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"I can’t last more than 10 mins, Meli. So maybe an egg timer? ![]() * hard-boiled, obvs ![]() | |||
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"bits. What other essentials do you need for a fuckathon? Do you have the cranberry juice waiting in the fridge? Do you ever get vagtigued/cockhausted or are you a keep going all week long sort of person? *asking for a friend. Obvs." Lots of cake and biscuits lots of tea coffee Obviously a willing woman At my age as well breaks essential lol ![]() | |||
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"bits. What other essentials do you need for a fuckathon? Do you have the cranberry juice waiting in the fridge? Do you ever get vagtigued/cockhausted or are you a keep going all week long sort of person? *asking for a friend. Obvs." Christ no. Usually once does me fine and then i just want to shower up and get on with my day or go to sleep, depending on the time of the event | |||
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there ![]() That’s why you need to co-opt a willing friend to apply vag balm & give you hair strokes! | |||
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there ![]() Bathe straight away and drink lots of water. They're very delicate, our flowers. | |||
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there ![]() Dear Virgin... (oh how I laughed typing this) ![]() | |||
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there ![]() It's not UTI related. It's friction ![]() | |||
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there ![]() ![]() User too intense ![]() | |||
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there ![]() ![]() ![]() Guilty ![]() | |||
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"A B12 injection..." Does that actually work/help? I'm now genuinely curious and no longer viewing this as a pastiche. | |||
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"I can’t last more than 10 mins, Meli. So maybe an egg timer? ![]() ![]() ![]() Purrrrrlease!! ![]() | |||
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there ![]() ![]() Sore flaps? Salt bath for those ![]() | |||
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"A cool flannel to rest on the bits works wonders to lessen the swelling, so I've been told. Also someone to sing soothing lullabies whilst softly strumming a ukulele. " Nell does this mean the phonetox is complete? It must be. I'm doing 24 hours soon. Pray for me. And my work inbox. Does Whooey play the ukulele? I could get on board with this strumming and gentle lullabies shtick. | |||
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there ![]() ![]() Well if it was an in the bath scenario you can’t go wrong with a bit of emusiflying ointment bp(on a side note works well for for lubing up for anal douching) … in the bedroom scenario possibly a very nice and gentle water based lube for sensitive skin… nothing scented… that could cause a chemical burn! ![]() | |||
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"I'm of an age I take the painkillers before sex. Afterwards a nice cup of tea and a shower will do. " Yep, extra tramadol and some ibuprofen! | |||
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"Chocolate to get the energy to go again! Then I play your voice notes and I’m ready to go again…I need some fresh material ![]() K you smooth fucker. ![]() | |||
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"A B12 injection... Does that actually work/help? I'm now genuinely curious and no longer viewing this as a pastiche." You need to do them regularly, and you need to make sure your folate is optimal. | |||
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"I've never done a fuckathon...is it any good? ![]() Oh K, why don't we try it some time? I can show you just how good it can be. ![]() | |||
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there ![]() ![]() ![]() The side note! The side note though. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've never done a fuckathon...is it any good? ![]() ![]() Just tell me where and when and I will be there ![]() | |||
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh Meli if I ever get a Hugh Grantesque style application of post fuckathon vag soothing I will die happy! That side note is a top top tip!! | |||
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"I've never done a fuckathon...is it any good? ![]() ![]() ![]() Can I join please? ![]() | |||
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"I've never done a fuckathon...is it any good? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The more the merrier ![]() | |||
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"A cool flannel to rest on the bits works wonders to lessen the swelling, so I've been told. Also someone to sing soothing lullabies whilst softly strumming a ukulele. Nell does this mean the phonetox is complete? It must be. I'm doing 24 hours soon. Pray for me. And my work inbox. Does Whooey play the ukulele? I could get on board with this strumming and gentle lullabies shtick." Ummmm, no. I'm doing a week long phonetox. Badly ![]() | |||
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"You need to treat your fufu like you’d treat a horse after a very long ride. Whisper soothing words to it, give it a good firm brushing and pop in a sugar lump ![]() Wise words Adam, got to keep it sweet. | |||
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"I've never done a fuckathon...is it any good? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Mutual hair and vag stroking afterwards? | |||
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"You need to treat your fufu like you’d treat a horse after a very long ride. Whisper soothing words to it, give it a good firm brushing and pop in a sugar lump ![]() A lump of sugar!! That’s just thrush waiting to happen!!! ![]() | |||
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"You need to treat your fufu like you’d treat a horse after a very long ride. Whisper soothing words to it, give it a good firm brushing and pop in a sugar lump ![]() ![]() Time to come clean - I’m not a doctor. Nor a vet ![]() | |||
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"I've never done a fuckathon...is it any good? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This sounds like the perfect fuckathon ending, sign me up. ![]() | |||
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"Fizzy drinks if it's a long session. And those big nighttime pads to absorb all the fluid from my overfilled vagina. " No, don't use the pads. That's crazy talk. Stick a couple of pillows on your bum so it's still there for the morning trickling down as you go about your business. | |||
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"You need to treat your fufu like you’d treat a horse after a very long ride. Whisper soothing words to it, give it a good firm brushing and pop in a sugar lump ![]() ![]() ![]() As a non dr or vet I would advise that the the lump of sugar is best delivered via a hot cup of tea! | |||
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"Fizzy drinks if it's a long session. And those big nighttime pads to absorb all the fluid from my overfilled vagina. No, don't use the pads. That's crazy talk. Stick a couple of pillows on your bum so it's still there for the morning trickling down as you go about your business." You filthy mare ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've never done a fuckathon...is it any good? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I thought you are the organiser ![]() | |||
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"Fizzy drinks if it's a long session. And those big nighttime pads to absorb all the fluid from my overfilled vagina. No, don't use the pads. That's crazy talk. Stick a couple of pillows on your bum so it's still there for the morning trickling down as you go about your business. You filthy mare ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Fizzy drinks if it's a long session. And those big nighttime pads to absorb all the fluid from my overfilled vagina. No, don't use the pads. That's crazy talk. Stick a couple of pillows on your bum so it's still there for the morning trickling down as you go about your business. You filthy mare ![]() ![]() She's a very filthy woman! I'll try the pillows. Maybe the smell of cummy vagina will help me sleep the next day. | |||
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"Fizzy drinks if it's a long session. And those big nighttime pads to absorb all the fluid from my overfilled vagina. No, don't use the pads. That's crazy talk. Stick a couple of pillows on your bum so it's still there for the morning trickling down as you go about your business. You filthy mare ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() So you should be!!! ![]() | |||
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"I've never done a fuckathon...is it any good? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It’s a group effort surely? | |||
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