are you a Jim altar ego?

I'm Jim's cheap knock off. He's fit. I'm counterfeit.

Who's knocking off what?! Or who?

Talking of knockers KC²....

Door knockers?"

Oh boy, you're so coy....about your cleavage.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

It's — a l m o s t — the Mïdnïght hour ØØ:ØØhrs....

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all. Hope everyone has enjoyed the extra long weekend. Unless of course you’ve been working

We have been on a date night to the cinema and a out for a few drinks tonight.

Kx"

°

Dearest K, ye of "MrMrsBrightside".

How on earth could I forget you in this late hour past the mid.

It's delightful to see you and we're all the richer for you. Welcome to the Nocturnal.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.


"

Right this very moment in time I'm gleefully admiring Morphïa2003's uber-smart black hat and white coat .

I'm sorry to hear that you've been poorly. Feel better soon and welcome to the Nocturnal.

"

Thank you very much. It's my posh tux for tidy events.

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By *andybigboiMan
over a year ago

Mount Pleasant

How is everyone?

In gym pumping iron. What are you upto?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In drink

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Gooood evening Nocturnals, hope you've all had a fantastic bank holiday weekend. "

Hello and good evening sHåRIF!

Long time no . Are you well?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening nocturnal folks

I went out for lunch which turned into supper too, just arrived back home

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening nocturnal folks

I went out for lunch which turned into supper too, just arrived back home "

Well that sounds like a jolly Bank Holiday

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"How is everyone?

In gym pumping iron. What are you upto? "

Good evening and Nøcturnal Greetings rAndybIgboi. You were born to please. Were you also born to tease?

How many irons have you pumped? What have we been up to? Oh, just Noc'ing about.

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By *otgirl32Woman
over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne

Greetings !

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


".•°°

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings PrinçessPuddle, my NakedTwisterPartner (NSP)! You are tonight's ²nd poster!

You win a Platinum Tier prize: Luxury Afternoon Tea at the London Transport Museum followed by cocktails in Soho!

Good evening

That really is a top tier prize tiny foods, horse drawn buses and bubbles.•°°

You can take me anywhere!

°

°°°°oO bubbles you say? Jacuzzi I say!

Jacuzzi.•°° can we swap it for something more natural...?

Sure! How about a large bath tub filled with Sparkling Mineral Water from the Alps?

I have a feeling fizzy water and bubbly water would feel very different, I was thinking a lake and a fire to dry off.•°° but you're the boss! "

We'll take this offline sometime, with lemon and lime.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Greetings !"

A very warm good evening to hØtgirl3². It is warm in Ashton Under Lyme or are there 'Gail' force winds!?

Welcome to this evening's Nocturnal gathering.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening nocturnal folks

I went out for lunch which turned into supper too, just arrived back home "

Good evening DÇ/Çøugs .

Guess what? Lois made a shock return to the fora. She doesn't believe us; we really have missed her.

I'm just talking to myself because DC's already upstairs with her Øvaltine™ and ZZZzzz.....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening nocturnal folks

I went out for lunch which turned into supper too, just arrived back home

Well that sounds like a jolly Bank Holiday "

Hello lovely nice to see you nocturnaling tonight. It’s been a lovely day

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Gooood evening Nocturnals, hope you've all had a fantastic bank holiday weekend.

Hello and good evening sHåRIF!

Long time no . Are you well? "

Aww I like to drop in every now and then when I can't get to sleep, like today

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"In drink"

Great Nocturnal Greetings, Vérà! What are you imbibing in? Gin?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening nocturnal folks

I went out for lunch which turned into supper too, just arrived back home

Good evening DÇ/Çøugs .

Guess what? Lois made a shock return to the fora. She doesn't believe us; we really have missed her.

I'm just talking to myself because DC's already upstairs with her Øvaltine™ and ZZZzzz....."

Evening Nèrø - it’s great to see Lois making a guest appearance, I agree we have missed her.

Yep I am in bed, with cocoa

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hold up. You're not Jim. What happened to jim!?

Good evening Uniladio! Welcome to the Noc'. That's exactly what my last playmate said to me between pillow talk: "You're not Jim!!"

Good evening...Are you a Jim altar ego?

I'm Jim's cheap knock off. He's fit. I'm counterfeit.

Who's knocking off what?! Or who?

Talking of knockers KC²....

Door knockers?

Oh boy, you're so coy....about your cleavage. "

Cleavage is a geological term, actually

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Gooood evening Nocturnals, hope you've all had a fantastic bank holiday weekend.

Hello and good evening sHåRIF!

Long time no . Are you well?

Aww I like to drop in every now and then when I can't get to sleep, like today "

Drop in / Drop out, at your discretion, at our pleasure. Either way, we're happy to have you onboard. Always.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hold up. You're not Jim. What happened to jim!?

Good evening Uniladio! Welcome to the Noc'. That's exactly what my last playmate said to me between pillow talk: "You're not Jim!!"

Good evening...Are you a Jim altar ego?

I'm Jim's cheap knock off. He's fit. I'm counterfeit.

