FabSwingers.com forum: The art of seduction......

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

.... a single man's guide to wooing a lady.

Recognise , realise and ...... uhmmm it's a serious matter !

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Stare salaciously and say ‘nice tits’

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Lambrini and a squirt of febreze down the pants

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham

"Ding Dong" and "He-llo"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

A nice smile before trying to find radio 2 on the nipples ... Sure Fire Winner!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"A nice smile before trying to find radio 2 on the nipples ... Sure Fire Winner!"

Who's doing the smiling Granny? I'm taking notes

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Him definitely .... she looks like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This seduction you mention, is that like when I ask if I can bang them up the arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice smile before trying to find radio 2 on the nipples ... Sure Fire Winner!"

^Sounds of her 60s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those who cant teach

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Acquire The Gentleman's Book of Cheesy Chat Up Lines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always polish your bellend before sending a dick pic.. we can't resist a shiny one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her is she sucks cock.

If you get a reply like….I’ll slob on your nob like corn on the cob you have a winner

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Confidence + competence = panties on the floor.

Or just like show them your cock and say "free now?" At 3am after you struck out at the club.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Acquire The Gentleman's Book of Cheesy Chat Up Lines."

As in I'd give you a Roquefort right up your Parmigiano ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always polish your bellend before sending a dick pic.. we can't resist a shiny one."

Mr Sheen...?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Always polish your bellend before sending a dick pic.. we can't resist a shiny one."

Grip it tight so it goes purple.

Chicks love purple

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Acquire The Gentleman's Book of Cheesy Chat Up Lines.

As in I'd give you a Roquefort right up your Parmigiano ?"

I can almost smell the cheese

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

Easy. Remember the 666 rule

6 feet tall

6 figure income

6 pack stomach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy. Remember the 666 rule

6 feet tall

6 figure income

6 pack stomach "

6 pack of donuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy. Remember the 666 rule

6 feet tall

6 figure income

6 pack stomach

6 pack of donuts "

6 inch thick wallet

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Easy. Remember the 666 rule

6 feet tall

6 figure income

6 pack stomach "

I am 661 - surely that gets me something?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Easy. Remember the 666 rule

6 feet tall

6 figure income

6 pack stomach

6 pack of donuts

6 inch thick wallet

6 minutes in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy. Remember the 666 rule

6 feet tall

6 figure income

6 pack stomach

6 pack of donuts

6 inch thick wallet

6 ex- wives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just slap the thighs of your Snickers and as the dust settles she'll be treated to your hammer in all it's thrusty dusty glory....

She'll be painter's mate in your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just slap the thighs of your Snickers and as the dust settles she'll be treated to your hammer in all it's thrusty dusty glory....

She'll be painter's mate in your hands

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy. Remember the 666 rule

6 feet tall

6 figure income

6 pack stomach

6 pack of donuts

6 inch thick wallet

6 ex- wives"

6 mile tag radius.

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