FabSwingers.com forum: if I could buy you one present

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Under ten pound (don't forget I work for the nhs so technically a pauper) what would you ask for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of m and s holdups please, im a girl of simple needs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pair of m and s holdups please, im a girl of simple needs."

Colour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Under ten pound (don't forget I work for the nhs so technically a pauper) what would you ask for?"

Big bar of chocolate an a movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Under ten pound (don't forget I work for the nhs so technically a pauper) what would you ask for?"

A bottle of wine or 3 for us to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pair of m and s holdups please, im a girl of simple needs.

Colour?

Nude or barely black please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Under ten pound (don't forget I work for the nhs so technically a pauper) what would you ask for?

Big bar of chocolate an a movie

Gimme a clue, I don't wanna buy you a transformers film if you're more of aDebbie does Dallas lover!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Under ten pound (don't forget I work for the nhs so technically a pauper) what would you ask for?

A bottle of wine or 3 for us to share "

Cheap wine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Under ten pound (don't forget I work for the nhs so technically a pauper) what would you ask for?

Big bar of chocolate an a movie

Gimme a clue, I don't wanna buy you a transformers film if you're more of aDebbie does Dallas lover!"

A nice film for the long winter nights ......."The original king and I " .....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

What I want can't be bought but if you're going past Superdrug Pantene conditioning masque and a large box of After 8 s please. Now what would you like?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

A sit down meal for 2 KFC voucher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sit down meal for 2 KFC voucher"

thought maccy d's was your restaurant of choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A brain if u can get one please, this one seems to dysfunction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing as you are doing your bit for the NHS, donate the tenner to a good cause and I'll just have a rub down with the nurses uniform involved.....you can wear one too

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"A sit down meal for 2 KFC voucher

thought maccy d's was your restaurant of choice "

Not for special occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A umbrella that attaches to a push chair would be great

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Seeing as you are doing your bit for the NHS, donate the tenner to a good cause and I'll just have a rub down with the nurses uniform involved.....you can wear one too

Haha Artful you should see her sexy uniform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sit down meal for 2 KFC voucher"

Can't get that for under a tenner Ryan

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

We're not greed ours would only be a pound or so.... Can we have THE winning lottery ticket.... Once it's paid out we'll buy you your dream house and car and holiday....and if we get 4 numbers we'll chuck in a private jet.....

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By *idsmateyMan
over a year ago

Warwickshire

An Amazon gift voucher please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sniff of Rhianna's used undies will do me. Ta.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Spider-Man V's Captain America Ricochet Racers off of 1979

I got them that christmas and the fuckers were broken, it was sold out so I never ever got a replacement to this day. Fucking fuckers! God I'm tearing up thinking about it. Fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lunch at Nandos

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seeing as you are doing your bit for the NHS, donate the tenner to a good cause and I'll just have a rub down with the nurses uniform involved.....you can wear one too

Haha Artful you should see her sexy uniform

Piss off you or they'll be no chicken nuggets!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spider-Man V's Captain America Ricochet Racers off of 1979

I got them that christmas and the fuckers were broken, it was sold out so I never ever got a replacement to this day. Fucking fuckers! God I'm tearing up thinking about it. Fuck!

Aw me too, just picturing that poor broken hearted grown man. You did say 1979 didn't you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A umbrella that attaches to a push chair would be great

I always wanted one of those!

So far, this is a pretty extensive, although not impossible list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

new red lipstick please can't live without it lol!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"new red lipstick please can't live without it lol!!!!!

Brand?

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Donate it to the British Heart Foundation please for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Donate it to the British Heart Foundation please for me please"

A lovely gesture

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Donate it to the British Heart Foundation please for me please

A lovely gesture

My son had open heart surgery - hence the thought...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no7 please............ lol bright red too pleaseeeee..... fank youuuu!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego set 10179

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lego set 10179"

Lol cheater, I bet that's the Death Star at £300 and your hiding the fact by using the code

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be happy with a couple of games of bowling!! Not been for ages and was always a fun night out

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Spider-Man V's Captain America Ricochet Racers off of 1979

I got them that christmas and the fuckers were broken, it was sold out so I never ever got a replacement to this day. Fucking fuckers! God I'm tearing up thinking about it. Fuck!

Aw me too, just picturing that poor broken hearted grown man. You did say 1979 didn't you?

Please don't mock, yes it was 1979 but I'm still a bit raw over it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spider-Man V's Captain America Ricochet Racers off of 1979

I got them that christmas and the fuckers were broken, it was sold out so I never ever got a replacement to this day. Fucking fuckers! God I'm tearing up thinking about it. Fuck!

