FabSwingers.com forum: Random Advice

By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Anyone got any advice ? On any topic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

Any Topic is better than a Twirl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

Any Topic is better than a Twirl."

But a marathon is better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Common sense is not that common.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Don’t be a dick!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wales

Always trust your gut instinct.

And keep some immodiums in your car. Just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two in the pink one in the stink

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

While setting up colour goniophotometric measurements, be sure to try and find the peak intensity of the luminaire for each filter, then set each exposure time at around 75% of the saturation level. This will save you a massive headache later on

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By *on655Man
over a year ago

Bronte

Measure twice cut once. Stuck with me since I was an apprentice. Came in especially handy on the days I was hungover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Measure twice cut once."

Good penis advice

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By *aui.Man
over a year ago

around here

"Yes.

Any Topic is better than a Twirl.

But a marathon is better "

Marathon

no-one under 40 will have any clue what you're talking about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never buy a second (or third, forth and so on and so on) hand Fleshlight.

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

Don’t measure your cock against your favourite chocolate bar wrapper or a supermarket loyalty card….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop looking over there at the greener grass and water your own.

^unless there’s a hosepipe ban

But it’s something I go by. Focus on yourself stop comparing yourself.

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By *iren!Woman
over a year ago

leeds

Something I am trying to get better at.

Before you react, think-does this deserve a response or a reaction xx

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Yes...

A wise old lady once told me...

"Sex is overated, nothing beats a much needed shite."

I have independently verified this with other old people, there does appear concensus.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Tighten till you hear the click ..then back a quarter turn

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You can't polish a turd

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Don't you eat that yellow snow

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By *iren!Woman
over a year ago

leeds

"Tighten till you hear the click ..then back a quarter turn

Hahahhahahah

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"You can't polish a turd

You can roll it in glitter though

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

The only people who don’t make mistakes are those that do fuck all…

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Always put your toe into a hot bath first

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Never do your shoelaces up in a revolving door

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Computer problems...check all cables inside and out.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Never do your shoelaces up in a revolving door"

It probably shouldn't, but this actually made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When in doubt, get that cock out.

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"When in doubt, get that cock out.

If you insist x

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Never wear brown socks on a Friday

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Don't eat the yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat others as you would like to be treated.. Ie, don't be a twat!!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Never dunk a Rich tea biscuit. Way too dangerous.

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Never wear brown socks on a Friday"

Why ?

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Treat others as you would like to be treated.. Ie, don't be a twat!! "

Great advice!

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Never dunk a Rich tea biscuit. Way too dangerous. "

You should know !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

Any Topic is better than a Twirl."

Are Topics still available?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never be afraid to speak up.

Never speak down to yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to stop energy providers ripping you off and force government to act? Then everyone in the country cancel contracts, put all the providers out of business, bring country to a halt and force their hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never be afraid to speak up.

Never speak down to yourself. "

this

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By *ust me 999Man
over a year ago

near you

"Anyone got any advice ? On any topic x"

Never trust a man wearing a balaclava

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

"Yes.

Any Topic is better than a Twirl.

But a marathon is better

Marathon

no-one under 40 will have any clue what you're talking about. "

Get some nuts!!!

Snickers never have the same ring to it…

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Never give two children names with the same initial. When they start getting letters from the bank addressed to Mr/Miss J... you can't tell who it's for.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Save money on doorbell batteries by opening the front door every few minutes to see if anybody is there.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Never give two children names with the same initial. When they start getting letters from the bank addressed to Mr/Miss J... you can't tell who it's for. "

Isn't the Mr or Miss a bit of a giveaway ?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Will this matter in a week, a month or in a year?

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Don't pee into the wind...you'll get wet feet

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

When you point the finger there 3 pointing back at you.

IE you find the faults in others that you find in yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont have a wank in your grans knickers, your jizz could mix with your dads and create a new breed of idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opinions are like areholes, everyone has them but some are best unseen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not every thought you have is a fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

Any Topic is better than a Twirl.

But a marathon is better "

no no no, Topic's are far better..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't wait for motivation, push yourself.

Motivation is fleeting, self discipline is what we need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gravity is a real downer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read books

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Never give two children names with the same initial. When they start getting letters from the bank addressed to Mr/Miss J... you can't tell who it's for.

Isn't the Mr or Miss a bit of a giveaway ?"

I was trying to abbreviate, but if you really need me to spell it out...

Don't give two children of the same sex names with the same initial... etc. etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masturbation should be a daily and nightly thing

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Masturbation should be a daily and nightly thing"

Do you mean masturbate over Tess Daily nightly?

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Masturbation should be a daily and nightly thing

Do you mean masturbate over Tess Daily nightly? "

Only when Strictly starts !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Masturbation should be a daily and nightly thing

Do you mean masturbate over Tess Daily nightly? "

Each has their own preferences.

Other celebrities are available also.

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Masturbation should be a daily and nightly thing

Do you mean masturbate over Tess Daily nightly?

Each has their own preferences.

Other celebrities are available also."

I do like a bit of Winkleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never pick mystery option C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never pick mystery option C"

Better to have a mystery, it adds to the excitement if it will be magic or tragic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you ever go to Capri, don’t bother with booking a tour, they just try to hustle you in to a restaurant. Just book the ferry and wander around in your own time

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By *ust me 999Man
over a year ago

near you

Advice on taking viagra connect

I do get good erections but not as hard as I use to get tho they are sufficient , anyone any advice on viagra connect

Is it any good ext ?

Thanks in advance

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By *orthwhile27Man
over a year ago

dark side of the moon

Don't worry about the things you can't control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry about the things you can't control "

Absolutely, change the things you can & accept the things you can’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thunder only happens when it’s raining

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

If you get red wine on the wallpaper spray is with astonish mould and mildew, it will have vanished without trace overnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you press the avocado stone from the plump side, it will just pop out on its own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you press the avocado stone from the plump side, it will just pop out on its own"

I favour the chop and twist. It leaves your flesh unbruised...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gents… get your prostate checked after 40… might save your life…:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you press the avocado stone from the plump side, it will just pop out on its own

I favour the chop and twist. It leaves your flesh unbruised..."

I cut, twist, pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thunder only happens when it’s raining

.. And players only love you when they're playing

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Don’t be a dick!

Wheaton's Law?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Avoid using shiny paper as bog roll.

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

Lefty loosey, righty tighty

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