FabSwingers.com forum: Stupid things people ask you

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

How are you in the doctors surgery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you in the doctors surgery

I just walked in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bumped into an ex at a gig, feeling uncomfortable but happy to converse, I asked......

What are you doing here?

She gestured towards the stage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're chatting online and they ask 'whatcha doing?' Baking a fucking cake boss, baking a cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When u at the hairdressers asks u not at work today

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

When people see me walking about in town on a Tuesday afternoon and ask

"Not at work?"

"Yep, I'm a pavement tester"

After you tell them you're going on holiday

"Anywhere nice?"

" No, I booked a fortnight being sewn into a bag of boil dressings"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it contagious

Dunno you daft cunt im still waiting to get in to see what it is iv got ya melon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask you a question?

Ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be there in a minute now it's a welsh thing but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the patient breathing eeerm well im pretty sure id not be talking if i wasnt

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By *he_massangerMan
over a year ago

Stornoway

"Can I ask you a question?

Ffs!"

Evidently!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Do you think this week has gone quick?"

No, it's the same as every week!

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

""Do you think this week has gone quick?"

No, it's the same as every week!"

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I have boy/girl twins and so many people ask "are they identical"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have boy/girl twins and so many people ask "are they identical" "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Why are you in a wheelchair? (As the first thing they say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once asked me ‘what’s it like being Black’ at uni.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I get asked why have you got such a good English accent.

I answer I watch too much Benny Hill when I was a kid. And Most probably it’s because I was bloody Born here

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I get asked why have you got such a good English accent.

I answer I watch too much Benny Hill when I was a kid. And Most probably it’s because I was bloody Born here "

Weren't a lot of Benny Hill sketches silent ?

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Weren't a lot of Benny Hill sketches silent "

To be fair, I don't think he's being completely honest when he mentions Benny Hill to them.

Gbat

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm just jealous because no one has ever asked me why I have such a good English accent !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you're chatting online and they ask 'whatcha doing?' Baking a fucking cake boss, baking a cake!

My answer is always;

Having a wank!

Missy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red hair red temper??? NAW GRRRRRR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello what you doing hear

Oh hang on got two radios body cam work uniform wtf do you think I’m doing hear not hear for good of my health lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I’m really 41 as if I’d make myself older than I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question?

Ffs!"

I hate this! I always reply saying ‘nope’

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

The undertaker came into our work once and I asked if they were busy to which he replied "time will tell".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be there in a minute now it's a welsh thing but

Also an irish thing. When my son says it, it really means I'll be there in half an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I answer every question. Maybe I am that stupid person.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Due to a birth defect,I'm blind in my left eye. But if at any Eye Hosputal, nurses insist on testing my sight but never listen to me & when I say I can't see anything with the faulty eye, they invariably ask, "Do you know you have a problem with that eye?"

DOH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you work here??"

Whilst I'm wearing my uniform with name badge and actively in the middle of doing something that only a member of staff would be doing.

I really have to try very hard not to reply sarcastically.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

'Yeah, but where are you *really* from?'

You could say it's stupid, I'll just call it annoying.

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

In conversation...

Oh you've got a scouse accent... are you from liverpool?

No you cunt I just liked Harry Enfield and thought it would break the ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You finally get the attention of the waitor/waitress or store staff.. And the 1st thing they ask is

"Can I help you?"

Noooo I was just waving my hand in the air for the last few minutes for exercise Ggrr

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"'Yeah, but where are you *really* from?'

You could say it's stupid, I'll just call it annoying."

Tell them Wigan. No-one really wants to confess to being from Wigan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question?

Ffs!

I hate this! I always reply saying ‘nope’ "

Guilty of this. I get nervous

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Due to a birth defect,I'm blind in my left eye. But if at any Eye Hosputal, nurses insist on testing my sight but never listen to me & when I say I can't see anything with the faulty eye, they invariably ask, "Do you know you have a problem with that eye?"

DOH!

Sooooooooooooo many similar stories, Iain

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Whenever I see a nurse or doctor during a trip to A&E and they ask me "How are you doing?".

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LvM

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"'Yeah, but where are you *really* from?'

You could say it's stupid, I'll just call it annoying.

Tell them Wigan. No-one really wants to confess to being from Wigan

Oh, if I start speaking with a funny accent too, I'm in real trouble!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"'Yeah, but where are you *really* from?'

You could say it's stupid, I'll just call it annoying.

Tell them Wigan. No-one really wants to confess to being from Wigan

Oh, if I start speaking with a funny accent too, I'm in real trouble!

Just tell them you like pies

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By *nked and Ms InkedCouple
over a year ago

nr wrexham

I was actually asked this, by a Senior Registrar, at a hospital ball…

“You know you’re into heavy metal and things like that, are you also into, like, self harming?”

He actually made cutting movements to his thighs as he said it!

I just laughed, and said “no”. Tbf he was a tad tipsy, but it also shows, that even highly intelligent people can believe silly stereotypes.

I still find it amusing, all these years later xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in work after 2 weeks off guarantee I’ll get…. ‘Are you glad to be back?’

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing

For me it's "Are you knitting?" while I'm knitting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how do you feel".

With my hands.

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By *uke-de-PleasureMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Once organised a buffet at work and I offered a girl from accounts some chicken wings

"Oh, er, I'm not sure" she hesitated, "are they the front or back legs?"

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing

"Once organised a buffet at work and I offered a girl from accounts some chicken wings

"Oh, er, I'm not sure" she hesitated, "are they the front or back legs?""

That reminds me of the time a customer asked me if "Chicken of the Sea" brand of canned tuna was actually chicken.

