FabSwingers.com forum: Different Topics ??

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

C'mon ...... get your thinking hats on.

Sexual?

Funny?

Informative?

Educational?

Gardening? ( forget that one )

Just DIFFERENT to the usual

Leave your ideas here ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The art of seduction, a single man guide to wooing a lady.

Power to the pussy, a single females guide to never putting out.

Finally

Carrots.. discuss?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Beards yes or no? I’ve never seen that one done on here before……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a Tube station, which one would you be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Describe your sex life with the name of a cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do they show films when people are trying to enjoy a three course meal in their local multiplex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turkish delight… Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you put your cock in a gloryhole and a man sucks it, but you never know it, Is it gay? Haha!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Describe your sex life with the name of a cheese."

Blue !

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

On top or under the duvet? Pros and cons to winter dressing with no heating.

Would you buy an AI dildo? I flipping would...

Elon Musk. Perfect breeding stock?

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you put your cock in a gloryhole and a man sucks it, but you never know it, Is it gay? Haha!"

Schrodinger’s cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foof Friday

Willy Sunday

Over 55 only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Describe your sex life with the name of a cheese.

Blue !"

Cheese slices. Only 5% real.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

HotWifeSeductions has THREE excellent topics but the rest of you are not trying hard enough .......

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Fab angles - pics, approaches, attitudes and wtfs.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

And Pixie..... We should do the Elon Musk one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ultimate dick pic.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Are we on the verge of a new world order to replace the tired neo-liberal dogma of late 20th century capitalism?

I'm categorising this as a "sexual" topic but it should also be good for a few laughs.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"And Pixie..... We should do the Elon Musk one"

Do it Granny! It's a topic that needs discussion... though I can't stop thinking about an AI dildo now

Cherry x

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Does Galaxy Minstrels make better anal beads than Malteasers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ultimate dick pic."

Is this films that include a private detective?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you put your cock in a gloryhole and a man sucks it, but you never know it, Is it gay? Haha!

Schrodinger’s cock."

Clever.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Does Galaxy Minstrels make better anal beads than Malteasers? "

Maltesers could be scratchy after the first minute or two ......

Minstrels don't melt in your hand but im not sure about up your jacksie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does Galaxy Minstrels make better anal beads than Malteasers?

Maltesers could be scratchy after the first minute or two ......

Minstrels don't melt in your hand but im not sure about up your jacksie"

I think threading into a string of beads might be more challenging. As they are it’s more like anal pellets, and may only lead to skidmarks

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Morrissey Pop Genius or Twat Discuss.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Morrissey Pop Genius or Twat Discuss....."

Twat. Next !!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Describe your sex life with the name of a cheese."

Edam, keep it safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are Topics still available?

I found Topic biscuits and find them delicious but cannot find the chocolate bar anywhere.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Are Topics still available?

I found Topic biscuits and find them delicious but cannot find the chocolate bar anywhere."

That should have been broken with a bit more consideration !

I'm off to find out.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Thinking hats? They're a possible topic. Along with:

Dunce's hats

Wizard's hats

Bishop's hats

Mexican hats

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

Those hats you can crochet for the bog roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess what area off Liverpool granny lives in winner gets

A slap up meal in the Chinese buffet all you can eat with granny

And a bj off granny after

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Thinking hats? They're a possible topic. Along with:

Dunce's hats

Wizard's hats

Bishop's hats

Mexican hats

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

Those hats you can crochet for the bog roll"

Let's do

Dunce Shats

Wizard Shats

Bishop Shats and

Mexican Shats

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Guess what area off Liverpool granny lives in winner gets

A slap up meal in the Chinese buffet all you can eat with granny

And a bj off granny after

Why do you say Liverpool ? Tickles me at times the amount of people who assume that i'm a scouser.

Profile says MERSEYSIDE.

Change the Buffet to fine dining and you aer on ........ or afternoon tea + my butler does the blowjobs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess what area off Liverpool granny lives in winner gets

A slap up meal in the Chinese buffet all you can eat with granny

And a bj off granny after

Why do you say Liverpool ? Tickles me at times the amount of people who assume that i'm a scouser.

Profile says MERSEYSIDE.

Change the Buffet to fine dining and you aer on ........ or afternoon tea + my butler does the blowjobs!!!"

