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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much sums it up

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

"

Wine sounds like an excellent idea

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

It doesn’t really sound like you're enjoying your time here.

Maybe a change of perspective is all you need

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

What was the question again?

Marc

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

"

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Wine sounds like an excellent idea "

I have 6 bottles!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What was the question again?

Marc"

No idea

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

"

Red or White.

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By *oughRomanticMan
over a year ago

Bathgate

Actually blows my mind how men think these sort of messages are gonna get them anywhere. It’s really not that difficult to have fun experiences on Fab, all you need to do is just NOT be a nonce lmao.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Wine sounds like an excellent idea

I have 6 bottles!!"

Chablis? Sanscere?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend? "

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Wine sounds like an excellent idea

I have 6 bottles!!

Chablis? Sanscere?"

Alcoholic

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Wine sounds like an excellent idea

I have 6 bottles!!

Chablis? Sanscere?"

Lambrini for me I’m one classy guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Wine sounds like an excellent idea

I have 6 bottles!!

Chablis? Sanscere?"

Yes please

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

Spot on!

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

"

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess in a way you have to try and view it in a positive light, it gives you a good idea of who people really are and it's a blessing you know where they stand.

I'm sure there are probably a decent few on here. I hope one comes your way soon, but if not, Fab is a very small part of life, someone who ticks your boxes might come to you somewhere else in life.

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By *ew Adventures 75Couple
over a year ago

croydon

Interesting post. Couple here and we don’t get any of this and anything we don’t like we block …..

what do you want from this site ? Genuine question and yes I will peak at your profile as it may tell me !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just seen the other thread!

I never know if you're being serious or not, but you're spot on anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

"

I get asked this a lot too despite my profile being clear on this lol or the ‘I’m working in your area today, wanna meet up’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many "

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like some didn’t read the male perspective one to understand the point of the post!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just seen the other thread!

I never know if you're being serious or not, but you're spot on anyway. "

Me either

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Wine sounds like an excellent idea

I have 6 bottles!!"

I’ll raise your 6 to 30 and a wine subscription I can’t work out how to cancel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Wine sounds like an excellent idea

I have 6 bottles!!

I’ll raise your 6 to 30 and a wine subscription I can’t work out how to cancel "

Don't cancel, divert to me!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel like some didn’t read the male perspective one to understand the point of the post! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

"

Fab: we have a FAQ

CoyoteUgly: hold my beer

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

"

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

That ticks all the boxes

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By *orkshireDrifterMan
over a year ago

Bridlington.

Why do single guys just not learn to be low key, pleasant and non pushy?

Write a reasonable profile with yes, a bit if rauchiness included and other nice people will come to you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round"

That is how I generally reply, well that but better. I am an adult and do know how to have a conversation.

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Wine sounds like an excellent idea

I have 6 bottles!!

I’ll raise your 6 to 30 and a wine subscription I can’t work out how to cancel

Don't cancel, divert to me!!!"

Could be arranged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round"

That’s not how building a connection works!

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round

That is how I generally reply, well that but better. I am an adult and do know how to have a conversation.

"

Hmmmm

Sounds like you didnt give him the minimum message number requirement though. Thats where you went wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round

That is how I generally reply, well that but better. I am an adult and do know how to have a conversation.

Hmmmm

Sounds like you didnt give him the minimum message number requirement though. Thats where you went wrong"

Now I remember why you can't see my profile.

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round

That’s not how building a connection works! "

Of course it is. Laying out clear parameters, removing any blurred lines, creating certainty of outcome. How could you create a better connection than that?

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round

That is how I generally reply, well that but better. I am an adult and do know how to have a conversation.

Hmmmm

Sounds like you didnt give him the minimum message number requirement though. Thats where you went wrong

Now I remember why you can't see my profile.

"

Site technical issues isnt it.

I can't see that Duchess girls profile either.

Ill report the issue to IT anyway. Fear not

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By *ornyvirginphxWoman
over a year ago

phoenix

Haha this is a pretty accurate representation of my experience too. I have found some quality people here though so it’s not all bad!

