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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I noticed on someone's profile that they described themselves as "Different from the average fab member" and people should ask for details.

Do you even think about it, and if you do, why are you so different from the crowd?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm frikin crazy baby

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My displeasure for sex makes me different.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I’m probably not. My body type is definitely ‘average’ now I’ve put weight on. I like to think I’m a good giggle and a decent shag - but so are thousands of other people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never complained about the male:female ratio. I reckon kudos should be awarded for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big is an average member? Just asking lol

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

I'm different because I can eat a sugar donut, without licking my fingers until the end

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I think there are very few truly unique people on the world. We'd all like to think we're different from everyone else but 99.9% of us fall into the average category

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am short, fat, and blind so anything but average! I can laugh at myself though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The crowd can't see me, I'm too short.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm 100% average...or should that be 50%?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I’m different in that I have little interest in sexual shenanigans

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I'm Totally average ,wouldn't claim otherwise.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

There's literally nothing special about me. Just another soul wandering Fab purgatory

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"There's literally nothing special about me. Just another soul wandering Fab purgatory "

I think we've all got something special about us, even though we're all on the average spectrum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do magic tricks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm sensual and don't go to clubs.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m not a swinger

I don’t meet just for sex

I usually only meet one person at a time

I don’t understand how people who love each other get off on watching their partner fuck others.

I could go on forever!

I’m basically not very fablike

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"There's literally nothing special about me. Just another soul wandering Fab purgatory

I think we've all got something special about us, even though we're all on the average spectrum. "

Your optimism must be what's special about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not average because I fart rainbows

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

They're probably doing a 12-15year stretch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I don't use Lynx, or have Sky. My burden to bare, I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Low sexual desire and interest. Unless I really click, like and fancy the arse off someone but that’s rare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck does ‘not your average’ mean? Nothing…. It’s wafflybollox ….. on a good day I can manage a whole pack of chocolate hobnobs, on a bad day I can’t even find the biscuit aisle, I’m claiming the word wafflybollox too, for Queen and country, look it up in next years Oxford English you are welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm certainly more crippled than the average fabber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m smarter than the average bear.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Sounds a bit pretentious of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally don’t see the issue with it

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I am like every other single guy on here,

Just better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't meet at the drop of a hat but I do have hat carriers for spontaneous meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve not complained about time wasters, make/female ratio, asked for profile advice, got into arguments about gender identification, posted dick pics, or messaged anyone wuu2 or meet now? so I’m .5 above the average.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Everyone here is unique in their own special way, some more than others.

Average is pretty dam good for most - don’t decry being ‘just average’

It’s not everyone’s lifestyle but for some it works just fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which average are they using.

As I'm guessing the average fab member has less than two arms and less that two legs.

Although I will admit I thought this said avenger fab member ... Which would have been a cool thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did they mispel 'Average Fabber' with a letter 'A' instead of a letter 'I' ,perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did they mispel 'Average Fabber' with a letter 'A' instead of a letter 'I' ,perhaps "

I've a rage?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It doesn't sound very smart to alienate the majority of people here, by putting them down, including who he may want to shag.

There are individual differences amongst us but we're typically very much in the majority who are within the masses of average people. Nothing wrong with us

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around


"I think there are very few truly unique people on the world. We'd all like to think we're different from everyone else but 99.9% of us fall into the average category "

I disagree...

We are all individuals and all different.

Maybe you've done a marathon, that's only 5% of the population... add to that all your other traits and that makes you different.

Maybe you've read a physical book this year, only 53% have... add the other quirks peculiar to you and that makes you individual...

Yes there are a large proportion of guys with dick pics, lynx cans and sky remotes... but I'm sure even the FAF brigade have some qualities that make them unique, it's just nobody talks to them long enough to find out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It doesn't sound very smart to alienate the majority of people here, by putting them down, including who he may want to shag.

