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"I can’t last more than 10 mins, Meli. So maybe an egg timer? " * hard-boiled, obvs | |||
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"bits. What other essentials do you need for a fuckathon? Do you have the cranberry juice waiting in the fridge? Do you ever get vagtigued/cockhausted or are you a keep going all week long sort of person? *asking for a friend. Obvs." Lots of cake and biscuits lots of tea coffee Obviously a willing woman At my age as well breaks essential lol | |||
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"I can’t last more than 10 mins, Meli. So maybe an egg timer? * hard-boiled, obvs " It's okay Dan, I still would. Want some boobs to cheer you up? | |||
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"bits. What other essentials do you need for a fuckathon? Do you have the cranberry juice waiting in the fridge? Do you ever get vagtigued/cockhausted or are you a keep going all week long sort of person? *asking for a friend. Obvs." Christ no. Usually once does me fine and then i just want to shower up and get on with my day or go to sleep, depending on the time of the event | |||
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there " That’s why you need to co-opt a willing friend to apply vag balm & give you hair strokes! | |||
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there " Bathe straight away and drink lots of water. They're very delicate, our flowers. | |||
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there That’s why you need to co-opt a willing friend to apply vag balm & give you hair strokes!" Dear Virgin... (oh how I laughed typing this) Where would one purchase said vag balm? A mutual friend has asked. | |||
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there Bathe straight away and drink lots of water. They're very delicate, our flowers." It's not UTI related. It's friction | |||
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there Bathe straight away and drink lots of water. They're very delicate, our flowers. It's not UTI related. It's friction " User too intense | |||
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there Bathe straight away and drink lots of water. They're very delicate, our flowers. It's not UTI related. It's friction User too intense " Guilty | |||
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"A B12 injection..." Does that actually work/help? I'm now genuinely curious and no longer viewing this as a pastiche. | |||
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"I can’t last more than 10 mins, Meli. So maybe an egg timer? * hard-boiled, obvs It's okay Dan, I still would. Want some boobs to cheer you up? " Purrrrrlease!! | |||
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there Bathe straight away and drink lots of water. They're very delicate, our flowers. It's not UTI related. It's friction " Sore flaps? Salt bath for those | |||
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"A cool flannel to rest on the bits works wonders to lessen the swelling, so I've been told. Also someone to sing soothing lullabies whilst softly strumming a ukulele. " Nell does this mean the phonetox is complete? It must be. I'm doing 24 hours soon. Pray for me. And my work inbox. Does Whooey play the ukulele? I could get on board with this strumming and gentle lullabies shtick. | |||
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there That’s why you need to co-opt a willing friend to apply vag balm & give you hair strokes! Dear Virgin... (oh how I laughed typing this) Where would one purchase said vag balm? A mutual friend has asked." Well if it was an in the bath scenario you can’t go wrong with a bit of emusiflying ointment bp(on a side note works well for for lubing up for anal douching) … in the bedroom scenario possibly a very nice and gentle water based lube for sensitive skin… nothing scented… that could cause a chemical burn! | |||
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"I'm of an age I take the painkillers before sex. Afterwards a nice cup of tea and a shower will do. " Yep, extra tramadol and some ibuprofen! | |||
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"Chocolate to get the energy to go again! Then I play your voice notes and I’m ready to go again…I need some fresh material K" K you smooth fucker. Fresh material will be with you within 24 hours. Promise. It's better than chocolate isn't it? | |||
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"A B12 injection... Does that actually work/help? I'm now genuinely curious and no longer viewing this as a pastiche." You need to do them regularly, and you need to make sure your folate is optimal. | |||
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"I've never done a fuckathon...is it any good? K" Oh K, why don't we try it some time? I can show you just how good it can be. | |||
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there That’s why you need to co-opt a willing friend to apply vag balm & give you hair strokes! Dear Virgin... (oh how I laughed typing this) Where would one purchase said vag balm? A mutual friend has asked. Well if it was an in the bath scenario you can’t go wrong with a bit of emusiflying ointment bp(on a side note works well for for lubing up for anal douching) … in the bedroom scenario possibly a very nice and gentle water based lube for sensitive skin… nothing scented… that could cause a chemical burn! " The side note! The side note though. If that ever, ever happens, I promise to send you a photo. Unlikely. You never know. I hope if you ever one day happen to have a fuckathon there's someone nice and charming in a Hugh Grantesque way ready to liberally apply that ointment for you. | |||
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"I've never done a fuckathon...is it any good? K Oh K, why don't we try it some time? I can show you just how good it can be. " Just tell me where and when and I will be there K | |||
