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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok, so ive found this online, granted its a little dated but facts are current as no further research has been conducted.

http://www.channel4.com/info/press/news/how-often-do-we-do-it-what-do-we-do-and-where-do-we-do-it

it basically takes geographical data as well as personal data and has constructed some fun stats.

for instance....

Asda shoppers prefer to have sex with the lights off

Marks & Spencer shoppers are less likely to cheat on a partner but are also more likely to have an orgy.

now, it also says Iceland shoppers are more likely to have genital warts.... looks like their adverts should have said mums gone to the Dr's lol

some more facts

45 to 54 year olds are most likely to use nipple clamps.

The Welsh are more likely to cheat on their partners (40%) compared to any other region in the UK.

24% of Iceland shoppers have had an STI which is significantly higher than any other supermarket.

M&S shoppers are more likely than any other shoppers to have an orgy.

check out the link above for some laughs. happy reading people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

How about if you shop at Tesco?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a sainsburys or morrisons kinda girl,, lol no information what that says about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Welsh are more likely to cheat on their partners (40%) compared to any other region in the UK.

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That's just not fair!! Not their fault, sheep look much the same in the dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it say that if you're in your 20s and shop at Tesco's that you are a very horny woman who loves sucking cock!?

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

We shop in Asda, Morrison's, Tesco or Sainsbury's, whichever we're closest to at the time.

Sometimes buy the party packs of stuff from Iceland if we've got a load of kids round.

Who can afford to do their weekly shop at M&S ?!!

So we don't have orgy's, we do have STI's and we're likely to use nipple clamps ?

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Oh and we have sex with the lights out too !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waitrose.... oh and Iceland but i've never had an STI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitter drinkers are more likely than average to have indulged in partner swapping (8%), they have the highest number of one night stands (7.2) and are also most likely to have had a threesome (20%)

Its full of facts but they are a little bit all over the place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

no sure about tescos myself either.... tesco shoppers probably asked how many clubcard points to carry out research lol.

i dont think its conclusive evidence as the sample size is relatively small to get any true data but its enough to get generate some trends.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Welsh are more likely to cheat on their partners (40%) compared to any other region in the UK.

That's just not fair!! Not their fault, sheep look much the same in the dark "

i though the exact same thing... just didn't want to offend anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those poor fookers who shop at lidl

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

What if you only buy shoes and jaffa cakes???

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"Those poor fookers who shop at lidl "

Lidl and Aldi do some of the best chocolate you can get in this country.

Aldi have a 78% cocoa, with sour cherry and chilli at the minute that is gorgeous

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

And I got my last PC from Aldi...couldn't have built it myself with the components it had in it, for the money !

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Well, I go to Aldi and Sainsburys, and, occasionally, the Co op - so what does that say about me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I got my last PC from Aldi...couldn't have built it myself with the components it had in it, for the money ! "

Some of their technology is bloody good for the money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those poor fookers who shop at lidl "

Lidl sell fantastic Polish sausage.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"Those poor fookers who shop at lidl

Lidl sell fantastic Polish sausage."

Their regional food tends to actually come from it's country of origin, rather than from a factory in Rochdale !

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Orgy it is then......

Sounds mighty fine to me

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"Orgy it is then......

Sounds mighty fine to me"

Must be a lot posher in Torquay than Paignton...they've only just got an Asda there !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those poor fookers who shop at lidl

Lidl sell fantastic Polish sausage.

Their regional food tends to actually come from it's country of origin, rather than from a factory in Rochdale !"

Same story with Aldi too. It saves me no end as I used to travel to Leicester market.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

some of the comments in here crack me up!

I cant comment on individual cases, whether you shop at aldi, lidl or the co-op, whether you only buy jaffa cakes and shes, or if you only use the self services.

what i can tell you is i shall not be going to iceland for anything...... to many STIs in the food me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder why the OP mentioned M&S and orgies twice ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wonder why the OP mentioned M&S and orgies twice ? "

lol, its not any orgy, its an M&S orgy

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