I try to keep in mind the struggles are two sides of the same coin: I get a dozen of those awful-in-some-way messages, but men get no messages and/or few replies. Different types of struggle on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round

That is how I generally reply, well that but better. I am an adult and do know how to have a conversation.

Hmmmm

Sounds like you didnt give him the minimum message number requirement though. Thats where you went wrong

Now I remember why you can't see my profile.

Site technical issues isnt it.

I can't see that Duchess girls profile either.

Ill report the issue to IT anyway. Fear not"

Ah don't worry, there are plenty on here who aren't fussed about personalities.

Hang in there you'll do grand!!!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Now I remember why I barely bother with trying to meet through fab anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I remember why I barely bother with trying to meet through fab anymore "

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Why do single guys just not learn to be low key, pleasant and non pushy?

Write a reasonable profile with yes, a bit if rauchiness included and other nice people will come to you."

The bar is so low and they still fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round"

Abusive messages are not OK, regardless of how she answered. And it's weird that you sound like you're justifying it.

OP - guys like this do you a favour in the end. If they get arsey over you declining a meet - for whatever reason - at least you know their true colours and can stop putting effort into them.

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round

Abusive messages are not OK, regardless of how she answered. And it's weird that you sound like you're justifying it.

OP - guys like this do you a favour in the end. If they get arsey over you declining a meet - for whatever reason - at least you know their true colours and can stop putting effort into them. "

Im not justifying it at all. Im merely offering an alternative route she could have gone down to avoid it happening

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By *liceinwanderlust101Woman
over a year ago

Cambridge/London

Sancerre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round

Abusive messages are not OK, regardless of how she answered. And it's weird that you sound like you're justifying it.

OP - guys like this do you a favour in the end. If they get arsey over you declining a meet - for whatever reason - at least you know their true colours and can stop putting effort into them.

Im not justifying it at all. Im merely offering an alternative route she could have gone down to avoid it happening "

"You could have saved yourself an abusive message if you'd done xyz". Not talking to him like a 5yo that's still learning the basics of life should not result in receiving abusive messages.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round

Abusive messages are not OK, regardless of how she answered. And it's weird that you sound like you're justifying it.

OP - guys like this do you a favour in the end. If they get arsey over you declining a meet - for whatever reason - at least you know their true colours and can stop putting effort into them.

Im not justifying it at all. Im merely offering an alternative route she could have gone down to avoid it happening "

Maybe guys should finally come to the realisation that women on here aren't time wasters or fakes, truth is they just don't want to have sex with you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sancerre "

Glass or bottle?

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round

Abusive messages are not OK, regardless of how she answered. And it's weird that you sound like you're justifying it.

OP - guys like this do you a favour in the end. If they get arsey over you declining a meet - for whatever reason - at least you know their true colours and can stop putting effort into them.

Im not justifying it at all. Im merely offering an alternative route she could have gone down to avoid it happening

"You could have saved yourself an abusive message if you'd done xyz". Not talking to him like a 5yo that's still learning the basics of life should not result in receiving abusive messages. "

I fully agree. The bit youve quoted me just confirmed what i said i was doing ie offering her an alternative route to avoid potential abuse

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

"

°

Just make sure it's Rosé.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round

Abusive messages are not OK, regardless of how she answered. And it's weird that you sound like you're justifying it.

OP - guys like this do you a favour in the end. If they get arsey over you declining a meet - for whatever reason - at least you know their true colours and can stop putting effort into them.

Im not justifying it at all. Im merely offering an alternative route she could have gone down to avoid it happening

Maybe guys should finally come to the realisation that women on here aren't time wasters or fakes, truth is they just don't want to have sex with you. "

"But whyyy?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round

Abusive messages are not OK, regardless of how she answered. And it's weird that you sound like you're justifying it.

OP - guys like this do you a favour in the end. If they get arsey over you declining a meet - for whatever reason - at least you know their true colours and can stop putting effort into them.

Im not justifying it at all. Im merely offering an alternative route she could have gone down to avoid it happening

"You could have saved yourself an abusive message if you'd done xyz". Not talking to him like a 5yo that's still learning the basics of life should not result in receiving abusive messages.

I fully agree. The bit youve quoted me just confirmed what i said i was doing ie offering her an alternative route to avoid potential abuse"

OK never mind, you're missing the point.