There are individual differences amongst us but we're typically very much in the majority who are within the masses of average people. Nothing wrong with us "
I assumed they were make too.... Funny that, as the OP didn't put a gender on it !

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm absolutely average. Except in the ways I'm above average and the ways I'm below average.

Averagely, I'm average.

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By *imAndBarbCouple
over a year ago

chester

The average person has fewer than two legs. Fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The average person has fewer than two legs. Fact "
I'm now having a gramatical quandry ... Can you count 1.9 legs ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not average, I have some maladaptive behaviours that would concern most psychologists

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average....statistics....bell curves.... the dreaded 'NORMAL'

We put ourselves in boxes and try to fit in then we try to make ourselves stand out from the crowd.... it's like mental hokeypokey

Meanwhile life sails past and the enlightened few are off living their best lives

I'm taking a few cues from them these days for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average Joe here. My name is Michel though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Average....statistics....bell curves.... the dreaded 'NORMAL'

We put ourselves in boxes and try to fit in then we try to make ourselves stand out from the crowd.... it's like mental hokeypokey

Meanwhile life sails past and the enlightened few are off living their best lives

I'm taking a few cues from them these days for sure "

PS I know that's not the name of the dance but fab doesn't let me spell it right....edits it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did they mispel 'Average Fabber' with a letter 'A' instead of a letter 'I' ,perhaps

I've a rage?"

Average fIbber !!

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By *lanor the FairWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Average is boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because i honestly coulnt give 2 flakes of shit if i get my dick wet im only here to put giggles in bellys and flutters in vaginas and lift those who need it most with laughter after the 2 and half years of misery we all had

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By *edgirlWoman
over a year ago

Berkhamsted

The fab equivalent of click bait... msg me and I'll tell you why I'm different.

Nah, how about I just move right along

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

I’m fyffe times better than the average banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did they mispel 'Average Fabber' with a letter 'A' instead of a letter 'I' ,perhaps

I've a rage?

Average fIbber !!"

Average is much better and appealing than the arrogance of someone who thinks they’re somehow better than the majority.

Just my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did they mispel 'Average Fabber' with a letter 'A' instead of a letter 'I' ,perhaps

I've a rage?

Average fIbber !!

Average is much better and appealing than the arrogance of someone who thinks they’re somehow better than the majority.

Just my opinion. "

Forum favourites.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Well, thats quite subjective isn't it? I get I'm not everyone's cup of tea and I'm fine with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People put lots of stuff in their profiles that they think will help them stand out. "Genuine" "clean" "not your average Fabber" etc.

The numbers would show the average Fabber is male. So I'm not average.

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By *reddy400Man
over a year ago

birmingham


" I noticed on someone's profile that they described themselves as "Different from the average fab member" and people should ask for details.

Do you even think about it, and if you do, why are you so different from the crowd?"
aren’t we all a little different or special haha in our own little way!! What is average any way???

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire


" I noticed on someone's profile that they described themselves as "Different from the average fab member" and people should ask for details.

Do you even think about it, and if you do, why are you so different from the crowd?"

Lol we're genuine and well mannered for a start !. We actually meet and have some communication skills. VERY rare unicorns here it seems, more so now than ever before (it was so much better here 8-9 years ago)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did they mispel 'Average Fabber' with a letter 'A' instead of a letter 'I' ,perhaps

I've a rage?

Average fIbber !!

Average is much better and appealing than the arrogance of someone who thinks they’re somehow better than the majority.

Just my opinion.

Forum favourites. "

I misquoted and replied to the wrong message …, . It was to one above or below it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, thats quite subjective isn't it? I get I'm not everyone's cup of tea and I'm fine with that. "

Getting to the point where you know yourself, your likes, wants, limits, strengths & weaknesses.

Working on what you choose to, making peace with what can't be changed....

It's like a cool shower on a hot day followed by fresh sheets on your awesome bed.... your whole self just sighs and you smile from the inside out

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