FabSwingers.com forum: Are you emojily retarded?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well, are you? With the plethora of little yellow faces available, do you sometimes struggle to pick the correct one.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Well, are you? With the plethora of little yellow faces available, do you sometimes struggle to pick the correct one. "

Fuck me ....... the stressses of modern life....

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I’m a bit more clued up nowadays but still don’t know when to use this one

I don’t know if it’s a bum hole

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I’m a bit more clued up nowadays but still don’t know when to use this one

I don’t know if it’s a bum hole

Light bulb moment, but I like to use it to denote stupidity.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

is "wachoo talkin' about"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

is "wachoo talkin' about" "

is 'I'm a fucking airhead'

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

C used to send me this one

after I’d send something sexy and I’d wonder why she’d be pulling a face laughing

I asked her after a while and she said it was a tongue out drooling emoji to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every fab answer is either

there's no inbetween.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope im simply a lunatic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ok if I have my glasses on

But

is always safe...

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"I’m a bit more clued up nowadays but still don’t know when to use this one

I don’t know if it’s a bum hole

Light bulb moment, but I like to use it to denote stupidity.

Ohhhhh it’s a lightbulb? I feel complete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope im simply a lunatic "

That's a given

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a bit more clued up nowadays but still don’t know when to use this one

I don’t know if it’s a bum hole

Light bulb moment, but I like to use it to denote stupidity.

Ohhhhh it’s a lightbulb? I feel complete

Ffs, I could never understand what a one eyed gawping face could be used for. I'm going back to my box

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"I’m a bit more clued up nowadays but still don’t know when to use this one

I don’t know if it’s a bum hole

Light bulb moment, but I like to use it to denote stupidity.

Ohhhhh it’s a lightbulb? I feel complete

Ffs, I could never understand what a one eyed gawping face could be used for. I'm going back to my box

If we could add live pics, I’d demonstrate the face I thought it was!!! Cross eyed but mouth going ooooooo

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Yep - still can’t do the crying one.

:’-( :,-) :”-( I am pretty sure it is :’-( but it never comes up as the crying smiley it is supposed to be! :’-(

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Yep - still can’t do the crying one.

:’-( :,-) :”-( I am pretty sure it is :’-( but it never comes up as the crying smiley it is supposed to be! :’-( "

No!! I can’t either!!! I’ve tried C&P from other peoples but it still doesn’t work :`(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't figure out/remember cry or ninja?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Can't figure out/remember cry or ninja?"

No one likes a show off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 11:58:57]

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

is "wachoo talkin' about"

is 'I'm a fucking airhead' "

That's my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 11:59:27]

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Can't figure out/remember cry or ninja?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't figure out/remember cry or ninja?

No one likes a show off!

Hey!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't figure out/remember cry or ninja?

Thanks Nanna!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Can't figure out/remember cry or ninja?

No one likes a show off!

Hey!!

I'm just jealous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't figure out/remember cry or ninja?

No one likes a show off!

Hey!!

I'm just jealous! "

I didn't remember them all, YOLO. I have the list on my phone.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I’m a bit more clued up nowadays but still don’t know when to use this one

I don’t know if it’s a bum hole

Light bulb moment, but I like to use it to denote stupidity.

I thought it was a one eyed Cyclops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a bit more clued up nowadays but still don’t know when to use this one

I don’t know if it’s a bum hole

Light bulb moment, but I like to use it to denote stupidity.

Fucking hell, that's a lightbulb! I thought it was some kind of shocked Cyclops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep - still can’t do the crying one.

:’-( :,-) :”-( I am pretty sure it is :’-( but it never comes up as the crying smiley it is supposed to be! :’-(

No!! I can’t either!!! I’ve tried C&P from other peoples but it still doesn’t work :`("

Such sad times

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

"Yep - still can’t do the crying one.

:’-( :,-) :”-( I am pretty sure it is :’-( but it never comes up as the crying smiley it is supposed to be! :’-(

No!! I can’t either!!! I’ve tried C&P from other peoples but it still doesn’t work :`(

Such sad times

Copying and pasting … IT’s WORKING!

:’(

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Nope. I adore emoji's and thoroughly enjoy annoying people with them as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a bit more clued up nowadays but still don’t know when to use this one

I don’t know if it’s a bum hole

I thought it was a bum hole too!!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Yep - still can’t do the crying one.

:’-( :,-) :”-( I am pretty sure it is :’-( but it never comes up as the crying smiley it is supposed to be! :’-(

No!! I can’t either!!! I’ve tried C&P from other peoples but it still doesn’t work :`(

Such sad times

IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I’m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep - still can’t do the crying one.