Lol done was born in old royal hospital in Liverpool lived in Garston for three years moved us to Runcorn when developed garston Merseyside boundary top end of Widnes to Wirral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking hats? They're a possible topic. Along with:

Dunce's hats

Wizard's hats

Bishop's hats

Mexican hats

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

Those hats you can crochet for the bog roll

Let's do

Dunce Shats

Wizard Shats

Bishop Shats and

Mexican Shats "

Why do they sound like they’d get steadily more painful?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Thinking hats? They're a possible topic. Along with:

Dunce's hats

Wizard's hats

Bishop's hats

Mexican hats

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

Those hats you can crochet for the bog roll

Let's do

Dunce Shats

Wizard Shats

Bishop Shats and

Mexican Shats

Why do they sound like they’d get steadily more painful?"

The Mexican one is spicy ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Guess what area off Liverpool granny lives in winner gets

A slap up meal in the Chinese buffet all you can eat with granny

And a bj off granny after

Why do you say Liverpool ? Tickles me at times the amount of people who assume that i'm a scouser.

Profile says MERSEYSIDE.

Change the Buffet to fine dining and you aer on ........ or afternoon tea + my butler does the blowjobs!!!

Lol done was born in old royal hospital in Liverpool lived in Garston for three years moved us to Runcorn when developed garston Merseyside boundary top end of Widnes to Wirral

Yup. I could be anywhere from Hoylake to Newton Le Willows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who was your favourite Lucy Robinson?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess what area off Liverpool granny lives in winner gets

A slap up meal in the Chinese buffet all you can eat with granny

And a bj off granny after

That's been repeated too many times.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"If you were a Tube station, which one would you be?"

Mornington Crescent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Martin, Dion or Martel - who would you rather have snooping round your house?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Why do people choose particular wallpaper patterns and colours?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Why do people choose particular wallpaper patterns and colours?"

Okay. So start that one then. It all seems to be pineapples , rubber plant leaves and gold crowns when I look ...... I feel like im shopping with Zandra

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Watersports, is it really a sport or just a parlour game?

If watersports does turn out to be a sport should it be included in the next Olympics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever counted hairs in your left eyebrow vs the right do men have more or less

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Bath, shower, or walk in bath cubicle that's got a shower?

Winston

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Guess what area off Liverpool granny lives in winner gets

A slap up meal in the Chinese buffet all you can eat with granny

And a bj off granny after

Why do you say Liverpool ? Tickles me at times the amount of people who assume that i'm a scouser.

Profile says MERSEYSIDE.

Change the Buffet to fine dining and you aer on ........ or afternoon tea + my butler does the blowjobs!!!

Lol done was born in old royal hospital in Liverpool lived in Garston for three years moved us to Runcorn when developed garston Merseyside boundary top end of Widnes to Wirral

Yup. I could be anywhere from Hoylake to Newton Le Willows

Can I claim you for the Wirral, Granny? Those bloody Scousers don't deserve you x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Course you can

A little lying never hurt anyone now did it? Except Abe Lincoln and who cares about some effin cherry tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess what area off Liverpool granny lives in winner gets

A slap up meal in the Chinese buffet all you can eat with granny

And a bj off granny after

Why do you say Liverpool ? Tickles me at times the amount of people who assume that i'm a scouser.

Profile says MERSEYSIDE.

Change the Buffet to fine dining and you aer on ........ or afternoon tea + my butler does the blowjobs!!!

Lol done was born in old royal hospital in Liverpool lived in Garston for three years moved us to Runcorn when developed garston Merseyside boundary top end of Widnes to Wirral

Yup. I could be anywhere from Hoylake to Newton Le Willows

Good old Wargrave. Was dragged up there. Near the mucky mountains.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Morrissey Pop Genius or Twat Discuss....."

Both. Not a massive fan (actually not a fan at all) but due to his ardent followers there’s genius in his music and personality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the ancient Greeks and Romans teach us about sex and swinging?

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Should men dye their hair or even their beards ?

No one has the issue with women hiding grey bits but men ?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"C'mon ...... get your thinking hats on.

Sexual?

Funny?

Informative?

Educational?

Gardening? ( forget that one )

Just DIFFERENT to the usual

Leave your ideas here ..

If you had to voluntarily amputate one limb or body part.....which would you choose and why?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

If you had to voluntarily amputate one limb or body part.....which would you choose and why?

Appendix. People seem to manage fine without it

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