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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Taking over from the beautiful and oh so kissable Posh!

As you were gorgeous ones….

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in for the thrills!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in for a small while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for the shivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh why not.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Happy to play postie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhh go on then

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

I much more prefer these threads than the controversial ones ...I shall partake

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Someone has got to have had too much to drink by now. I’m in

Also happy to play postie

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hey MYB you sexy devil.

I'll join you for a short while but I'm definitely having an earlyish night!

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Oh I missed the first so I'm definitely in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’ll play for a bit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in… for part 2!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll dip a toe for a go

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

I’m back in for sending some sexy messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coyote. There’s a dude that’s rather shy and would like to pass this invite along to you.

“” Coyote Ugly, would you like to sit astride my ACME Rocket ?””

Maybe Let him know before it goes off!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A mate sent me this from the last thread…

Would you kindly let Lemonbuttercream know…

That she’d be the perfect filling for my muffin tops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're in for a bit...

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

An absolute babe has just popped into my inbox with this message….

Please can you tell F&B I've decided now, I just want to grind on his beard please.

Ta very much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was rubbish in the last one.

I am to be no worse this time around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A mate sent me this from the last thread…

Would you kindly let Lemonbuttercream know…

That she’d be the perfect filling for my muffin tops."

I am a very good filling.

But there's only one way to taste me ad it involves my pink baggy hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coyote. There’s a dude that’s rather shy and would like to pass this invite along to you.

“” Coyote Ugly, would you like to sit astride my ACME Rocket ?””

Maybe Let him know before it goes off! "

I've seen the cartoons, you're just trying to blow me up!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Twistedsoul35 Let me swallow your spunk please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I get it. Deux is punny. Nice one OP.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

My brassica obsessed friend has asked me to post this;

Can you please tell Mr Sprout that I think he has magnificent taste in clothes and I love his sprout t-shirt. I hope he has sprouts every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message from a hot hot lady:

F&B is so hot with his mysterious & moody pics ....he gives me shivers

(I think she may have been looking at the wrong profile.... )

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Posh you needy bugger, got one for you from an absolute stunner

Can you please ask posh if I can join her with her early night?

I’ve already asked if I can join but I need your permission too

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell Woody that I would

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh you needy bugger, got one for you from an absolute stunner

Can you please ask posh if I can join her with her early night?

I’ve already asked if I can join but I need your permission too "

Depends... does this stunner offer boob squishes and hair strokes?

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Well now here’s a sizzling message from a even more sizzling firecracker….

Could you please tell Hovis that now I know he can go for over 5 hours with barely a break I'm definitely coming back for more

(Holy shit, not even a pee break?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twistedsoul35 Let me swallow your spunk please. "

Is it from you Nora ?!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Please tell Woody that I would "

Nora! You're meant to post them for others... not just post your own!

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Still here - but making work lunch for tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please tell Woody that I would

Nora! You're meant to post them for others... not just post your own! "

I know right ! She keeps posting personal messages it seems !

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Twistedsoul35 Let me swallow your spunk please.

Is it from you Nora ?! "

Does that sound like something I’d say??

I’m an angel!

And no it wasn’t lol

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Please tell Woody that I would

Nora! You're meant to post them for others... not just post your own! "

Haha why’s everyone picking on me!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"My brassica obsessed friend has asked me to post this;

Can you please tell Mr Sprout that I think he has magnificent taste in clothes and I love his sprout t-shirt. I hope he has sprouts every day."

Thank you most days. Not everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m supposed to be in bed, but what the hell, I’m still floating in n out.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Twistedsoul35 Let me swallow your spunk please.

Is it from you Nora ?!

Does that sound like something I’d say??

I’m an angel!

And no it wasn’t lol "

True... you would have mentioned your love of bum fun and asked him to grow a beard...

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please ask Hovis if he would wear that outfit and come to my work and pick me up and carry out like in Pretty Woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please tell Woody that I would

Nora! You're meant to post them for others... not just post your own! "

Haha. This type of chat up line is one I can get on board with

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Please ask Hovis if he would wear that outfit and come to my work and pick me up and carry out like in Pretty Woman "

I think they might mean officer and a gentleman

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Please tell Woody that I would

Nora! You're meant to post them for others... not just post your own!