Who's knocking off what?! Or who?

Talking of knockers KC²....

Door knockers?

Oh boy, you're so coy....about your cleavage.

Cleavage is a geological term, actually "

So is Longshore Drift and Groynes. I've always admired your groin, KC²

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening nocturnal folks

I went out for lunch which turned into supper too, just arrived back home

Good evening DÇ/Çøugs .

Guess what? Lois made a shock return to the fora. She doesn't believe us; we really have missed her.

I'm just talking to myself because DC's already upstairs with her Øvaltine™ and ZZZzzz.....

Evening Nèrø - it’s great to see Lois making a guest appearance, I agree we have missed her.

Yep I am in bed, with cocoa "

Cøügs, Lois is for keeps. We're not letting her go.

How's the cocoa? Have you been naughty this week?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"

Right this very moment in time I'm gleefully admiring Morphïa2003's uber-smart black hat and white coat .

I'm sorry to hear that you've been poorly. Feel better soon and welcome to the Nocturnal.

Thank you very much. It's my posh tux for tidy events."

You look very tidy. Tidy².

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening nocturnal folks

I went out for lunch which turned into supper too, just arrived back home

Good evening DÇ/Çøugs .

Guess what? Lois made a shock return to the fora. She doesn't believe us; we really have missed her.

I'm just talking to myself because DC's already upstairs with her Øvaltine™ and ZZZzzz.....

Evening Nèrø - it’s great to see Lois making a guest appearance, I agree we have missed her.

Yep I am in bed, with cocoa "

I am glad you said cocoa. Ovaltine and Horlicks remind me of old people.

It is nice to be appreciated so thank you both x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening nocturnal folks

I went out for lunch which turned into supper too, just arrived back home

Good evening DÇ/Çøugs .

Guess what? Lois made a shock return to the fora. She doesn't believe us; we really have missed her.

I'm just talking to myself because DC's already upstairs with her Øvaltine™ and ZZZzzz.....

Evening Nèrø - it’s great to see Lois making a guest appearance, I agree we have missed her.

Yep I am in bed, with cocoa

I am glad you said cocoa. Ovaltine and Horlicks remind me of old people.

It is nice to be appreciated so thank you both x"

I don't want to say "WhoreLicks" because Cøügs will give me the evil èyè . Cocoa it is then.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening nocturnal folks

I went out for lunch which turned into supper too, just arrived back home

Good evening DÇ/Çøugs .

Guess what? Lois made a shock return to the fora. She doesn't believe us; we really have missed her.

I'm just talking to myself because DC's already upstairs with her Øvaltine™ and ZZZzzz.....

Evening Nèrø - it’s great to see Lois making a guest appearance, I agree we have missed her.

Yep I am in bed, with cocoa

I am glad you said cocoa. Ovaltine and Horlicks remind me of old people.

It is nice to be appreciated so thank you both x

I don't want to say "WhoreLicks" because Cøügs will give me the evil èyè . Cocoa it is then."

Lower the tone

Anything vaguely milk or chocolate related is the devil's drink if I am honest.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hold up. You're not Jim. What happened to jim!?

Good evening Uniladio! Welcome to the Noc'. That's exactly what my last playmate said to me between pillow talk: "You're not Jim!!"

Good evening...Are you a Jim altar ego?

I'm Jim's cheap knock off. He's fit. I'm counterfeit.

Who's knocking off what?! Or who?

Talking of knockers KC²....

Door knockers?

Oh boy, you're so coy....about your cleavage.

Cleavage is a geological term, actually

So is Longshore Drift and Groynes. I've always admired your groin, KC² "

My groin remains under wraps

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening nocturnal folks

I went out for lunch which turned into supper too, just arrived back home

Good evening DÇ/Çøugs .

Guess what? Lois made a shock return to the fora. She doesn't believe us; we really have missed her.

I'm just talking to myself because DC's already upstairs with her Øvaltine™ and ZZZzzz.....

Evening Nèrø - it’s great to see Lois making a guest appearance, I agree we have missed her.

Yep I am in bed, with cocoa

Cøügs, Lois is for keeps. We're not letting her go.

How's the cocoa? Have you been naughty this week?"

Cocoa is good

Naughty? me? never!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hold up. You're not Jim. What happened to jim!?

Good evening Uniladio! Welcome to the Noc'. That's exactly what my last playmate said to me between pillow talk: "You're not Jim!!"

Good evening...Are you a Jim altar ego?

I'm Jim's cheap knock off. He's fit. I'm counterfeit.

Who's knocking off what?! Or who?

Talking of knockers KC²....

Door knockers?

Oh boy, you're so coy....about your cleavage.

Cleavage is a geological term, actually

So is Longshore Drift and Groynes. I've always admired your groin, KC²

My groin remains under wraps "

I like Wraps. Put your thigh in mine and smother it with some salsa.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hold up. You're not Jim. What happened to jim!?

Good evening Uniladio! Welcome to the Noc'. That's exactly what my last playmate said to me between pillow talk: "You're not Jim!!"

