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I want to be a teddy bear in my next life.

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Everybody loves them, nobody cares if they're fat, & the older they get, the more they're worth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having seen 'Ted' - sounds like a great form of reincarnation!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everybody loves them, nobody cares if they're fat, & the older they get, the more they're worth. "

Avid Merrion's bear was my ultimate favourite. Crude but so funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like the Ikea bear from the adverts,, id think of myself as a female version of Winnie the Pooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everybody loves them, nobody cares if they're fat, & the older they get, the more they're worth.

Avid Merrion's bear was my ultimate favourite. Crude but so funny. "

That wasn't what I would call a cuddly bear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The trouble with being a teddy bear is that whilst quite a few people go all doey eyed in your presence, say 'awww ain't he cute' and supply lots and lots of hugs, very few actually want to shag you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The trouble with being a teddy bear is that whilst quite a few people go all doey eyed in your presence, say 'awww ain't he cute' and supply lots and lots of hugs, very few actually want to shag you "

just putting it out there that i toally would shag you bussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The trouble with being a teddy bear is that whilst quite a few people go all doey eyed in your presence, say 'awww ain't he cute' and supply lots and lots of hugs, very few actually want to shag you "

I would Bussy , ya big teddy bear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things are looking up for Teddy Bears

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Things are looking up for Teddy Bears "

Better get ya a Rupert scarf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everybody loves them, nobody cares if they're fat, & the older they get, the more they're worth.

Avid Merrion's bear was my ultimate favourite. Crude but so funny.

That wasn't what I would call a cuddly bear. "

Cuddly no, well hung for a small bear yes!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"The trouble with being a teddy bear is that whilst quite a few people go all doey eyed in your presence, say 'awww ain't he cute' and supply lots and lots of hugs, very few actually want to shag you "

Chin up mate there is always marmalade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everybody loves them, nobody cares if they're fat, & the older they get, the more they're worth.

Avid Merrion's bear was my ultimate favourite. Crude but so funny.

That wasn't what I would call a cuddly bear.

Cuddly no, well hung for a small bear yes!"

I didn't realise you had seen my private pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Things are looking up for Teddy Bears

Better get ya a Rupert scarf "

Got one already (why doesn't that surprise ya ? lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The trouble with being a teddy bear is that whilst quite a few people go all doey eyed in your presence, say 'awww ain't he cute' and supply lots and lots of hugs, very few actually want to shag you

Chin up mate there is always marmalade "

Honey, as a substitute, that's pretty Pooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The trouble with being a teddy bear is that whilst quite a few people go all doey eyed in your presence, say 'awww ain't he cute' and supply lots and lots of hugs, very few actually want to shag you

Chin up mate there is always marmalade "

He could borrow your red wellies me little lust-monkey!!!

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Smarter than your average bear Boo boo

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Things are looking up for Teddy Bears

Better get ya a Rupert scarf

Got one already (why doesn't that surprise ya ? lol)"
Not al all, nothing you do/have would surprise me.

Think I might suprise ya when I next see ya

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"The trouble with being a teddy bear is that whilst quite a few people go all doey eyed in your presence, say 'awww ain't he cute' and supply lots and lots of hugs, very few actually want to shag you

Chin up mate there is always marmalade

He could borrow your red wellies me little lust-monkey!!! "

You may joke but I think I look pretty smart in them

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Smarter than your average bear Boo boo "

My Teddy Bear that was bought on the day I was born is called Boo Boo and funnily enough the cartoon character was first seen in the year of my birth.

Unlike Boo Boo my bear is white, is very floppy and the mouth has dissapeared and the woollen nose is wearing away. I was offered to have him renovated for my 50th birthday, but then again he wouldn't be MY Boo Boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smarter than your average bear Boo boo

My Teddy Bear that was bought on the day I was born is called Boo Boo and funnily enough the cartoon character was first seen in the year of my birth.

Unlike Boo Boo my bear is white, is very floppy and the mouth has dissapeared and the woollen nose is wearing away. I was offered to have him renovated for my 50th birthday, but then again he wouldn't be MY Boo Boo "

I was thinking of maybe getting stuffed for my 50th birthday funnily enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The trouble with being a teddy bear is that whilst quite a few people go all doey eyed in your presence, say 'awww ain't he cute' and supply lots and lots of hugs, very few actually want to shag you

Chin up mate there is always marmalade

He could borrow your red wellies me little lust-monkey!!!

You may joke but I think I look pretty smart in them"

I want photographic evidence.....red wellies and a teddy bear.......nothing else!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Smarter than your average bear Boo boo

My Teddy Bear that was bought on the day I was born is called Boo Boo and funnily enough the cartoon character was first seen in the year of my birth.

Unlike Boo Boo my bear is white, is very floppy and the mouth has dissapeared and the woollen nose is wearing away. I was offered to have him renovated for my 50th birthday, but then again he wouldn't be MY Boo Boo

I was thinking of maybe getting stuffed for my 50th birthday funnily enough "

Oh I can recommend being stuffed on ya birthday

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"The trouble with being a teddy bear is that whilst quite a few people go all doey eyed in your presence, say 'awww ain't he cute' and supply lots and lots of hugs, very few actually want to shag you

Chin up mate there is always marmalade

He could borrow your red wellies me little lust-monkey!!!

You may joke but I think I look pretty smart in them

I want photographic evidence.....red wellies and a teddy bear.......nothing else!! "

This isn't the kinky fetish request board

I only do normal pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He could borrow your red wellies me little lust-monkey!!!

You may joke but I think I look pretty smart in them

I want photographic evidence.....red wellies and a teddy bear.......nothing else!!

This isn't the kinky fetish request board

I only do normal pics "

ouch, there goes another rib!!! You crack me up - although I do feel a request thread coming on!

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