Haha. This type of chat up line is one I can get on board with "

I would though. Just saying

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria


"Twistedsoul35 Let me swallow your spunk please. "

There is plenty of it, make yourself known and you can swallow as much as you can handle

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on then we'll join again

Tg x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Twistedsoul35 Let me swallow your spunk please.

Is it from you Nora ?!

Does that sound like something I’d say??

I’m an angel!

And no it wasn’t lol

True... you would have mentioned your love of bum fun and asked him to grow a beard... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please ask Hovis if he would wear that outfit and come to my work and pick me up and carry out like in Pretty Woman "
I will have to watch the film as normally I carry my women like a six pack

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

To the delicious posh from a delicious snack…..

Can you tell Posh I have a glory hole with her name on it. So stop yapping and start gobbling.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Haha just received this message.

Tell Woody I would too

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"To the delicious posh from a delicious snack…..

Can you tell Posh I have a glory hole with her name on it. So stop yapping and start gobbling. "

Didya write my name on or carve it into the wood with your mighty tool?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Please ask Hovis if he would wear that outfit and come to my work and pick me up and carry out like in Pretty Woman I will have to watch the film as normally I carry my women like a six pack "

Looking at your pics I’m not sure they have the right film haha

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Back in! Still feeling needy for compliments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please tell Woody that I would

Nora! You're meant to post them for others... not just post your own!

Haha. This type of chat up line is one I can get on board with

I would though. Just saying "

Nora!! ….. I don’t blame you

….

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message from a hottie

There is a certain Lady from Leeds whom makes me go weak at the knees.

My only wish is to share a dish of Lemon Drizzle Cake which would make my world ache knowing she likes my cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll brave it here.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Posh you needy bugger, got one for you from an absolute stunner

Can you please ask posh if I can join her with her early night?

I’ve already asked if I can join but I need your permission too

Depends... does this stunner offer boob squishes and hair strokes? "

In response

Absobloodylutely

I think that’s a yes

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Ooooh from a hottie to a hottie

Can you please let MissYB know that she is one gorgeous lady with a rather sexy body

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh you needy bugger, got one for you from an absolute stunner

Can you please ask posh if I can join her with her early night?

I’ve already asked if I can join but I need your permission too

Depends... does this stunner offer boob squishes and hair strokes?

In response

Absobloodylutely

I think that’s a yes

"

I'm so in!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Haha. Another one!!

Tell Woody so would I

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'll join in

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

In for pt II

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do not do well in these….so I’m out (my criteria is pretty strict so I’m not surprised)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha just received this message.

Tell Woody I would too "

Tell your mates my inbox’s are open. Yes plural, I’ve got one for overflow.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"I do not do well in these….so I’m out (my criteria is pretty strict so I’m not surprised) "

Hold onnn. Don’t leave just yet

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Ooooh from a hottie to a hottie

Can you please let MissYB know that she is one gorgeous lady with a rather sexy body "

Oooooh why thank you very much but if you saw me now in my Christmas pyjamas and bed socks you may think otherwise!

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

In again and happy to share your messages

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

In for a bit

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Ooooh from a hottie to a hottie

Can you please let MissYB know that she is one gorgeous lady with a rather sexy body

Oooooh why thank you very much but if you saw me now in my Christmas pyjamas and bed socks you may think otherwise! "

Ooooo that sounds very cosy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55]"

Own it !!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55]

Own it !! "

I hit the wrong button!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From one lovely person to another:

'Can you please let Nora know that she’s a sexy lady and I’d love to go lingerie shopping with her, her lingeries is gorgeous! '

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate says to the OP...

I'm not sure your eyes are actually blue, I think I need a close up look

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"From one lovely person to another:

'Can you please let Nora know that she’s a sexy lady and I’d love to go lingerie shopping with her, her lingeries is gorgeous! '"

Awww I’m always up for shopping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55]

Own it !!

I hit the wrong button!"

Men say the same when they enter the wrong hole !

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55]

Own it !!

I hit the wrong button!

Men say the same when they enter the wrong hole ! "

There is a wrong hole?

I thought it was just a different hole

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Ooooh from a hottie to a hottie

Can you please let MissYB know that she is one gorgeous lady with a rather sexy body

Oooooh why thank you very much but if you saw me now in my Christmas pyjamas and bed socks you may think otherwise!

