FabSwingers.com forum: Funny shop names

By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I saw a shop yesterday - Just Cremations.

Like oh a Cremation and a pint of milk please ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a shop called blue banana if I was them I'd be straight to the GUM clinic

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

There is a small village on the Welsh borders called Knockin akd the only shop is obviously called The Knockin Shop

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel

Used to be a famous lingerie shop in my home city called Gwenap…

Now that might be so naughty on face value, but the window displays were years ahead of the times, very explicit for the day…

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Salon down the road...

"Hair Furlong" took me ages to get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short bark and side for a dog groomers

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford

Staines Dry Cleaners.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Death undertakers...right next door to the church of the resurrection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish n chip shop called... Oh my cod.

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

There was a Canine Grooming Parlour near us that was called Doggy Style.

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By *ay-89Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Chip shop in London called "Jack the Chipper"

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

There used to a hair dressers in Barrow in Furness called, "Curl up and dye"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a Chinese takeaway in Glasgow called Wok This Way and in Airdrie there is a cafe at the back end of an Aldi. It's name is Bachialdi.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

When we visit our holiday home on the Isle of Wight we occasionally pass by a motorcycle dealers called Dave Death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chatham’s got loads of Dickensian names for shops and restaurants, as I recall, “A tale of two curries” etc. Silly, but fun

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Went past a Cobblers called "Cobblers!" the other day which just made me laugh

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By *ubwife4uCouple
over a year ago

Heathrow

Not a shop, but driving through SE London I once saw a van with “penguin Cleaning Services” printed on it.

My initial thought was that there probably wasn’t much call for that in south London!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a shop here that was called Singhsbury’s. Sainsbury’s threatened legal action so they changed it to Morrisinghs

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

A fish called Rhondda - chip shop

R. Soles - cobbler

Knockers and knobs - ironmongers

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Theres a shop in Leeds called Seamen, sells seafood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gism superstore in north London

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By *obel42Couple
over a year ago

North Lancashire

Fast food outlet on White Hart Lane, Tottenham called Tottenham Hot Spuds.

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I know of a deli called KT's Baps. Quite a saucy little joint.

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

We had a shop in leeds years ago called knobs and knockers ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think my favourite was Sofa King.

Their tag line was "Where the prices are Sofa King low!"

However any businesses that use a K instead of C can fuck right off. Looking at you Krazy Kuts and Karpet Kingdom!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blowjobz -salon

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By *yronutMan
over a year ago

St Austell

In Worthing a few years ago a shop selling baby buggies and prams……

‘Immaculate Contraptions’

Saw it every day and alway made me smile!,

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

There was an ice cream shop using the game of thrones font called, Game of Cones.

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By *nebig1ivorMan
over a year ago

Reading

Jason's Donervan

Abrakebabra

The Knob Shop

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Abrakebabra

Pretty big chain in Ireland that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Binley mega chippy

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

There used to be a really good fish and chip shop in New Malden called "Rock n Roe".

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Used to be a shop called Cruise Holidays. Not funny except he had models of liners in the window including the Titanic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandwich shop in Paignton called big baps closed down so obviously not that big

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Local salon called Herr Kutz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There used to be a female sex shop, ran by females, for females, called Gash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Effing Sandwich shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a kebab van in Bordon Hants called.. Bordon Ramsay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a Malt Disley I’ve seen. A whiskey store in a place called Disley

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Fast food outlet on White Hart Lane, Tottenham called Tottenham Hot Spuds. "

I dont get it

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

There was a green grocer in Great Barr, Birmingham called "Melon Cauli"

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By *obel42Couple
over a year ago

North Lancashire

"Fast food outlet on White Hart Lane, Tottenham called Tottenham Hot Spuds.

I dont get it"

Tottenham Hotspur Football Club stadium is at the end of that road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's an antique shop called Period Features. Always makes me laugh.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Fish n chip shop called... Oh my cod."

I've a local chippy called the Cods Scallops

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Death undertakers...right next door to the church of the resurrection

Apparently the now famous The Body Shop opened its first branch in Brighton next to an Undertakers. It made the local news which catapulted it to fame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fish n chip shop called... Oh my cod.

I've a local chippy called the Cods Scallops

We have 'the Cod Father' and 'Asalt +battery'

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Two pubs we know of should get together

"The Cock" and "The Spread Eagle"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Dogs Bollocks Grooming Parlour

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By *uzyamCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

There was a dog groomers in Plymouth called dirty dogs and filthy bitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a wee village in County Doncaster there's a bar called...

The Muff Inn...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a wee village in County Doncaster there's a bar called...

The Muff Inn..."

*County Donegal...

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Not a shop.....but I followed a toilet hire company tanker (the ones that pump all the shit out) the other day that had "No stools left in this van overnight" on the side.

Made me chuckle....

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Used to be a famous lingerie shop in my home city called Gwenap…

Now that might be so naughty on face value, but the window displays were years ahead of the times, very explicit for the day…"

On Prinny Ave at the Botanic junction. And yep, those window displays were fantastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drove past one in Irlam today called Sandra’s Seconds.

It’s a 2nd hand shop but my filthy mind thought different

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By *gentlegiant66Man
over a year ago

Kettering

"Fish n chip shop called... Oh my cod.

I've a local chippy called the Cods Scallops

Fish n chips in Leicester.....

The codfather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barber Streisand

A barber shop in angel!

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Chippy called chish and fips

Car wash known as 'best hand job in North west'

Still a knobs and knockers in Dublin

Irish solicitors known "phibbs and lyers'

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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I know this sounds far fetched, but this 100% true,a small village I grew up in,had a small shop in cock Lane,the lady that owned the shop was called fanny balls,

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live

"We have a shop called blue banana if I was them I'd be straight to the GUM clinic

I know a shop called that and I think they do clothing and piercings

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"We have a shop called blue banana if I was them I'd be straight to the GUM clinic

I know a shop called that and I think they do clothing and piercings

Yeah alternative clothing. They have few branches. I've gotten tshirts before.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

There is a convenience store near me which has a sign that says "BJ's Sweets & Tobacco" (note the apostrophe). I used to jokingly tell people I don't go there for the sweets or tobacco.

There is also a market area nearby named "Market Place". It has a fish and chip shop called "The Market Place". I've always thought they missed a pun and should have called it "The Market Plaice".

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Normally the barbers or hairdressers have strange names

But slightly changing the script for a moment I drove through nevada desert a few years ago a came across a restaurant called from your grill to ours

I asked for the menu and the waiter said

Did you actually knock an animal down on your drive to here Sir?

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

"I know this sounds far fetched, but this 100% true,a small village I grew up in,had a small shop in cock Lane,the lady that owned the shop was called fanny balls,"

If you had Said 101% I would have bought that lol

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