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round

Abusive messages are not OK, regardless of how she answered. And it's weird that you sound like you're justifying it.

OP - guys like this do you a favour in the end. If they get arsey over you declining a meet - for whatever reason - at least you know their true colours and can stop putting effort into them.

Im not justifying it at all. Im merely offering an alternative route she could have gone down to avoid it happening

Maybe guys should finally come to the realisation that women on here aren't time wasters or fakes, truth is they just don't want to have sex with you. "

But lots of them do though, so the men in question will of course persist.

Anyway, i only meant to offer you some friendly advise anyway. Happy to help

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round

Abusive messages are not OK, regardless of how she answered. And it's weird that you sound like you're justifying it.

OP - guys like this do you a favour in the end. If they get arsey over you declining a meet - for whatever reason - at least you know their true colours and can stop putting effort into them.

Im not justifying it at all. Im merely offering an alternative route she could have gone down to avoid it happening

"You could have saved yourself an abusive message if you'd done xyz". Not talking to him like a 5yo that's still learning the basics of life should not result in receiving abusive messages.

I fully agree. The bit youve quoted me just confirmed what i said i was doing ie offering her an alternative route to avoid potential abuse

OK never mind, you're missing the point. "

Ah damn.

That elusive point evades me again

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round

Abusive messages are not OK, regardless of how she answered. And it's weird that you sound like you're justifying it.

OP - guys like this do you a favour in the end. If they get arsey over you declining a meet - for whatever reason - at least you know their true colours and can stop putting effort into them.

Im not justifying it at all. Im merely offering an alternative route she could have gone down to avoid it happening

Maybe guys should finally come to the realisation that women on here aren't time wasters or fakes, truth is they just don't want to have sex with you.

"But whyyy?" "

Because your stale hotdog and desperation is about as appealing as used bath water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It genuinely embarrasses me that anyone would behave the way described… and I know that will be a bang on narrative. I just couldn’t treat someone like that.

I’ll say it, even though the guys described never would… sorry ladies

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By *anBerksMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

FaF, OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beautifully put. My experience entirely. My profile is completely clear on what I want. And don't want. Yet still the men message when the sure driving to my neck of the woods, or have a hotel for the night here. I don't even bother replying.

And even if the message is fine - we are allowed not to fancy you anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round

Abusive messages are not OK, regardless of how she answered. And it's weird that you sound like you're justifying it.

OP - guys like this do you a favour in the end. If they get arsey over you declining a meet - for whatever reason - at least you know their true colours and can stop putting effort into them.

Im not justifying it at all. Im merely offering an alternative route she could have gone down to avoid it happening

Maybe guys should finally come to the realisation that women on here aren't time wasters or fakes, truth is they just don't want to have sex with you.

But lots of them do though, so the men in question will of course persist.

Anyway, i only meant to offer you some friendly advise anyway. Happy to help"

Jeez thanks. I'm sure I'll finally get a meet now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round

Abusive messages are not OK, regardless of how she answered. And it's weird that you sound like you're justifying it.

OP - guys like this do you a favour in the end. If they get arsey over you declining a meet - for whatever reason - at least you know their true colours and can stop putting effort into them.

Im not justifying it at all. Im merely offering an alternative route she could have gone down to avoid it happening

Maybe guys should finally come to the realisation that women on here aren't time wasters or fakes, truth is they just don't want to have sex with you.

"But whyyy?"

Because your stale hotdog and desperation is about as appealing as used bath water. "

"Mmm baby, I'd give anything to drink your used bathwater"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FaF, OP? "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tend to try and be me all the time.

What I write is what I think.

To many it’s unwelcome in one way or another because we’re all different in our attributes.

And if I’m not for someone then that’s fine.

Some may not be for me and if so I won’t message.

I’m not here to fuck just anyone.

I’m after that unique one.

That bat shit crazy personality that makes you think…..she’s a bit bonkers but in my way too.

I live in hope to find that though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"……

Now I need wine.

"

I got the beer in.

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"

I’m after that unique one.

