FabSwingers.com forum: Your opening message

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's see your first opening message you would send

He/she is exactly what your looking for

You have(insert interest) in common

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

“Hey if I take your fancy drop a message back”

Few face pins included

Anything else is a waste. No amount of wit and charm is gonna fix the physical attraction part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi babycakes

I see you like seal clubbing too. Fancy handling my club? I've attached a close up image of it for you to fap over.

Message me back if you fancy straddling my pork sword

Kthxbye

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Hi. Cracking tits on you luv.’

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"“Hey if I take your fancy drop a message back”

Few face pins included

Anything else is a waste. No amount of wit and charm is gonna fix the physical attraction part "

Interesting take, suggesting that the ladies on this site operate on looks alone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aui.Man
over a year ago

around here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love your profile.

I'm needing a break from this sexual deviant that I call the Mrs.

Have to call in the subs bench.

You're sure to score.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something relates to interests or pic.

Nice curves etc

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"“Hey if I take your fancy drop a message back”

Few face pins included

Anything else is a waste. No amount of wit and charm is gonna fix the physical attraction part

Interesting take, suggesting that the ladies on this site operate on looks alone?

Looks first, personality second. They are all different, but with 100s of messages a day, they can happily ignore anyone that doesn’t tick the physical attraction box and open the next message

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"My balls, your chin. Tonight. Pick me up at 8, I'll be done by 8:30. Also send nudes"

Hasn't failed yet.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I know your want to fuck me let's cut the small talk come over .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my penis (insert penis pic)

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"“Hey if I take your fancy drop a message back”

Few face pins included

Anything else is a waste. No amount of wit and charm is gonna fix the physical attraction part

Interesting take, suggesting that the ladies on this site operate on looks alone?

Looks first, personality second. They are all different, but with 100s of messages a day, they can happily ignore anyone that doesn’t tick the physical attraction box and open the next message "

Fair do's. If it's working for you, more power to your elbow

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Hey gurl...

Whatcha doin...

Fancy doin the sex?

I have my own hair, and teeth and i wash every 3rd friday as such you can't say no babeh.

Don't be a bitch

From

Me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gay you.

Yes.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Yo. You know you want to

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

I'm surprised no-one has yet suggested

"FAF?"

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I'm a little swinger,

Tall and slim, (body picture attached)

Here is my tongue (face pic attached)

Here is my thing (cock pic attached)

When I get all horny,

See me grin,

Lay me down and stuff me in!

I'm a very special swinger,

Yes, it's true,

Here's an example of what I can do, (action picture attached)

I can turn my cock into a piping bag,

Suck me off and try not to gag.

Works. Every. Time. (You’re welcome)

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"“Hey if I take your fancy drop a message back”

Few face pins included

Anything else is a waste. No amount of wit and charm is gonna fix the physical attraction part

Interesting take, suggesting that the ladies on this site operate on looks alone?

Looks first, personality second. They are all different, but with 100s of messages a day, they can happily ignore anyone that doesn’t tick the physical attraction box and open the next message "

Can I ask if this works for you? This would save me so much time typing personalised messages that just go unread or deleted! Of course it might also cost me time in trying to sculpt an appealing body...

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Hello female human specimen, I am alien disguised as man from planet girth, would you like to try my probe and ingest some moondust?

I have attached a picture of my spaceship x69420.D so you know I am legit.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Wuu2???... Meet now?? xxx

Dick pics included

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

“Hi, my face pic is attached”

“Hey, wait why are you screaming and running away?? “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, thanks for contributing to my forum thread on "do you like threesomes".

When can you sort one out for me with your mate?

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"“Hey if I take your fancy drop a message back”

Few face pins included

Anything else is a waste. No amount of wit and charm is gonna fix the physical attraction part

Interesting take, suggesting that the ladies on this site operate on looks alone?