Good evening...Are you a Jim altar ego?

I'm Jim's cheap knock off. He's fit. I'm counterfeit.

Who's knocking off what?! Or who?

Talking of knockers KC²....

Door knockers?

Oh boy, you're so coy....about your cleavage.

Cleavage is a geological term, actually

So is Longshore Drift and Groynes. I've always admired your groin, KC²

My groin remains under wraps

I like Wraps. Put your thigh in mine and smother it with some salsa. "

I can't decide what I think about this statement

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

On this day in Vancouver in 1856...

Nah, fuck it. I can't be bothered.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hold up. You're not Jim. What happened to jim!?

Good evening Uniladio! Welcome to the Noc'. That's exactly what my last playmate said to me between pillow talk: "You're not Jim!!"

Good evening...Are you a Jim altar ego?

I'm Jim's cheap knock off. He's fit. I'm counterfeit.

Who's knocking off what?! Or who?

Talking of knockers KC²....

Door knockers?

Oh boy, you're so coy....about your cleavage.

Cleavage is a geological term, actually

So is Longshore Drift and Groynes. I've always admired your groin, KC²

My groin remains under wraps

I like Wraps. Put your thigh in mine and smother it with some salsa.

I can't decide what I think about this statement "

^

She's still deciding.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

LØis has left the building. I'm missing her already.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"On this day in Vancouver in 1856...

Nah, fuck it. I can't be bothered."

Seems fuck all happened, actually. Google says no!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"On this day in Vancouver in 1856...

Nah, fuck it. I can't be bothered.

Seems fuck all happened, actually. Google says no!"

I know! But I made you lóók though!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"On this day in Vancouver in 1856...

Nah, fuck it. I can't be bothered.

Seems fuck all happened, actually. Google says no!

I know! But I made you lóók though!! "

Right!

On this day in 1797, Mary Shelley was born. Happy birthday, Mary!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Well done KC². I knew you'd be able to take over on this Nocturnal 'open mike' session.

I'm off to bed.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

On this day in 2022, Nerø is lucky he's in that there London, because otherwise he'd be getting an earful

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"On this day in 2022, Nerø is lucky he's in that there London, because otherwise he'd be getting an earful "

Hahahaha!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

On this day in 1918, Soviet leader Vladimir Lenin was shot twice in an unsuccessful assassination attempt.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all, West Texas weather report, thunderstorms skies red with dust in the outflow boundary, grey ,black and lighting a few sprinkles of rain ,got my fingers crossed for more rain than this

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Howdy y'all, West Texas weather report, thunderstorms skies red with dust in the outflow boundary, grey ,black and lighting a few sprinkles of rain ,got my fingers crossed for more rain than this"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Bill and thank you for your weather report. What's the temperature like in those Farenheit thingies?!

It's been a grey, overcast but fine day in this northern part of England. I don't know the °F but it was about 20°C today. Enough to dry the washing anyway!

Hope all is well in the Texan west?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all, West Texas weather report, thunderstorms skies red with dust in the outflow boundary, grey ,black and lighting a few sprinkles of rain ,got my fingers crossed for more rain than this

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Bill and thank you for your weather report. What's the temperature like in those Farenheit thingies?!

It's been a grey, overcast but fine day in this northern part of England. I don't know the °F but it was about 20°C today. Enough to dry the washing anyway!

Hope all is well in the Texan west?"

in the high 80's earlier,now in the 70's I think if I add it up right , y'all were about 68f

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Morning "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, S. Do you have any secrets to share? Or did you promise not to tell?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Morning everyone

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over a year ago

Morning all

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Howdy y'all, West Texas weather report, thunderstorms skies red with dust in the outflow boundary, grey ,black and lighting a few sprinkles of rain ,got my fingers crossed for more rain than this

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Bill and thank you for your weather report. What's the temperature like in those Farenheit thingies?!

It's been a grey, overcast but fine day in this northern part of England. I don't know the °F but it was about 20°C today. Enough to dry the washing anyway!

Hope all is well in the Texan west? in the high 80's earlier,now in the 70's I think if I add it up right , y'all were about 68f"

68°F was pleasant. I seem to recall 80s of the Farenheit variety is 30-something in Celsius? That's kinda warm!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Morning everyone "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caveman! How's things on your side of the sea?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Morning all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Duchess, glad you could join us. How's your day been?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Morning everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caveman! How's things on your side of the sea? "

hot and sticky

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Morning everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caveman! How's things on your side of the sea? hot and sticky "

Dare we ask if that weather related or for other reasons?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Duchess, glad you could join us. How's your day been? "

Not too bad thanks, wasted most of it on here

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Morning everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caveman! How's things on your side of the sea? hot and sticky

Dare we ask if that weather related or for other reasons?! "

weather because im on my own in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, S. Do you have any secrets to share? Or did you promise not to tell? "

I have loads of secrets but I'm the person who wants a secret in return

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We seem to have run out of internet paper.

It's night night time at Kinky Castle and so we bid you goodnight.

Thanks for nocturnaling

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