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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

how many fakes on this site

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

7

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

164965218 give or take

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

One less if you report it and it really is a fake

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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

is there a prize for the nearest guess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

flakes?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"164965218 give or take "

+ 1

Ive decided to come out of the closet today...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fake

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Sakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it matter?

Whatever the answer is, it is a very small percentage compared to the amount of genuine people.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"how many fakes on this site"

A better question would be 'How many cakes on this site?'

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Us=8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"164965218 give or take

+ 1

Ive decided to come out of the closet today..."

+2 (me and him are both fakes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it matter?

Whatever the answer is, it is a very small percentage compared to the amount of genuine people."

I love logical people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jakes?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

1.5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all know the answer........... 42!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how many fakes on this site

A better question would be 'How many cakes on this site?'"

Oh crumbs! Do people really want a slice of action?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am actually a single bi female with a tight pussy and great tits... keep that between us tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know notheeeeeng

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"164965218 give or take

+ 1

Ive decided to come out of the closet today..."

I knew this day would come

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

People who pretend to bake cakes are fakes too. What sort of fakes are we talking about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am actually a single bi female with a tight pussy and great tits... keep that between us tho"

You want a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess the moral of the thread is ... ask a fookin daft question ... get a lot of daft posts in reply lol x oh and they're all wrong - my guess is 13.5 (the midget is defo a fake)

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"164965218 give or take

+ 1

Ive decided to come out of the closet today..."

....come back in with me later

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I am actually a single bi female with a tight pussy and great tits... keep that between us tho

You want a meet? "

yeah but, no but, yeah but.... ok

dam, I have just started my period, another time

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I am actually a single bi female with a tight pussy and great tits... keep that between us tho"

Fancy a shag babe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am actually a single bi female with a tight pussy and great tits... keep that between us tho"

(Fantasies about View) **shattered**

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I am actually a single bi female with a tight pussy and great tits... keep that between us tho

Fancy a shag babe. "

aye ok, bend over and I will use my very lifelike strap on cock

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"People who pretend to bake cakes are fakes too. What sort of fakes are we talking about?"

I bake fake cakes covered in flakes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am actually a single bi female with a tight pussy and great tits... keep that between us tho

You want a meet?

yeah but, no but, yeah but.... ok

dam, I have just started my period, another time "

Oh shame... Another time maybe!!

Nice tits btw

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa


"We all know the answer........... 42!!!!! "

Isn't that the answer to life the universe and everything ???

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I am actually a single bi female with a tight pussy and great tits... keep that between us tho

(Fantasies about View) **shattered** "

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I am actually a single bi female with a tight pussy and great tits... keep that between us tho

You want a meet?

yeah but, no but, yeah but.... ok

dam, I have just started my period, another time

Oh shame... Another time maybe!!

Nice tits btw "

cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all know the answer........... 42!!!!!

Isn't that the answer to life the universe and everything ???

"

Exactly.... .... The answer to everything!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I am actually a single bi female with a tight pussy and great tits... keep that between us tho

Fancy a shag babe.

aye ok, bend over and I will use my very lifelike strap on cock"

Ooooooooooo that does look lifelike,

now gies a suck at them great tits before we get started.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"how many fakes on this site"

define fake.... fake is one of those words easily thrown about around here with no justification.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am actually a single bi female with a tight pussy and great tits... keep that between us tho

Fancy a shag babe.

aye ok, bend over and I will use my very lifelike strap on cock

Ooooooooooo that does look lifelike,

now gies a suck at them great tits before we get started. "

?? View you said you were on your period!! You can never trust fakes hey

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

err.. like who would know..

actually who cares..

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"how many fakes on this site

define fake.... fake is one of those words easily thrown about around here with no justification....."

Get yer tits out for the boys _abio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lips are sealed. . . I`m not telling

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

What are talking about....

Fake Tits

Fake Cocks

Fake Watches

Fake Clothes

Fake Paintings

Fake Money

What??????

Ah couples that don't meet single men, forgot they all fake.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I am actually a single bi female with a tight pussy and great tits... keep that between us tho

Fancy a shag babe.

aye ok, bend over and I will use my very lifelike strap on cock

Ooooooooooo that does look lifelike,

now gies a suck at them great tits before we get started.

?? View you said you were on your period!! You can never trust fakes hey "

And i'll tell you what,he's no novice with that lifelike strap on cock

,ooooooooooo aaaaaaahhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake as we have been told before for having 2 profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh can we be fakes too?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


" Fake as we have been told before for having 2 profiles "

Nat n chrissey?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Oh can we be fakes too? "

If you 2 are fake, can I meet you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh can we be fakes too?

If you 2 are fake, can I meet you?"

Oh yes hang on we're need to make a fake meet wouldn't we ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Oh can we be fakes too?

If you 2 are fake, can I meet you?

