FabSwingers.com forum: Do seagulls get a bad press

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Me being a towny doesn't come across many seagulls. Are they a pain in the arse or are they birds of paradise .

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By *ANDA!Man
over a year ago

DUMFRIES

You can't move for the cunts where I live, in the town centre they'll happily attack in droves for the last bite of your Greg's sausage roll. Few years ago my ex was accosted by one, it waited for her Chinese chicken baguette to be unwrapped before it flapped like fuck in her face to distract her, then yoinked said filled French bread item right out her hands

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"You can't move for the cunts where I live, in the town centre they'll happily attack in droves for the last bite of your Greg's sausage roll. Few years ago my ex was accosted by one, it waited for her Chinese chicken baguette to be unwrapped before it flapped like fuck in her face to distract her, then yoinked said filled French bread item right out her hands"
wow

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Take the Albatross. Great in a game of golf but a bad omen if you kill one even by accident whilst at sea. So a mixed bag really busman...

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

They deserve all the bad press they get

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I have one word for them which is not printable but often gets shouted at them at 4am

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Seagulls must think it's Christmas in Edinburgh with all the uncollected bags....I think they tell each other on twitter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When seagulls follow the Trawler they think sardines " wasn't that the words of of Eric Cantona ??

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Launceston

Should be culled

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By *eard and TattsCouple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

"Should be culled "

Sea-cull

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

From videos I've seen on YouTube they need a proper seeing to.

Evil things when there's food around. Lazy buggers should be out at sea diving for fish.

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

They nick your chips and they have learned Karate...from Steven Seagull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One stole my chips once and I am struggling to get over it! The chip thieving bastards!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live next to the sea. Seagulls are just flying rats that will eat anything. My son saw a pigeon being snatched out of the air by a seagull and another one chased a pigeon into a shop where he worked.

Unfortunately they are protected and can’t be culled. They are even worse when they are protecting a nest and will attack you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where’s that bloke with the cricket bat that Tom told us about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beautiful birds and absolutely nasty little shits. Aggressive too, shit impartially on everything, repeatedly. Hate the little feckers.

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin

A chinese chicken baguette sounds nice

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

If people weren't such scummy bastards leaving rubbish and half eaten fish & chip bags/kebabs all down the seafront round here they probably wouldn't be dive bombing every passing pedestrian.

Seagull attacks are a man made problem.

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"I live next to the sea. Seagulls are just flying rats that will eat anything. My son saw a pigeon being snatched out of the air by a seagull and another one chased a pigeon into a shop where he worked.

Unfortunately they are protected and can’t be culled. They are even worse when they are protecting a nest and will attack you. "

Yes I've seen them dive bomb a child's head and the parent too, even small dogs are not safe...I think it was a Yorkshire Terrier that got snatched out of a garden and sadly never seen again

There's way too many of them to be effected by a cull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They nest on my roof every year, so not only do I get to listen to them wailing at all hours... I also run the gauntlet of being dive bombed by them whenever I want to leave the house once their babies are out the nest and wondering around at my front door.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Once stayed in Cornwall there was a big seagul used sit outside the hotel room window we called him Gregory .

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Hate them!! Surprised you don't see them busman, they love a school playground.

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By *ANDA!Man
over a year ago

DUMFRIES

"If people weren't such scummy bastards leaving rubbish and half eaten fish & chip bags/kebabs all down the seafront round here they probably wouldn't be dive bombing every passing pedestrian.

Seagull attacks are a man made problem.

This was one of the major issues in my town centre, few years ago they passed a local bylaw or some shit about making it illegal to feed them. All that did was make them spread out from the town centre to the suburban areas around it, now they're everywhere, I've seen more run over on roads in town than I have any other roadkill combined

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I love them I'm in a town ish and have a local flock I feed most days x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They got bad press when Cantona spoke about them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rats of the sea....

My neighbour throws scraps out so they are a pest here.

Make a hell of a mess of any bin who's lid isn't down tight too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a couple miles from the sea and don't seem to get any near me which is great. I think it's the buzzards,harriers, sparrow hawks and owls that live in the wildlife area behind my house that help that one though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rats of the sea....

My neighbour throws scraps out so they are a pest here.

Make a hell of a mess of any bin who's lid isn't down tight too

Its becoming a problem here in Scotland they’re tearing trash bags in the street,They’ve doubled in size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy I worked with couldn't get out of his house because one nested with young across the way and attacked, properly dive bombed and pecked at him, if he opened the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not by the sea but we get loads here. My neighbours feed them bread. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were I live there are a lot of sides say do not feed the seagulls. As they have become a menace. They will steal food the food right out of your hand.

Flying rats.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Ffs..despose of your fiod/rubbish waste responsibility and ffs never never feed them..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not by the sea but we get loads here. My neighbours feed them bread. .."

That's like feeding rats on your doorstep...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not by the sea but we get loads here. My neighbours feed them bread. ..

That's like feeding rats on your doorstep..."

The seagulls where I am eat the rats

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"Where’s that bloke with the cricket bat that Tom told us about?"

Dickie Bird ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All brids are twats, especially seagulls and pigeons. They will murder you the minute you take your eyes off them

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By *aith boyMan
over a year ago

Worthing

sorry folks... but no such bird as a Seagull... usually Herring Gulls or Common Gulls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not by the sea but we get loads here. My neighbours feed them bread. ..

That's like feeding rats on your doorstep...

The seagulls where I am eat the rats

The rats don't shit all over the house and car...or scream throughout the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucking hate them! And now I'm coastal I can't seem to escape from the fuckers. I've got into too many fights with them since moving here. I've never known another cunt bird like them.

I like pigeons.

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"All brids are twats, especially seagulls and pigeons. They will murder you the minute you take your eyes off them"
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I think you meant brides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been down the coast for about a month my van looks like a fucking igloo

Covered in shite

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By *rstar87Man
over a year ago

Chelmsley Wood (Brum)

We get them and if you listen carefully they are basically laughing at us walking to work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nasty f***ears are seagulls

Regularly see them stealing a persons lunch down Liverpool pier head where I work.

I think they got meaner during covid and the lack of regular supply of fried foods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are savages in Hastings they are hard as fuck they got tattoos a staff bull terrier and they smoke

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

The one that smashed through a Red Arrows windshield this afternoon sure screwed up the show I'd waited all day for.

Never thought I'd hear "mayday, mayday, mayday" during a RA show.

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

There was a scruffy juvenile gull on my roof a few of weeks ago, must have flew across the street from it's nest on the flats opposite. Everytime I set foot out in the back garden to do anything, the parents went nuts, divebombing & screaming but they couldn't get near due to washing lines & walls stopping their swoops.

There's none on my roof now, they really didn't like the red laser pen being shone at them, sadistic amusement but no harm done, they soon got the message!

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