"

Come on now chief, no need to be telling fibs in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round"

seriously!!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Although it is definitely NOT all men I would say it is the majority the op is referring to. I know this is a bit of a piss take from the other thread but it is kind of true and y’all know I’m not a man basher. Having said that I’ve found its not usually forum men who behave like that so the ones who do don’t even see these threads.

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round seriously!!!"

Finally. Someone who agrees with me

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round

Abusive messages are not OK, regardless of how she answered. And it's weird that you sound like you're justifying it.

OP - guys like this do you a favour in the end. If they get arsey over you declining a meet - for whatever reason - at least you know their true colours and can stop putting effort into them.

Im not justifying it at all. Im merely offering an alternative route she could have gone down to avoid it happening "

X number of messages ain't really a vag opener tbh. It's the content and vibe of those messages. You tell a bloke he needs to get to 28 messages and on 27 you still ain't quite sure, when 28 rolls round and he thinks he's dick is about to get coated in poontang juice and you tell him anything other than "get in my gash" with the time and place, you're a prick teasing time wasting stuck up bitch.

As I say, it ain't about exact number, and to think it is would be foolish and exceptionally black n white, unless of course said person has a number fetish and hitting that magic marker causes her to fall into dicksand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Although it is definitely NOT all men I would say it is the majority the op is referring to. I know this is a bit of a piss take from the other thread but it is kind of true and y’all know I’m not a man basher. Having said that I’ve found its not usually forum men who behave like that so the ones who do don’t even see these threads. "

My threads a piss take

I don't know how you could suggest such a thing.

But yeah I know, not all men. Just like 99.9% though right??

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round

Abusive messages are not OK, regardless of how she answered. And it's weird that you sound like you're justifying it.

OP - guys like this do you a favour in the end. If they get arsey over you declining a meet - for whatever reason - at least you know their true colours and can stop putting effort into them.

Im not justifying it at all. Im merely offering an alternative route she could have gone down to avoid it happening

X number of messages ain't really a vag opener tbh. It's the content and vibe of those messages. You tell a bloke he needs to get to 28 messages and on 27 you still ain't quite sure, when 28 rolls round and he thinks he's dick is about to get coated in poontang juice and you tell him anything other than "get in my gash" with the time and place, you're a prick teasing time wasting stuck up bitch.

As I say, it ain't about exact number, and to think it is would be foolish and exceptionally black n white, unless of course said person has a number fetish and hitting that magic marker causes her to fall into dicksand."

Ok ok perhaps its a little too black and white.

How about a number range so?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Although it is definitely NOT all men I would say it is the majority the op is referring to. I know this is a bit of a piss take from the other thread but it is kind of true and y’all know I’m not a man basher. Having said that I’ve found its not usually forum men who behave like that so the ones who do don’t even see these threads.

My threads a piss take

I don't know how you could suggest such a thing.

But yeah I know, not all men. Just like 99.9% though right??"

Aw c’mon now! 99.8%?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

So so true, within the first few lines of my single profile it clearly says..... not currently meeting and when i do decide to its going to be with Marc there. But yet I still get messages daily asking if I'm free, meet now? Come to my hotel room etc etc etc, its kinda exasperating at times.

I don't tarnish everyone with the same brush thankfully but it does make opening the inbox a dreded experience sometimes

Tg x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds entertaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

"

Easy put a stop to all that. Identify as a single guy from now on, start a new profile.

Be lucky if you get half a dozen messages a year but on the plus side for you, they'll probably still be from fellas anyway

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"So so true, within the first few lines of my single profile it clearly says..... not currently meeting and when i do decide to its going to be with Marc there. But yet I still get messages daily asking if I'm free, meet now? Come to my hotel room etc etc etc, its kinda exasperating at times.

I don't tarnish everyone with the same brush thankfully but it does make opening the inbox a dreded experience sometimes

Tg x

"

Not really a singles profile then is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a wench

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"

Because your stale hotdog and desperation is about as appealing as used bath water.

"Mmm baby, I'd give anything to drink your used bathwater" "

I had someone say they wanted to do that..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a wench "

Would one care to get nekked with said wench??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a wench

Would one care to get nekked with said wench??"

Yes. Be warned, I brush my teeth with a toffee crisp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Because your stale hotdog and desperation is about as appealing as used bath water.

