FabSwingers.com forum: Craziest Requests

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I touch your anus?"

F&B will let you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be a rope art subject

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I touch your anus?

F&B will let you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Can I pay you, to watch you have a shit?”

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Yesterday was... would I do father and son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be a rope art subject

Men look great in rope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be a rope art subject

Men look great in rope!"

Never quite had the want to be strung up in a woods and photographed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yesterday was... would I do father and son

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I had literally the same thing yesterday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be a rope art subject

Men look great in rope!

Never quite had the want to be strung up in a woods and photographed

Really? I thought everyone did.

(I have been tied up and photographed for full clarity)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be a rope art subject

Men look great in rope!

Never quite had the want to be strung up in a woods and photographed

Really? I thought everyone did.

(I have been tied up and photographed for full clarity)"

I don’t judge

It’s just my kink so to speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday was... would I do father and son

Did you not sing it then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be a rope art subject

Men look great in rope!

Never quite had the want to be strung up in a woods and photographed

Really? I thought everyone did.

(I have been tied up and photographed for full clarity)

I don’t judge

It’s just my kink so to speak

Ooh Freudian slip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be a rope art subject

Men look great in rope!

Never quite had the want to be strung up in a woods and photographed

Really? I thought everyone did.

(I have been tied up and photographed for full clarity)

I don’t judge

It’s just my kink so to speak

Ooh Freudian slip?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Yesterday was... would I do father and son

Did you not sing it then?"

Sing it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday was... would I do father and son

I only do twins and cousins "

Lucky them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday was... would I do father and son

Did you not sing it then?

Sing it?"

I guess not. It's very difficult to pull off Cat Stevens though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be a rope art subject

Men look great in rope!

Never quite had the want to be strung up in a woods and photographed

Really? I thought everyone did.

(I have been tied up and photographed for full clarity)

I don’t judge

It’s just my kink so to speak

Ooh Freudian slip?

It's just not your kink. Fair enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be a rope art subject

Men look great in rope!

Never quite had the want to be strung up in a woods and photographed

Really? I thought everyone did.

(I have been tied up and photographed for full clarity)

I don’t judge

It’s just my kink so to speak

Ooh Freudian slip?

It's just not your kink. Fair enough.

But if kink is fun but not that kink

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Yesterday was... would I do father and son

Did you not sing it then?

Sing it?

I guess not. It's very difficult to pull off Cat Stevens though."

I am lost

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

" It's very difficult to pull off Cat Stevens though."

I wonder if his wife Fauzia still pulls him off ?

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By *enhaligonerMan
over a year ago

somewhere

In all seriousness. Someone jumped out in front of me as I was driving. I swerved, hit the brakes, flashed through my head that he completely did that on purpose. Reverse back, put the passenger window down and asked what was that about. He leaned in and said ‘mate, would you drive back down the road and hit me’ then I seen the dried blood on his arms. I quickly drove off. Spoke with the police around the corner who were looking for him, he was walking around with a knife threatening people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to Peg You, from a tipsy d*unk biker female in her bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In all seriousness. Someone jumped out in front of me as I was driving. I swerved, hit the brakes, flashed through my head that he completely did that on purpose. Reverse back, put the passenger window down and asked what was that about. He leaned in and said ‘mate, would you drive back down the road and hit me’ then I seen the dried blood on his arms. I quickly drove off. Spoke with the police around the corner who were looking for him, he was walking around with a knife threatening people. "

That is probably the craziest one I’ve heard by far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday was... would I do father and son

Did you not sing it then?

Sing it?

I guess not. It's very difficult to pull off Cat Stevens though.

I am lost

You've never heard of the song Father & Son?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" It's very difficult to pull off Cat Stevens though.

I wonder if his wife Fauzia still pulls him off ?"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Yesterday was... would I do father and son

Did you not sing it then?

Sing it?

I guess not. It's very difficult to pull off Cat Stevens though.

I am lost

You've never heard of the song Father & Son?"

It doesn't ring a bell

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Yesterday was... would I do father and son

And?……………….. don’t keep us all in suspense

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By *anillaboyMan
over a year ago

london

Had a social in a restaurant with a couple and wife was asking me to suck her husband cock under the table. I-am very open mind but that was a bit to much for me coz was few people inside. She gave him a wank and after he cum in her hand She made me eat it.

I was sucking on that fingers until was bright clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday was... would I do father and son

Did you not sing it then?

Sing it?

I guess not. It's very difficult to pull off Cat Stevens though.

I am lost

You've never heard of the song Father & Son?

