FabSwingers.com forum: I'm a twit!!

By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

I've had terrible heartburn for two days and just ordered myself a heatwave pizza from dominoes!!

Why???

Pint of milk at the ready then lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why?? Cos you're a twit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what they say .... kill or cure.

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"You know what they say .... kill or cure.

I fear it may be the first!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had terrible heartburn for two days and just ordered myself a heatwave pizza from dominoes!!

Why???

Pint of milk at the ready then lol x "

Hope you got share size!!!

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"I've had terrible heartburn for two days and just ordered myself a heatwave pizza from dominoes!!

Why???

Pint of milk at the ready then lol x

Hope you got share size!!!"

There's plenty!! U on your way? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had terrible heartburn for two days and just ordered myself a heatwave pizza from dominoes!!

Why???

Pint of milk at the ready then lol x

Hope you got share size!!!

There's plenty!! U on your way? X "

Yep I'm outside x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had terrible heartburn for two days and just ordered myself a heatwave pizza from dominoes!!

Why???

Pint of milk at the ready then lol x

Hope you got share size!!!

There's plenty!! U on your way? X

Yep I'm outside x"

Whilst your in Kent, pop round to ours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had terrible heartburn for two days and just ordered myself a heatwave pizza from dominoes!!

Why???

Pint of milk at the ready then lol x

Hope you got share size!!!

There's plenty!! U on your way? X

Yep I'm outside x

Whilst your in Kent, pop round to ours

Ooh darn only brought 4 condoms. Will have to nip to pub inberween to get some more. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had terrible heartburn for two days and just ordered myself a heatwave pizza from dominoes!!

Why???

Pint of milk at the ready then lol x

Hope you got share size!!!

There's plenty!! U on your way? X

Yep I'm outside x

Whilst your in Kent, pop round to ours

Ooh darn only brought 4 condoms. Will have to nip to pub inberween to get some more. X"

Btw loving your outdoor photos x

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"I've had terrible heartburn for two days and just ordered myself a heatwave pizza from dominoes!!

Why???

Pint of milk at the ready then lol x

Hope you got share size!!!

There's plenty!! U on your way? X

Yep I'm outside x"

Just looked out the window and I can't see you.. Very disappointed!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had terrible heartburn for two days and just ordered myself a heatwave pizza from dominoes!!

Why???

Pint of milk at the ready then lol x

Hope you got share size!!!

There's plenty!! U on your way? X

Yep I'm outside x

Whilst your in Kent, pop round to ours

Ooh darn only brought 4 condoms. Will have to nip to pub inberween to get some more. X"

We have our own supply lol.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had terrible heartburn for two days and just ordered myself a heatwave pizza from dominoes!!

Why???

Pint of milk at the ready then lol x "

TWIT!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had terrible heartburn for two days and just ordered myself a heatwave pizza from dominoes!!

Why???

Pint of milk at the ready then lol x

Hope you got share size!!!

There's plenty!! U on your way? X

Yep I'm outside x

Just looked out the window and I can't see you.. Very disappointed!!!

I'm hiding behind the snowman. X

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"I've had terrible heartburn for two days and just ordered myself a heatwave pizza from dominoes!!

Why???

Pint of milk at the ready then lol x

Hope you got share size!!!

There's plenty!! U on your way? X

Yep I'm outside x

Just looked out the window and I can't see you.. Very disappointed!!!

I'm hiding behind the snowman. X"

No point hiding there. Gotta get this first meet out the way so I can crack on with the bum squeezing!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope the delivery drivers gets a tip lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this actually product placement?

Are you being sponsored by Dominoes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope it's a stuffed crust

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Is this actually product placement?

Are you being sponsored by Dominoes?

I wish.. Then I'd get them for free!! X

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Hope the delivery drivers gets a tip lol"

He's about 17 and has a severe acne problem, so ill pass!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is knocking at the door now. Hope ur in a silky nightdress with pizza in one hand and sky remote in other .

Then after u have given me some wine I will pop to see mrl and miss j. For some more wine.

Then back to urs so we can have the grind time u require as will then be second date.

And then back to mrl and missj to finish off the night .

Oh and then pub again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope the delivery drivers gets a tip lol

He's about 17 and has a severe acne problem, so ill pass!! X "

I would love to stuff your crust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is knocking at the door now. Hope ur in a silky nightdress with pizza in one hand and sky remote in other .

Then after u have given me some wine I will pop to see mrl and miss j. For some more wine.

Then back to urs so we can have the grind time u require as will then be second date.

And then back to mrl and missj to finish off the night .

Oh and then pub again "

Don't think you will be able to walk out of ours lol...... Invite the lovely lady round to ours, the more the merrier

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Is knocking at the door now. Hope ur in a silky nightdress with pizza in one hand and sky remote in other .

Then after u have given me some wine I will pop to see mrl and miss j. For some more wine.

Then back to urs so we can have the grind time u require as will then be second date.