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"Sometimes sex certainly does leave you a bit sore down there That’s why you need to co-opt a willing friend to apply vag balm & give you hair strokes! Dear Virgin... (oh how I laughed typing this) Where would one purchase said vag balm? A mutual friend has asked. Well if it was an in the bath scenario you can’t go wrong with a bit of emusiflying ointment bp(on a side note works well for for lubing up for anal douching) … in the bedroom scenario possibly a very nice and gentle water based lube for sensitive skin… nothing scented… that could cause a chemical burn! The side note! The side note though. If that ever, ever happens, I promise to send you a photo. Unlikely. You never know. I hope if you ever one day happen to have a fuckathon there's someone nice and charming in a Hugh Grantesque way ready to liberally apply that ointment for you. " Oh Meli if I ever get a Hugh Grantesque style application of post fuckathon vag soothing I will die happy! That side note is a top top tip!! | |||
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"I've never done a fuckathon...is it any good? K Oh K, why don't we try it some time? I can show you just how good it can be. Just tell me where and when and I will be there K" Can I join please? | |||
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"I've never done a fuckathon...is it any good? K Oh K, why don't we try it some time? I can show you just how good it can be. Just tell me where and when and I will be there K Can I join please? " The more the merrier K | |||
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"A cool flannel to rest on the bits works wonders to lessen the swelling, so I've been told. Also someone to sing soothing lullabies whilst softly strumming a ukulele. Nell does this mean the phonetox is complete? It must be. I'm doing 24 hours soon. Pray for me. And my work inbox. Does Whooey play the ukulele? I could get on board with this strumming and gentle lullabies shtick." Ummmm, no. I'm doing a week long phonetox. Badly | |||
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"You need to treat your fufu like you’d treat a horse after a very long ride. Whisper soothing words to it, give it a good firm brushing and pop in a sugar lump " Wise words Adam, got to keep it sweet. | |||
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"I've never done a fuckathon...is it any good? K Oh K, why don't we try it some time? I can show you just how good it can be. Just tell me where and when and I will be there K Can I join please? The more the merrier K" Mutual hair and vag stroking afterwards? | |||
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"You need to treat your fufu like you’d treat a horse after a very long ride. Whisper soothing words to it, give it a good firm brushing and pop in a sugar lump " A lump of sugar!! That’s just thrush waiting to happen!!! | |||
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"You need to treat your fufu like you’d treat a horse after a very long ride. Whisper soothing words to it, give it a good firm brushing and pop in a sugar lump A lump of sugar!! That’s just thrush waiting to happen!!! " Time to come clean - I’m not a doctor. Nor a vet | |||
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"I've never done a fuckathon...is it any good? K Oh K, why don't we try it some time? I can show you just how good it can be. Just tell me where and when and I will be there K Can I join please? The more the merrier K Mutual hair and vag stroking afterwards?" This sounds like the perfect fuckathon ending, sign me up. | |||
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"Fizzy drinks if it's a long session. And those big nighttime pads to absorb all the fluid from my overfilled vagina. " No, don't use the pads. That's crazy talk. Stick a couple of pillows on your bum so it's still there for the morning trickling down as you go about your business. | |||
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"You need to treat your fufu like you’d treat a horse after a very long ride. Whisper soothing words to it, give it a good firm brushing and pop in a sugar lump A lump of sugar!! That’s just thrush waiting to happen!!! Time to come clean - I’m not a doctor. Nor a vet " As a non dr or vet I would advise that the the lump of sugar is best delivered via a hot cup of tea! | |||
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"Fizzy drinks if it's a long session. And those big nighttime pads to absorb all the fluid from my overfilled vagina. No, don't use the pads. That's crazy talk. Stick a couple of pillows on your bum so it's still there for the morning trickling down as you go about your business." You filthy mare | |||
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"I've never done a fuckathon...is it any good? K Oh K, why don't we try it some time? I can show you just how good it can be. Just tell me where and when and I will be there K Can I join please? The more the merrier K Mutual hair and vag stroking afterwards? This sounds like the perfect fuckathon ending, sign me up. " I thought you are the organiser K | |||
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"Fizzy drinks if it's a long session. And those big nighttime pads to absorb all the fluid from my overfilled vagina. No, don't use the pads. That's crazy talk. Stick a couple of pillows on your bum so it's still there for the morning trickling down as you go about your business. You filthy mare " So proud of myself. | |||
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"Fizzy drinks if it's a long session. And those big nighttime pads to absorb all the fluid from my overfilled vagina. No, don't use the pads. That's crazy talk. Stick a couple of pillows on your bum so it's still there for the morning trickling down as you go about your business. You filthy mare " She's a very filthy woman! I'll try the pillows. Maybe the smell of cummy vagina will help me sleep the next day. | |||
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"Fizzy drinks if it's a long session. And those big nighttime pads to absorb all the fluid from my overfilled vagina. No, don't use the pads. That's crazy talk. Stick a couple of pillows on your bum so it's still there for the morning trickling down as you go about your business. You filthy mare So proud of myself. " So you should be!!! | |||
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"I've never done a fuckathon...is it any good? K Oh K, why don't we try it some time? I can show you just how good it can be. Just tell me where and when and I will be there K Can I join please? The more the merrier K Mutual hair and vag stroking afterwards? This sounds like the perfect fuckathon ending, sign me up. I thought you are the organiser K" It’s a group effort surely? | |||
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