FabSwingers.com forum: Carrots

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

....discuss........

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I don't agree with them myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roasted with honey absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like purple ones

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Dog likes a bit of carrot

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I don't agree with them myself"

What exactly did they say to you ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love them

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I like purple ones"

Thats their proper colour.

Winston

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I don't agree with them myself

What exactly did they say to you ??"

Something about coriander but I can't be sure it was dark and I couldn't see.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A carrot thread should be as long as its roots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the orangeness.

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By *ub-for-peggingMan
over a year ago

Raunds

Should not be in a cake and neither should any other vegetables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the wonky ones, especially ones that are phallus-shaped

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

If you eat too much carrot you may cause condition cause “cartonemia”. It gives your skin yellowish tint......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the discuss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We eat 'em raw in this house

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

Perfectly fine cold, shredded and with salad cream, cooked ??

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

I like a carrot, Wills not a fan

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If you eat too much carrot you may cause condition cause “cartonemia”. It gives your skin yellowish tint......"

Cartonemia is when you drink too much milk......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cheaper and organic dildo

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"If you eat too much carrot you may cause condition cause “cartonemia”. It gives your skin yellowish tint......

Cartonemia is when you drink too much milk...... "

One glass of milk contains the same amount of calcium as in 9 carrots.....

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By *addy bareMan
over a year ago

lakeside

I like little ones

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If you eat too much carrot you may cause condition cause “cartonemia”. It gives your skin yellowish tint......

Cartonemia is when you drink too much milk......

One glass of milk contains the same amount of calcium as in 9 carrots....."

Does it go well with a roast though ?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"If you eat too much carrot you may cause condition cause “cartonemia”. It gives your skin yellowish tint......

Cartonemia is when you drink too much milk......

One glass of milk contains the same amount of calcium as in 9 carrots.....

Does it go well with a roast though ?"

What milk Granny.....yea it goes well with a roast.....

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

I feed the hungry horse a carrot.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Not worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't metabolise well.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Used to find your inner dragon when inserted into your anus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roasted in maple syrup

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

In Turkey last week I had a plate of carrots five ways.

Cooked with onion and sultana

Roasted in honey

Chopped with feta and pine nuts

Shredded with mustard dressing

With garlic in thick yogurt

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I believe he is very wealthy since conceiving the idea for Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and then syndicating around the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rabbits love them

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Help you see in the dark very good for the vision

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Sean Lock liked them in a box

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Sean Lock liked them in a box "

I cried with laughter at that. RIP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm told they can help to see in the dark.

I tried, but found a torch better

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

Love them

But usually when they're mixed into a batter to make chicken pakora

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Carrot and apple juice, very nice

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By *ood time Chris BMan
over a year ago

TAUNTON AREA

"....discuss........ "

What's there to discuss (that sounds like something said to school kids) it's a carrot

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Should not be in a cake and neither should any other vegetables "

... so NOT true

...the world would be a horrible place without carrot cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer them raw and crunchy

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should not be in a cake and neither should any other vegetables

... so NOT true

...the world would be a horrible place without carrot cake

Carrot cake is the only savoury to sweet cross-over I enjoy

I'll trigger everyone and say the only sweet to savoury cross-over I like is pineapple....on pizza or gammon or ham take your pick

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My dogs like raw carrots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They prefer to be called gingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raw dipped in hummus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dogs like raw carrots."

So does mine

Miss S x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"....discuss........

What's there to discuss (that sounds like something said to school kids) it's a carrot "

Which school do you go to Chris? Did they do carrots the day you were there ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Should not be in a cake and neither should any other vegetables

... so NOT true

...the world would be a horrible place without carrot cake

Carrot cake is the only savoury to sweet cross-over I enjoy

I'll trigger everyone and say the only sweet to savoury cross-over I like is pineapple....on pizza or gammon or ham take your pick

I had a delicious courgette and lime cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just bought some for bolognese

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll trigger everyone and say the only sweet to savoury cross-over I like is pineapple....on pizza or gammon or ham take your pick

What about pork and apple sauce ? Turkey and cranberry ? Duck and orange ? Lamb and apricots ? Carrot and orange soup ? Pomegranate on couscous ? Sultanas in rice ?

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"....discuss........ "

Nope, its a waste of server space.