Ooooo that sounds very cosy "

Yeah have plenty spare if you ever fancy a sleepover

Did I just say that out loud?

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"My sexy mate says to the OP...

I'm not sure your eyes are actually blue, I think I need a close up look "

I’m more than happy for eye inspections! I’m a black belt in staring competitions too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55]

Own it !!

I hit the wrong button!

Men say the same when they enter the wrong hole !

There is a wrong hole?

I thought it was just a different hole "

you won't be saying that in nine months ...

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55]

Own it !!

I hit the wrong button!

Men say the same when they enter the wrong hole !

There is a wrong hole?

I thought it was just a different hole "

Nope. There’s definitely a wrong un

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

From one very naughty man to a hottie….

Get well soon nora, I’m here waiting with a tub of Vicks ready to rub into your chest. It might not make you feel better but it will definitely work for me

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55]

Own it !!

I hit the wrong button!

Men say the same when they enter the wrong hole !

There is a wrong hole?

I thought it was just a different hole

you won't be saying that in nine months ..."

Why sweetie... that sounds like a proposition

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"From one very naughty man to a hottie….

Get well soon nora, I’m here waiting with a tub of Vicks ready to rub into your chest. It might not make you feel better but it will definitely work for me "

Aw that’s sweet but not sure how vicks will help what I’ve got . I’ve got some oil you can rub into it though

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55]

Own it !!

I hit the wrong button!

Men say the same when they enter the wrong hole !

There is a wrong hole?

I thought it was just a different hole

Nope. There’s definitely a wrong un "

True. Nostrils and ear holes are just a hard no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55]

Own it !!

I hit the wrong button!

Men say the same when they enter the wrong hole !

There is a wrong hole?

I thought it was just a different hole

you won't be saying that in nine months ...

Why sweetie... that sounds like a proposition "

wanna go halves on a baby ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duchess, if you are still reading… this is for you from a pal…

“””A message for Duchessb;

Whether or not your criteria is strict, you’re hot and I’d love to make sparks with you””””

*****This message will not self destruct in anytime….

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Ooooh from a hottie to a hottie

Can you please let MissYB know that she is one gorgeous lady with a rather sexy body

Oooooh why thank you very much but if you saw me now in my Christmas pyjamas and bed socks you may think otherwise!

Ooooo that sounds very cosy

Yeah have plenty spare if you ever fancy a sleepover

Did I just say that out loud? "

Ooooo should I bring snacks?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

From a sexy man to a sexy lady

Can you please tell MissYB I’m not sure if i can do filthy things to such a gorgeous woman… would she let me find out?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55]

Own it !!

I hit the wrong button!

Men say the same when they enter the wrong hole !

There is a wrong hole?

I thought it was just a different hole

you won't be saying that in nine months ...

Why sweetie... that sounds like a proposition

wanna go halves on a baby ? "

*faints*

Smooth talker

Ready when you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55]

Own it !!

I hit the wrong button!

Men say the same when they enter the wrong hole !

There is a wrong hole?

I thought it was just a different hole

you won't be saying that in nine months ...

Why sweetie... that sounds like a proposition

wanna go halves on a baby ?

*faints*

Smooth talker

Ready when you are "

I've just had a posh wank (no pun intended). Will post it.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55]

Own it !!

I hit the wrong button!

Men say the same when they enter the wrong hole !

There is a wrong hole?

I thought it was just a different hole

you won't be saying that in nine months ...

Why sweetie... that sounds like a proposition

wanna go halves on a baby ?

*faints*

Smooth talker

Ready when you are I've just had a posh wank (no pun intended). Will post it. "

You know I'm taking that to mean you wanked over me, right?

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"From a sexy man to a sexy lady

Can you please tell MissYB I’m not sure if i can do filthy things to such a gorgeous woman… would she let me find out?

"

Oh my I’m partial to getting a bit filthy now and again

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And I'm out for my early night.

(And possibly to dream about life sharing a baby)

Feel free to leave me smut to read in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 22:49:55]

Own it !!

I hit the wrong button!

Men say the same when they enter the wrong hole !

There is a wrong hole?

I thought it was just a different hole

you won't be saying that in nine months ...

Why sweetie... that sounds like a proposition

wanna go halves on a baby ?

*faints*

Smooth talker

Ready when you are I've just had a posh wank (no pun intended). Will post it.

