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i wanna be an astronaut!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Well a trainee one anyway.......part of their training is to spend 2 months lying in bed.....I could so do that!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do they spend 2 month in bed?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Why do they spend 2 month in bed? "

Cos they are lazy bastards!!!!

Only joking, it mimics the effect of zero gravity.....muscle wastage etc.

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Jeez. If i spend anything more than 7 hours in bed i stiffen up ( muscles u twats??).... The spenny lass says 2 years aint near enough time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna be a ballet dancer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be a bodybuilder because I've heard they can eat protein every 2 hours

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I couldnt stay in bed that long, i get too figety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm, what about toilet time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my younger days I used to tell girls I was chatting up that I worked for Nasa and that I was an apprentice astronaut. At first they were scepticle but then I'd tell them that I'd been seconded to Nasa through my normal job as a fighter pilot for the RAF. They'd ask all sorts of questions like, Were there really aliens - to which I'd reply "how do you think we got from horse and cart to the moon in just 100 years? Don't believe anything the govt tells you." The amount of dopey bints that believed me was truly surprising, but for some wierd reason they found shagging an astronaut really horny.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Many years ago after 10 days on Traction due to fracturing my spine, I was told not to try to stand unaided. When I did with a nurse either side of me, my legs just buckled

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