Aw me too, just picturing that poor broken hearted grown man. You did say 1979 didn't you?

Please don't mock, yes it was 1979 but I'm still a bit raw over it.

I can imagine, big hugs

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

What Funky isn't telling you is that he was 35 in 1979

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A gallon of diesel for ma van please

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"A sit down meal for 2 KFC voucher

Can't get that for under a tenner Ryan

Course ya can. One person has a little portion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lego set 10179

Lol cheater, I bet that's the Death Star at £300 and your hiding the fact by using the code

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close but it's lego 10179 millennium falcon £2,450 on eBay

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"What Funky isn't telling you is that he was 35 in 1979

You can shut it smurf girl!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What Funky isn't telling you is that he was 35 in 1979

You can shut it smurf girl!

No need to be defensive. Pensioners need loving too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lego set 10179

Lol cheater, I bet that's the Death Star at £300 and your hiding the fact by using the code

close but it's lego 10179 millennium falcon £2,450 on eBay

How big is that??? I've got the Millenium Falcon lego and it was only £150

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be happy with a couple of games of bowling!! Not been for ages and was always a fun night out

i'll give you a game

Im pretty pants so you'll easily win

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

make up...................

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"make up...................

Ya don't need it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be happy with a couple of games of bowling!! Not been for ages and was always a fun night out

i'll give you a game

Im pretty pants so you'll easily win

I'll play left handed and give you a chance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"make up...................

Ya don't need it!

I love make up too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of Dorothy Goodbody's Wholesome Stout please

Oh, go on, make it two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice pair of fluffy slippers.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Donate mine to MacMillan and I will match it. X

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I have changed my mind. I know it's a tad more expensive than a tenner, but I really want one. I would have so much fun as a horse and jockey

http://item.mobileweb.ebay.co.uk/viewitem?itemId=230735268120&siteId=3&isClassified=false

Can I have one please? Can I, can I, can I have one please?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Ryan, I hane jodhpurs, boots and a whip... Will that do you.... Also have a chicken xx

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Ryan, I hane jodhpurs, boots and a whip... Will that do you.... Also have a chicken xx "

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ryan, I hane jodhpurs, boots and a whip... Will that do you.... Also have a chicken xx "

Will the jodhpurs fit me? I want to be jockey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha! I'm not made of money!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some new pj's please

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ha ha! I'm not made of money!"

It will be next years as well

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Some new pj's please

We will all chip in for them

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By *nnie2009Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

chinese and bottle white wine mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have changed my mind. I know it's a tad more expensive than a tenner, but I really want one. I would have so much fun as a horse and jockey

http://item.mobileweb.ebay.co.uk/viewitem?itemId=230735268120&siteId=3&isClassified=false

Can I have one please? Can I, can I,

can I have one please?"

Don't you mean you have do much fun IN the horse and jockey ??

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have changed my mind. I know it's a tad more expensive than a tenner, but I really want one. I would have so much fun as a horse and jockey

http://item.mobileweb.ebay.co.uk/viewitem?itemId=230735268120&siteId=3&isClassified=false

Can I have one please? Can I, can I,

can I have one please?

Don't you mean you have do much fun IN the horse and jockey ??

It's shut down now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Under ten pound (don't forget I work for the nhs so technically a pauper) what would you ask for?"

A large bag of blackcurrant and liqourice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some new pj's please

Stripey?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Donate mine to MacMillan and I will match it. X "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Under ten pound (don't forget I work for the nhs so technically a pauper) what would you ask for?

A large bag of blackcurrant and liqourice!

You can't have two presents!! Greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ten quids worth of straw for David Cameron for when he next goes to OZ.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A black mascara, they are on offer with a fiver off at the mo....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ten quids worth of straw for David Cameron for when he next goes to OZ.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A black mascara, they are on offer with a fiver off at the mo...."

What brand?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A black mascara, they are on offer with a fiver off at the mo....

What brand?"
L'Oreal One million lashes excess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A black mascara, they are on offer with a fiver off at the mo....

What brand?L'Oreal One million lashes excess"

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I pretty please have a teddy bear? Mine is currently snuggling me and I think I'd like another one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have a Tattoo Me eyeliner made by Boots No 17. It stays on and doesn't smudge, you have to remove it with baby oil. Its great when you want a precision line and I use it for painting on beauty spots which don't smudge either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donation to the Multiple Sclerosis Trust please and I'll add another £20, coz not sending Crimbo cards this year.

Thank you from an even poorer, redundant, ex-NHS worker

Happy Crimbo xxx

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