You know I'm taking that to mean you wanked over me, right? "

save it for the tribute thread missy

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"And I'm out for my early night.

(And possibly to dream about life sharing a baby)

Feel free to leave me smut to read in the morning "

Nooooo not yet. You have a message…..

To not so posh x

Ever visited Liverpool?? Happy to guide and lend a hand if needed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right you filthy bunch. I’m definitely going to bed this time. I think I’ve posted on behalf of all those who sent. Feel free to digitally kick my arse if I haven’t.

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can you let _ryingitout19 that I want him in that shirt and black trunks at my door tomorrow, so we can do unmentionably bad bad bad things in every room

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"Please can you let _ryingitout19 that I want him in that shirt and black trunks at my door tomorrow, so we can do unmentionably bad bad bad things in every room"

On my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tryingitout19

"If I fab all of your pics does that make me stalkerish? Don't make me pick...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m back in

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"Tryingitout19

"If I fab all of your pics does that make me stalkerish? Don't make me pick....""

Fab away just put a new one up…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tryingitout19

"If I fab all of your pics does that make me stalkerish? Don't make me pick...."

Fab away just put a new one up….."

We all scamper for a gander

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

So many early nights on a bank holiday !

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"Tryingitout19

"If I fab all of your pics does that make me stalkerish? Don't make me pick...."

Fab away just put a new one up…..

We all scamper for a gander "

Ha ha. Oh to be that popular…..

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Tryingitout19

"If I fab all of your pics does that make me stalkerish? Don't make me pick...."

Fab away just put a new one up…..

We all scamper for a gander

Ha ha. Oh to be that popular….."

I looked!

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Hope everyone's staying up, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tryingitout19

"If I fab all of your pics does that make me stalkerish? Don't make me pick...."

Fab away just put a new one up…..

We all scamper for a gander

Ha ha. Oh to be that popular….."

I'm in ninja mode you'll never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'm in for this

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Afternoon all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all….me and broken legs and exhausted legs are in

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Still in and still happy to act as postie

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Missed yesterday, so I'm happy to be in if we're going again haha

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

We're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be rude not to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and happy to be a delivery guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a little bit!

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By *annooMan
over a year ago

Yeovil

Totally rude not to play!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For: _nightsofthecoffeetable

"Your pics are amazingly hot and cause the imagination to run wild. Mr is a very lucky man haha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To: KnightsoftheCoffeeTable

An incredibly sexy young woman friend has asked me to say “You guys are so focused on eachother in pics it's like you forget the camera is there. Hot af ”

And she’s not wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back on for a bit

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Guys listen up. Got a message from a sexy minx for three of you...

Please tell the Mayor of Manchester, Dannoo and Hovis that I'm feeling the need for the three of them, here, now, naked.

Further instructions will follow upon their arrival

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in as no one loves wonko

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'll join for the last lap or so

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Got one from a hot mate for a bombshell...

Mind letting helle know that her pics are really hot, and the 'flashbacks' she mentions in her status have me intrigued and wanting to know more. Also wouldn't mind those legs of hers wrapped around my ears or over my shoulders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Dannoo, where have you been hiding and can I please come seek?

I think you should say yes

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

In for a bit

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Another message to deliver sent from another hottie in here...

Could you please inform Mayor of Manchester that I’m good with my hands if he needs a leg massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys listen up. Got a message from a sexy minx for three of you...

Please tell the Mayor of Manchester, Dannoo and Hovis that I'm feeling the need for the three of them, here, now, naked.

Further instructions will follow upon their arrival "

Intriguing, but I’m shocking with instructions…just look at my previous flat pack furniture fails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another message to deliver sent from another hottie in here...

Could you please inform Mayor of Manchester that I’m good with my hands if he needs a leg massage"

My legs are pretty broken after that hike…bring the baby oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got one from a hot mate for a bombshell...

Mind letting helle know that her pics are really hot, and the 'flashbacks' she mentions in her status have me intrigued and wanting to know more. Also wouldn't mind those legs of hers wrapped around my ears or over my shoulders"

Oh I savour those but never share x

I shall be adding yoga to my pilates soon enough, these gymnastic manoeuvres are tough on an old bird like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When did this re start im in

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Another anonymous message,this time from an Eagle eyed hottie

Mellrose & Mr Sprout

Your profile pics stacked in the thread have me stirred... looks so like Mellrose has been a naughty minx and is about to get taken in hand by MrSprout....literally

totally projecting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys listen up. Got a message from a sexy minx for three of you...

