FabSwingers.com forum: What makes a pussy so irresistible?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Been trying to rationalise the question above & would be interested to hear your opinions.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually when they come up to me and rub against my legs, or they do cute little head bonks.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

When they let you dress them in little outfits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually when they come up to me and rub against my legs, or they do cute little head bonks."

^ I love it when vaginas do that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they let you dress them in little outfits

Leopard print mankini please and thanks

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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago

shropshire

When they're cute and purring....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they are hairless

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

It's the rough spiky tongues that get me.

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Biology...you are just designed by nature to find it irresistible so the species can continue

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I like when they roll over and show me their belly .

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Because they remind me of the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they are hairless "

Dam it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to Ricky Gervais a cats penis has a spiky anchor on it so when they mate the female can’t escape

So to answer your question. They aren’t irresistible. They’re sex offenders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to Ricky Gervais a cats penis has a spiky anchor on it so when they mate the female can’t escape

So to answer your question. They aren’t irresistible. They’re sex offenders."

This is a tad disturbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to Ricky Gervais a cats penis has a spiky anchor on it so when they mate the female can’t escape

So to answer your question. They aren’t irresistible. They’re sex offenders.

This is a tad disturbing "

Apparently true. I’m not googling it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to Ricky Gervais a cats penis has a spiky anchor on it so when they mate the female can’t escape

So to answer your question. They aren’t irresistible. They’re sex offenders.

This is a tad disturbing

Apparently true. I’m not googling it though. "

I'm gonna have to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they are hairless

Dam it!!!"

I’m allergic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to Ricky Gervais a cats penis has a spiky anchor on it so when they mate the female can’t escape

So to answer your question. They aren’t irresistible. They’re sex offenders.

This is a tad disturbing

Apparently true. I’m not googling it though.

I'm gonna have to"

You can keep me updated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to Ricky Gervais a cats penis has a spiky anchor on it so when they mate the female can’t escape

So to answer your question. They aren’t irresistible. They’re sex offenders.

This is a tad disturbing

Apparently true. I’m not googling it though.

I'm gonna have to

You can keep me updated. "

It's actually covered in tiny spikes, this is why the female cats scream as it bloody hurts!! Also, just to be a complete twat the male also bites the back of the females neck.

I don't like pussies anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually when they come up to me and rub against my legs, or they do cute little head bonks.

^ I love it when vaginas do that too

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

When you try to type and they just want attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to Ricky Gervais a cats penis has a spiky anchor on it so when they mate the female can’t escape

So to answer your question. They aren’t irresistible. They’re sex offenders.

This is a tad disturbing

Apparently true. I’m not googling it though.

I'm gonna have to

You can keep me updated.

It's actually covered in tiny spikes, this is why the female cats scream as it bloody hurts!! Also, just to be a complete twat the male also bites the back of the females neck.

I don't like pussies anymore. "

I caved and googled it. A male cat can last up to 95 minutes. First of all that’s impressive but 95 minute jabbing at the flaps with a spiked cock must be painful for the female.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Biology...you are just designed by nature to find it irresistible so the species can continue

That same biology, however, programs women to find the male appendage unattractive so how does that work! I should know better at my age to ask the unanswerable but just contemplating the mysteries of life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like when they roll over and show me their belly ."

Just don't touch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they accept defeat and let them lick it for hours.

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By *ust me 999Man
over a year ago

near you

It’s shape smell taste and who it’s attached to

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By *ust me 999Man
over a year ago

near you

It’s shape smell taste and who it’s attached to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parrots escaped again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Parrots escaped again."

Wrong thread? Explain the joke and I promise I'll laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Parrots escaped again.

Wrong thread? Explain the joke and I promise I'll laugh"

Burn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When mine flops over onto its side in front of me cos it wants patted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Biology...you are just designed by nature to find it irresistible so the species can continue

Is this actually true? Because it explains a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Biology...you are just designed by nature to find it irresistible so the species can continue

Is this actually true? Because it explains a lot. "

It’s clear from most of the female profiles that cocks are infinitely resistible so I’m confounded by the whole conundrum

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By *unningFoxWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"According to Ricky Gervais a cats penis has a spiky anchor on it so when they mate the female can’t escape

So to answer your question. They aren’t irresistible. They’re sex offenders.

