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"A mate sent me this from the last thread… Would you kindly let Lemonbuttercream know… That she’d be the perfect filling for my muffin tops." I am a very good filling. But there's only one way to taste me ad it involves my pink baggy hole. | |||
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"Coyote. There’s a dude that’s rather shy and would like to pass this invite along to you. “” Coyote Ugly, would you like to sit astride my ACME Rocket ?”” Maybe Let him know before it goes off! " I've seen the cartoons, you're just trying to blow me up!! | |||
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"Posh you needy bugger, got one for you from an absolute stunner Can you please ask posh if I can join her with her early night? I’ve already asked if I can join but I need your permission too " Depends... does this stunner offer boob squishes and hair strokes? | |||
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"Twistedsoul35 Let me swallow your spunk please. " Is it from you Nora ?! | |||
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"Please tell Woody that I would " Nora! You're meant to post them for others... not just post your own! | |||
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"Please tell Woody that I would Nora! You're meant to post them for others... not just post your own! " I know right ! She keeps posting personal messages it seems ! | |||
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"Twistedsoul35 Let me swallow your spunk please. Is it from you Nora ?! " Does that sound like something I’d say?? I’m an angel! And no it wasn’t lol | |||
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"Please tell Woody that I would Nora! You're meant to post them for others... not just post your own! " Haha why’s everyone picking on me! | |||
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"My brassica obsessed friend has asked me to post this; Can you please tell Mr Sprout that I think he has magnificent taste in clothes and I love his sprout t-shirt. I hope he has sprouts every day." Thank you most days. Not everyday | |||
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"Twistedsoul35 Let me swallow your spunk please. Is it from you Nora ?! Does that sound like something I’d say?? I’m an angel! And no it wasn’t lol " True... you would have mentioned your love of bum fun and asked him to grow a beard... | |||
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"Please tell Woody that I would Nora! You're meant to post them for others... not just post your own! " Haha. This type of chat up line is one I can get on board with | |||
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"Please ask Hovis if he would wear that outfit and come to my work and pick me up and carry out like in Pretty Woman " I think they might mean officer and a gentleman | |||
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"Please tell Woody that I would Nora! You're meant to post them for others... not just post your own! Haha. This type of chat up line is one I can get on board with " I would though. Just saying | |||
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"Twistedsoul35 Let me swallow your spunk please. " There is plenty of it, make yourself known and you can swallow as much as you can handle | |||
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"Twistedsoul35 Let me swallow your spunk please. Is it from you Nora ?! Does that sound like something I’d say?? I’m an angel! And no it wasn’t lol True... you would have mentioned your love of bum fun and asked him to grow a beard... " | |||
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"Please ask Hovis if he would wear that outfit and come to my work and pick me up and carry out like in Pretty Woman " I will have to watch the film as normally I carry my women like a six pack | |||
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"To the delicious posh from a delicious snack….. Can you tell Posh I have a glory hole with her name on it. So stop yapping and start gobbling. " Didya write my name on or carve it into the wood with your mighty tool? | |||
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"Please ask Hovis if he would wear that outfit and come to my work and pick me up and carry out like in Pretty Woman I will have to watch the film as normally I carry my women like a six pack " Looking at your pics I’m not sure they have the right film haha | |||
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"Please tell Woody that I would Nora! You're meant to post them for others... not just post your own! Haha. This type of chat up line is one I can get on board with I would though. Just saying " Nora!! ….. I don’t blame you …. | |||
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"Posh you needy bugger, got one for you from an absolute stunner Can you please ask posh if I can join her with her early night? I’ve already asked if I can join but I need your permission too Depends... does this stunner offer boob squishes and hair strokes? " In response Absobloodylutely I think that’s a yes | |||
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"Posh you needy bugger, got one for you from an absolute stunner Can you please ask posh if I can join her with her early night? I’ve already asked if I can join but I need your permission too Depends... does this stunner offer boob squishes and hair strokes? In response Absobloodylutely I think that’s a yes " I'm so in!! | |||
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"Haha just received this message. Tell Woody I would too " Tell your mates my inbox’s are open. Yes plural, I’ve got one for overflow. | |||
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"I do not do well in these….so I’m out (my criteria is pretty strict so I’m not surprised) " Hold onnn. Don’t leave just yet | |||
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"Ooooh from a hottie to a hottie Can you please let MissYB know that she is one gorgeous lady with a rather sexy body " Oooooh why thank you very much but if you saw me now in my Christmas pyjamas and bed socks you may think otherwise! | |||
