FabSwingers.com forum: What is the most annoying. Sound in the world

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Afternoon all

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

My neighbours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody houseflies

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Other people

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

The voices in my head

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The wake up alarm.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who chomp their food boak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magpies chattering and foxes doing whatever that noise is they do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People breathing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People crunching crisps or celery, especially with their moths open. Eurgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man utd fans cheering a goal.

( yes liverpool fan here lol )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Children "

I 2nd this

Mrs C

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

People moaning about how hot it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ppl who eat loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crisps crunching

I can’t stand that or the wrapper rustling

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By *riendly older leggy wifeCouple
over a year ago

london

Car flat battery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teeth grinding

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I sleep with my windows open......

In the early hours of the morning I can hear a faint beep beep beep ...... sort of like a forklift truck backing up .

It really gets to me.

Like a ghostly bin lorry.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Crisps crunching

I can’t stand that or the wrapper rustling "

Oh Yes! And people opening sweetie bags in the cinema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That annoying sound when ppl scrape their yoghurt pot for the last scraps and it gets more and more frantic

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I think we can all agree that people eating with their mouths open is the absolute worst sound.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A dripping tap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we can all agree that people eating with their mouths open is the absolute worst sound."

Absolutely

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"I think we can all agree that people eating with their mouths open is the absolute worst sound."

Totally agree

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

People talking over each other, it makes my head want to explode.

Mrs

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

People eating and talking at the same time, ridiculously loud cars and bikes.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

My next door neighbour. Crikey she drives me mad with her whining.

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham

Anything that’s 2000 to 4000 Hz.

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

The sound of middle class 'roadmen' in town trying to sound tough to their mates

"ya get me fam..my G my G, mans bad on road blap blap"

Please stop...

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Anything that’s 2000 to 4000 Hz."

Dunno how you cope what with pretty much every song ever including hi-hats in this range lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Over the road from me I have big buildy men on clanky scaffolding who shout to each other to be heard above the loud music and their hammer drills ...... it's a fucking cacophony ....... I love their lunch time.

They eat chips in the van

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Baby's and young kids crying especially on a plane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cicadas when they hatch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babies crying shut the dumb baby up ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foxes fucking

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

The singer from Muse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motorbikes gawd they go through me

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

All the dickheads in Bedford who insist on pipping their hooters continuously!! WTF is that all about??

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"The sound of middle class 'roadmen' in town trying to sound tough to their mates

"ya get me fam..my G my G, mans bad on road blap blap"

Please stop...

Anyone talking like this! To say it makes them sound backward is an understatement !!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Babies crying shut the dumb baby up ffs"

I extend that to children in general. Sexcrement should neither be seen nor heard in my opinon

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Someone biting into a Jaffa cake

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

The sound of music (any music but even worse if it's not to my taste) played from a phone speaker. Actually, add videos and any sound coming from someone else's phone in public...

...or sofa, or bed or anywhere! Just use earphones when other people are around

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I just had to close my office window.... the sound of the kid next door on a pogo stick for 15 minutes non stop was driving me insane!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Road workers sc**ping something of the road with a metal shovel. Seagulls

Cant believe you can't type that word in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son whistling. All day.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Yappy little dogs.

Loudspeaker phone conversations.

Slamming doors.

And phrases like "lads lads lads" and "bants"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foxes fucking "

Can honestly say I have no clue what that sounds like, thankfully

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Foxes fucking

Can honestly say I have no clue what that sounds like, thankfully"

It's like loud high pitched screaming.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Foxes fucking

Can honestly say I have no clue what that sounds like, thankfully

It's like loud high pitched screaming. "

Nah, that was me fucking I think you will find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I know my answer to this....

The slide and slam of a van's side door. When peeps go to their van and open the sliding door, pick up one item and slide and shut the van door...then repeat this process for an hour. It instantly aggitates me much to Mr NBVN's amusement.

It makes me want to shout out of my bedroom window to tell them to get everything they need in one go.

NBVN x

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By *exy Ruby 100 300Couple
over a year ago

unknown

My Alarm clock going off in d morning x

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Oh I know my answer to this....

It makes me want to shout out of my bedroom window to tell them to get everything they need in one go.

NBVN x"

Holy shit yes! This!

It always happens when I’ve a live mic recording too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over-moaning female porn stars.... Lol

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Nails across a blackboard.

Fork scrapin' on a plate.

Continue

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

People in the office who tap furiously on the desk with a pen/finger/knee when they’re concentrating!

Barky dogs who won’t stop!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foxes fucking

Can honestly say I have no clue what that sounds like, thankfully"
like a lass meeting jack the ripper in a dark alley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over-moaning female porn stars.... Lol"

And pretty much all of the Fab videos ( f@ke moaning)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I am on a roll, I have another one...

People using petrol strimmers that do that don't keep the motor running continually as its being used but instead do that effing annoying revving. Oh my goodness me it's annoying. Just keep the button pressed!

NBVN x

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Oh I am on a roll, I have another one...

NBVN x"
calm down Naughty. Take a cold shower xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Background noise of people talking.. loud enough to disturb your ears but not clear to hear what they are actually saying.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Background noise of people talking.. loud enough to disturb your ears but not clear to hear what they are actually saying."
you can't nhave it both ways xx

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

In this area Berkshire, maybe Oxon and Wilts as well..it's got to be the pilot practising his aerobatics skills in his feckin noisy plane nearly every weekend,,,if I could shoot the ba...rd down I'd probably hear an almighty cheer from all the residents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I am on a roll, I have another one...

NBVN xcalm down Naughty. Take a cold shower xx

Oh Busman you have unleashed the beast within me...how could you? I need a pale sherry to calm down

NBVN x

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By *elight 99Woman
over a year ago

richmond

Alarm clock

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Another vote for babies and children....although closely followed by people who play shite music through phone speakers or have loud conversations on speakerphone....and also any music by Queen/Simply Red/Beautiful South & Oasis

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By *heekyfromhertsMan
over a year ago

Letchworth

People who say "hey ho"

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

A phone alert from someone who I thought I had blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noisy eaters and wrapper rustling. Thought this was gonna be about dumb and dumber

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

The sound of tories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jacob Rees Mogg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loud Motorcycle reving the engine

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Till number one is now closing..we are now opening Till number six

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Sniffing, loud, snotty, wet continuous sniffing especially on trains! Blow your fookin nose you dirty snotty bastard !! ..................and breath

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Oh I know my answer to this....

It makes me want to shout out of my bedroom window to tell them to get everything they need in one go.

NBVN x"

Don't camp near a vw campervan

Swoosh bang all night as they go for a trip to the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snoring! Has anyone said snoring? Stop showing off that you're asleep!!

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