FabSwingers.com forum: National Have a Threesome in a Sex Pond Day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm declaring it. Add it to your calendars. Enjoy.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

In!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds cool. I’m in

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How about tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex Pond, Sex Pond - you're my Sex Pond.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"I'm declaring it. Add it to your calendars. Enjoy. "

Can it be in a paddling pool full of custard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm declaring it. Add it to your calendars. Enjoy.

Can it be in a paddling pool full of custard? "

Of course! Sounds hot. (Which might be dangerous. Just make the custard warm so you don't burn your bits.)

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Is that today? Dammit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm declaring it. Add it to your calendars. Enjoy.

Can it be in a paddling pool full of custard? "

It'll end up full of Bird's.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"I'm declaring it. Add it to your calendars. Enjoy.

Can it be in a paddling pool full of custard?

It'll end up full of Bird's."

That’s the idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then, you've twisted me arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pond

havent they all dried up yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pond

havent they all dried up yet "

Make one. Fill it with custard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had me at threesome lost me at the sex pond bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about tomorrow?

Make a weekend of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can only imagine the photo memories in a year coming up on everybody’s phones…

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"You had me at threesome lost me at the sex pond bit. "

Is a sex pond what you end up with when you have a threesome with two squirters?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You had me at threesome lost me at the sex pond bit.

Is a sex pond what you end up with when you have a threesome with two squirters?

If they're firemen, maybe.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"A pond

havent they all dried up yet

Make one. Fill it with custard. "

Make sure they read that correctly. Filling it with mustard will have less desirable results, guaranteed.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

But I don't have a sex pond! Gutted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pond

havent they all dried up yet

Make one. Fill it with custard.

Make sure they read that correctly. Filling it with mustard will have less desirable results, guaranteed. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I don't have a sex pond! Gutted."

See above. Make one. Fill it with custard, NOT mustard.

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