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"Ooooh from a hottie to a hottie Can you please let MissYB know that she is one gorgeous lady with a rather sexy body Oooooh why thank you very much but if you saw me now in my Christmas pyjamas and bed socks you may think otherwise! " Ooooo that sounds very cosy | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55] Own it !! " I hit the wrong button! | |||
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"From one lovely person to another: 'Can you please let Nora know that she’s a sexy lady and I’d love to go lingerie shopping with her, her lingeries is gorgeous! '" Awww I’m always up for shopping! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55] Own it !! I hit the wrong button!" Men say the same when they enter the wrong hole ! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55] Own it !! I hit the wrong button! Men say the same when they enter the wrong hole ! " There is a wrong hole? I thought it was just a different hole | |||
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"Ooooh from a hottie to a hottie Can you please let MissYB know that she is one gorgeous lady with a rather sexy body Oooooh why thank you very much but if you saw me now in my Christmas pyjamas and bed socks you may think otherwise! Ooooo that sounds very cosy " Yeah have plenty spare if you ever fancy a sleepover Did I just say that out loud? | |||
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"My sexy mate says to the OP... I'm not sure your eyes are actually blue, I think I need a close up look " I’m more than happy for eye inspections! I’m a black belt in staring competitions too! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55] Own it !! I hit the wrong button! Men say the same when they enter the wrong hole ! There is a wrong hole? I thought it was just a different hole " you won't be saying that in nine months ... | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55] Own it !! I hit the wrong button! Men say the same when they enter the wrong hole ! There is a wrong hole? I thought it was just a different hole " Nope. There’s definitely a wrong un | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55] Own it !! I hit the wrong button! Men say the same when they enter the wrong hole ! There is a wrong hole? I thought it was just a different hole you won't be saying that in nine months ..." Why sweetie... that sounds like a proposition | |||
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"From one very naughty man to a hottie…. Get well soon nora, I’m here waiting with a tub of Vicks ready to rub into your chest. It might not make you feel better but it will definitely work for me " Aw that’s sweet but not sure how vicks will help what I’ve got . I’ve got some oil you can rub into it though | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55] Own it !! I hit the wrong button! Men say the same when they enter the wrong hole ! There is a wrong hole? I thought it was just a different hole Nope. There’s definitely a wrong un " True. Nostrils and ear holes are just a hard no. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55] Own it !! I hit the wrong button! Men say the same when they enter the wrong hole ! There is a wrong hole? I thought it was just a different hole you won't be saying that in nine months ... Why sweetie... that sounds like a proposition " wanna go halves on a baby ? | |||
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"Ooooh from a hottie to a hottie Can you please let MissYB know that she is one gorgeous lady with a rather sexy body Oooooh why thank you very much but if you saw me now in my Christmas pyjamas and bed socks you may think otherwise! Ooooo that sounds very cosy Yeah have plenty spare if you ever fancy a sleepover Did I just say that out loud? " Ooooo should I bring snacks? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55] Own it !! I hit the wrong button! Men say the same when they enter the wrong hole ! There is a wrong hole? I thought it was just a different hole you won't be saying that in nine months ... Why sweetie... that sounds like a proposition wanna go halves on a baby ? " *faints* Smooth talker Ready when you are | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55] Own it !! I hit the wrong button! Men say the same when they enter the wrong hole ! There is a wrong hole? I thought it was just a different hole you won't be saying that in nine months ... Why sweetie... that sounds like a proposition wanna go halves on a baby ? *faints* Smooth talker Ready when you are " I've just had a posh wank (no pun intended). Will post it. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55] Own it !! I hit the wrong button! Men say the same when they enter the wrong hole ! There is a wrong hole? I thought it was just a different hole you won't be saying that in nine months ... Why sweetie... that sounds like a proposition wanna go halves on a baby ? *faints* Smooth talker Ready when you are I've just had a posh wank (no pun intended). Will post it. " You know I'm taking that to mean you wanked over me, right? | |||
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"From a sexy man to a sexy lady Can you please tell MissYB I’m not sure if i can do filthy things to such a gorgeous woman… would she let me find out? " Oh my I’m partial to getting a bit filthy now and again | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55] Own it !! I hit the wrong button! Men say the same when they enter the wrong hole ! There is a wrong hole? I thought it was just a different hole you won't be saying that in nine months ... Why sweetie... that sounds like a proposition wanna go halves on a baby ? *faints* Smooth talker Ready when you are I've just had a posh wank (no pun intended). Will post it. You know I'm taking that to mean you wanked over me, right? " save it for the tribute thread missy | |||
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"And I'm out for my early night. (And possibly to dream about life sharing a baby) Feel free to leave me smut to read in the morning " Nooooo not yet. You have a message….. To not so posh x Ever visited Liverpool?? Happy to guide and lend a hand if needed x | |||
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"Please can you let _ryingitout19 that I want him in that shirt and black trunks at my door tomorrow, so we can do unmentionably bad bad bad things in every room" On my way | |||