It doesn't ring a bell"

In which case, ignore me.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Yesterday was... would I do father and son

Did you not sing it then?

Sing it?

I guess not. It's very difficult to pull off Cat Stevens though.

I am lost

You've never heard of the song Father & Son?

It doesn't ring a bell

In which case, ignore me."

Too late for that..

Hi Pete.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Had a social in a restaurant with a couple and wife was asking me to suck her husband cock under the table. I-am very open mind but that was a bit to much for me coz was few people inside. She gave him a wank and after he cum in her hand She made me eat it.

I was sucking on that fingers until was bright clean."

Interesting description of a social !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday was... would I do father and son

Did you not sing it then?

Sing it?

I guess not. It's very difficult to pull off Cat Stevens though.

I am lost

You've never heard of the song Father & Son?

It doesn't ring a bell

In which case, ignore me.

Too late for that..

Hi Pete.

Hello

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Hello

Is it me you're looking for ?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Yesterday was... would I do father and son

Did you not sing it then?

Sing it?

I guess not. It's very difficult to pull off Cat Stevens though.

I am lost

You've never heard of the song Father & Son?

It doesn't ring a bell

In which case, ignore me."

I googled it. Knew of it immediately

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By *amera man 25Man
over a year ago

Honley Huddersfield

Will you come over to my house and wank with me into my wifes knickers as we're looking at photos of her? Really? how would he explain that, sorry if youre online now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

Is it me you're looking for ?"

Lionel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday was... would I do father and son

Did you not sing it then?

Sing it?

I guess not. It's very difficult to pull off Cat Stevens though.

I am lost

You've never heard of the song Father & Son?

It doesn't ring a bell

In which case, ignore me.

I googled it. Knew of it immediately "

And let us never speak of this joke again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had uncle and nephew requesting, whether they actually were who knows. But still very weird, and declined.

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

"I want to Peg You, from a tipsy d*unk biker female in her bedroom"

That's hot not crazy

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By *anillaboyMan
over a year ago

london

I was sucking on that fingers until was bright clean.

Interesting description of a social !"
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If is because of my english, Im sorry i do my best to improve

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

"Yesterday was... would I do father and son

Did you not sing it then?

Sing it?

I guess not. It's very difficult to pull off Cat Stevens though."

Wank Cat Stevens?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

If is because of my english, Im sorry i do my best to improve"

No it's nothing to do with your English. It's perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was sucking on that fingers until was bright clean.

Interesting description of a social !"

That’s a very interesting social indeed

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Yesterday was... would I do father and son

Did you not sing it then?

Sing it?

I guess not. It's very difficult to pull off Cat Stevens though.

I am lost

You've never heard of the song Father & Son?

It doesn't ring a bell

In which case, ignore me.

I googled it. Knew of it immediately

And let us never speak of this joke again

Beat me to it, this was also my first thought.

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By *94meeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Someone I have been chatting with wanted me to meet her in a Spiderman suit in the woods and fuck her.

I like a risk but imagine someone seeing that!

Wtf!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Someone I have been chatting with wanted me to meet her in a Spiderman suit in the woods and fuck her.

I like a risk but imagine someone seeing that!

Wtf!"

It's ok, you'd have your Spidey mask on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex. God dam people wanting sex.

All

The

Time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex. God dam people wanting sex.

All

The

Time

I don’t get that problem. Weird isn’t it? …..don’t answer they!!!

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By *94meeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Sex. God dam people wanting sex.

All

The

Time

Yeah...just so annoying! NOT!

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By *anillaboyMan
over a year ago

london

I was sucking on that fingers until was bright clean.

Interesting description of a social !

That’s a very interesting social indeed

Believe it or not i loved the ideea i find it so hot and i was so angry that were to many people inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex. God dam people wanting sex.

All

The

Time

Yeah...just so annoying! NOT!

Oh it really is.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

A lady asking to be beaten until they bleed. No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady asking to be beaten until they bleed. No

I’m sorry what??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady asking to be beaten until they bleed. No

If she's on her period all you'd need to do is pull the string.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"A lady asking to be beaten until they bleed. No

I’m sorry what??"

No sex. Just wanted me to, effectively, assault her. Err....no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady asking to be beaten until they bleed. No

I’m sorry what??

No sex. Just wanted me to, effectively, assault her. Err....no

Dear Lord I know some people like it a bit brutal but eewwww

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

"Yesterday was... would I do father and son

Did you not sing it then?

Sing it?"

It's a song by cat stevens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I spunk on your leggings?"