Oh yes hang on we're need to make a fake meet wouldn't we ? "

I wouldn't turn up to a real meet, only a fake one.

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Depends on what kind of fake you mean?

Fake couple?

Fake person/singleton?

Fake swinger?

Fake interesting person?

Fake good looking guy?

Fake beautiful woman?

Fake squirted?

Etc......etcetc

Fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh can we be fakes too?

If you 2 are fake, can I meet you?

Oh yes hang on we're need to make a fake meet wouldn't we ?

I wouldn't turn up to a real meet, only a fake one."

Oh that's ok then we love fake meets only thing is they take up so much time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how many fakes on this site"
..we are fake :-

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Oh can we be fakes too?

If you 2 are fake, can I meet you?

Oh yes hang on we're need to make a fake meet wouldn't we ?

I wouldn't turn up to a real meet, only a fake one.

Oh that's ok then we love fake meets

only thing is they take up so much time

"

If you wear fake watches, they won't tell the time properly and we can take all

day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about fakes faking fake profiles of faking fake profiles who fake their profiles for fakes of fakers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"164965218 give or take "

You missed 1.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"what about fakes faking fake profiles of faking fake profiles who fake their profiles for fakes of fakers?"

For fakes sake!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Where has the OP gone?

I hope hes not one to add to the total

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh can we be fakes too?

If you 2 are fake, can I meet you?

Oh yes hang on we're need to make a fake meet wouldn't we ?

I wouldn't turn up to a real meet, only a fake one.

Oh that's ok then we love fake meets

only thing is they take up so much time

If you wear fake watches, they won't tell the time properly and we can take all

day. "

Ah that's a good idea although wouldn't that mean none if us would know when we're meeting and miss it altogether?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

What is a fake ?? Fake in what way.. ? Fake man pretending to be a women. ?

Fake cos you dont meet ?

Fake cos the pics shown arent you or were taken years ago

Fake cos you 3 stone heavier now??

so many fakes so little time

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"164965218 give or take

You missed 1. "

No I didn't.....jez outed herself

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By *sMinxyWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Just looked down my jammie top...

nope no fakes here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guess they will always be on here, can't all be as lucky as we all are to have good sexy fun

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"guess they will always be on here, can't all be as lucky as we all are to have good sexy fun"

Is that bannister real?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Fake as we have been told before for having 2 profiles

Nat n chrissey?"

its all in our profile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only part of faking my wife does is when she wants to get to sleep.......

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By *H.coupleCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh


"how many fakes on this site"

probably a lot, but we've met one totally genuine profile and wouldnt hesitate to have plenty more fun with them.

We're only after a few playmates really, so if we have to experience a few fakes for a good person, so be it

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Our fake profile,has been verified genuine by our other fake profiles,who have been verified genuine,by our other fake profiles.

In fact i'm off to have a fake meet,with our fake bi sexual female couple's profile,ooooo they're hot hot hot,and they both swallow.

It's not all fake though,i've just given myself a real stiffy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how long is a bit of string??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how many fakes on this site"

It depends what you class as a fake as there are a number of people with couples and singles profiles but I would say of the claimed 90,000 profiles a day that log in there are only 40,000 swingers are logging in. Well lets face it there are a max of 30 mill adults aged 20-60 and I would be surprised if more than 1 in 650ish adults are active swingers who use the net and use this site.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Our fake profile,has been verified genuine by our other fake profiles,who have been verified genuine,by our other fake profiles.

In fact i'm off to have a fake meet,with our fake bi sexual female couple's profile,ooooo they're hot hot hot,and they both swallow.

It's not all fake though,i've just given myself a real stiffy.

This is true. I went from Brighton to Glasgow for a shag and they were def fake.

"

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Our fake profile,has been verified genuine by our other fake profiles,who have been verified genuine,by our other fake profiles.

In fact i'm off to have a fake meet,with our fake bi sexual female couple's profile,ooooo they're hot hot hot,and they both swallow.

It's not all fake though,i've just given myself a real stiffy.

This is true. I went from Brighton to Glasgow for a shag and they were def fake.

"

I remember,we didnt meet you.

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By *amie0151Man
over a year ago

Wallasey


"how many fakes on this site

A better question would be 'How many cakes on this site?'"

I like cakes

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"how many fakes on this site

A better question would be 'How many cakes on this site?'

I like cakes "

What about pretend ones?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Me and Funky cloned 3487 fakes a couple of years ago and did a controlled release of them on Fab.

Some of them have developed personalities and emotions beyond their initial genetic programming and are now operating independantly.

Sadly the paperwork for the profect was lost in the Andromeda Black Hole back in 2184 in an unfortunate accident with a tin of spam and a 43.6mm plasma inducer coil. We now have no way of knowing how many of these fakes are still active on site...

Be careful out their people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fake and so's my wife Bernard!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I'm fake and so's my wife Bernard! "

I thought she was real enough! Just thought she had a daft name....*puzzled*

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