You should be embarrassed.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Should not be in a cake and neither should any other vegetables

... so NOT true

...the world would be a horrible place without carrot cake

Carrot cake is the only savoury to sweet cross-over I enjoy

I'll trigger everyone and say the only sweet to savoury cross-over I like is pineapple....on pizza or gammon or ham take your pick

I like apricots with lamb. ( pre vegan days )

Raisins and Carrots in rice. .

Lemon with chicken

I do a mean sausage n apple pie ....

Love smoked chilli beans with prunes too

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"....discuss........

Nope, its a waste of server space.

You should be embarrassed."

But you replied. So it was well worth my while.

It'd take a bit more than a deliberately shit thread ( sorry SHW

) to embarrass people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....discuss........

Nope, its a waste of server space.

You should be embarrassed.

But you replied. So it was well worth my while.

It'd take a bit more than a deliberately shit thread ( sorry SHW

) to embarrass people."

Nobody asked about my comment "Moron"...sigh.

Nows a good time to explain that it's the Welsh word for carrot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Raw dipped in hummus

One of my fav snacks. Would eat this waaaay past the point of stopping

Heartburn city

but worth it

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Moron"

Exactly what I thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll trigger everyone and say the only sweet to savoury cross-over I like is pineapple....on pizza or gammon or ham take your pick

What about pork and apple sauce ? Turkey and cranberry ? Duck and orange ? Lamb and apricots ? Carrot and orange soup ? Pomegranate on couscous ? Sultanas in rice ? "

Pork+apple= good combo but rarely eat pork roast

Turkey+cranberry= in a sandwich in winter months, a rare treat

The rest would be a fruit bridge too far for me

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By *ood time Chris BMan
over a year ago

TAUNTON AREA

"....discuss........

What's there to discuss (that sounds like something said to school kids) it's a carrot

Which school do you go to Chris? Did they do carrots the day you were there ?"

Yes the one day I attended, they were lovely been addicted to carrots ever since (although I dont really like to discuss it)

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Discussing carrots is often so much more satisfying than reading some other threads lately. Especially those that quite obviously intend to provoke and provide nothing more than self gratification. Back to carrots, what do you think about the little chantenay ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrots are actually fictional. They were made up by Loony Toons for Bugs Bunny. The things you buy in supermarkets are just genetically modified parsnips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tasty when raw

Revolting when cooked

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"....discuss........ "

Don't like raw unless its grated with salad . don't mind boil carrot in mixed veg

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

Love them and so does my Dog...better and healthier treat for her.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I bought several sacks of them I the last few months from the local farm. They put them at the bottom of the road next to a money box and were only £1.50 for a whole sack. I made several carrot cakes, soups and even a carrot jam that someone recommended thinking it will be weird but it's absolutely gorgeous

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By *orthwhile27Man
over a year ago

dark side of the moon

If you eat enough you can see in the dark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With out them how would snowman smell ??

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

"With out them how would snowman smell ??"

Dreadful.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Carrots are purple

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By *rstar87Man
over a year ago

Chelmsley Wood (Brum)

Has to be cooked for 20mins. Can't be doing hard carrots lol

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

love them, good for eye sight too,, see what your seeing on fab,,

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"love them, good for eye sight too,, see what your seeing on fab,,"

They contain retinol but in such small amounts that you'd have to eat nothing but carrots, in huge quantities, for there to be any effect!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Carrot's are one of your five a day missed by many very important

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

We love carrots particularly the dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santas reindeer really love them. They eat everyone I leave out for them.

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By *iren!Woman
over a year ago

leeds

Fresh Carrot juice-yummmmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrots were a huge deception during WW2

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By *ad boy maverickMan
over a year ago

basildon

"....discuss........

Nope, its a waste of server space.

You should be embarrassed.

But you replied. So it was well worth my while.

It'd take a bit more than a deliberately shit thread ( sorry SHW

) to embarrass people.

Nobody asked about my comment "Moron"...sigh.

Nows a good time to explain that it's the Welsh word for carrot."

Your not part of the Fab Forum Gestapo or should I say heirachy lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

There are at least 40 varieties of carrots

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"There are at least 40 varieties of carrots"

Name them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind the odd carrot

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I like carrots. No keen on swede

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like carrots. No keen on swede

I love swede.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"There are at least 40 varieties of carrots

Name them

Would it be classed as "spamming the thread" ?