Please tell the Mayor of Manchester, Dannoo and Hovis that I'm feeling the need for the three of them, here, now, naked.

Further instructions will follow upon their arrival "

on gonna need a post code .. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys listen up. Got a message from a sexy minx for three of you...

Please tell the Mayor of Manchester, Dannoo and Hovis that I'm feeling the need for the three of them, here, now, naked.

Further instructions will follow upon their arrival on gonna need a post code .. ."

Good shout there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's still going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not in as no one loves wonko "

I love you winko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another anonymous message,this time from an Eagle eyed hottie

Mellrose & Mr Sprout

Your profile pics stacked in the thread have me stirred... looks so like Mellrose has been a naughty minx and is about to get taken in hand by MrSprout....literally

totally projecting "

It actually does…… good call there

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Aye I'm in

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By *annooMan
over a year ago

Yeovil

Sounds like a plan!

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Not in as no one loves wonko

I love you winko"

Me too wonky!

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm in xxx

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message from a lovely gentleman who could fill a humungus anus that sucks like a dyson

Could you let fabulousandbearded know that i want him to put his leafblower up my rectum put it on full power and turn me into a blow up doll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message from a lovely gentleman who could fill a humungus anus that sucks like a dyson

Could you let fabulousandbearded know that i want him to put his leafblower up my rectum put it on full power and turn me into a blow up doll "

ps thanks for making me send that

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Message from a beauty…..

Could you tell CoyoteUgly that I find them "phowar" to quote every 1970s show!? Thanks! X

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Another anonymous message,this time from an Eagle eyed hottie

Mellrose & Mr Sprout

Your profile pics stacked in the thread have me stirred... looks so like Mellrose has been a naughty minx and is about to get taken in hand by MrSprout....literally

totally projecting

It actually does…… good call there "

Well I’m not to to disappoint people. I’m ready when you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message from a hunk of a man :

Could you let myb know i want to see her boobies shake as i stroke my sausage dog

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I’m in.

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Ooooh I’m in xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message from a beauty…..

Could you tell CoyoteUgly that I find them "phowar" to quote every 1970s show!? Thanks! X"

Been a while since I got phoawred.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[crush removed by poster at 29/08/22 16:18:58]"

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"To: KnightsoftheCoffeeTable

An incredibly sexy young woman friend has asked me to say “You guys are so focused on eachother in pics it's like you forget the camera is there. Hot af ”

And she’s not wrong"

Thank you very sexy young lady

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"For: _nightsofthecoffeetable

"Your pics are amazingly hot and cause the imagination to run wild. Mr is a very lucky man haha""

Thank you

I'm the lucky one

He is a great photographer, I swear I look a lot worse in real life

Mrs

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Message from a hunk of a man :

Could you let myb know i want to see her boobies shake as i stroke my sausage dog"

I won’t be able to contain myself from stroking your sausage dog either!!!

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Message from an insanely hot couple….

Message for DutchessB

Your pics are stunning and I'd love for us both to join you.

Anon

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

Super late maybe too late in!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Think I am just going to go sit in the shadows now and watch everyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Super late maybe too late in! "

Ooooft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I fancied you last night, I probably fancy you again today… said my mate

Still going are we?

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Hold onto your horses we are still in action….

From a very handsome guy..

Can you let Kinky inked bi know

That I love that beautiful face of hers and I would love to meet up with her xx

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

And another from another handsome guy…..

Can you ask kinky inked bi that I’d love to stimulate her mind and have her body follow

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I am in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message from an insanely hot couple….

Message for DutchessB

Your pics are stunning and I'd love for us both to join you.

Anon"

Ooooooo a couple

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in if there's still time.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"Hold onto your horses we are still in action….

From a very handsome guy..

Can you let Kinky inked bi know

That I love that beautiful face of hers and I would love to meet up with her xx"

Ooh this must be a friend I’m intrigued! Also thank you that’s kind to say xx

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"And another from another handsome guy…..

Can you ask kinky inked bi that I’d love to stimulate her mind and have her body follow"

Talking my kinda language!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"Super late maybe too late in!

Ooooft. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The end happy orgasms

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