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One punch can kill

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just beat a fly up. It's now dead on my wall. I'm going to leave it there as a warning to other flies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no flies on him. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PlayfullyDark's wall. ^

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By *ongueTwistererMan
over a year ago

telford/ shrewsbury/ bridgnorth/ wolverhampton

No wonder the flying insect population is declining

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I once got a Venus Fly Trap.

….bloody thing never caught so much as a gnat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband has an unhealthy obsession with the fly swatter.

There I am minding my own business and suddenly I just hear whack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got a Venus Fly Trap.

….bloody thing never caught so much as a gnat.

"

Well that is why we got a cat but she just stares at them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fly spray! It’s the way forward

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

OP, is your real name Vlad, from Wallachia?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"I've just beat a fly up. It's now dead on my wall. I'm going to leave it there as a warning to other flies "

Is that known legally as insecticide?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your fly is down

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I have Spiders for that ...

Effective and Free

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You FOOL !

You will end up with MORE flies. All the other flies turn up for his funeral.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing


"I've just beat a fly up. It's now dead on my wall. I'm going to leave it there as a warning to other flies "

I beat a fly up once...next time, I'm taking my jeans off first.

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Fly spray! It’s the way forward "

Fly spray is a nerve agent that causes paralysis which stops the insect moving or breathing. A chemical weapon which would be banned in human conflict. Swatting is quicker.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Fly spray! It’s the way forward

Fly spray is a nerve agent that causes paralysis which stops the insect moving or breathing. A chemical weapon which would be banned in human conflict. Swatting is quicker. "

I don’t think the insects signed up to the Geneva Convention

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You FOOL !

You will end up with MORE flies. All the other flies turn up for his funeral. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have Spiders for that ...

Effective and Free "

I wouldn’t take away from my spider mates but it was just pissing me off. The boxing training came in useful!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Is it a case for the Flying Squad ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fly spray! It’s the way forward "

I prefer violence!!!

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By *lowmeagainMan
over a year ago

dorchester

Pull it's wings off, then it's a walk

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pull it's wings off, then it's a walk"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been like Mrs Miyagi swishing a tea towel around our kitchen for a few days. I am getting rather good at the tea towel swish & stun manoeuvre

NBVN x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

But you are correct …. One punch in the right place is all it takes……. DEAD! Man or fly ….

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley


"I've just beat a fly up. It's now dead on my wall. I'm going to leave it there as a warning to other flies "

In your haste to murder an innocent he/she/they fly for just doing he/she/they thing trying to get past the invisible force field and the prison he/she/they can not escape from only to be murdered in jail by a thug.,,, anyway the big bad spider will think he/she/they has competition and you may wake up upside down next to the innocent murdered fly.

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By *he Vital SparkMan
over a year ago

Preston

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down


"I've just beat a fly up. It's now dead on my wall. I'm going to leave it there as a warning to other flies "

Flues, with their tiny cerebral organs have no conception of the existence of other flies, dead or alive. The splatted fly will simply become a food source, but the extant fly will have no conception that it I'd consuming an extinct member of its species!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Punching is cruel, I just stick my tongue out and catch them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had two flies in my artroom today. one female and one male.

I knew the sex because one was on the phone the other on my beer can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just beat a fly up. It's now dead on my wall. I'm going to leave it there as a warning to other flies

In your haste to murder an innocent he/she/they fly for just doing he/she/they thing trying to get past the invisible force field and the prison he/she/they can not escape from only to be murdered in jail by a thug.,,, anyway the big bad spider will think he/she/they has competition and you may wake up upside down next to the innocent murdered fly. "

I have a deal with the spiders, they leave me alone and I them. It’s what you have to do inside to survive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Punching is cruel, I just stick my tongue out and catch them."

Why do I find this hot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just beat a fly up. It's now dead on my wall. I'm going to leave it there as a warning to other flies

Flues, with their tiny cerebral organs have no conception of the existence of other flies, dead or alive. The splatted fly will simply become a food source, but the extant fly will have no conception that it I'd consuming an extinct member of its species!"

But all the other flies have gone. I did empty the bucket I use to shit in so maybe it’s that. Either way, no more flies

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