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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue...

Let's here you're endings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red, violets are blue...

Let's here you're endings! "

I can not rhyme

Elephant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roses are red, violets are blue...

Let's here you're endings!

I can not rhyme

Elephant"

Haha that's pretty much my rhyming skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me the chance and I'll fuck you!

This was on a valentines card I received in school...at age maybe 14/15.

The romance of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roses are red, violets are blue, give me the chance and I'll fuck you!

This was on a valentines card I received in school...at age maybe 14/15.

The romance of it

Who says romance is dead, right? Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red, violets are blue, give me the chance and I'll fuck you!

This was on a valentines card I received in school...at age maybe 14/15.

The romance of it

Not from a teacher I hope

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By *anBerksMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

I’m into scat

Will you do me a poo?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Roses are red, violets are blue...

Let's here you're endings! "

My poetry blending?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red, violets are blue...

Do like me, I fancy you

Let's here you're endings! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Wipe me please

I'm done with my poo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue...

I've got ten fingers

Two are for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Grass is green

I like your legs and what’s in between

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By *ewforestguyMan
over a year ago

England

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

Most poems rhyme,

But this one doesn't

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Roses are red (they're also white, yellow, sometimes verigated and even black)

Violets are blue (they're not, they're violet)

I'm a little pedantic

You wouldn't want to marry me

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a knife

Get in the van....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of roses aren’t red,

Violets aren’t blue, they’re violet.

That’s that little ditty fucked,

Sit on my face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've heard that one too! Dint know where it's from? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oranges are orange

Tomatoes are red

Get yourself over here

And get in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red violets are blue

Spread you’re legs I’ll go down on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’ll shave my pussy

Just for you

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Pop it in your bum

Ooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Have a pic of my dick.

Now I cum fuck you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue

You message a couple

You’re last in a huge queue

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Roses are red, like lips, or blood

Violets are blue, like sadness or the sky

Flowers in bloom, flowers in bud

Like memories or hopes, vibrant, or dry

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By *amera man 25Man
over a year ago

Honley Huddersfield

Roses are red, violets are blue

get your knickers off

Poetry is hard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue

Bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Wine is cheaper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Although I'm using my hand,

I'm thinking of you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm in the clique

You'd like to be too

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By *abluesbabyMan
over a year ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You might be hung like a donkey

But you smell like one too

I got sent that as a Valentine back when we were students. And she tried (and failed) to deny it!

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By *m272Woman
over a year ago

London

"Roses are red, violets are blue...

Let's here you're endings! "

Roses are red violets are blue

Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red, violets are blue...

Let's here you're endings!

Roses are red violets are blue

Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two

??"

At least this scans, unlike everyone else's.

Bonus points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are blues,

1300 migrants crossing the channel, it’s all over the news.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I wrote this for my then-gf a few years ago.

Although some roses may be red, they come in many hues

And violets come in many shades, but I've never seen one blue

Of all the flowers in the world, I have yet to view

A flower that is as pretty and as beautiful as you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wrote this for my then-gf a few years ago.

Although some roses may be red, they come in many hues

And violets come in many shades, but I've never seen one blue

Of all the flowers in the world, I have yet to view

A flower that is as pretty and as beautiful as you."

Did it come with wine?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Did it come with wine?"

Just as importantly, did she?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just going to use predictive text for my ending...

Roses are red, violets are blue and white like to meet up with the kids are all good...

Better than I could come up with to be honest.

MrWho.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"I wrote this for my then-gf a few years ago.

Although some roses may be red, they come in many hues

And violets come in many shades, but I've never seen one blue

Of all the flowers in the world, I have yet to view

A flower that is as pretty and as beautiful as you.

Did it come with wine?"

But of course. And crisps. And chocolate!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Roses are red

I’m rubbish at rhyming

Can I sit on your face

Or is that bad timing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red

I’m rubbish at rhyming

Can I sit on your face

Or is that bad timing?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Im done with your bullshit,

So please fuck off too

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Roses are red

I’m rubbish at rhyming

Can I sit on your face

Or is that bad timing?

Yes"

Yes to the former or latter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses for romance violets just flowers

Il open your anus and first you for hours

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I fabbed all your pictures

So now can we screw?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are chocolates

Violets are sweets

Lay down on your back as i spread your feet

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Thankyouverymuch ladiesandgentlemen.

I’m here all week.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm going to dv8

Maybe I'll see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are maid Marion,

Violets Friar tuck

Get on all fours dear

Cos Robin Hood wants to fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose's are red,

Violet's are blue,

Ethel's are pink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m using my hand

But I’m thinking of you

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Roses and thorny

Violets are twisted

Open legs babe

You’re about to get fisted.

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