"Mmm baby, I'd give anything to drink your used bathwater"

I had someone say they wanted to do that.."

Girl, I believe it.

I've had someone ask me to start pooping as they enter me so they can literally fuck the shit out of my arse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a wench

Would one care to get nekked with said wench??

Yes. Be warned, I brush my teeth with a toffee crisp."

I think a certain part of my anatomy would quite enjoy a bit of toffee crisp.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

Because your stale hotdog and desperation is about as appealing as used bath water.

"Mmm baby, I'd give anything to drink your used bathwater"

I had someone say they wanted to do that..

Girl, I believe it.

I've had someone ask me to start pooping as they enter me so they can literally fuck the shit out of my arse."

I had someone ask to use my poo as toothpaste. Each to their own but quite a lot for a first message

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

Because your stale hotdog and desperation is about as appealing as used bath water.

"Mmm baby, I'd give anything to drink your used bathwater"

I had someone say they wanted to do that..

Girl, I believe it.

I've had someone ask me to start pooping as they enter me so they can literally fuck the shit out of my arse.

I had someone ask to use my poo as toothpaste. Each to their own but quite a lot for a first message "

Did you explain that you were all out of the whitening variety?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Because your stale hotdog and desperation is about as appealing as used bath water.

"Mmm baby, I'd give anything to drink your used bathwater"

I had someone say they wanted to do that..

Girl, I believe it.

I've had someone ask me to start pooping as they enter me so they can literally fuck the shit out of my arse.

I had someone ask to use my poo as toothpaste. Each to their own but quite a lot for a first message "

Lots of poop related kinks on here...

I've been asked to shit on someone's chest and squish it in.

And one time I was offered £200 to fart in someone's face. I didn't, but I can't say I wasn't a bit tempted

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Sorry about the idiots OP.

Wine sounds great. I will have a cider in your honour.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

Because your stale hotdog and desperation is about as appealing as used bath water.

"Mmm baby, I'd give anything to drink your used bathwater"

I had someone say they wanted to do that..

Girl, I believe it.

I've had someone ask me to start pooping as they enter me so they can literally fuck the shit out of my arse.

I had someone ask to use my poo as toothpaste. Each to their own but quite a lot for a first message

Did you explain that you were all out of the whitening variety?! "

I wasn't though Mrs KC

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

Because your stale hotdog and desperation is about as appealing as used bath water.

"Mmm baby, I'd give anything to drink your used bathwater"

I had someone say they wanted to do that..

Girl, I believe it.

I've had someone ask me to start pooping as they enter me so they can literally fuck the shit out of my arse.

I had someone ask to use my poo as toothpaste. Each to their own but quite a lot for a first message

Did you explain that you were all out of the whitening variety?!

I wasn't though Mrs KC "

Sharing is caring, Lacey

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

Because your stale hotdog and desperation is about as appealing as used bath water.

"Mmm baby, I'd give anything to drink your used bathwater"

I had someone say they wanted to do that..

Girl, I believe it.

I've had someone ask me to start pooping as they enter me so they can literally fuck the shit out of my arse.

I had someone ask to use my poo as toothpaste. Each to their own but quite a lot for a first message

Lots of poop related kinks on here...

I've been asked to shit on someone's chest and squish it in.

And one time I was offered £200 to fart in someone's face. I didn't, but I can't say I wasn't a bit tempted "

Being paid to fart is quian easy payday . Well... Depends what you've eaten .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry about the idiots OP.

Wine sounds great. I will have a cider in your honour. "

Don’t you dare apologise on my behalf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That does sound like a pretty rubbish experience.

I would love to send you a nice, articulate and thoughtful message, but you have sensibly blocked messages from men. Feel free to message me for no pressure chat x hope things get better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Because your stale hotdog and desperation is about as appealing as used bath water.

"Mmm baby, I'd give anything to drink your used bathwater"

I had someone say they wanted to do that..

Girl, I believe it.

I've had someone ask me to start pooping as they enter me so they can literally fuck the shit out of my arse.

I had someone ask to use my poo as toothpaste. Each to their own but quite a lot for a first message

Lots of poop related kinks on here...

I've been asked to shit on someone's chest and squish it in.

