FabSwingers.com forum: Help noisy neighbours !!

By *rNice. OP Man
over a year ago

Doncaster

my neighbours, people who should know better , but the Karaoke and d*unkeness , shouting in the garden at 4 am in the morning , starting to get on my nerves ..

Question is , should I get revenge , by mowing the lawn at 7 am next morning and revving my car , or confront them and risk an escalation with me punching the chap , or call the cops , all options open ....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Call the cops

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"my neighbours, people who should know better , but the Karaoke and d*unkeness , shouting in the garden at 4 am in the morning , starting to get on my nerves ..

Or just calmly talk to them?

What makes you think they should know better?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Move it's the only way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be more inclined to speak to them calmly and ask them to consider you’re neighbours

Failing that no point calling cops might turn up eventually

If all else fails

Punch in chops normally works

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I think we’re the noisy neighbours

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport

Go and join them!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a noisy neighbour so I know how it feels. Not as bad as yours OP but it's still bloody annoying when I hear nothing but banging and clattering about at nigh. Pain in the ass when you're about to go to bed or getting woken up by it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a noisy neighbour so I know how it feels. Not as bad as yours OP but it's still bloody annoying when I hear nothing but banging and clattering about at nigh. Pain in the ass when you're about to go to bed or getting woken up by it

Night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t say I’ve ever been punched by a man who uses the word “chap” so I’m inclined to believe that punching people isn’t something you usually do. The best thing to do is get some cans of Stella and go and join them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We operate a system where Becky asks nicely once, then sternly once, and then I bust in and threaten to beat the living daylights out of everyone. Works every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ear muffs

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Why do you say they should know better? Other than the fact that any normal person should realise the effect their actions have on others .

I ask because. If you think they are otherwise reasonable, and not morons , then surely having a chat is the best option. If they ARE morons , then other options are available ; )

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Clacton on sea

Water balloons over the fence

Give them a little electric shock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours use to be annoying twats, until I went round one evening after a very hard day and a few wines.

Very quiet since.

Talking sternly and a little bit of sarcastic sass works a treat.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I’d be annoyed I didn’t get an invite!! We always let our neighbours know if we’re having a party (very rare these days).

T is a very early bird & would have no issue with mowing & strimming at 7am to try & annoy them although they would probably be in such a deep sleep they wouldn’t know

J x

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wales

Talk to them. If you can’t talk to them, write them a polite letter and keep a copy.

If things escalate or get worse then send a letter to the relevant department at your council, with a copy of the letter you sent to the neighbours.

Document every nuisance incident in a diary and take any damage to your property, because they will ask for evidence etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep full on recordings of all the noise at all times various times and keep a diary.

Do not confront who ever they are itl get worse once you do.

Down load a Noise app!

Go and see your local PM Asap..

Best of luck.

Ive been through the same,for 15 yrs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep full on recordings of all the noise at all times various times and keep a diary.

Do not confront who ever they are itl get worse once you do.

Down load a Noise app!

Go and see your local PM Asap..

Best of luck.

Ive been through the same,for 15 yrs..

Grass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep full on recordings of all the noise at all times various times and keep a diary.

Do not confront who ever they are itl get worse once you do.

Down load a Noise app!

Go and see your local PM Asap..

Best of luck.

Ive been through the same,for 15 yrs..

Grass"

Green Grass, or yellow dryed grass? Lol

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By *rNice. OP Man
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Why do you say they should know better? Other than the fact that any normal person should realise the effect their actions have on others .

I ask because. If you think they are otherwise reasonable, and not morons , then surely having a chat is the best option. If they ARE morons , then other options are available ; )"

Well they seem respectable hard working people like most people round here, most of the time, then this happens... I think a firm word first...

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

Walsall

I was annoying a neighbour without realising it , I'd put up wooden wind chimes. Turns out a neighbour working nights was being driven bonkers by them.

I found out, when a note was pushed through my door. I removed the chimes of course, but I'd have preferred if they'd have asked face to face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call the police. That's bang out of order.

We are very lucky and have very peaceful elderly neighbor's. I would be tormented if we had bad neighbor's. Get them sorted, nobody deserves to live like that

Mrs C

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By *eacsMan
over a year ago

nottingham

BBQ when their washing is out!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set their house on fire, drastic but effective

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
over a year ago

walsall

Slayer Decade of Aggression full volume the next morning

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Talk to them. If you can’t talk to them, write them a polite letter and keep a copy.

If things escalate or get worse then send a letter to the relevant department at your council, with a copy of the letter you sent to the neighbours.

Document every nuisance incident in a diary and take any damage to your property, because they will ask for evidence etc."

Good advise and usually the one recommended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my neighbours, people who should know better , but the Karaoke and d*unkeness , shouting in the garden at 4 am in the morning , starting to get on my nerves ..

Bad neighbours 3 - call up Seth rogen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait until there raver heads are fast asleep and get your karaoke machine out..

Wake up it's a beautiful morning

Na na na na

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Move it's the only way

Yea to Essex

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"Keep full on recordings of all the noise at all times various times and keep a diary.

Do not confront who ever they are itl get worse once you do.

Down load a Noise app!

Go and see your local PM Asap..

Best of luck.

Ive been through the same,for 15 yrs..

I've had the same and it ain't good. I agree with the above..and speak to the Environmental Health department...they can deal with the matter and your neighbors won't get to know it's you who has contacted them. Maybe other neighbors have already contacted that department. Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep full on recordings of all the noise at all times various times and keep a diary.

Do not confront who ever they are itl get worse once you do.

Down load a Noise app!

Go and see your local PM Asap..

Best of luck.

Ive been through the same,for 15 yrs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like another episode of neighbours from hell lol

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By *enhaligonerMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Ok… what did I do when I had this a few years ago.

I had a tow bar on my car at the time. I occasionally reversed into his leaving dents.

I stole his bin.

I don’t sound very nice

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By *unfriendly 123Man
over a year ago

boston

Move is the best way

And get a detached house

So shouldn't happen again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go and join them!!! "

Yes, become the annoying neighbour.

Each time they do this, go out, insist on joining them, and if no invite just keep talking to them over the fence.

They'll soon stay in to avoid you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go and join them!!! "

Yes, become the annoying neighbour.

Each time they do this, go out, insist on joining them, and if no invite just keep talking to them over the fence.

They'll soon stay in to avoid you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we’re the noisy neighbours

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go and give him a good fucking, he should be OK with the noise then

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

If it's a regular thing then talk to them.

If it's once in a blue moon, whack some ear plugs in.

There's every chance you do stuff that gets under their skin but they bite their lip coz it might not happen very often.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo do the lawn then get your Mrs to start to moan at you about nothing lol

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