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"There are at least 40 varieties of carrots

Name them

Would it be classed as "spamming the thread" ?"

maybe. We can start another thread called 'name a carrot' althoughno doubt someone will come back with something like Harold or similar. Please don't tell me there is a variety of carrot called Harold

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"We can start another thread called 'name a carrot' althoughno doubt someone will come back with something like Harold or similar. Please don't tell me there is a variety of carrot called Harold

There is Nelson and Thumbelina but my favourite is Early Horn

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"We can start another thread called 'name a carrot' althoughno doubt someone will come back with something like Harold or similar. Please don't tell me there is a variety of carrot called Harold

There is Nelson and Thumbelina but my favourite is Early Horn"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"....discuss........

Nope, its a waste of server space.

You should be embarrassed.

But you replied. So it was well worth my while.

It'd take a bit more than a deliberately shit thread ( sorry SHW

) to embarrass people.

Nobody asked about my comment "Moron"...sigh.

Nows a good time to explain that it's the Welsh word for carrot."

I read it and I nearly commented. Nearly.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"There are at least 40 varieties of carrots

Name them

Would it be classed as "spamming the thread" ?"

Spam is meat based. Carrots are veg

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I have a microwave steamer so doing those with rest of veg later.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Haven’t helped my eyesight in the slightest

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Has to be cooked for 20mins. Can't be doing hard carrots lol"

You need to thin slice, add aknob of butter and micro for 3 mins and leave mins..... lovely ( do them in a plastic bag or a covered bowl dear )

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I prefer spam to carrots

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Moron

Exactly what I thought

You thought ? Impressive.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I prefer spam to carrots

Is that a sexual position. Spam to carrot ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Haven’t helped my eyesight in the slightest

But think how bad your eyesight would be if you had never eaten them !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven’t helped my eyesight in the slightest

But think how bad your eyesight would be if you had never eaten them ! "

So I'm not the only one that can't see in the dark after eating all those carrots

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Discussing carrots is often so much more satisfying than reading some other threads lately. Especially those that quite obviously intend to provoke and provide nothing more than self gratification. Back to carrots, what do you think about the little chantenay ones? "

Good question. I used to think I was posh when they first came out. I've sometimes thought they are like stubby willies. In the end, they are too much hassle to bother with but they do look pretty on a plate.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Decent. Versatile.

Raw cut into strips for crudités.

Roasted, delicious.

Boiled for an easy side.

Part of a sofrito as a base for many sauces.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"I prefer spam to carrots

Is that a sexual position. Spam to carrot ?"

Never thought of that

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Haven’t helped my eyesight in the slightest

But think how bad your eyesight would be if you had never eaten them ! "

You’re meant to eat them???!!

That’s why they haven’t helped

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I need to buy some, thanks for the reminder GC

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A bit of the same here tbh. And they never seem to be as fresh or last as long as the other carrots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprisingly hard to grow well ! They prefer soil that's not too rich so the roots go deep in search of nutrients.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surprisingly hard to grow well ! They prefer soil that's not too rich so the roots go deep in search of nutrients."

Do they? I have some seedlings I was going to stick in a deep pot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surprisingly hard to grow well ! They prefer soil that's not too rich so the roots go deep in search of nutrients.

Do they? I have some seedlings I was going to stick in a deep pot. "

I've never grown in a pot but too rich soil leads to the stumpy ones with multiple roots as all the nutrients are close to surface. An average multi compost probably isn't that rich after a few weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surprisingly hard to grow well ! They prefer soil that's not too rich so the roots go deep in search of nutrients.

Do they? I have some seedlings I was going to stick in a deep pot.

Will bear that in mind. My first foray into growing stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surprisingly hard to grow well ! They prefer soil that's not too rich so the roots go deep in search of nutrients.

Do they? I have some seedlings I was going to stick in a deep pot.

Will bear that in mind. My first foray into growing stuff!"

Good luck! Autumn carrots usually avoid carrot fly too.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I used to like growing carrot tops on a saucer of water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surprisingly hard to grow well ! They prefer soil that's not too rich so the roots go deep in search of nutrients.

Do they? I have some seedlings I was going to stick in a deep pot.

Will bear that in mind. My first foray into growing stuff!

Good luck! Autumn carrots usually avoid carrot fly too."

I didn't know about carrot fly

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By *ece_himCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Nothing wrong with a wonky one.

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