FabSwingers.com forum: Greatest one line in a song

By *_Mr.K_x OP Man
over a year ago

North Worcestershire

Greatest ONE LINE in a song ever.

Not verse, chorus or bridge.

Just one line.

Let's hear them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm bop ba duba dop

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By *ike hock 400Man
over a year ago

Scarborough

“No matter where I roam , I will return to my English home “

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By *_Mr.K_x OP Man
over a year ago

North Worcestershire

"Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More pretty strippers with the big red lips

Making big tips, showing off the nice big tits, ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More pretty strippers with the big red lips

Making big tips, showing off the nice big tits, ha"

That's two lines

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By *eandmrsjones69Couple
over a year ago

Middle England

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By *_Mr.K_x OP Man
over a year ago

North Worcestershire

"Got to meet the hottie with the million dollar body

They say it's over budget

But you'd pay her just to touch it, come on"

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By *eandmrsjones69Couple
over a year ago

Middle England

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can do it , put your back in too it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the one and only!

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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago

Grantham

Put on your red shoes and dance the blues.

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By *_Mr.K_x OP Man
over a year ago

North Worcestershire

""Got to meet the hottie with the million dollar body

They say it's over budget

But you'd pay her just to touch it, come on""

Technically, this is sung in one breath with no punctuation... so, it's one line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Got to meet the hottie with the million dollar body

They say it's over budget

But you'd pay her just to touch it, come on"

Technically, this is sung in one breath with no punctuation... so, it's one line

Weak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. To get through this thing called life.

-prince. Im currently indulging in his artistic genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. To get through this thing called life.

-prince. Im currently indulging in his artistic genius "

Not one line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have another cigarette

And curse Sir Walter Raleigh

He was such a stupid git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have another cigarette

And curse Sir Walter Raleigh

He was such a stupid git"

Three lines and boring Beatles.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like an Olympus above the Serengeti

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By *elfordstevieMan
over a year ago

Telford

She walks like she don’t care. Walking on imported air.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have another cigarette

And curse Sir Walter Raleigh

He was such a stupid git

Three lines and boring Beatles. "

And it's stupid get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Romeo you nearly gave me a heart attack

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By *elfordstevieMan
over a year ago

Telford

We’re just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl. Year after year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making money ‘til there’s no time left to spend, it’s all bullshit but we all still pretend

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart" - Pictures of You - Cure

"I know someday you'll have a beautiful life , I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky but why can't it be in mine" - Black - Pearl Jam

"You can say it's mine, clench your fist, or see the sunrise as a gift" Up & Up - Coldplay

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By *eepasecretMan
over a year ago

Aylesford

everything is permitted, nothing is tsboo

Thsnkd Mestloaf, it helped define my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday

The regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old man sittin' next to me

Makin' love to his tonic and gin

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

And then one day you'll find ten years have got behind you

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Hey hey hey Mr Hangman, go get your rope"

I doubt that anybody else will know this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Son I'm 30 I only went with your mother cos she's dirty

Happy Mondays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. To get through this thing called life.

-prince. Im currently indulging in his artistic genius

Not one line "

Oh goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Son I'm 30 I only went with your mother cos she's dirty

Happy Mondays"

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Or even...

"I am cursed to walk the earth for millennia, I know I deserve worse but it terrifies me and I cant take it any more."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I'm off to love you like a lover should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are my answer then I must have asked the wrong question - Gary Numan from "A Prayer For The Unborn".

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By *weetCruellaWoman
over a year ago

somewhere sweet and sour

I get up when I want, except on wednesdays when I get rudely awoken by the dustmen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Still see you in bed, but I’m playing with myself” Radiohead - Thinking about you

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By *nd-DCouple
over a year ago

portsmouth

… “ the wine will be flat and the curry’s gone cold “

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

I was far too scared to hit him but I would hit him in a heartbeat now …

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy’

More seriously ‘Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a man of wealth and taste’ is not just a great opening line, it’s also the opening line to an utter classic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there’s no limits.

