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"This week I went bowling and proceeded to ask the hot guy in the lane over if and I quote "can I pinch one of your balls"." "Only if I can put my fingers in your holes, love" is the natural response to this. | |||
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"This week I went bowling and proceeded to ask the hot guy in the lane over if and I quote "can I pinch one of your balls". "Only if I can put my fingers in your holes, love" is the natural response to this." I just got a | |||
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"I’m shite at it. I mean REALLY shite at it " Join the club | |||
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"This week I went bowling and proceeded to ask the hot guy in the lane over if and I quote "can I pinch one of your balls". "Only if I can put my fingers in your holes, love" is the natural response to this. I just got a " He'll be kicking himself when he reads this. | |||
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"IRL I’m good at it. Borderline natural. Online I’m terrible. Borderline inoperable. " Online I'm awesome | |||
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"Yes my job demands it " Are you a rent boy? | |||
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"Yes my job demands it Are you a rent boy?" Another happy customer | |||
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"Yes my job demands it Are you a rent boy? Another happy customer " | |||
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"Me not so much, very shy but wine helps! Mr however could charm the knickers off a nun, he is available for tips x" Isn't not even a shy thing, it's just I blurt out the stupid stuff in my head and it's not sexy. | |||
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"I cant flirt for toffee. I just assume nobody would be interested so I talk to everybody in the same way." You are bloody awesome! | |||
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"I cant flirt for toffee. I just assume nobody would be interested so I talk to everybody in the same way. You are bloody awesome!" It's a matter of opinion but from you I will take it | |||
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"In the absence of any credible online flirting capability I plan to liberally pepper my profile with magic dick attracting words. Any suggestions? " Full it full of sarcasm and basically tell them to fuck off. Honestly, you get all the hot guys. | |||
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"I just can't. I turn into a idiot Mrs C" Join my club! | |||
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"I'm naturally quite flirty. And it sometimes gets me in bother. I can switch it off though if I choose to " I know your type | |||
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"Yes my job demands it Are you a rent boy?" may as well be some of the areas i been working | |||
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"This week I went bowling and proceeded to ask the hot guy in the lane over if and I quote "can I pinch one of your balls". "Only if I can put my fingers in your holes, love" is the natural response to this. I just got a " I'd have found that very funny. I probably would have tripped over my tongue and responded with something stupid though. | |||
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"In the absence of any credible online flirting capability I plan to liberally pepper my profile with magic dick attracting words. Any suggestions? Full it full of sarcasm and basically tell them to fuck off. Honestly, you get all the hot guys. " Great advice but what about online? | |||
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"Wills a good flirt, not sure about myself but I’m told I ooze sex in real life so guess that’s as good " Oozing sex....now there's a compliment | |||
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"Without this - I’m useless " I know!!! That in real life is not sexy. | |||
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"Wills a good flirt, not sure about myself but I’m told I ooze sex in real life so guess that’s as good " OMG you don't just ooze sex appeal, it's literally pouring out of you. And now I know where those missing inches from my legs have gone. Any chance you could return them, this little short arse needs them back haha, Vickie xxx | |||
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"I cant flirt for toffee. I just assume nobody would be interested so I talk to everybody in the same way." This is me, and even worse here, all that time to think about it and I still spout garbage. As for your two examples op, I'd say they both had a serious lack of humour. | |||
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"I can't flirt for shit, I turn into an even more socially awkward freak than usual. Mrs" Nothing wrong with a bit of freakiness, there's loads more things you can do with your mouth than just flirt, especially with those luscious lips of yours. Vickie xxx | |||
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"In real life? Does it come naturally? Or are you like me and turn into a complete wombat? On here, it's a breeze. If I see someone I like I can flirt. In real life, put me in front of a good looking guy, I'm embarrassed for myself. This week I went bowling and proceeded to ask the hot guy in the lane over if and I quote "can I pinch one of your balls". Today, I got wine delivered by a rather nice gentlemen. He asks for my date of birth, I tell him the date and month. Both were met with a WTF face. Thank god for online shenanigans is all I can say. " Both would work on me, cause I'm a dick | |||