And one time I was offered £200 to fart in someone's face. I didn't, but I can't say I wasn't a bit tempted

Being paid to fart is quian easy payday . Well... Depends what you've eaten . "

I know, I'm kicking myself

To be honest, my biggest worry was whether I'd have to declare it to the HMRC!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

Because your stale hotdog and desperation is about as appealing as used bath water.

"Mmm baby, I'd give anything to drink your used bathwater"

I had someone say they wanted to do that..

Girl, I believe it.

I've had someone ask me to start pooping as they enter me so they can literally fuck the shit out of my arse.

I had someone ask to use my poo as toothpaste. Each to their own but quite a lot for a first message

Lots of poop related kinks on here...

I've been asked to shit on someone's chest and squish it in.

And one time I was offered £200 to fart in someone's face. I didn't, but I can't say I wasn't a bit tempted

Being paid to fart is quian easy payday . Well... Depends what you've eaten .

I know, I'm kicking myself

To be honest, my biggest worry was whether I'd have to declare it to the HMRC! "

TimberSwindlerRippers Ltd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

Why did you decline when he asked about meeting this weekend?

Non sarcastic answer.

Because I don't meet anyone after just sending a few messages.

Does anything in my profile suggest I do??

No idea. It says i cant view your profile, when i click on it.

So how many messages would be required then before meeting? Perhaps you could have given the chap in question a ballpark so he could make a choice whether to persist or not? No harm no foul then if he decides its too many

So he can decide whether or not I'm a a waste of his time?

Yeah I can already tell him that, if he's that kind of guy then he's better off putting the "effort" in elsewhere.

And thats totally fine. But you could have saved yourself the abusive message had you replied to him after he asked to meet with something along the lines of, 'now benjamin, weve only been chatting for 3 messages. I do not meet after such a limited time, however should we amass a minimum number of xx messages, then i shall be ready to roll'.

It would have been a far more cordial ending all round seriously!!!

Finally. Someone who agrees with me"

Not agreeing at all was more a statement of seriously are you for real.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"So so true, within the first few lines of my single profile it clearly says..... not currently meeting and when i do decide to its going to be with Marc there. But yet I still get messages daily asking if I'm free, meet now? Come to my hotel room etc etc etc, its kinda exasperating at times.

I don't tarnish everyone with the same brush thankfully but it does make opening the inbox a dreded experience sometimes

Tg x

Not really a singles profile then is it? "

Really? That's all you took from my comment? I have my reasons to keep that profile which frankly I don't really have to justify nor will I.

Regardless of that it clearly says I'm not currently meeting in the very first line of my profile, yet its ignored time after time on a regular basis and when it's not responded to the occasional shitty message follows, or when I did reply they gotta crappy as I wasn't an insta shag that would drop everything and go running legs akimbo.

Thankfully there are fair few men on here that make up for the shitty ones.

Tg x

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Having read it all, you're so right and I bet all women feel the way you do with what you wrote in your post that I read. Anyway, FAF?

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"Sorry about the idiots OP.

Wine sounds great. I will have a cider in your honour.

Don’t you dare apologise on my behalf. "

Your big enough to apologise yourself. And take wine, Timber obviously likes wine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having read it all, you're so right and I bet all women feel the way you do with what you wrote in your post that I read. Anyway, FAF? "

How dare you!!

But yeah sure ok. Now good?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Having read it all, you're so right and I bet all women feel the way you do with what you wrote in your post that I read. Anyway, FAF?

How dare you!!

But yeah sure ok. Now good?"

I'll be over in 2 weeks so you can get yourself ready

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We had a guy with no profile text or photos asking us if we wanted to meet. I decided to humour him and asked why us, thinking he might say something nice about us and show he had a modicum of interest in us as people rather than just somebody to get his dick wet with.

He literally said it was because we are in the right area.

Boy, some people know how to make you feel special, don't they?

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By *riendly older leggy wifeCouple
over a year ago

london


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

A round of applause for you xxx

"

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By *agicM53XMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

"

WOW (*using Keanu Reeves voice)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having read it all, you're so right and I bet all women feel the way you do with what you wrote in your post that I read. Anyway, FAF?