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

"Greatest ONE LINE in a song ever.

Not verse, chorus or bridge.

Just one line.

Let's hear them

Warren Zevon- Werewolves of London……..

I saw werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain

He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fooks

For to get a big dish of beef chow mein

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

She was the most beautiful cloud that ever passed before the face of a girl

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By *dbtmTV/TS
over a year ago

Petersfield

She's got legs, she knows how to use them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm tough call... I'd have to choose either:

"I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop"

"I once ate 6 Mars Bars in half an hour"

Or maybe

"It was a dodgy transformer again and again"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big bottom swing, big bottom, swing-a-linga

Buffalo by Stump

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Please don’t ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me too.

Pete Green.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“Trying to take a picture of the Sun it won’t help you to see the light.”

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I got plenty of demons under my bed, but I don’t get scared because I’m already dead.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size of a small country

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By *i-ManMan
over a year ago

Barton

The world is your oyster but your futures a clam

Paul Weller at his finest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get up when I want, except on wednesdays when I get rudely awoken by the dustmen. "

My favourite line from parklife is

It's got nothing to do with Vorsprung durch Technik, you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made the girl come round n go low now I just call her Kante.

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By *r Mind CandyMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

When I think about you I touch myself. Ooooowww

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By *r Mind CandyMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

The neighbours complain about the noises above, but she only cums when she's on top.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

In the jingle jangle morning I’ll come following you

You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you

Young teacher, the subject of schoolgirl fantasies

Women think I’m tasty but they’re always trying to waste me, make me burn the candle right down

I really must confess right here, the attraction was purely physical

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I can’t seem to stay in step ‘cause she cums every time that she pirouettes over me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You gave me nothin’ now it’s all I got.

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By *hellebelleWoman
over a year ago

ashford

You can't always get what you want…But, if you try sometime, you find you get what you need.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.

Seasick Steve.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

It's wrong to wish on space hardware.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"The neighbours complain about the noises above, but she only cums when she's on top. "

Good choice my liege!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola

_______

When life was just a bet on a race between the lights

_______

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By *orridgeCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Torridge

“I've seen your frown and it's like looking down the barrel of a gun and it goes off”

Artic Monkeys - Mardy Bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ma thot. Get me lit.

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

Where just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Greatest ONE LINE in a song ever.

Not verse, chorus or bridge.

Just one line.

Let's hear them

He's the local vicar and a serial killer

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

“I don’t believe in an interventionist god”

(But, I know, darling, that you do)

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Taylor Swift I'm a nightmare dressed as a day dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think I'm pretty without any make-up on! What every woman wants to hear off a man I'm still waiting

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

All I want to do is be more like me and be less like you

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

So many good ones, but I do like “Crown me I am Godlike”.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"All I want to do is be more like me and be less like you

F**k yes.

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Twisted Fire-starter…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you've been broken and you've been hurt

Show me somebody who ain't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tight jeans, double D’s making me go whoop whoop.

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By *iquid GoldCouple
over a year ago

gloucestershire

Was lying when I told her I was only gonna lick her tonight

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By *skyouneverknowMan
over a year ago

Calne

The moment I wake up before I put on my makeup I say a little prayer for you

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By *skyouneverknowMan
over a year ago

Calne

Generals gathered in their masses

Just like witches at black masses

Genius!

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Gordon is a moron.

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By *skyouneverknowMan
over a year ago

Calne

"Gordon is a moron. "

That's not really fair!

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Lip up fatty, ah lip up fatty, for the reggae.

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By *weetCruellaWoman
over a year ago

somewhere sweet and sour

"I get up when I want, except on wednesdays when I get rudely awoken by the dustmen.

My favourite line from parklife is

It's got nothing to do with Vorsprung durch Technik, you know?