"No, I'm not wearing them just now.....it"s half 7 on a Tuesday morning FFS....I'm trying to eat my porridge...."

"Ok then. Can I spunk in your porridge......?"

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

The Pole (Glasgowish)

Bring vodka and nachos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you…. chop off my member

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Can I spunk on your leggings?"

"No, I'm not wearing them just now.....it"s half 7 on a Tuesday morning FFS....I'm trying to eat my porridge...."

"Ok then. Can I spunk in your porridge......?"

Well if he thinks that he can get to yours that fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Can I spunk on your leggings?"

"No, I'm not wearing them just now.....it"s half 7 on a Tuesday morning FFS....I'm trying to eat my porridge...."

"Ok then. Can I spunk in your porridge......?"

Seems a fair request to me, plus you have a cracking pair of legs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To shit on my chest and tickle my tampon is a weird request appparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you…. chop off my member

This would be hard to resist.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

""Can I spunk on your leggings?"

"No, I'm not wearing them just now.....it"s half 7 on a Tuesday morning FFS....I'm trying to eat my porridge...."

"Ok then. Can I spunk in your porridge......?"

Protein shake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got offered money to flash someone at a time when I had mini-Catch23 showing on profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you…. chop off my member

This would be hard to resist. "

Absolute sadist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you…. chop off my member

This would be hard to resist.

Absolute sadist

That's twice I've been called that this morning.

On god's day aswell!!!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I got offered money to flash someone at a time when I had mini-Catch23 showing on profile

What is a mini-Catch23 ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you…. chop off my member

This would be hard to resist. "

Haha unsurprisingly I found that easy to resist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst one was somebody asking if they could wank over my wife’s pics just like her dad does

Another was would I drop her off to fuck him in a shed whilst his wife was asleep in the house

Fab is a wonderful place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst one was somebody asking if they could wank over my wife’s pics just like her dad does

Another was would I drop her off to fuck him in a shed whilst his wife was asleep in the house

Fab is a wonderful place."

What???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst one was somebody asking if they could wank over my wife’s pics just like her dad does

Another was would I drop her off to fuck him in a shed whilst his wife was asleep in the house

Fab is a wonderful place.

What???"

If they say that to a man about his wife I wouldn’t like to see what they’re saying to single women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst one was somebody asking if they could wank over my wife’s pics just like her dad does

Another was would I drop her off to fuck him in a shed whilst his wife was asleep in the house

Fab is a wonderful place.

What???

If they say that to a man about his wife I wouldn’t like to see what they’re saying to single women."

I don’t even want to know what they are saying probably something thats been read in court I imagine

That first one is just sick

As for the second,I don’t even know where to start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst one was somebody asking if they could wank over my wife’s pics just like her dad does

Another was would I drop her off to fuck him in a shed whilst his wife was asleep in the house

Fab is a wonderful place.

What???

If they say that to a man about his wife I wouldn’t like to see what they’re saying to single women.

I don’t even want to know what they are saying probably something thats been read in court I imagine

That first one is just sick

As for the second,I don’t even know where to start"

Jokes on him. She doesn’t know her dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been asked by several, a request for Mr to have Mrs tied, bent over waiting to be used for him to walk in, fuck, creampie her and leave.

I'm sure in the moment, some may enjoy that, but as a first message with no indication to suggest that may be the case

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

To have sex in a stable in front of his horse

Go to a hotel and have a catfight with another female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To have sex in a stable in front of his horse

Go to a hotel and have a catfight with another female"

Have the catfight also in front of his horse?

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

"To have sex in a stable in front of his horse

Go to a hotel and have a catfight with another female

Have the catfight also in front of his horse?"

Two different guys but it would the ultimate multitasking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Can I pay you, to watch you have a shit?”"

Did you do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Can I spunk on your leggings?"

"No, I'm not wearing them just now.....it"s half 7 on a Tuesday morning FFS....I'm trying to eat my porridge...."

"Ok then. Can I spunk in your porridge......?"

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By *ouple3334MFCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

Mrs was offered to meet someone to fuck in his lorry as he was passing and didn’t have much time!. Not sure how we managed to decline such an offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To have sex in a stable in front of his horse

Go to a hotel and have a catfight with another female

Have the catfight also in front of his horse?

Two different guys but it would the ultimate multitasking"

Would you say neigh to that then?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Yesterday was... would I do father and son

I've had that one

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

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By *mma1973Woman
over a year ago

graffiti bridge

There was a farmer. Something about a slurry pit and his wallet

Or one who wanted to be blindfolded while me and my mates watch his perform while ridiculing him

I have declined all offers

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