:’-( :,-) :”-( I am pretty sure it is :’-( but it never comes up as the crying smiley it is supposed to be! :’-(

No!! I can’t either!!! I’ve tried C&P from other peoples but it still doesn’t work :`(

Such sad times

IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I’m

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

[Removed by poster at 28/08/22 16:11:39]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

by poster at 28/08/22 16:11:39]"

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I tried sending all my vegan friends the aubergine because they like vegetables but I just end up getting blocked. Can't work it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried sending all my vegan friends the aubergine because they like vegetables but I just end up getting blocked. Can't work it out. "

It's quite a meaty vegetable. Maybe stick to sending them something more delicate, like a peach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, are you? With the plethora of little yellow faces available, do you sometimes struggle to pick the correct one. "

Yes

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I always want to use this one

but it's always surplus to requirements in this site. Unless your epididymis has been compromised during some unorthodox kink manoeuvre.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I tried sending all my vegan friends the aubergine because they like vegetables but I just end up getting blocked. Can't work it out.

It's quite a meaty vegetable. Maybe stick to sending them something more delicate, like a peach. "

Great advice. And since I like peaches, I'm gonna go with, "mmmmmm" before the peach emoji too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried sending all my vegan friends the aubergine because they like vegetables but I just end up getting blocked. Can't work it out.

It's quite a meaty vegetable. Maybe stick to sending them something more delicate, like a peach. "

Or some nice little peas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always want to use this one

but it's always surplus to requirements in this site. Unless your epididymis has been compromised during some unorthodox kink manoeuvre."

My epididymis is always getting compromised!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried sending all my vegan friends the aubergine because they like vegetables but I just end up getting blocked. Can't work it out.

It's quite a meaty vegetable. Maybe stick to sending them something more delicate, like a peach.

Great advice. And since I like peaches, I'm gonna go with, "mmmmmm" before the peach emoji too. "

Put the wet emoji too because juicy peaches are delicious.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

I still no clue what

means and unsure about

. To me it looks shocked, but then if it is, is it good or bad shocked? Don't get what

is all about.

When messaging people, if unsure or can't find the appropriate one I do write.. thumbs up emoji or "knob head" emoji in a message.

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Hey that's great...

Hey that's terrible

Hey

Hey that can't be right

Hey I got paid

Hey I think I shit the bed

Oh did you now

God I did

Poor bastard

I did it on purpose

Evil bastard

Shocking I go to church

Nice

Really... I mean really

Yes that's so good

Wanna see my one eyed monster

Errm not really

Sound

Youre gay

Basically that...

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By *ittleMyWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

"I’m a bit more clued up nowadays but still don’t know when to use this one

I don’t know if it’s a bum hole

Light bulb moment, but I like to use it to denote stupidity.

Ah, thank you!

I did actually think it was a bumhole too

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I can't understand them, so I don't use them.

We have words for a reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone have the list? I mean, the list of symbols to use before the magic turns them into emojis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does anyone have the list? I mean, the list of symbols to use before the magic turns them into emojis "

Look back up the thread, if you click reply and quote on the post with all the emojis on, you'll see the text needed to make them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome, thanks!

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

I wish I could just use keyboard Emojilies… I’m fluent in those minus the odd typo.

Hades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

= absolute no idea

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Well, are you? With the plethora of little yellow faces available, do you sometimes struggle to pick the correct one. "
simple answer is yes and what the fuck are they all about lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

= absolute no idea "

Devilish cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

= absolute no idea

Devilish cat

Thanks for that

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel

I use about three as I haven’t a clue what most of them mean….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

= absolute no idea

Devilish cat

Thanks for that "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Yes. I use the same handful for every situation.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Yes. I use the same handful for every situation.

Same here. Apparently I'm a bit of a winker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i just realised i missread the title for days

I find

works best for me

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I love emojis, they definitely make reading tone easier. I'm a slow typer at best and locating the right emojis certainly doesn't make me any faster...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a bit more clued up nowadays but still don’t know when to use this one

I don’t know if it’s a bum hole

I can't ever see the lightbulb before the butt.... horse's ass every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey that's great...

Hey that's terrible

Hey

Hey that can't be right

Hey I got paid

Hey I think I shit the bed

Oh did you now

God I did

Poor bastard

I did it on purpose

Evil bastard

Shocking I go to church

Nice

Really... I mean really

Yes that's so good

Wanna see my one eyed monster

Errm not really

Sound

Youre gay

Basically that..."

That is an opus

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

There's some corkers though

Etc

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