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"Tryingitout19 "If I fab all of your pics does that make me stalkerish? Don't make me pick...."" Fab away just put a new one up….. | |||
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"Tryingitout19 "If I fab all of your pics does that make me stalkerish? Don't make me pick...." Fab away just put a new one up….." We all scamper for a gander | |||
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"Tryingitout19 "If I fab all of your pics does that make me stalkerish? Don't make me pick...." Fab away just put a new one up….. We all scamper for a gander " Ha ha. Oh to be that popular….. | |||
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"Tryingitout19 "If I fab all of your pics does that make me stalkerish? Don't make me pick...." Fab away just put a new one up….. We all scamper for a gander Ha ha. Oh to be that popular….." I looked! | |||
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"Tryingitout19 "If I fab all of your pics does that make me stalkerish? Don't make me pick...." Fab away just put a new one up….. We all scamper for a gander Ha ha. Oh to be that popular….." I'm in ninja mode you'll never know | |||
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"Guys listen up. Got a message from a sexy minx for three of you... Please tell the Mayor of Manchester, Dannoo and Hovis that I'm feeling the need for the three of them, here, now, naked. Further instructions will follow upon their arrival " Intriguing, but I’m shocking with instructions…just look at my previous flat pack furniture fails | |||
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"Another message to deliver sent from another hottie in here... Could you please inform Mayor of Manchester that I’m good with my hands if he needs a leg massage" My legs are pretty broken after that hike…bring the baby oil | |||
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"Got one from a hot mate for a bombshell... Mind letting helle know that her pics are really hot, and the 'flashbacks' she mentions in her status have me intrigued and wanting to know more. Also wouldn't mind those legs of hers wrapped around my ears or over my shoulders" Oh I savour those but never share x I shall be adding yoga to my pilates soon enough, these gymnastic manoeuvres are tough on an old bird like me | |||
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"Guys listen up. Got a message from a sexy minx for three of you... Please tell the Mayor of Manchester, Dannoo and Hovis that I'm feeling the need for the three of them, here, now, naked. Further instructions will follow upon their arrival " on gonna need a post code .. . | |||
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"Guys listen up. Got a message from a sexy minx for three of you... Please tell the Mayor of Manchester, Dannoo and Hovis that I'm feeling the need for the three of them, here, now, naked. Further instructions will follow upon their arrival on gonna need a post code .. ." Good shout there | |||
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"Not in as no one loves wonko " I love you winko | |||
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"Another anonymous message,this time from an Eagle eyed hottie Mellrose & Mr Sprout Your profile pics stacked in the thread have me stirred... looks so like Mellrose has been a naughty minx and is about to get taken in hand by MrSprout....literally totally projecting " It actually does…… good call there | |||
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"Not in as no one loves wonko I love you winko" Me too wonky! | |||
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"A message from a lovely gentleman who could fill a humungus anus that sucks like a dyson Could you let fabulousandbearded know that i want him to put his leafblower up my rectum put it on full power and turn me into a blow up doll " ps thanks for making me send that | |||
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"Another anonymous message,this time from an Eagle eyed hottie Mellrose & Mr Sprout Your profile pics stacked in the thread have me stirred... looks so like Mellrose has been a naughty minx and is about to get taken in hand by MrSprout....literally totally projecting It actually does…… good call there " Well I’m not to to disappoint people. I’m ready when you are | |||
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"Message from a beauty….. Could you tell CoyoteUgly that I find them "phowar" to quote every 1970s show!? Thanks! X" Been a while since I got phoawred. | |||
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"To: KnightsoftheCoffeeTable An incredibly sexy young woman friend has asked me to say “You guys are so focused on eachother in pics it's like you forget the camera is there. Hot af ” And she’s not wrong" Thank you very sexy young lady | |||
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"For: _nightsofthecoffeetable "Your pics are amazingly hot and cause the imagination to run wild. Mr is a very lucky man haha"" Thank you I'm the lucky one He is a great photographer, I swear I look a lot worse in real life Mrs | |||
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"Message from a hunk of a man : Could you let myb know i want to see her boobies shake as i stroke my sausage dog" I won’t be able to contain myself from stroking your sausage dog either!!! | |||
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"Message from an insanely hot couple…. Message for DutchessB Your pics are stunning and I'd love for us both to join you. Anon" Ooooooo a couple | |||
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"Hold onto your horses we are still in action…. From a very handsome guy.. Can you let Kinky inked bi know That I love that beautiful face of hers and I would love to meet up with her xx" Ooh this must be a friend I’m intrigued! Also thank you that’s kind to say xx | |||
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"And another from another handsome guy….. Can you ask kinky inked bi that I’d love to stimulate her mind and have her body follow" Talking my kinda language! | |||
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