Was too early to say those words let alone spell them lol but yes one of my fav songs... remember Phil Daniels came on stage to sing it with them at Brixton back in the day.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Just how many canoptic jars could one fill with the gizzards of pied priests with tweezers and golden scissors?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Let there be light, sound, drums, guitar...Let there Be Rock!

AC/DC - Let There Be Rock.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll see you again x

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

“Busted flat in Baton Rouge, waiting for a train, and I was feeling nearly faded as my jeans”

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

The devil came and took me from bar to street to bookies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From Lou Reed street hassle. You know that bitch'll never fuck again.

You have to know the rest of the lyric to understand the context though

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

I dreamt about you last night and I fell out of bed twice....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With folded as you occupied the bench like toothace, stood and puffed your chest out like you'd never lost a war.

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

Now that I gave you what you want, all I want is to forget…

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"I dreamt about you last night and I fell out of bed twice...."

You can pin and mount me like a butterfly.

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Our tired sagging love affair sails on the morning tide

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You can check out any time you like..but you can never leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From Lou Reed street hassle. You know that bitch'll never fuck again.

You have to know the rest of the lyric to understand the context though"

Incredible song!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best opening line ever..

"It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen"

The following line helps make it genius though...

"But you'd no idea where that cock had been"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life keeps on fuckin' me I wish that life was celibate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You used to get it in your fishnets, now you only get it in your nightdress….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I has this perfect dream

Un sueno me envolvie

This dream was me and you

Tal vez est s aqu¡

I want all the world to see

Un instinto me guiaba

A miracle sensation

My guide and inspiration

Now my dream is slowly coming true

The wind is a gentle breeze

El me hable de ti

The bells are ringing out

El canto vuela

They're calling us together

Guiding us forever

Wish my dream would never go away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mamma don't like you, and she likes everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I tried to make it work, you in a cocktail skirt and me in a suit. Well it just wasn’t me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting on a Sunday afternoon,

For what I've read between the lines,

Your lies

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Assassin clears his lens, another end, and I wasn't even there....

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

"I'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me"

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

As you stand holding me

Whispering how much you care

A thousand violins fill the air

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By *ial5555Man
over a year ago

Kent

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By *ial5555Man
over a year ago

Kent

"Greatest ONE LINE in a song ever.

Not verse, chorus or bridge.

Just one line.

Let's hear them

She told me to come but I was already there ! AC DC

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

Don’t marry her,fuck me

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Big bottom swing, big bottom, swing-a-linga

Buffalo by Stump"

Oh that's almost Spinal Tap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go 'round!

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By *ibi_curiousCouple
over a year ago

Shepperton

Then she'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleeding

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I’d rather be a free man in my brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anarchy for the UK.......

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By *heekyfromhertsMan
over a year ago

Letchworth

Players only love you when they are playing... .. Fleetwood mac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilt is a wound that's hard to heal.

Strictly Confidential by Roxy Music

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

It's a line from your love by Ennio Morricone but I don't know how to spell it, lots of oooohhh's it's the closing theme from once upon a time in the west

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

She’ll tell you she’s an orphan after you meet her family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck em all, fucking no regrets

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By *heerFlirtMan
over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually

"Her ass is a spaceship that I want to ride"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't quite believe I'm suggesting this but.

In the twist of separation, you excelled in being free.

I'm going to hide my profile now

I don't necessarily think it's the best, but very good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head.

Big Mouth Strikes Again by The Smiths.

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

You see a mousetrap, I see free cheese and a fucking challenge.

Dan le sac v scroobius pip. Introdiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an antichrist

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By *_Mr.K_x OP Man
over a year ago

North Worcestershire

"Would you go toe to toe with Ivan Drago and throw in the towel? No, didn't think so"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then one day you'll find ten years have got behind you

Yep, thing is though i found that out on the day it was released and at the time was only in my teens

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

You know, I think I recognise your face, but I've never seen you before.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"My mamma don't like you, and she likes everyone. "

I love that. So cutting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm some stain there on your bed sheet you're my diamond in the rough.