How dare you!!

But yeah sure ok. Now good?

I'll be over in 2 weeks so you can get yourself ready "

Finally, someone that gets it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry about the idiots OP.

Wine sounds great. I will have a cider in your honour.

Don’t you dare apologise on my behalf.

Your big enough to apologise yourself. And take wine, Timber obviously likes wine. "

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel like some didn’t read the male perspective one to understand the point of the post!

"

There's. Catalogue of these threads now.

Bright side - the night is young (well it's not morning yet ) you have wine - possibly not enough to get d*unk on but hey it's wine, and you have a cock picture to let your imagination run wild on! What more could a sassy gal ask for?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I find a sense of humour and don't take things too seriously helps when dealing with messages.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"

Now I need wine.

"

I thought you'd already had your whine?

Oh wait, sorry...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're here right, so in some shape or form you probably want a little bit of the sex stuff.

You have a profile which clearly states what you want, and best of all you wrote it all by yourself!! Aren't we clever.

You have no pics yet but that's ok, queue the messages:

"My good you are beautiful"

"Mmmm sexy"

"Baby I'd fuck you good"

"Wow your pictures"

Ok, so we're on a site full of horny guys. We'll let them off.

Upload a few pics and take off the filters.

"Free now?"

"Mmmm can I breed you"

"9 inches with your name on it"

"Bareback?"

"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you free?"

By some miracle you get a coherent message from a guy that doesn't have the name pussy destroyer, or pics of him hanging out some woman's arse and you think hey, he's alright.

You message, he replies, you message , he asks "so free this weekend?"

When you decline you are a time waster/fake/ fat cunt. Delete as appropriate.

The guy gushing how sexy you are, oh there he is saying it to about 20 other women on the forums.

The guy you message first, turns into a dam stalker as obviously you messaged first so you must want to meet.

You have confidence you are full of yourself and a stuck up bitch.

You play down your attributes you are just a moaning bitch and it's your fault you can't attract any decent guys.

Have an opinion? Well as long as you are hot and have the boobs no guy will disagree.

Now I need wine.

"

I feel personally attacked.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"So so true, within the first few lines of my single profile it clearly says..... not currently meeting and when i do decide to its going to be with Marc there. But yet I still get messages daily asking if I'm free, meet now? Come to my hotel room etc etc etc, its kinda exasperating at times.

I don't tarnish everyone with the same brush thankfully but it does make opening the inbox a dreded experience sometimes

Tg x

Not really a singles profile then is it?

Really? That's all you took from my comment? I have my reasons to keep that profile which frankly I don't really have to justify nor will I.

Regardless of that it clearly says I'm not currently meeting in the very first line of my profile, yet its ignored time after time on a regular basis and when it's not responded to the occasional shitty message follows, or when I did reply they gotta crappy as I wasn't an insta shag that would drop everything and go running legs akimbo.

Thankfully there are fair few men on here that make up for the shitty ones.

Tg x"

Running legs akimbo. Now there's an image!

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By *ssexPaul69Man
over a year ago

Benfleet

Personally, I hate the typical male attitude and all the clichéd rubbish they think women will find 'attractive', but it makes it far easier for me to stand out when I message women.

As I have a face 'ideal for radio' as they say, I rely on women liking my personality lol

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"So so true, within the first few lines of my single profile it clearly says..... not currently meeting and when i do decide to its going to be with Marc there. But yet I still get messages daily asking if I'm free, meet now? Come to my hotel room etc etc etc, its kinda exasperating at times.

I don't tarnish everyone with the same brush thankfully but it does make opening the inbox a dreded experience sometimes

Tg x

Not really a singles profile then is it?

Really? That's all you took from my comment? I have my reasons to keep that profile which frankly I don't really have to justify nor will I.

Regardless of that it clearly says I'm not currently meeting in the very first line of my profile, yet its ignored time after time on a regular basis and when it's not responded to the occasional shitty message follows, or when I did reply they gotta crappy as I wasn't an insta shag that would drop everything and go running legs akimbo.

Thankfully there are fair few men on here that make up for the shitty ones.

Tg x

Running legs akimbo. Now there's an image! "

I’m thinking of rickets

Marc

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