And then back to mrl and missj to finish off the night .

Oh and then pub again "

I'm ready for you...hope its not too far between houses. Don't want to be kept waiting later. X x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Oh feck, the moped is having problems & I can't find ma helmet

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Is knocking at the door now. Hope ur in a silky nightdress with pizza in one hand and sky remote in other .

Then after u have given me some wine I will pop to see mrl and miss j. For some more wine.

Then back to urs so we can have the grind time u require as will then be second date.

And then back to mrl and missj to finish off the night .

Oh and then pub again

Don't think you will be able to walk out of ours lol...... Invite the lovely lady round to ours, the more the merrier

Oh that would make things easier!! Thank you for the invite!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is knocking at the door now. Hope ur in a silky nightdress with pizza in one hand and sky remote in other .

Then after u have given me some wine I will pop to see mrl and miss j. For some more wine.

Then back to urs so we can have the grind time u require as will then be second date.

And then back to mrl and missj to finish off the night .

Oh and then pub again

Don't think you will be able to walk out of ours lol...... Invite the lovely lady round to ours, the more the merrier

Oh that would make things easier!! Thank you for the invite!!

That's cool but I will have to leave and come back.

Darn my silly no contact rules on first meets x. Does mrs ab mind being me new swing partner ??

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Is knocking at the door now. Hope ur in a silky nightdress with pizza in one hand and sky remote in other .

Then after u have given me some wine I will pop to see mrl and miss j. For some more wine.

Then back to urs so we can have the grind time u require as will then be second date.

And then back to mrl and missj to finish off the night .

Oh and then pub again

Don't think you will be able to walk out of ours lol...... Invite the lovely lady round to ours, the more the merrier

Oh that would make things easier!! Thank you for the invite!!

That's cool but I will have to leave and come back.

Darn my silly no contact rules on first meets x. Does mrs ab mind being me new swing partner ??

I'm new to all this but sounds good to me, can't you just leave walk round the garden then come back?? Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is knocking at the door now. Hope ur in a silky nightdress with pizza in one hand and sky remote in other .

Then after u have given me some wine I will pop to see mrl and miss j. For some more wine.

Then back to urs so we can have the grind time u require as will then be second date.

And then back to mrl and missj to finish off the night .

Oh and then pub again

Don't think you will be able to walk out of ours lol...... Invite the lovely lady round to ours, the more the merrier

Oh that would make things easier!! Thank you for the invite!!

Your welcome.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is knocking at the door now. Hope ur in a silky nightdress with pizza in one hand and sky remote in other .

Then after u have given me some wine I will pop to see mrl and miss j. For some more wine.

Then back to urs so we can have the grind time u require as will then be second date.

And then back to mrl and missj to finish off the night .

Oh and then pub again

Don't think you will be able to walk out of ours lol...... Invite the lovely lady round to ours, the more the merrier

Oh that would make things easier!! Thank you for the invite!!

That's cool but I will have to leave and come back.

Darn my silly no contact rules on first meets x. Does mrs ab mind being me new swing partner ??

I'm new to all this but sounds good to me, can't you just leave walk round the garden then come back?? Lol x "
. No I have to go to another venue. Rules Are rules . X

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"Is knocking at the door now. Hope ur in a silky nightdress with pizza in one hand and sky remote in other .

Then after u have given me some wine I will pop to see mrl and miss j. For some more wine.

Then back to urs so we can have the grind time u require as will then be second date.

And then back to mrl and missj to finish off the night .

Oh and then pub again

Don't think you will be able to walk out of ours lol...... Invite the lovely lady round to ours, the more the merrier

Oh that would make things easier!! Thank you for the invite!!

That's cool but I will have to leave and come back.

Darn my silly no contact rules on first meets x. Does mrs ab mind being me new swing partner ??

I'm new to all this but sounds good to me, can't you just leave walk round the garden then come back?? Lol x . No I have to go to another venue. Rules Are rules . X"

Rules is made to be broken....... Take the garden tour..,. I wont tell...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any left for us?

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Is knocking at the door now. Hope ur in a silky nightdress with pizza in one hand and sky remote in other .

Then after u have given me some wine I will pop to see mrl and miss j. For some more wine.

Then back to urs so we can have the grind time u require as will then be second date.

And then back to mrl and missj to finish off the night .

Oh and then pub again

Don't think you will be able to walk out of ours lol...... Invite the lovely lady round to ours, the more the merrier

Oh that would make things easier!! Thank you for the invite!!

That's cool but I will have to leave and come back.

Darn my silly no contact rules on first meets x. Does mrs ab mind being me new swing partner ??

I'm new to all this but sounds good to me, can't you just leave walk round the garden then come back?? Lol x . No I have to go to another venue. Rules Are rules . X"

Corner shop?? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any left for us?

I'm gonna need to move to Kent at this rate x

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Any left for us?

I'm gonna need to move to Kent at this rate x"

Sounds like a perfectly logical step to me!!! X

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