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

All join now and lament the death of my cock.

Lament.. jim morrison and the doors

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I love you like a fat kid love's cake.

50 cent

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A few suggestions:

"The gates of love, they budged an inch. I can't say much has happened since."

Closing time - Leonard Cohen

"I bargained for salvation and she gave me a lethal dose."

Shelter from the Storm - Bob Dylan

"Nature is a language, can't you read?"

Ask - the Smiths

"Of course you can't become if you only say what you woulda done."

Steal my sunshine - Len

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me crack and anal sex"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Give me crack and anal sex""

From the same song...

"It's lonely here, there's no one left to torture"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wrap your legs 'round these velvet rims, and strap your hands 'cross my engines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm some stain there on your bed sheet you're my diamond in the rough. "

This one had me thinking who it was for ages . Then realised I’ve got his album . Sunny Side up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Son I’m 30, I only went with your mother cos she’s dirty.” Happy Mondays’ - Kinky Afro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you, your all the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh lord would you buy me a mercedes benz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moving like a tortoise, full of rigor mortis.

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/08/22 18:49:46]

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I've got soul but I'm not a soldier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just a notch on your bedpost but you’re just a line in a song

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By *egabristolsCouple
over a year ago

penarth

2 lost souls, swimming in a fish bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Rigor mortis has been kind to you and left you in a sexy pose'

Don't think this will get me banned like my last suggestion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Half hour heartache, getting over you. Tenpast I'll let you go, I'll be over you by twenty to'

Two lines but fuck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass the dutchie pan on the left hand side

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Tell it to tomorrow, today will take it's time.

Fog on the Tyne

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By *he Vital SparkMan
over a year ago

Preston

I'm your private dancer, dancer for money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This Bed Is On Fire With Passionate Love

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

It's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete when I wore a younger mans clothes

One line

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Inhale break beats of Hell a-alikes propel parallel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Im such a tease and your such a flirt” Radiohead… apt for this site

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By *picMan
over a year ago

Petworth

I know a girl she lives on a hill, she won't do it but her sister will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts"

Mrs W&W

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't quite believe I'm suggesting this but.

In the twist of separation, you excelled in being free.

I'm going to hide my profile now

I don't necessarily think it's the best, but very good."
oh you so are a massive Take That fan don't deny it. Haha

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

If we're all born to die and we all die to live, what's the point in living life if it just contradicts?

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By *hicDragon08Man
over a year ago

Woodbridge

She told me to cum but i was already there!!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Bwedled dedelde dede dedede dede ..

Sweet Home Alabama where the sky (don't know the rest)

(don't know is if it's a chorus a verse or other)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

baby shark do do do dodo do do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

….’she whimpered just a little when she felt my ham’…..

Sir Psycho Sexy by The Red Hot Chili Peppers

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Truro

She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge

With an iron clad fist I wake up & french kiss the morning

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By *nebig1ivorMan
over a year ago

Reading

Never, ever, ever felt so low, when you gonna put your finger in my hole - AllSaints (I know they are not the correct lyrics but it's what I sing

)

Nothing lasts forever, even cold November Rain - November Rain, Guns n Roses

Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it - Always look on the bright side of life

You were the first girl at school to get breasts - Disco 2000, Pulp

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Well I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body, I know not everybody’s got a body like you

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Go on home British soldiers go on home have you got no fucking homes of your own

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

If you don't want to fuck me, baby, baby fuck off!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

let a woman be a woman and a man be a man

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By *rs spicyCouple
over a year ago

Chesterfield near centre

"Two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude"

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By *urvyBiUnicornWoman
over a year ago

dundee

We're rehabbed and we're ready for our fifteen minutes of shame

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By *yGirl4LifeCouple
over a year ago

grimsby

Are we living in a land where sex and horror are the new gods...

Two Tribes - Frankie Goes To Hollywood

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

The public gets what the public wants but I want nothing that society's got

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