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By *ust me 999Man
over a year ago

near you

"How are you in the doctors surgery

Like meet now

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Once organised a buffet at work and I offered a girl from accounts some chicken wings

"Oh, er, I'm not sure" she hesitated, "are they the front or back legs?""

What are buffalo wings ? Buffalo don't have wings

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By *uke-de-PleasureMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Once organised a buffet at work and I offered a girl from accounts some chicken wings

"Oh, er, I'm not sure" she hesitated, "are they the front or back legs?"

What are buffalo wings ? Buffalo don't have wings"

Slipping effortlessly into QI mode...

They're were invented in the city of Buffalo in upstate New York.

But yes they're chicken

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *uke-de-PleasureMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Once organised a buffet at work and I offered a girl from accounts some chicken wings

"Oh, er, I'm not sure" she hesitated, "are they the front or back legs?"

That reminds me of the time a customer asked me if "Chicken of the Sea" brand of canned tuna was actually chicken."

Hello Michigan! Was thinking that's a very American reply. Most Brits on here won't have come across Chicken of the Sea before.

Well amusing though!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

When working in various offices I was always asked how long a technical process was going to take.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

When the Dentist asks where you're going on holiday. They must think everybody goes to ojhahjohjo every summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh they must be close in age, how far apart were they born?"

"20 minutes"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Once organised a buffet at work and I offered a girl from accounts some chicken wings

"Oh, er, I'm not sure" she hesitated, "are they the front or back legs?"

What are buffalo wings ? Buffalo don't have wings

Slipping effortlessly into QI mode...

They're were invented in the city of Buffalo in upstate New York.

But yes they're chicken "

The city of Buffalo invented chicken wings?! Jeez, my schooling was deficient

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Often asked some variant on “Is it cold up there?”, “Do the seagulls try to land on your head” etc.

For some reason people think a tall person has never heard those questions before

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing

"Once organised a buffet at work and I offered a girl from accounts some chicken wings

"Oh, er, I'm not sure" she hesitated, "are they the front or back legs?"

That reminds me of the time a customer asked me if "Chicken of the Sea" brand of canned tuna was actually chicken.

Hello Michigan! Was thinking that's a very American reply. Most Brits on here won't have come across Chicken of the Sea before.

Well amusing though! "

The customer was American too. Just a sign that customers aren't always right lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where did you lose it?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I hate it when people ask me for directions.

Am I a bloody atlas? At any given time, it’s highly likely that I don’t know where the hell I am either and besides, I am utterly crap at describing how to get somewhere at any rate.

‘Go to the end of this road and turn left….then ask some other random bugger the same question.’

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

My husband gets irritated when he's out and about with his identical twin brother (and the really are identical!) and you get people asking - wait for it - "Are you two twins".

One time, I heard him say "No, we're married" when he was asked it when in a rather grumpy mood.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

""do you work here??"

Whilst I'm wearing my uniform with name badge and actively in the middle of doing something that only a member of staff would be doing.

I really have to try very hard not to reply sarcastically.

I used to get that a lot when browsing in shops and I didn't work there.

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

"Red hair red temper??? NAW GRRRRRR

So...

Is that a "yes" then?

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

"Once organised a buffet at work and I offered a girl from accounts some chicken wings

"Oh, er, I'm not sure" she hesitated, "are they the front or back legs?"

What are buffalo wings ? Buffalo don't have wingsits a sauce ffs

Slipping effortlessly into QI mode...

They're were invented in the city of Buffalo in upstate New York.

But yes they're chicken

The city of Buffalo invented chicken wings?! Jeez, my schooling was deficient

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

"Once organised a buffet at work and I offered a girl from accounts some chicken wings

"Oh, er, I'm not sure" she hesitated, "are they the front or back legs?"

What are buffalo wings ? Buffalo don't have it's a coating ffs

Slipping effortlessly into QI mode...

They're were invented in the city of Buffalo in upstate New York.

But yes they're chicken

The city of Buffalo invented chicken wings?! Jeez, my schooling was deficient

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it's a coating ffs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Once organised a buffet at work and I offered a girl from accounts some chicken wings

"Oh, er, I'm not sure" she hesitated, "are they the front or back legs?"

What are buffalo wings ? Buffalo don't have it's a coating ffs

Slipping effortlessly into QI mode...

They're were invented in the city of Buffalo in upstate New York.

But yes they're chicken

The city of Buffalo invented chicken wings?! Jeez, my schooling was deficient

it's a coating ffs"

Wasn't there a film made about chickens in coats? I rather enjoyed it.

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By *ottom4topxMan
over a year ago

Derry

What are you into? Fckin hate that

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"Wasn't there a film made about chickens in coats? I rather enjoyed it. "

You would be thinking of The Kentucky-Fried Movie....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you really 50?! No I plucked a random number out of the air you nob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My husband gets irritated when he's out and about with his identical twin brother (and the really are identical!) and you get people asking - wait for it - "Are you two twins".

One time, I heard him say "No, we're married" when he was asked it when in a rather grumpy mood.

He should say its a clone and he's been selected for a special science program

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By *ust me 999Man
over a year ago

near you

Had one this morning , meet now at yours !! Like yeah sure just pop round get real mate he was 21 year old too which is just too young for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you into? Fckin hate that"
yeah I get this I just say "I'm not into you" to the person now

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By *ll 4 herCouple
over a year ago

Bury/Bolton

Always amuses me when telling someone you are off on holiday, then the inevitable question "Going anywhere nice?"

No we booked a sh*thole for giggles

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Often greeted by an Irish friend with..is it yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where did you lose it?"

That's a good one

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