This is a tad disturbing

Apparently true. I’m not googling it though.

I'm gonna have to

You can keep me updated.

It's actually covered in tiny spikes, this is why the female cats scream as it bloody hurts!! Also, just to be a complete twat the male also bites the back of the females neck.

I don't like pussies anymore.

I caved and googled it. A male cat can last up to 95 minutes. First of all that’s impressive but 95 minute jabbing at the flaps with a spiked cock must be painful for the female."

Apparently men penis is special too. Google “why is penis shaped like that”

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By *he_massangerMan
over a year ago

Stornoway

For me it's the purring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to Ricky Gervais a cats penis has a spiky anchor on it so when they mate the female can’t escape

So to answer your question. They aren’t irresistible. They’re sex offenders.

This is a tad disturbing

Apparently true. I’m not googling it though.

I'm gonna have to

You can keep me updated.

It's actually covered in tiny spikes, this is why the female cats scream as it bloody hurts!! Also, just to be a complete twat the male also bites the back of the females neck.

I don't like pussies anymore.

I caved and googled it. A male cat can last up to 95 minutes. First of all that’s impressive but 95 minute jabbing at the flaps with a spiked cock must be painful for the female.

Apparently men penis is special too. Google “why is penis shaped like that” "

I actually know this one. It’s to dig out other blokes spunk to impregnate a woman. It makes sense when you think of why most of us are on this website

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By *unningFoxWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"According to Ricky Gervais a cats penis has a spiky anchor on it so when they mate the female can’t escape

So to answer your question. They aren’t irresistible. They’re sex offenders.

This is a tad disturbing

Apparently true. I’m not googling it though.

I'm gonna have to

You can keep me updated.

It's actually covered in tiny spikes, this is why the female cats scream as it bloody hurts!! Also, just to be a complete twat the male also bites the back of the females neck.

I don't like pussies anymore.

I caved and googled it. A male cat can last up to 95 minutes. First of all that’s impressive but 95 minute jabbing at the flaps with a spiked cock must be painful for the female.

Apparently men penis is special too. Google “why is penis shaped like that”

I actually know this one. It’s to dig out other blokes spunk to impregnate a woman. It makes sense when you think of why most of us are on this website

Nature is wonderful :D

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Human dicks lost their spines. Very careless!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-12689692

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Human dicks lost their spines. Very careless!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-12689692"

No wonder the women keep escaping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been trying to rationalise the question above & would be interested to hear your opinions."

I remember reading that we’re genetically programmed to respond to pink colours, as a basic survival strategy, because Berries and high sugar foods are that colour (if I remember correctly)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

And don't ask about ducks

I can't post the NY Times article because it includes a naughty word, but Google "The horrible thing you never knew about ducks"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And don't ask about ducks

I can't post the NY Times article because it includes a naughty word, but Google "The horrible thing you never knew about ducks"

Pasta?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"And don't ask about ducks

I can't post the NY Times article because it includes a naughty word, but Google "The horrible thing you never knew about ducks"

About their twirly willies ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"And don't ask about ducks

I can't post the NY Times article because it includes a naughty word, but Google "The horrible thing you never knew about ducks"

About their twirly willies ? "

The twirliness is just the start!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"And don't ask about ducks

I can't post the NY Times article because it includes a naughty word, but Google "The horrible thing you never knew about ducks"

Aren't dolphins a bit naughty too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s life support system

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"And don't ask about ducks

I can't post the NY Times article because it includes a naughty word, but Google "The horrible thing you never knew about ducks"

About their twirly willies ?

The twirliness is just the start! "

Looks like girl power pulled through in the end!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"And don't ask about ducks

I can't post the NY Times article because it includes a naughty word, but Google "The horrible thing you never knew about ducks"

Aren't dolphins a bit naughty too? "

Male dolphins show their willies to each other for manly bonding

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

I don't think any pussy is irresistible.

Some women definitely are though!

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