Looks first, personality second. They are all different, but with 100s of messages a day, they can happily ignore anyone that doesn’t tick the physical attraction box and open the next message

It’s an effort / time thing for me

It probably would work better trying to make every message funny and charming

But when 80% go unopened I just found it wasn’t worth it

If they fancy you they’ll reply most of the time then you can start showcasing your personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a cuddle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Fancy a cuddle?

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Fancy a cuddle?

Yes

Works more often than not lol

(if any of you steal it I'll take you for all you're worth

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Fancy a cuddle?

Yes

Works more often than not lol

(if any of you steal it I'll take you for all you're worth

) "

Works even on the forums lovely

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

What's wrong with "hi"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's wrong with "hi"?"

Everything here apparently although I've never walked up to someone not said high told them all my sexual intentions etc and had any luck but apparently on fab that should be the opening message all about your likes dislikes in a polite manner very hard to get a decent opener imo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This ain't gonna suck itself

*Insert picture of a lolly*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heh, want to hook up ? Don't believe what you've read, monkeypox isn't that infectious ! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's wrong with "hi"?"

It's fine. But if a woman receives 25 "hi" mesaages, you're not going to make an impression.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's Benidorm like this time of year?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Hi, I’ve got cake and happy to share

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Completely varies depending on what I see in the profile, I try to pick out something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is my penis (insert penis pic)"

Excuse me

Penis pic over toilet or remote control why sky remote though or can of beer

FAF normally goes down well as well as if the women doesn’t answer

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Good morrow fair maiden,

I trust you are well.

It would be my honour to make your acquaintance and take you on a sojourn through the meadows of my home town.

I look forward to receiving your missive m'lady.

Ciao.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's wrong with "hi"?

It's fine. But if a woman receives 25 "hi" mesaages, you're not going to make an impression. "

Gave my best and unread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be startled, I'm in your garden. FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont send em unless its thread based or humour from a status im very rarely the first messager in the wild west that is local searches

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“You + me = sex?”

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

If you think I'm going to share my hard-cultivated intellectual property of gentlemanly 'opening gambits' and sending 'hand-crafted' messages, forget it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U ok bby free now ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in you’re area now

FAF

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"Fuck me?

God damn it's so unfair how this works for hot women but not for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me?

God damn it's so unfair how this works for hot women but not for me

If only I was hot

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Copyrights won't allow sharing...

P.S. Are folk stealing some of the best suggestions

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By *ubwife4uCouple
over a year ago

Kent

"I'm a little swinger,

Tall and slim, (body picture attached)

Here is my tongue (face pic attached)

Here is my thing (cock pic attached)

When I get all horny,

See me grin,

Lay me down and stuff me in!

I'm a very special swinger,

Yes, it's true,

Here's an example of what I can do, (action picture attached)

I can turn my cock into a piping bag,

Suck me off and try not to gag.

Works. Every. Time. (You’re welcome) "

Not going to lie, the creativeness at least would warrant a response from us, even just for the laughs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Copyrights won't allow sharing...

P.S. Are folk stealing some of the best suggestions

Yes

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Copyrights won't allow sharing...

P.S. Are folk stealing some of the best suggestions

Definitely some valuable intellectual property just being given away here

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"“You + me + tea +cake = sex?”

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"“You + me + tea + jaffa cake = sex?”

FiFY

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

"I'm a little swinger,

Tall and slim, (body picture attached)

Here is my tongue (face pic attached)

Here is my thing (cock pic attached)

When I get all horny,

See me grin,

Lay me down and stuff me in!

I'm a very special swinger,

Yes, it's true,

Here's an example of what I can do, (action picture attached)

I can turn my cock into a piping bag,

Suck me off and try not to gag.

Works. Every. Time. (You’re welcome) "

This would really make me laugh!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"“You + me + tea + jaffa cake = sex?”

FiFY

You are a bad, bad woman

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"“You + me + tea + jaffa cake = sex?”

FiFY

You are a bad, bad woman "

Guilty as charged

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