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By *anBerks OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

So, Fabsters, tell us, what sort of strange behaviour do you only see on Fab?

You know, like fully grown men walking into the shower fully clothed .. well, with a T-shirt on at least. Invariably white.

Who da fuk does that in real life?

If that kind of behaviour wasn’t crazy enough, they then inexplicably they take a picture of themselves doing it …

Anyway, what other strange behaviour only ever seems to happen on Fab!?

It’s just for fun, like, keep it lighthearted!

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

People lifting up their skirts to show their underwear.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Taking a pic of their penis whilst doing a poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taking a pic of their penis whilst doing a poo"

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Take a pic of your cock

While you're having a poo

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Showing women a penis when trying to talk to initiate conversation. You'd get put on a list in real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying “mmmmmm” to people as if it’s a compliment.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Showing women a penis when trying to talk to initiate conversation. You'd get put on a list in real life "

It amuses me on RIP condolence threads all the cock, bum and boob pics posting heartfelt comments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Showing women a penis when trying to talk to initiate conversation. You'd get put on a list in real life

It amuses me on RIP condolence threads all the cock, bum and boob pics posting heartfelt comments. "

I can't take anyone seriously that has genitals as their pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking around wearing a helmet talking to people while doing the helicopter

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

If you're online at 3am it's not because of insomnia or a child being fretful - it's because you're desperate for a shag and want to meet now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Films a ‘boing’ video.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I went to University, I've seen many of these things in real life including the clothed showering .

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Showing women a penis when trying to talk to initiate conversation. You'd get put on a list in real life

It amuses me on RIP condolence threads all the cock, bum and boob pics posting heartfelt comments. "

Yup, or the really wholesome posts that help others out. Such a weird juxtaposition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex Cam now !

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By *inky-guyMan
over a year ago

raunds

Using a TV remote as a form of measurement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling people you're discrete (know the difference) if your going to mention it in your profile a million time and saying no face pic because of my job or your professional.

How would that work in a bar or club then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using a boner photo as a way of introduction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using a boner photo as a way of introduction.

"

People love my big angry cock pic’ as an intro

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Sex Cam now ! "

Okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Casually standing around with one boob out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had...

Oh you have a daughter, does she like to join in too?

I used to like to touch my mum's pussy, so can I touch yours because you're old?

Do you like several guys pissing in your mouth?

Would you like to come to Switzerland to meet me?

Will you come and meet me and my brother tonight?

You can come round whilst my wife is at work (fairly common that one actually)

Would you have sex for cash/gifts so forth? Ranging from £50+

Will I shit on someone's face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you like to come to Switzerland to meet me?"

That must Bern.

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham

Being open to more possibilities with a double-sided dildo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh! Had one woman supply loads of pics, but said she couldn't provide any of her partner as he was a 'celebrity'...

And another lady get in touch who said she could offer me a daytime 'slot'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you like to come to Switzerland to meet me?

That must Bern."

Capital or not... I wasn't packing my skis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhh! Had one woman supply loads of pics, but said she couldn't provide any of her partner as he was a 'celebrity'...

And another lady get in touch who said she could offer me a daytime 'slot' "

A daytime slot with her?!

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Only on fab would a guy's first words to a woman or couple be "Fancy a fuck?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying “mmmmmm” to people as if it’s a compliment. "

Ha this tickled me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab to fuck this.. either their fanny looks like a battered mince or they are lyin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab to fuck this.. either their fanny looks like a battered mince or they are lyin."

Hahahaha vivid imagery right there

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

People saying hello and showing you their penis.

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