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"I love flirting just not sure I’m as good as used to be " You're more than welcome to practice with me | |||
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"Wills a good flirt, not sure about myself but I’m told I ooze sex in real life so guess that’s as good OMG you don't just ooze sex appeal, it's literally pouring out of you. And now I know where those missing inches from my legs have gone. Any chance you could return them, this little short arse needs them back haha, Vickie xxx" Well thank you very much Vickie, nice of you to say xx I was kind of blessed in the leg department but paid for it in the growing pains and I’m not sure about giving back but happy to share xx | |||
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"Wills a good flirt, not sure about myself but I’m told I ooze sex in real life so guess that’s as good OMG you don't just ooze sex appeal, it's literally pouring out of you. And now I know where those missing inches from my legs have gone. Any chance you could return them, this little short arse needs them back haha, Vickie xxx Well thank you very much Vickie, nice of you to say xx I was kind of blessed in the leg department but paid for it in the growing pains and I’m not sure about giving back but happy to share xx" So how would this sharing of legs look like? Would on of us get Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday, with the other getting the alternate days? Or would you just like to share them by letting my lick them from the bottom to the top? Even though I am a short arse I would prefer option 2. Have a think about it and let me know, Vickie xxx | |||
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"It's not too bad, they seem to like it. " FLIRT not FART | |||
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"It's not too bad, they seem to like it. FLIRT not FART" You are embarrassing me bestie. | |||
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"It's not too bad, they seem to like it. FLIRT not FART You are embarrassing me bestie." I'm marking my territory. | |||
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"It's not too bad, they seem to like it. FLIRT not FART" Never trust a flirt or a fart ...be prepared to follow through I both situations | |||
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"Wills a good flirt, not sure about myself but I’m told I ooze sex in real life so guess that’s as good OMG you don't just ooze sex appeal, it's literally pouring out of you. And now I know where those missing inches from my legs have gone. Any chance you could return them, this little short arse needs them back haha, Vickie xxx Well thank you very much Vickie, nice of you to say xx I was kind of blessed in the leg department but paid for it in the growing pains and I’m not sure about giving back but happy to share xx So how would this sharing of legs look like? Would on of us get Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday, with the other getting the alternate days? Or would you just like to share them by letting my lick them from the bottom to the top? Even though I am a short arse I would prefer option 2. Have a think about it and let me know, Vickie xxx" Option two sounds like the best option ... do I sense some flirting going on xx | |||
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"Wills a good flirt, not sure about myself but I’m told I ooze sex in real life so guess that’s as good OMG you don't just ooze sex appeal, it's literally pouring out of you. And now I know where those missing inches from my legs have gone. Any chance you could return them, this little short arse needs them back haha, Vickie xxx Well thank you very much Vickie, nice of you to say xx I was kind of blessed in the leg department but paid for it in the growing pains and I’m not sure about giving back but happy to share xx So how would this sharing of legs look like? Would on of us get Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday, with the other getting the alternate days? Or would you just like to share them by letting my lick them from the bottom to the top? Even though I am a short arse I would prefer option 2. Have a think about it and let me know, Vickie xxx Option two sounds like the best option ... do I sense some flirting going on xx" Maybe a little. Is it working? Xxx | |||
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"In real life? Does it come naturally? Or are you like me and turn into a complete wombat? On here, it's a breeze. If I see someone I like I can flirt. In real life, put me in front of a good looking guy, I'm embarrassed for myself. This week I went bowling and proceeded to ask the hot guy in the lane over if and I quote "can I pinch one of your balls". Today, I got wine delivered by a rather nice gentlemen. He asks for my date of birth, I tell him the date and month. Both were met with a WTF face. Thank god for online shenanigans is all I can say. " Depends on the scenario. Can usually take off with flirting within the first few minutes of meeting someone but sometimes it's quick to realise there's no connection there then I just feel uncomfortable. Sometimes the girl is just too fucking hot and I look like a bumbling idiot! | |||
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"I’m much better in person than online. I like seeing their eyes and smile which you don’t get on here " Exactly this… there’s so many signals to read in “real life”, clues everywhere… and especially when there’s a common interest in spreadsheets.. x | |||
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